06-15-2003, 04:32 PM | #1241 (permalink) |
Loose Cunt
Location: North Bondi RSL
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Mr.Deflok watched 'Highway to Heaven' religiously
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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up? |
06-15-2003, 04:54 PM | #1242 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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meridae'n dreams of kings cross...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
06-15-2003, 05:49 PM | #1245 (permalink) |
Loose Cunt
Location: North Bondi RSL
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splck never tips
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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up? |
06-15-2003, 06:29 PM | #1246 (permalink) |
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Meridae'n believes the burnt-out lightbulb on his porch is actually Egyptian god Ra. He gets on his knees and prays to it each night. Neighbors casually walk by and pretend not to notice (thats right, neighbors walk around at night )
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06-15-2003, 07:38 PM | #1247 (permalink) |
Go Packers! (*sigh!*)
Location: The Lovely Emerald City
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Stiltzkin knows ALL about Meridae'n's "burnt out" porch light! Don't you, Stiltzkin?!! 'Fess up, man!
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06-15-2003, 09:55 PM | #1248 (permalink) |
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Location: North Bondi RSL
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richeee eats his food analy...
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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up? Last edited by Meridae'n; 06-15-2003 at 09:59 PM.. |
06-16-2003, 03:19 AM | #1252 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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def lok dreams of janet reno cavorting in elysian fields wearing nothing but a frown...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
06-16-2003, 10:30 AM | #1256 (permalink) |
Intently Rocking
Location: Davey's
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Midlandmadman acts as a serving tray for Oprah's Taco Bell Grandes by lying, naked, on her coffee table while she eats them off his chest.
Sometimes the cheese singes his chest hairs.
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06-16-2003, 12:17 PM | #1257 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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tb saves boogers in peanut butter jars...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
06-16-2003, 12:37 PM | #1258 (permalink) |
Sir
Location: Colorado Springs, CO
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uncle phil jerks off to his avatar...
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06-16-2003, 01:11 PM | #1259 (permalink) |
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Location: The South
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So does eyeseepeedude. You may say to yourself, "But Pheatius, eyeseepeedude does not have an Avatar, so surely you mean that he wattles his wick while watching Uncle Phil's Avatar." You would be wrong!!! eyeseepeedude does have an avatar, it is only 1x1 pixels and eyeseepeedude has a much more active imagination.
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06-16-2003, 02:59 PM | #1260 (permalink) |
Loose Cunt
Location: North Bondi RSL
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Pheatius squats to piss
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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up? |
06-16-2003, 06:52 PM | #1264 (permalink) |
Go Packers! (*sigh!*)
Location: The Lovely Emerald City
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Bones once impaled himself on the world's largest kielbasa!
He smiled like a baby!!! Bones's Kielbasa!!!
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Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You? Last edited by richeee; 06-16-2003 at 06:55 PM.. |
06-16-2003, 11:35 PM | #1267 (permalink) |
Loose Cunt
Location: North Bondi RSL
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bundy's favourite pub is the Albury Hotel in Paddington...
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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up? |
06-17-2003, 03:51 AM | #1269 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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def lok steals the money from under meridae'n's pillow...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
06-17-2003, 03:54 AM | #1270 (permalink) |
Loose Cunt
Location: North Bondi RSL
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uncle phil spent the late 80's walking around talking like Knightrider...
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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up? |
06-17-2003, 04:20 AM | #1271 (permalink) |
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Location: Tokyo
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Meri enjoys the work of Larry Emdur - in fact he's so excited that The Price Is Right is returning to tv that he's bought a front row seat for the shows entire season. Of course, he had to sell his front row seat on the Wheel Of Fortune set to afford it. Now he's going to be able to enjoy Larrys golden smile all year!!!
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06-17-2003, 04:21 AM | #1272 (permalink) |
Loose Cunt
Location: North Bondi RSL
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bundy lives in Mt Druitt
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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up? |
06-17-2003, 04:30 AM | #1274 (permalink) |
Loose Cunt
Location: North Bondi RSL
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Best RSL in the land!
bundy is scared of Central Station...
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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up? |
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