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Old 07-10-2003, 12:35 PM   #1801 (permalink)
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Old 07-10-2003, 03:12 PM   #1802 (permalink)
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Old 07-10-2003, 06:13 PM   #1803 (permalink)
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I did. It is true. I am sorry. I dropped the olympic torch right on Meri's head. I don't know what he was doing betwixt my legs, but he said he was a professional. Sadly I believed him.
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Old 07-10-2003, 07:06 PM   #1804 (permalink)
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C Ludus likes to berate the mice that his sorry assed cat can't catch.

*fuckin' mice eh?*
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Old 07-10-2003, 07:10 PM   #1805 (permalink)
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flyman enjoys the sweet pungent stench of the CONCLAMO LUDUS PIT!!!
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Old 07-10-2003, 07:12 PM   #1806 (permalink)
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speakin' of pits....bundy's armpit smells like his crotch.......
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Old 07-10-2003, 07:14 PM   #1807 (permalink)
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Old 07-10-2003, 07:15 PM   #1808 (permalink)
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C Ludus knows this cuz.........?????
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Old 07-10-2003, 07:17 PM   #1809 (permalink)
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Flyman's mother told me. It was a very honest moment we shared...I think...
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Old 07-10-2003, 07:19 PM   #1810 (permalink)
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Conclamo pimps out the Flys mother. but when it comes time for her to lay maggots, well, he locks her up in the CONCLAMO LUDUS PIT
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Old 07-10-2003, 07:20 PM   #1811 (permalink)
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ouch..........well C Ludus passes his days,by watching cats walk away with thier tails in the air,
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Old 07-10-2003, 07:20 PM   #1812 (permalink)
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Fly was faster...


This Time!
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Old 07-10-2003, 07:22 PM   #1813 (permalink)
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richeee was....slower.....

this time...
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Old 07-10-2003, 07:24 PM   #1814 (permalink)
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Flyman only eats the pink-colored Apple Jacks. He says they taste like rainbows and moonbeams.
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Old 07-10-2003, 07:25 PM   #1815 (permalink)
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Conclamo is only collateral damage.
he is not my intended target.
besides, Conclamo smells.

and, Flyman is easily distracted by the decoy Richeeeeeeee.

the Fly has become scared of Oreo cookies since that last scandel.

even though they sponsered his upbringing anda gave him all, he has turned his back on them.

he is selfish, and demonic.
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Old 07-10-2003, 07:25 PM   #1816 (permalink)
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Toongabbie High School will never allow Bundy back, due to some science club experiment with rhesus monkeys and cheerleaders uniforms, gone bad...
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Old 07-10-2003, 07:26 PM   #1817 (permalink)
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bundy wants to eat me like an oreo cookie......

*got me....richeee*
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Old 07-10-2003, 07:26 PM   #1818 (permalink)
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Old 07-10-2003, 07:27 PM   #1819 (permalink)
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richee is all smiles.....
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Old 07-10-2003, 07:28 PM   #1820 (permalink)
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Flyman, that would be an attractive invitation, but i do you are no longer sweet and creamy and chocolatey.
now you are evil. and tasteless.

and that Toongabbie call Rich - thats just plain nasty. i think Meri lives around there. haha.
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Old 07-10-2003, 07:37 PM   #1821 (permalink)
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*richeee innocently kicks the dirt around the playground...whistles nonchalantly...*


by the way, Bun- there's more to follow...
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Old 07-10-2003, 07:39 PM   #1822 (permalink)
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bundy has no idea where the Centrepoint tower is...
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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?
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Old 07-10-2003, 07:41 PM   #1823 (permalink)
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Meri sits on top of Centrepoint.
he also shops in Asquith.
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Old 07-10-2003, 07:42 PM   #1824 (permalink)
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Bundy thinks he's good just cause he's gunna get to 1000 before me... unfortunately he's right.

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Old 07-10-2003, 07:45 PM   #1825 (permalink)
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Meri is also a post-whore...but sadly he is poor one.

i advise all to avoid his wares and to seek sexual pleasure elsewhere.
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Old 07-10-2003, 07:48 PM   #1826 (permalink)
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bundy listens to AM radio, just waiting for 'Africa' by Toto to come on...
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Old 07-10-2003, 07:49 PM   #1827 (permalink)
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which Meri sang......
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Old 07-10-2003, 07:55 PM   #1828 (permalink)
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flyman gets horny whenever someone mention Africa...

You do the math
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Old 07-11-2003, 04:01 AM   #1829 (permalink)
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Old 07-11-2003, 05:21 AM   #1830 (permalink)
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I heard uncle phil traded his`Vette for a calculator...only cause it came with a new pocket protector.
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Old 07-11-2003, 05:22 AM   #1831 (permalink)
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Old 07-11-2003, 08:26 AM   #1832 (permalink)
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Old 07-11-2003, 10:56 AM   #1833 (permalink)
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paddyjoe dances with the devil in the pale moon light...all the time.
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Old 07-11-2003, 12:23 PM   #1834 (permalink)
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Conclamo Ludus eats Eucalyptus leaves in private. He stalks Koala Bears in zoos to get their leftovers. It has been rumored that he will "do favors' for said Koalas for more leaves.
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Old 07-11-2003, 12:28 PM   #1835 (permalink)
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pheatius listens to stan freberg 78s...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 07-11-2003, 09:50 PM   #1836 (permalink)
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Old 07-11-2003, 10:54 PM   #1837 (permalink)
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Old 07-11-2003, 11:09 PM   #1838 (permalink)
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Old 07-12-2003, 12:40 AM   #1839 (permalink)
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squinty thinks that that is an insult.
and he still has a bad rash.
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Old 07-12-2003, 12:41 AM   #1840 (permalink)
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