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Old 07-15-2003, 08:57 PM   #1961 (permalink)
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velcro shoes are the best. and they were always so cheap.

Meri tried to beat Boonies record of beer drinking on the way to london - but failed miserably and ended up getting arrested for pissing all over an airline hostess.
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Old 07-15-2003, 09:01 PM   #1962 (permalink)
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Old 07-15-2003, 09:04 PM   #1963 (permalink)
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Old 07-15-2003, 09:46 PM   #1964 (permalink)
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Old 07-15-2003, 09:52 PM   #1965 (permalink)
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they were tears of laughter.
because as examples of great Australian drama, they were disgraceful.


Meri is Dieter Brummer.
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Old 07-15-2003, 09:55 PM   #1966 (permalink)
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Old 07-15-2003, 10:03 PM   #1967 (permalink)
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no way, not nudge...that guy was into scat...


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Old 07-15-2003, 10:14 PM   #1968 (permalink)
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bundy still has, and uses, his Mello-Yellow yo-yo (and still thinks they're the fastest)...
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Old 07-15-2003, 10:24 PM   #1969 (permalink)
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Meridae'n had a twin when he was in the womb which dissolved during the first trimester and floated through his umbilical cord into his body. The fetus (bundy) then regrew attached to his small intestine and manufactures speed-lube out of spit and fiber.

is that a real poncho or a sears poncho?
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Old 07-15-2003, 10:26 PM   #1970 (permalink)
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Meri collects those Mcdonalds figurines that come with happy meals.

however, when he missed out on getting a Piglet soft toy, he got so angry that he bit the poor 13 year old serving him. he drew blood and is now facing an asault charge.

Dammit!

and dead barbie necro guy thinks that barbies can be killed.
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Old 07-15-2003, 10:42 PM   #1971 (permalink)
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Old 07-16-2003, 02:59 AM   #1972 (permalink)
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how very continental.

Meri likes his ladies with rotting teeth...it makes kissing all the more exciting.
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Old 07-16-2003, 03:03 AM   #1973 (permalink)
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Bundy is always afraid when he is about to have sex........... well you would be too if it was dark and you were all by yourself!
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Old 07-16-2003, 03:48 AM   #1974 (permalink)
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Old 07-16-2003, 03:51 AM   #1975 (permalink)
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Old 07-16-2003, 03:58 AM   #1976 (permalink)
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Old 07-16-2003, 04:31 AM   #1977 (permalink)
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Old 07-16-2003, 01:19 PM   #1978 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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Old 07-16-2003, 03:38 PM   #1979 (permalink)
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Old 07-16-2003, 05:38 PM   #1980 (permalink)
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Old 07-16-2003, 06:32 PM   #1981 (permalink)
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Old 07-16-2003, 11:21 PM   #1982 (permalink)
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Old 07-17-2003, 12:12 AM   #1983 (permalink)
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Old 07-17-2003, 12:36 AM   #1984 (permalink)
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Old 07-17-2003, 04:27 AM   #1985 (permalink)
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Old 07-17-2003, 04:51 AM   #1986 (permalink)
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haha!
Fremen you are mine...

Everybody, listen up... Fremen has just received some bad news... the tests came back positive.

yes, Fremen has been officially diagnosed with Moth Scaredy-ness-itis.

chin up mate.
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Old 07-17-2003, 05:06 AM   #1987 (permalink)
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Old 07-17-2003, 05:22 AM   #1988 (permalink)
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Pyrate hasn´t ever seen the sun...being from CorBlimeyLand.
in the dark he has an eerie white glow.
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Old 07-17-2003, 06:24 AM   #1989 (permalink)
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Old 07-17-2003, 06:29 AM   #1990 (permalink)
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only when i´ve got loads of cash pj.

PJ confessed to his friends at high school that he had a crush on Barbara Bush.
they still haven´t let him live it down.

hubba hubba baby!
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Old 07-17-2003, 06:32 AM   #1991 (permalink)
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Old 07-17-2003, 06:35 AM   #1992 (permalink)
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fuck me.
LOL!

nice one.

not too many ballerinas in the campbelltown mitre-10 i reckon...

richeeee isn´t really from the Emerald City - hes from Cabramatta and hes too ashamed to admit it. (this may account for his in-depth knowledge of sydneys south west)
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Old 07-17-2003, 06:37 AM   #1993 (permalink)
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Bundy's barking up the wrong kookaburra tree!
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Old 07-17-2003, 06:40 AM   #1994 (permalink)
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hahaha!

kookaburras are fat snake-eating birds rich, not trees.

Richeee was a Strom Thurmond groupie... but now he´s just stalking Rummy.
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Old 07-17-2003, 06:45 AM   #1995 (permalink)
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I was just testing you, yeah, that's it! Just seeing if you were truly an Aussie! Yeah, that's right.

Bundy IS the man behind the curtain, at the end of the yellow brick road...
and he's not wearing pants! Watch out, Toto!!
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Old 07-17-2003, 07:34 AM   #1996 (permalink)
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richeeee was the guy you patented the special ´shower-toilet with extendible shaving mirror´.
he invented this device so that he could shit-shower and shave all at the same time.

it also cuts down on those pesky toilet paper bills.
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Old 07-17-2003, 07:35 AM   #1997 (permalink)
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richeee has first dibs on the Cowardly Lion....but, with a dominating sex fetish like he has, was it ever really a surprise! So Bundy, watch yer back, mate!
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Old 07-17-2003, 07:58 AM   #1998 (permalink)
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wry1 is the president of his local michigan Celine Dion fan club. in fact, he´s the only member... so i guess hes only the president by default.
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Old 07-17-2003, 08:17 AM   #1999 (permalink)
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In two short weeks Bundy will become Mrs. Bundy Giant Hamburger. We have been PMing each other daily since we both registered in April. He is the most wonderfullest person the human mind could comprehend and I look forward to spending the rest of our long, agonizing, inexorable lives together until we are parted by death. Bundy, my sweet, sweet baby, I'm coming home.
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Old 07-17-2003, 08:21 AM   #2000 (permalink)
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