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Old 06-15-2003, 04:32 PM   #1241 (permalink)
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Old 06-15-2003, 04:54 PM   #1242 (permalink)
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Old 06-15-2003, 04:58 PM   #1243 (permalink)
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Old 06-15-2003, 05:03 PM   #1244 (permalink)
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Old 06-15-2003, 05:49 PM   #1245 (permalink)
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Old 06-15-2003, 06:29 PM   #1246 (permalink)
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Old 06-15-2003, 07:38 PM   #1247 (permalink)
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Old 06-15-2003, 09:55 PM   #1248 (permalink)
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Old 06-16-2003, 12:00 AM   #1249 (permalink)
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Old 06-16-2003, 12:24 AM   #1250 (permalink)
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Old 06-16-2003, 12:36 AM   #1251 (permalink)
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Old 06-16-2003, 03:19 AM   #1252 (permalink)
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
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Old 06-16-2003, 05:15 AM   #1253 (permalink)
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Old 06-16-2003, 07:51 AM   #1254 (permalink)
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Old 06-16-2003, 07:56 AM   #1255 (permalink)
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Fremen has the distinction of being the only person to fully inhale the gas from an ophra winfrey tacobell grande fart!!!! (rumor has it he enjoyed it!!)
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Old 06-16-2003, 10:30 AM   #1256 (permalink)
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Old 06-16-2003, 12:17 PM   #1257 (permalink)
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 06-16-2003, 12:37 PM   #1258 (permalink)
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Old 06-16-2003, 01:11 PM   #1259 (permalink)
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So does eyeseepeedude. You may say to yourself, "But Pheatius, eyeseepeedude does not have an Avatar, so surely you mean that he wattles his wick while watching Uncle Phil's Avatar." You would be wrong!!! eyeseepeedude does have an avatar, it is only 1x1 pixels and eyeseepeedude has a much more active imagination.



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Old 06-16-2003, 02:59 PM   #1260 (permalink)
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Old 06-16-2003, 04:41 PM   #1261 (permalink)
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Meri likes the smell of old beer soaked carpet. its 10.30am and he's in the Coogee Bay already!
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Old 06-16-2003, 05:23 PM   #1262 (permalink)
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Old 06-16-2003, 06:39 PM   #1263 (permalink)
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Old 06-16-2003, 06:52 PM   #1264 (permalink)
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Bones once impaled himself on the world's largest kielbasa!


He smiled like a baby!!!
Bones's Kielbasa!!!
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Old 06-16-2003, 07:14 PM   #1265 (permalink)
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Old 06-16-2003, 10:26 PM   #1266 (permalink)
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queedo likes to hunt in a pack.
thats why he felt the need to further insult Meri rather than launch a serparate attack towards me. (look up)
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Old 06-16-2003, 11:35 PM   #1267 (permalink)
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Old 06-17-2003, 12:32 AM   #1268 (permalink)
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Old 06-17-2003, 03:51 AM   #1269 (permalink)
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def lok steals the money from under meridae'n's pillow...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 06-17-2003, 03:54 AM   #1270 (permalink)
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Old 06-17-2003, 04:20 AM   #1271 (permalink)
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Meri enjoys the work of Larry Emdur - in fact he's so excited that The Price Is Right is returning to tv that he's bought a front row seat for the shows entire season. Of course, he had to sell his front row seat on the Wheel Of Fortune set to afford it. Now he's going to be able to enjoy Larrys golden smile all year!!!
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Old 06-17-2003, 04:21 AM   #1272 (permalink)
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bundy lives in Mt Druitt
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Old 06-17-2003, 04:27 AM   #1273 (permalink)
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Old 06-17-2003, 04:30 AM   #1274 (permalink)
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Best RSL in the land!


bundy is scared of Central Station...
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Old 06-17-2003, 04:32 AM   #1275 (permalink)
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Old 06-17-2003, 04:45 AM   #1276 (permalink)
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Old 06-17-2003, 04:48 AM   #1277 (permalink)
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Old 06-17-2003, 04:51 AM   #1278 (permalink)
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Kinky Wanking Soothes Nerves!!!
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Old 06-17-2003, 04:56 AM   #1279 (permalink)
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Old 06-17-2003, 05:07 AM   #1280 (permalink)
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and that aussie tourist just happens to be bundy.

right mate.....fro some shrimp on the barbie eh.
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