07-15-2003, 08:57 PM | #1961 (permalink) |
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velcro shoes are the best. and they were always so cheap.
Meri tried to beat Boonies record of beer drinking on the way to london - but failed miserably and ended up getting arrested for pissing all over an airline hostess.
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07-15-2003, 09:01 PM | #1962 (permalink) |
Loose Cunt
Location: North Bondi RSL
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bundy 'can't bowl, can't throw'
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07-15-2003, 09:46 PM | #1964 (permalink) |
Loose Cunt
Location: North Bondi RSL
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Bundy cried when Shane & Angel got married, and again when Shane died...
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07-15-2003, 09:55 PM | #1966 (permalink) |
Loose Cunt
Location: North Bondi RSL
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Bundy is really Nudge...
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07-15-2003, 10:14 PM | #1968 (permalink) |
Loose Cunt
Location: North Bondi RSL
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bundy still has, and uses, his Mello-Yellow yo-yo (and still thinks they're the fastest)...
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07-15-2003, 10:24 PM | #1969 (permalink) |
Loser
Location: Urth
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Meridae'n had a twin when he was in the womb which dissolved during the first trimester and floated through his umbilical cord into his body. The fetus (bundy) then regrew attached to his small intestine and manufactures speed-lube out of spit and fiber.
is that a real poncho or a sears poncho? |
07-15-2003, 10:26 PM | #1970 (permalink) |
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Meri collects those Mcdonalds figurines that come with happy meals.
however, when he missed out on getting a Piglet soft toy, he got so angry that he bit the poor 13 year old serving him. he drew blood and is now facing an asault charge. Dammit! and dead barbie necro guy thinks that barbies can be killed.
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07-15-2003, 10:42 PM | #1971 (permalink) |
Loose Cunt
Location: North Bondi RSL
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bundy has a thing for girls with hairy pits (that's why he smells like Nimbin... trolling for hippie chicks)
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07-16-2003, 03:48 AM | #1974 (permalink) |
Loose Cunt
Location: North Bondi RSL
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MLMadman uses the mouse with his left hand when surfing any site featuring Oprah...
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07-16-2003, 03:58 AM | #1976 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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mac is a fosters man, he likes big cans...
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07-16-2003, 04:31 AM | #1977 (permalink) |
Loose Cunt
Location: North Bondi RSL
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When he was 11, Uncle Phil thought he had a pubic hair, until he started pissing out of it...
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07-16-2003, 01:19 PM | #1978 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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mer is a MILK man...he likes metal jugs...
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07-16-2003, 03:38 PM | #1979 (permalink) |
Loose Cunt
Location: North Bondi RSL
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Uncle Phil's wallet has a picture of Donatello on it...
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07-17-2003, 12:12 AM | #1983 (permalink) |
Loose Cunt
Location: North Bondi RSL
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Bundy used to go for the Adelaide Rams
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07-17-2003, 05:06 AM | #1987 (permalink) |
Psycho
Location: London, CorBlimeyLand
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bundy didn't realise the sun gave us light until it came to him in a vision. He now believes the sun is not only the giver of light but the supreme diety to which he answers to. For this reason he never wears sunglasses or sunscreen, and dresses as scarcely as possible. Skin cancer is his vision of paradise!
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07-17-2003, 06:32 AM | #1991 (permalink) |
Go Packers! (*sigh!*)
Location: The Lovely Emerald City
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Bundy hates his job at the Campbeltown 'Mitre 10'- he really wants to join the ballet!
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07-17-2003, 06:35 AM | #1992 (permalink) |
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fuck me.
LOL! nice one. not too many ballerinas in the campbelltown mitre-10 i reckon... richeeee isn´t really from the Emerald City - hes from Cabramatta and hes too ashamed to admit it. (this may account for his in-depth knowledge of sydneys south west)
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07-17-2003, 06:37 AM | #1993 (permalink) |
Go Packers! (*sigh!*)
Location: The Lovely Emerald City
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Bundy's barking up the wrong kookaburra tree!
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07-17-2003, 06:45 AM | #1995 (permalink) |
Go Packers! (*sigh!*)
Location: The Lovely Emerald City
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I was just testing you, yeah, that's it! Just seeing if you were truly an Aussie! Yeah, that's right.
Bundy IS the man behind the curtain, at the end of the yellow brick road... and he's not wearing pants! Watch out, Toto!!
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07-17-2003, 07:34 AM | #1996 (permalink) |
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richeeee was the guy you patented the special ´shower-toilet with extendible shaving mirror´.
he invented this device so that he could shit-shower and shave all at the same time. it also cuts down on those pesky toilet paper bills.
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07-17-2003, 08:17 AM | #1999 (permalink) |
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In two short weeks Bundy will become Mrs. Bundy Giant Hamburger. We have been PMing each other daily since we both registered in April. He is the most wonderfullest person the human mind could comprehend and I look forward to spending the rest of our long, agonizing, inexorable lives together until we are parted by death. Bundy, my sweet, sweet baby, I'm coming home.
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