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Old 08-11-2003, 01:25 PM   #2321 (permalink)
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Old 08-11-2003, 01:32 PM   #2322 (permalink)
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Old 08-11-2003, 08:35 PM   #2323 (permalink)
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Old 08-11-2003, 10:37 PM   #2324 (permalink)
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Old 08-11-2003, 11:10 PM   #2325 (permalink)
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Old 08-11-2003, 11:22 PM   #2326 (permalink)
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Old 08-11-2003, 11:25 PM   #2327 (permalink)
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Old 08-11-2003, 11:50 PM   #2328 (permalink)
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Old 08-12-2003, 06:09 AM   #2329 (permalink)
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Old 08-12-2003, 07:35 AM   #2330 (permalink)
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Old 08-12-2003, 07:37 AM   #2331 (permalink)
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No, no, no, no, no! That's absoultely Not TRUE! (fearful)

remiel likes talking to his house plants and always follows their advice.
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Old 08-12-2003, 12:02 PM   #2332 (permalink)
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Old 08-12-2003, 12:19 PM   #2333 (permalink)
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Old 08-12-2003, 12:46 PM   #2334 (permalink)
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Old 08-12-2003, 02:12 PM   #2335 (permalink)
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Uncle Phil sneaks into womens bathrooms on the interstate and writes extraordinary things about his sexual prowess on the stall walls along with ' For a good time call ...' and his phone number .
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Old 08-12-2003, 02:17 PM   #2336 (permalink)
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Old 08-12-2003, 04:19 PM   #2337 (permalink)
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Old 08-12-2003, 09:15 PM   #2338 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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Old 08-12-2003, 10:43 PM   #2339 (permalink)
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Old 08-13-2003, 02:58 AM   #2340 (permalink)
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Meri thinks i won´t make it to the top 20 in Australian Idol.

just you wait...

and he thinks that apricots don´t exist... just check out the tinned fruit aisle in the supermarket meri...
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Old 08-13-2003, 05:44 AM   #2341 (permalink)
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he wears women's underwear as well.
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Old 08-13-2003, 06:05 AM   #2342 (permalink)
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Old 08-13-2003, 04:10 PM   #2343 (permalink)
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mer went to kings cross once and conveniently forgot about it..
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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Old 08-13-2003, 06:08 PM   #2344 (permalink)
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stan the man is really stan the can and has a really large butt.
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Old 08-13-2003, 06:33 PM   #2345 (permalink)
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Old 08-13-2003, 06:45 PM   #2346 (permalink)
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Old 08-13-2003, 07:30 PM   #2347 (permalink)
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vermin is a mangy 'ol rat that likes to have sex with chickens.

fuckin' crazy eh......chickens
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Old 08-14-2003, 12:13 AM   #2348 (permalink)
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Old 08-14-2003, 02:39 AM   #2349 (permalink)
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Whoa its Z is the current Lord of Boobies... but sadly no one told him that there is only a 3 week term for that position... and whats more, i´ve heard rumours that the fiendish Cheese has been planning an early take over... (that may explain his absence)
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Old 08-14-2003, 03:04 AM   #2350 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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Old 08-14-2003, 03:09 PM   #2351 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by uncle phil
mer went to kings cross once and conveniently forgot about it..
Ha ha good one Phil, or should i say Bundy


Fremen used to be the guitarist for Adam Ant
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Old 08-14-2003, 03:53 PM   #2352 (permalink)
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Meridae'n was adam ants biggest groupie.

he even had sex with a roadie named "Bart"
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Old 08-14-2003, 04:42 PM   #2353 (permalink)
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flyman smokes weed.
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Old 08-14-2003, 05:43 PM   #2354 (permalink)
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Old 08-14-2003, 05:49 PM   #2355 (permalink)
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GSRIDER decked out his scooter with official Harley chrome fittings so that he wouldn´t get beaten up at his work...

speaking of work, shouldn´t you be doing your work, instead of dreaming about the Biker World King doll??
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Old 08-14-2003, 06:27 PM   #2356 (permalink)
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good 'ol bundy is so slick that the girls don't mind if he smokes while drilling them.

*waaaaayyyyy too cool that bundy*
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Old 08-14-2003, 09:44 PM   #2357 (permalink)
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omg...this one time flyman stood up during a symphony because he thought the guy on stage called his name. wtf?
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Old 08-14-2003, 09:49 PM   #2358 (permalink)
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that was me rainbowninja.
and yes, i called his name...because it was time for his bass guitar solo (yes, the symphany was very avant garde).

rainbowninja was the man who introduced the cane toad to northern queensland.

he is no longer welcome in Australia.
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Old 08-15-2003, 12:30 AM   #2359 (permalink)
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Old 08-15-2003, 02:54 AM   #2360 (permalink)
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thats right, but i did that only to pull chicks.

Fremen played the flute all the way through school... and this one time, on band camp... he stuffed it... all the way... up his...
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