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Fremen · 07-21-2003, 09:39 PM

(lol at Meris' post)

Meri sings Neil Diamond songs while masturbating.

laxative · 07-22-2003, 01:38 AM

Fremen masturbates Neil Diamond.

Pennington · 07-22-2003, 01:40 AM

At least he can masturbate Neil Diamond, laxative doesn't have hands.

Meridae'n · 07-22-2003, 02:22 AM

You can talk Pennington, you don't even have a sternocleidomastoid.

uncle phil · 07-22-2003, 04:55 AM

mer uses double-sided tape to keep his jammies closed...

Pennington · 07-22-2003, 05:02 PM

uncle phil uses double-sided tape to keep his ass-cheeks closed. (diareha chachacha)

Fire · 07-22-2003, 06:11 PM

pennington secretly fantasizes about members of n-sync

laxative · 07-22-2003, 10:08 PM

Fire prefers Menudo. (and Pennington fails to see the glory of diarhea)

Meridae'n · 07-23-2003, 01:51 AM

laxative can't play backgammon for shit

zubrei · 07-23-2003, 06:02 AM

Meridae'n has an imaginary friend called Billy-bob, he touches billy-bob in strange ways. Billy-Bob gets scared by Meridae'n.

rockogre · 07-23-2003, 06:16 AM

zubrei has webbed toes and can hear dog whistles!

Troublebot · 07-23-2003, 11:37 AM

Rock lets elves live in his beard.

At night, while he's sleeping, they come out and fix his shoes!

Once, he sneezed and killed several of them. It was a sad day.

Pheatius · 07-23-2003, 01:26 PM

Troublebot had a long-term relationship with one of the elves in Rock's beard. He is still bitter and has vowed to avenge himself againt all cold germs... Cold germs beware, he will find a cure to the common cold.

guypunkr · 07-23-2003, 01:32 PM

Pheatius has several long term relationships with the cold germs living, permanently, in the elvish ex-lovers of Troublebot.

Meridae'n · 07-23-2003, 01:58 PM

punk's mother is a virgin

guypunkr · 07-23-2003, 01:59 PM

Meri's "father" is a virgin.

Meridae'n · 07-23-2003, 02:07 PM

punkr's father is a snowman, if you catch my drift...

guypunkr · 07-23-2003, 02:10 PM

I don't get it... But anyways...

Meri's actually Bill Gates, posing as an Austrailian here on the TFP to try and infiltrate Qpid's Liberation Army!!

uncle phil · 07-23-2003, 04:10 PM

guy sleeps with the fishes...

Fly · 07-23-2003, 04:29 PM

uncle phil keeps an aquarium full of fish.

.....he likes to.....well....you know......

Conclamo Ludus · 07-23-2003, 05:07 PM

flyman...well...knows...

tulax · 07-23-2003, 10:13 PM

Conclamo...well...taught flyman

guypunkr · 07-23-2003, 11:00 PM

Tulax...keeps trying to steal all my damn fish...

Fremen · 07-24-2003, 04:50 AM

guypunkr once farted "Silent Night" in church.

castex · 07-24-2003, 05:11 AM

Fremen goes around supermarkets putting expensive vodka in other peoples' trolleys

Pheatius · 07-24-2003, 10:41 AM

castex then removes the expensive vodka from their bags in the parking lot, drinks it all and passes out in a vain attempt for pity dates.

uncle phil · 07-24-2003, 12:39 PM

pheatius pities castex...

paddyjoe · 07-24-2003, 01:27 PM

uncle phil only drinks vodka in his sleeper jammies...so when he passes out, he's all ready to be tucked in.

bundy · 07-24-2003, 04:31 PM

pj gives phil pity sex every morning. little does he know that phil thinks hes the one giving the pity sex to pj...

what strange, sad, yet ever so pathetic love story.

glophead · 07-24-2003, 04:38 PM

bundy has a fetish for men dressed in clothes made of AOL cds

bundy · 07-24-2003, 04:50 PM

glophead lives in a trailer on the banks of the mighty Shenandoah.

he moves his trailer up and down that fine river on a regular basis - mainly to avoid the FBI, who are looking to question him in relation to several Quikie-Mart robberies.

He fishes for catfish and hunts racoons to feed his 12 appalachian brats.

At night he goes on the prowl - for willing west virginia hookers, who cross those mighty appalachian peaks to service the hungry sexual appetites of the shenandoah banksmen.

They are a dying breed, the Shenandoah banksmen... the world will be a far sadder place without them.

Spinach_Indeed · 07-24-2003, 07:04 PM

Remember El Nino?

That was Bundy.

Meridae'n · 07-24-2003, 07:22 PM

Spinach Indeed has a pet frog, and it's not even green...

bundy · 07-24-2003, 10:50 PM

thats not a frog Meri, Spinach has a CANE TOAD as a pet.

quick, lets destroy it before it escapes from spinach and destroys Australias wildlife from the North Queensland coast, over to Kakadu.

no wait, that would mean having to go into Queensland... eeewwww..... Queenslanders... now i feel dirty.

Meri loves FNQ. as i said before, one day hes going to retire up there.

laxative · 07-24-2003, 11:14 PM

you australians will all die of skin cancer.

guypunkr · 07-24-2003, 11:39 PM

Laxative was named for his favorite food group, one of his own design: laxatives.

Fremen · 07-25-2003, 12:04 AM

guyp smuggles marmots out of Canada in his sleeper-jammies.

guypunkr · 07-25-2003, 12:18 AM

Fremen stole my sleeper-jammies a few weeks back... That's how he knew about the marmots (he found out the hard way...).

Fremen · 07-25-2003, 12:58 AM

Oh, it wasn't so hard...

guyp slips his grandmother a little hooch in her Metamucil.

Fly · 07-25-2003, 03:27 AM

Fremen and guypunkr have a crazy relationship with some marmots that they stole from Canada.

you guys better be nice to the marmots or we'll have to send the angry beavers over.

07-21-2003, 09:39 PM	#2041 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	(lol at Meris' post) Meri sings Neil Diamond songs while masturbating. __________________ Google

07-22-2003, 02:22 AM	#2044 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	You can talk Pennington, you don't even have a sternocleidomastoid. __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-22-2003, 04:55 AM	#2045 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	mer uses double-sided tape to keep his jammies closed... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-22-2003, 06:11 PM	#2047 (permalink)
Fire Warrior Smith Location: missouri	pennington secretly fantasizes about members of n-sync __________________ Thought the harder, Heart the bolder, Mood the more as our might lessens

07-23-2003, 01:51 AM	#2049 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	laxative can't play backgammon for shit __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-22-2003, 01:38 AM	#2042 (permalink)
laxative Loser Location: the bathroom	Fremen masturbates Neil Diamond.

07-22-2003, 01:40 AM	#2043 (permalink)
Pennington Banned Location: Autonomous Zone	At least he can masturbate Neil Diamond, laxative doesn't have hands.

07-22-2003, 05:02 PM	#2046 (permalink)
Pennington Banned Location: Autonomous Zone	uncle phil uses double-sided tape to keep his ass-cheeks closed. (diareha chachacha)

07-22-2003, 10:08 PM	#2048 (permalink)
laxative Loser Location: the bathroom	Fire prefers Menudo. (and Pennington fails to see the glory of diarhea)

07-23-2003, 06:02 AM	#2050 (permalink)
zubrei Tilted Location: England Home of RWC Champions	Meridae'n has an imaginary friend called Billy-bob, he touches billy-bob in strange ways. Billy-Bob gets scared by Meridae'n.

07-23-2003, 06:16 AM	#2051 (permalink)
rockogre I aim to misbehave! Location: SW Oklahoma	zubrei has webbed toes and can hear dog whistles! __________________ Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom

07-23-2003, 11:37 AM	#2052 (permalink)
Troublebot Intently Rocking Location: Davey's	Rock lets elves live in his beard. At night, while he's sleeping, they come out and fix his shoes! Once, he sneezed and killed several of them. It was a sad day. __________________ Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend. Wind: [whistling] I hate you.

07-23-2003, 01:26 PM	#2053 (permalink)
Pheatius Insane Location: The South	Troublebot had a long-term relationship with one of the elves in Rock's beard. He is still bitter and has vowed to avenge himself againt all cold germs... Cold germs beware, he will find a cure to the common cold.

07-23-2003, 01:32 PM	#2054 (permalink)
guypunkr Loser Location: Newport News, VA	Pheatius has several long term relationships with the cold germs living, permanently, in the elvish ex-lovers of Troublebot.

07-23-2003, 01:58 PM	#2055 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	punk's mother is a virgin __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-23-2003, 05:07 PM	#2061 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	flyman...well...knows... __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

07-23-2003, 10:13 PM	#2062 (permalink)
tulax Upright Location: Lexico City, VA	Conclamo...well...taught flyman __________________ "Me fail English? That's unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum

07-23-2003, 01:59 PM	#2056 (permalink)
guypunkr Loser Location: Newport News, VA	Meri's "father" is a virgin.

07-23-2003, 02:07 PM	#2057 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	punkr's father is a snowman, if you catch my drift... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-23-2003, 02:10 PM	#2058 (permalink)
guypunkr Loser Location: Newport News, VA	I don't get it... But anyways... Meri's actually Bill Gates, posing as an Austrailian here on the TFP to try and infiltrate Qpid's Liberation Army!!

07-23-2003, 04:10 PM	#2059 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	guy sleeps with the fishes... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-23-2003, 04:29 PM	#2060 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	uncle phil keeps an aquarium full of fish. .....he likes to.....well....you know...... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-23-2003, 11:00 PM	#2063 (permalink)
guypunkr Loser Location: Newport News, VA	Tulax...keeps trying to steal all my damn fish...

07-24-2003, 04:50 AM	#2064 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	guypunkr once farted "Silent Night" in church. __________________ Google

07-24-2003, 05:11 AM	#2065 (permalink)
castex Psycho Location: france	Fremen goes around supermarkets putting expensive vodka in other peoples' trolleys

07-24-2003, 10:41 AM	#2066 (permalink)
Pheatius Insane Location: The South	castex then removes the expensive vodka from their bags in the parking lot, drinks it all and passes out in a vain attempt for pity dates.

07-24-2003, 12:39 PM	#2067 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	pheatius pities castex... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-24-2003, 01:27 PM	#2068 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	uncle phil only drinks vodka in his sleeper jammies...so when he passes out, he's all ready to be tucked in.

07-24-2003, 04:31 PM	#2069 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	pj gives phil pity sex every morning. little does he know that phil thinks hes the one giving the pity sex to pj... what strange, sad, yet ever so pathetic love story. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-24-2003, 04:38 PM	#2070 (permalink)
glophead Crazy Location: Springfield, VA	bundy has a fetish for men dressed in clothes made of AOL cds

07-24-2003, 04:50 PM	#2071 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	glophead lives in a trailer on the banks of the mighty Shenandoah. he moves his trailer up and down that fine river on a regular basis - mainly to avoid the FBI, who are looking to question him in relation to several Quikie-Mart robberies. He fishes for catfish and hunts racoons to feed his 12 appalachian brats. At night he goes on the prowl - for willing west virginia hookers, who cross those mighty appalachian peaks to service the hungry sexual appetites of the shenandoah banksmen. They are a dying breed, the Shenandoah banksmen... the world will be a far sadder place without them. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-24-2003, 07:04 PM	#2072 (permalink)
Spinach_Indeed Banned? Location: Artic Tundra	Remember El Nino? That was Bundy. __________________ Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed

07-24-2003, 07:22 PM	#2073 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Spinach Indeed has a pet frog, and it's not even green... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-24-2003, 10:50 PM	#2074 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	thats not a frog Meri, Spinach has a CANE TOAD as a pet. quick, lets destroy it before it escapes from spinach and destroys Australias wildlife from the North Queensland coast, over to Kakadu. no wait, that would mean having to go into Queensland... eeewwww..... Queenslanders... now i feel dirty. Meri loves FNQ. as i said before, one day hes going to retire up there. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-24-2003, 11:14 PM	#2075 (permalink)
laxative Loser Location: the bathroom	you australians will all die of skin cancer.

07-24-2003, 11:39 PM	#2076 (permalink)
guypunkr Loser Location: Newport News, VA	Laxative was named for his favorite food group, one of his own design: laxatives.

07-25-2003, 12:04 AM	#2077 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	guyp smuggles marmots out of Canada in his sleeper-jammies. __________________ Google