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richeee · 06-11-2003, 08:02 PM

actually, I love to talk about it----- no one wants to hear about it....
What they want to hear is: the story about queedo and the time he/she dressed up/down in the giant lobster with herpes outfit for the annual "Save Our Sexually Transmitted Diseased Shellfish" Parade in some NE town of North America. Pictures are all over the internet...

queedo · 06-11-2003, 08:13 PM

richeee's only sexual release is finding old copies of Time magazine and masterbating to the people section.

richeee · 06-11-2003, 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by queedo
richeee's only sexual release is finding old copies of Time magazine and masterbating to the people section.

but only when North Canton, Ohio is featured!!!!

queedo wishes he could fit in a speedo...

Fremen · 06-11-2003, 08:28 PM

richeees' brother wet the bed as a kid and richeee got jealous of all the attention he was receiving and started wetting his own bed last week.

queedo · 06-11-2003, 08:42 PM

Fremen is jealous that the Harkonens left many terror troops on his planet "Akakis", also known as DUNE!

Stiltzkin · 06-11-2003, 10:35 PM

queedo has nipple rings-- nuff said.

BBtB · 06-11-2003, 10:38 PM

Skiltzkins the leader of the moles.

Stiltzkin · 06-11-2003, 10:40 PM

BBtB is still Chinese... and can cooks using a giant spatula that his girlfriend gave him. She can cook a mean caserole... and knows kung fu!

BBtB · 06-11-2003, 10:42 PM

Sweet.

Stiltzkin is some how related to Jesus (loong story)

Stiltzkin · 06-11-2003, 10:44 PM

He's actually my reaaaaaally distant cousin. We used to hang out. BBtB spends countless hours reading old Chinese texts and can recite entire volumes from memory.

BBtB · 06-11-2003, 10:47 PM

stiltzkin knows that I can also recite volumes of garfield comic strips too..... and he is jealous.

Stiltzkin · 06-11-2003, 10:50 PM

BBtB may be able to recite Garfield comic strips, but I can recite Calvin&Hobbes comic strips, which are far superior to Garfield comics

Oh, and he transforms into a werecat-like creature every second Tuesday of every other month.

uncle phil · 06-12-2003, 02:27 AM

stiltz dreams of becoming the world's largest manufacturer of toilet seats...

KWSN · 06-12-2003, 03:07 AM

...but he would have to overtake uncle phil first

Mr.Deflok · 06-12-2003, 03:15 AM

KWSN licks floppy disk drives because he thinks they look like vaginas.

Pyrate · 06-12-2003, 06:07 AM

Mr.Deflok lives under one of those funny hats that those British soldiers wear outside of Buckinghham Palace...

.. But I can't remember which one.

TaiModan · 06-12-2003, 07:25 AM

Pyrate has accidentally glued himself to himself, while playing Truth or Dare with his pet hamster.

Midlandmadman · 06-12-2003, 08:40 AM

TaiModan thinks that cat jerky is just oh so yummy!!!!!!

Stiltzkin · 06-12-2003, 09:08 AM

Midlandman is actually a highlander... who would've guessed?

KWSN · 06-12-2003, 11:46 AM

Stiltzkin gets his name from the fact that he can insert an entire stilt into his anus, all the way.

Stiltzkin · 06-12-2003, 12:05 PM

Bones is the milkman that screwed everyone's mom. Yup, thats right, you are all his illegitimate children.

3leggedfrog · 06-12-2003, 12:38 PM

and on sundays Stiltzkin goes out for womans soft ball and gets cut because he is not good enough.

uncle phil · 06-12-2003, 12:43 PM

froggy went to philadelphia once...but it was closed...

3leggedfrog · 06-12-2003, 12:51 PM

uncle phil lives to play cards for money. everyone else like it when he plays cards too. *don't have a get rich plan well just invite uncle phil to play cards for money*

3leggedfrog · 06-12-2003, 12:55 PM

bones leaves his phone number in the mens rooml late at night.

Mr.Deflok · 06-12-2003, 01:11 PM

3leggedfrog calls men who live their phone number mensroom late at night for some hot rough anal action.

GSRIDER · 06-12-2003, 01:31 PM

Mr. DeFlok <i>was</i> Defloked as a result of the above situation. And has never forgivin' (or thanked) 3leggedfrog

3leggedfrog · 06-12-2003, 01:36 PM

yea.. ahh wait...lol

gsrider is a 60's goo goo dancer in a funk band

KWSN · 06-12-2003, 01:52 PM

Bones isn't REALLY Snoop Dogg.

Meridae'n · 06-12-2003, 04:12 PM

Bones has twice failed to pull a root in a brothel

Stiltzkin · 06-12-2003, 05:07 PM

Maridea'n went to Louisiana in search of the Mississippi river. The best he could find was a small puddle of water in the middle of the highway. He became traumatized and refuses to speak about it to this day.

Meridae'n · 06-12-2003, 05:33 PM

Stiltzkin has been know to apply white-out directly onto the computer screen after making a mistake...

Stiltzkin · 06-12-2003, 05:40 PM

::applies whiteout directly on the computer screen to wipe-out a typo:: Garsh durrrrn them typo's! ::slaps knee:: a-hyuck!

Meridae'n is actually pronounced as "marry day N", which is means, "marry the day and..." therefore, Meridae'n's name is actually a fragment sentence...

Meridae'n · 06-12-2003, 06:00 PM

Stiltzkin's favourite snack is cucumber and cinnamon toasted sandwiches...

Stiltzkin · 06-12-2003, 06:29 PM

Hey, whats wrong with cucumber and cinnamon toast? Just because the mix itself is nasty doesn't mean it ain't good for ya

Meridae'n thinks ketchup tastes good with everything, especially icecream and chocolate.

Fly · 06-12-2003, 07:43 PM

Stiltzkin has an inferiotity complex about his wording.

splck · 06-12-2003, 07:44 PM

flyman likes to land and poop on your cheese.

Fly · 06-12-2003, 07:52 PM

splck is a drunken oaf.he likes jam....and so does his dog.

*if you know what i mean*

Stiltzkin · 06-12-2003, 07:59 PM

flyman is right-handed but insists on writing with his left hand. He believes this will lead to greater englightment.

Meridae'n · 06-12-2003, 08:03 PM

Stiltzkin doesn't know where Equatorial Guinea is

06-11-2003, 08:02 PM	#1121 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	actually, I love to talk about it----- no one wants to hear about it.... What they want to hear is: the story about queedo and the time he/she dressed up/down in the giant lobster with herpes outfit for the annual "Save Our Sexually Transmitted Diseased Shellfish" Parade in some NE town of North America. Pictures are all over the internet... __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

06-11-2003, 08:13 PM	#1122 (permalink)
queedo Shodan	richeee's only sexual release is finding old copies of Time magazine and masterbating to the people section. __________________ If you think you can or you can't, you are right!

06-11-2003, 08:28 PM	#1124 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	richeees' brother wet the bed as a kid and richeee got jealous of all the attention he was receiving and started wetting his own bed last week. __________________ Google

06-11-2003, 08:42 PM	#1125 (permalink)
queedo Shodan	Fremen is jealous that the Harkonens left many terror troops on his planet "Akakis", also known as DUNE! __________________ If you think you can or you can't, you are right!

06-11-2003, 10:35 PM	#1126 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	queedo has nipple rings-- nuff said. __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

06-11-2003, 10:38 PM	#1127 (permalink)
BBtB ClerkMan! Location: Tulsa, Ok.	Skiltzkins the leader of the moles. __________________ Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ... "I would like about three fiddy"

06-11-2003, 10:40 PM	#1128 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	BBtB is still Chinese... and can cooks using a giant spatula that his girlfriend gave him. She can cook a mean caserole... and knows kung fu! __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

06-11-2003, 10:42 PM	#1129 (permalink)
BBtB ClerkMan! Location: Tulsa, Ok.	Sweet. Stiltzkin is some how related to Jesus (loong story) __________________ Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ... "I would like about three fiddy"

06-11-2003, 10:44 PM	#1130 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	He's actually my reaaaaaally distant cousin. We used to hang out. BBtB spends countless hours reading old Chinese texts and can recite entire volumes from memory. __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

06-11-2003, 10:47 PM	#1131 (permalink)
BBtB ClerkMan! Location: Tulsa, Ok.	stiltzkin knows that I can also recite volumes of garfield comic strips too..... and he is jealous. __________________ Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ... "I would like about three fiddy"

06-11-2003, 10:50 PM	#1132 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	BBtB may be able to recite Garfield comic strips, but I can recite Calvin&Hobbes comic strips, which are far superior to Garfield comics Oh, and he transforms into a werecat-like creature every second Tuesday of every other month. __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

06-12-2003, 02:27 AM	#1133 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	stiltz dreams of becoming the world's largest manufacturer of toilet seats... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-12-2003, 03:07 AM	#1134 (permalink)
KWSN green	...but he would have to overtake uncle phil first __________________ Your arms are broken!

06-12-2003, 03:15 AM	#1135 (permalink)
Mr.Deflok Blood + Fire Location: New Zealand	KWSN licks floppy disk drives because he thinks they look like vaginas.

06-12-2003, 06:07 AM	#1136 (permalink)
Pyrate Psycho Location: London, CorBlimeyLand	Mr.Deflok lives under one of those funny hats that those British soldiers wear outside of Buckinghham Palace... .. But I can't remember which one. __________________ ?

06-12-2003, 04:12 PM	#1150 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Bones has twice failed to pull a root in a brothel __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-12-2003, 07:25 AM	#1137 (permalink)
TaiModan Banned Location: Nanaimo BC Canada	Pyrate has accidentally glued himself to himself, while playing Truth or Dare with his pet hamster.

06-12-2003, 08:40 AM	#1138 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	TaiModan thinks that cat jerky is just oh so yummy!!!!!! __________________ Its good to be back.

06-12-2003, 09:08 AM	#1139 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	Midlandman is actually a highlander... who would've guessed? __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

06-12-2003, 11:46 AM	#1140 (permalink)
KWSN green	Stiltzkin gets his name from the fact that he can insert an entire stilt into his anus, all the way. __________________ Your arms are broken!

06-12-2003, 12:05 PM	#1141 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	Bones is the milkman that screwed everyone's mom. Yup, thats right, you are all his illegitimate children. __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

06-12-2003, 12:38 PM	#1142 (permalink)
3leggedfrog Psycho Location: Hiding from the penguins they come to take my sanity away!	and on sundays Stiltzkin goes out for womans soft ball and gets cut because he is not good enough. __________________ "enjoy life to the brim but do not spill it" quoted off my tatoo "Iam myself every day."

06-12-2003, 12:43 PM	#1143 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	froggy went to philadelphia once...but it was closed... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-12-2003, 12:51 PM	#1144 (permalink)
3leggedfrog Psycho Location: Hiding from the penguins they come to take my sanity away!	uncle phil lives to play cards for money. everyone else like it when he plays cards too. don't have a get rich plan well just invite uncle phil to play cards for money __________________ "enjoy life to the brim but do not spill it" quoted off my tatoo "Iam myself every day."

06-12-2003, 12:55 PM	#1145 (permalink)
3leggedfrog Psycho Location: Hiding from the penguins they come to take my sanity away!	bones leaves his phone number in the mens rooml late at night. __________________ "enjoy life to the brim but do not spill it" quoted off my tatoo "Iam myself every day."

06-12-2003, 01:11 PM	#1146 (permalink)
Mr.Deflok Blood + Fire Location: New Zealand	3leggedfrog calls men who live their phone number mensroom late at night for some hot rough anal action.

06-12-2003, 01:31 PM	#1147 (permalink)
GSRIDER spurt king Location: Out of my mind	Mr. DeFlok <i>was</i> Defloked as a result of the above situation. And has never forgivin' (or thanked) 3leggedfrog __________________ No signature at this time. Last edited by GSRIDER; 06-12-2003 at 01:33 PM..

06-12-2003, 01:36 PM	#1148 (permalink)
3leggedfrog Psycho Location: Hiding from the penguins they come to take my sanity away!	yea.. ahh wait...lol gsrider is a 60's goo goo dancer in a funk band __________________ "enjoy life to the brim but do not spill it" quoted off my tatoo "Iam myself every day."

06-12-2003, 01:52 PM	#1149 (permalink)
KWSN green	Bones isn't REALLY Snoop Dogg. __________________ Your arms are broken!

06-12-2003, 05:07 PM	#1151 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	Maridea'n went to Louisiana in search of the Mississippi river. The best he could find was a small puddle of water in the middle of the highway. He became traumatized and refuses to speak about it to this day. __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

06-12-2003, 05:33 PM	#1152 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Stiltzkin has been know to apply white-out directly onto the computer screen after making a mistake... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-12-2003, 05:40 PM	#1153 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	::applies whiteout directly on the computer screen to wipe-out a typo:: Garsh durrrrn them typo's! ::slaps knee:: a-hyuck! Meridae'n is actually pronounced as "marry day N", which is means, "marry the day and..." therefore, Meridae'n's name is actually a fragment sentence... __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

06-12-2003, 06:00 PM	#1154 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Stiltzkin's favourite snack is cucumber and cinnamon toasted sandwiches... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-12-2003, 06:29 PM	#1155 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	Hey, whats wrong with cucumber and cinnamon toast? Just because the mix itself is nasty doesn't mean it ain't good for ya Meridae'n thinks ketchup tastes good with everything, especially icecream and chocolate. __________________ The most important thing in this world is love. Last edited by Stiltzkin; 06-12-2003 at 07:57 PM..

06-12-2003, 07:43 PM	#1156 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Stiltzkin has an inferiotity complex about his wording. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-12-2003, 07:44 PM	#1157 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	flyman likes to land and poop on your cheese. __________________ nice line eh?