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Old 07-06-2003, 06:52 PM   #1641 (permalink)
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Fremen was one of my customers.
but he didnīt have the cash, so i turned him away.
but he wouldnīt quit, so i had to go into hiding.
i believe he has numerous people hiding from him.
he is a professional stalker. and he is dangerous.
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Old 07-06-2003, 07:05 PM   #1642 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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bundy just doesn't realise it's not him I'm stalking it's his garden hose...it's EVIL! I must make it stop the killing!
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Old 07-06-2003, 08:46 PM   #1643 (permalink)
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Fremen canīt afford a nice, porcelain bong, so he keeps chopping up his neighbours garden hoses.
so thats why it keeps getting shorter.
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Old 07-07-2003, 12:06 AM   #1644 (permalink)
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bundy eats fairy floss just so he can wonder upon his technicolour turds...
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Old 07-07-2003, 01:33 AM   #1645 (permalink)
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Old 07-07-2003, 03:17 AM   #1646 (permalink)
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bj feeds mer his kaopectate...

(and fremen is still afraid of moths...)
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Old 07-07-2003, 04:04 AM   #1647 (permalink)
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King Phil II enjoys regular bukkake sessions at the local bingo hall.

(and Fremen...Moths - nuff said)
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Old 07-07-2003, 04:28 AM   #1648 (permalink)
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bundy supplies cafeteria workers with the necessary lovin' to get them through another day. (he loves them lunch ladies.)


(the moths......they're e-ev-everywhere!)
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Old 07-07-2003, 04:39 AM   #1649 (permalink)
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Fremen supplies me with my cafeteria ladies.
hes a lunch lady pimp.


Fremen, donīt worry, just use your pimpastic lunch lady bebop gun on the moths. thatīll make the suckas dance.
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Old 07-07-2003, 05:13 AM   #1650 (permalink)
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bundy uses up the lunch ladies faster than I can supply them. (gonna start charging more)

(my pimptastic lunch lady bebop gun is out of batteries. Dammit Bones!)
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Old 07-07-2003, 09:03 AM   #1651 (permalink)
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Fremen needs the lunch lady money to buy more Mariah Carey collector's items. He's trying to get the official "Glitter" lunch pal right now.
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Old 07-07-2003, 12:46 PM   #1652 (permalink)
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conclamo ludus would look good in a pair of sleeper jammies...
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Old 07-07-2003, 01:54 PM   #1653 (permalink)
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Uncle Phil would like to be in those jammies at the same time...to quicken the soiling process.
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Old 07-07-2003, 03:24 PM   #1654 (permalink)
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Pheatius has the highest bid on ebay right now for the spot inbetween me and Uncle Phil in my jammies. Uncle Phil & I are still holding out for the Olsen twins but Pheatius keeps outbidding them. Damnit!
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Old 07-07-2003, 04:07 PM   #1655 (permalink)
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Conclamo Ludus collects Garbage Pail Kids collector cards, then sells them to diseased French whores.
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Old 07-07-2003, 04:25 PM   #1656 (permalink)
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Fremen has webbed feet


Edit: And is still scared of moths...
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Old 07-07-2003, 05:23 PM   #1657 (permalink)
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Meri stole Conclamo Ludus's list of diseased French whores.

And I'm not afraid of all moths, just the scary ones. *ducks* What was that!?!
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Old 07-07-2003, 05:42 PM   #1658 (permalink)
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Fremen only choose his name because he likes to use it to make naughty limericks involving semen
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Old 07-07-2003, 06:24 PM   #1659 (permalink)
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Spinach is afraid of Fremen...
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Old 07-07-2003, 06:30 PM   #1660 (permalink)
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Bones has girls germs...
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Old 07-07-2003, 06:37 PM   #1661 (permalink)
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Meridae'n poop's his pants.
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Old 07-07-2003, 06:42 PM   #1662 (permalink)
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Bones has a thing for dwarfs.
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Old 07-07-2003, 06:45 PM   #1663 (permalink)
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splck is secretly in love with me because my name is rad
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Old 07-07-2003, 06:50 PM   #1664 (permalink)
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Pedialyte still uses words like rad, spiffy, neato, and keen.
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Old 07-07-2003, 06:52 PM   #1665 (permalink)
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Conclamo Ludus is totally not rad, spiddy, neato, or keen. Touche'
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Old 07-07-2003, 07:09 PM   #1666 (permalink)
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Pedialyte got his name from literally scaring the shit out of children
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Old 07-07-2003, 07:11 PM   #1667 (permalink)
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Conclamo is the poor depressed cop whoīs been sent on the trail of Pedialyte.
heīs found him online, but will he ever find in real life???
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Old 07-07-2003, 08:15 PM   #1668 (permalink)
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bundy likes to conjugate verbs instead of gettin' wit his woman.
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Old 07-07-2003, 08:25 PM   #1669 (permalink)
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Fremen can lick his elbow...
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Old 07-07-2003, 10:21 PM   #1670 (permalink)
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Meridae'n lives in "Wagga Wagga Wagga"... the home of the world's best bat soup and dog jerky. ::cringes::
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Old 07-08-2003, 12:43 AM   #1671 (permalink)
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Stiltzkin calls Wagga Wagga, Wagga Wagga Wagga... bad move stiltz, bad move.
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Old 07-08-2003, 01:27 AM   #1672 (permalink)
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bundy just can't stop himself from posting right in front of me.
Are you reverse-stalking me?
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Old 07-08-2003, 02:52 AM   #1673 (permalink)
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Fremen can tie a knot in his own penis (and does so often to impress the small woodland furries running around his white house office).
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Old 07-08-2003, 02:57 AM   #1674 (permalink)
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guypunkr wants in the jammies, too...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
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Old 07-08-2003, 02:59 AM   #1675 (permalink)
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Uncle Phil was the one trying to kill John, just to get the Beatles to stop making THE WORLD'S BEST MUSIC!!
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Old 07-08-2003, 06:35 AM   #1676 (permalink)
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guypunkr accidently dropped his keyboard when registering, resulting in all the keys scattering after many hours of frustration, he put them all back in 'correctly'.

That explains his jumbled nickname!!!

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Old 07-08-2003, 12:03 PM   #1677 (permalink)
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pyrate is looking for his sleeper jammies...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 07-08-2003, 12:47 PM   #1678 (permalink)
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Uncle Phil wrestles with pigs,
but he gets dirty;
and he likes it too.
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Old 07-08-2003, 12:54 PM   #1679 (permalink)
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guypunkr supplies uncle phil with said pigs. He breeds them in his apartment.
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Old 07-08-2003, 12:58 PM   #1680 (permalink)
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Splck steals said pigs in the middle of the night for ritual animal slaughters (including a few of my socks, for purposes unknown...)
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