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Old 07-30-2003, 04:34 PM   #2161 (permalink)
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Fremen wants to lick said nutsack ...
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Old 07-30-2003, 04:37 PM   #2162 (permalink)
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Old 07-30-2003, 04:39 PM   #2163 (permalink)
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Spoilsport cheats at dodgeball ...
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Old 07-30-2003, 04:44 PM   #2164 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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Old 07-30-2003, 04:45 PM   #2165 (permalink)
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Old 07-30-2003, 04:48 PM   #2166 (permalink)
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Spoilsport likes anchovies.
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Old 07-30-2003, 04:56 PM   #2167 (permalink)
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Old 07-30-2003, 05:02 PM   #2168 (permalink)
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hell yeah! I mean ... no!

Spoilsport wishes he was Money Penny from 007.
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Old 07-30-2003, 05:10 PM   #2169 (permalink)
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Old 07-30-2003, 05:10 PM   #2170 (permalink)
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slim is only 17 - and he KNOWS he shouldn´t be here.
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Old 07-30-2003, 05:16 PM   #2171 (permalink)
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Bundy has been parachuting off the roof of his house - with a bedsheet - at night. Naked.
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Old 07-30-2003, 05:16 PM   #2172 (permalink)
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bundy knows what soylent green is.
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Old 07-30-2003, 05:29 PM   #2173 (permalink)
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Yes, i do know what soylent green is.
and that parachuting thing only happens when i´ve had some awesome shrooms. haha.

both tritium and spoilsport are unaware of the refresh and edit buttons....

unless this was a coordinated attack...

in that case, you must both be fiendish, yet strangely pathetic, servants of that tyrant King Phil...

i recognise his work when i see it...
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Old 07-30-2003, 05:37 PM   #2174 (permalink)
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Bundy liked Tritium's post better because he responded to it first.
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Old 07-30-2003, 05:47 PM   #2175 (permalink)
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when it comes to you, tritium, and your colleague, Spoilsport... there is no liking. none at all.

tritium, are you related to Fremen?
you both seem to have a strange phobia of moths.
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Old 07-30-2003, 06:46 PM   #2176 (permalink)
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Bundy is actually an ordained priest and posts here to try and stay "with-it".
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Old 07-30-2003, 08:11 PM   #2177 (permalink)
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Old 07-30-2003, 08:33 PM   #2178 (permalink)
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C Ludus' sister is also his girlfriend.

ohh forshame......
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Old 07-30-2003, 08:40 PM   #2179 (permalink)
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Old 07-30-2003, 08:42 PM   #2180 (permalink)
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Old 07-30-2003, 09:00 PM   #2181 (permalink)
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Old 07-30-2003, 09:03 PM   #2182 (permalink)
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Old 07-30-2003, 09:12 PM   #2183 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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Old 07-30-2003, 09:12 PM   #2184 (permalink)
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shit. and fremen used to BE a lady from Pasadena.

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Old 07-30-2003, 10:03 PM   #2185 (permalink)
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lax got his name from two very bad experiences.

draw your own concusions
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Old 07-31-2003, 05:18 AM   #2186 (permalink)
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the lunatic is so crazy, that he considers the full stop in the middle of his name to be a mark of adulthood.
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Old 07-31-2003, 05:24 AM   #2187 (permalink)
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Old 07-31-2003, 12:16 PM   #2188 (permalink)
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Old 07-31-2003, 12:32 PM   #2189 (permalink)
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Old 07-31-2003, 01:42 PM   #2190 (permalink)
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Old 07-31-2003, 02:05 PM   #2191 (permalink)
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conclamo ludus is really a frightening, gun-toting chimpanzee.

strangely, he is also a weapon of mass seduction.

he also has 11 toes.
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Old 07-31-2003, 02:21 PM   #2192 (permalink)
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11 and 1/2 toes my friend.

Bundy cuts in line at the grocery store by tackling little old ladies. He's in a hurry to get home with his Preperation H.
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Old 07-31-2003, 02:24 PM   #2193 (permalink)
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Conclamo Ludus often crawls out of his pit to stalk the mean guy from American Idol.
he has decided that sperm from this nasty individual would make his kind of special ludus baby.
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Old 07-31-2003, 02:53 PM   #2194 (permalink)
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Bundy has a fetish for drinking meths on street corners while wearing only his socks.
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Old 07-31-2003, 03:38 PM   #2195 (permalink)
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zubrei, that is no secret.

in fact, down under, drinking metho in public in ya socks is a sign of maturity and style.

now, i did happen to see zubrei, through my own drunken haze hanging out on the corner in the nuddy... (drinking metho of course)...

no socks = not cool zubrei.
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Old 07-31-2003, 04:53 PM   #2196 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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Old 07-31-2003, 05:31 PM   #2197 (permalink)
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how the hell do you know about aerobics oz style???

those ladies are fantastic... especially when they´re out there at 6.30 jumping around in front of famous sydney landmarks.

Fremen wanted to employ comclamo ludus as his personal bum cleaner... but the ludus refused because the smell was just too nasty.
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Old 07-31-2003, 05:43 PM   #2198 (permalink)
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right then mates...

bundy has a sick twisted fantasy of doin' roo's on da barbie in his....yes you guessed it....sleeper jammies.
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Old 07-31-2003, 07:06 PM   #2199 (permalink)
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Ahh yes......flyman has finally been assimilated into the uncle phil sleeper jammie army. He holds the rank of private of the yellow stain removers. FIRST CLASS!
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Old 07-31-2003, 07:52 PM   #2200 (permalink)
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pj knows all about the flies rank because he is the Drill Sergeant.

Sgt pj likes to order the poor young fly to clean not just the yellow stains, but also the vomit stains that pj leaves around the barracks every night after consuming ridiculous amounts of metho.
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