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Old 07-05-2003, 04:20 AM   #1601 (permalink)
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Bundy was the producer of Camilla's only porn flick, `the Queen's and I.'
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Old 07-05-2003, 05:08 AM   #1602 (permalink)
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lol
thats a good one mate.

meanwhile, paddyjoe knows this since he was the only person in the WHOLE WORLD who bought it.
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Old 07-05-2003, 05:13 AM   #1603 (permalink)
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ahhhh bundy don't be upset....we all know you were in that film.

*bundy screwed the queen,bundy screwed the queen.*
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Old 07-05-2003, 05:37 AM   #1604 (permalink)
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We all know flyman was the only one who jerked it while he watched.

(God fly, bundy is your friend!)
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Old 07-05-2003, 06:27 AM   #1605 (permalink)
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paddyjoe was the only one that jerked just thinking about the show.
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Old 07-05-2003, 06:48 AM   #1606 (permalink)
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see how well splck's wrist action is with that flyrod.

well he doesn't just use that wrist for fishin' with.

fwap,fwap,fwap,fwap,fwap,fwap
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Old 07-05-2003, 06:56 AM   #1607 (permalink)
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flyman has 'done it' enough to actually be able to spell the sound it makes!!!
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Old 07-05-2003, 06:56 AM   #1608 (permalink)
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pyrate only needs one fwap to get off.
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Old 07-05-2003, 11:07 AM   #1609 (permalink)
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splck sure is hoping to catch a large-mouthed bass....(yeah, you know what for)
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Old 07-05-2003, 12:21 PM   #1610 (permalink)
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pj's eagle appears to be looking for a worm...look over in pj's direction, feathered friend...
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Old 07-05-2003, 02:28 PM   #1611 (permalink)
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And uncle phil's hottie seems to have just gotten done with me.
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Old 07-05-2003, 03:24 PM   #1612 (permalink)
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but didn't know it, Munku's is invisible...
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Old 07-05-2003, 05:48 PM   #1613 (permalink)
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cliche thinks that munku is his invisible friend.
he´s not, but lets just let him think that.
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Old 07-05-2003, 05:55 PM   #1614 (permalink)
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Bundy is jealous I am Cliche's friend and not his.
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Old 07-05-2003, 06:16 PM   #1615 (permalink)
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Munku greatest moment was when he managed to get so violently drunk that he spewed up in the jacuzzi, on all of his mates.
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Old 07-05-2003, 07:03 PM   #1616 (permalink)
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and after he seen that.....bundy puked in the roilet
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Old 07-05-2003, 07:13 PM   #1617 (permalink)
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flyman buzzes around trying to eat the puke.
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Old 07-05-2003, 07:16 PM   #1618 (permalink)
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that splck has jars full of.
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Old 07-05-2003, 07:24 PM   #1619 (permalink)
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I've been saving it for flyman, he like to collect samples from different people.
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Old 07-05-2003, 07:30 PM   #1620 (permalink)
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said the GUYnecologist
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Old 07-06-2003, 12:03 AM   #1621 (permalink)
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flyman choked on a penis last Tuesday. He was eating salami! What the hell were you thinking, huh? It was a small piece of uhh... oh wait, cows don't have penises, because cows are female. Go fig

Man, haven't posted in this thread in a long time. Used to be my most-frequented thread
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Old 07-06-2003, 03:10 AM   #1622 (permalink)
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Stiltzkin shows up less frequently because he's having a torrid affair with his professors' lawn jockey.
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Old 07-06-2003, 03:10 AM   #1623 (permalink)
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Old 07-06-2003, 03:10 AM   #1624 (permalink)
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Old 07-06-2003, 04:00 AM   #1625 (permalink)
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fremen has a bad case of the "threes..."
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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Old 07-06-2003, 05:21 AM   #1626 (permalink)
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If anyone would know about having `three' it would be uncle phil.
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Old 07-06-2003, 05:25 AM   #1627 (permalink)
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paddyjoe...for some strange reason...wants to sleep on my couch.

wtf is that all about? j/k
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Old 07-06-2003, 05:47 AM   #1628 (permalink)
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flyman is gonna sing to paddyjoe when he is sleeping on his couch.
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Old 07-06-2003, 10:09 AM   #1629 (permalink)
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Old 07-06-2003, 12:21 PM   #1630 (permalink)
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hey richee, the money you're counting is counterfeit...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 07-06-2003, 03:34 PM   #1631 (permalink)
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uncle phil is still recovering from his roman candle/sphincter mishap on the 4th.
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Old 07-06-2003, 04:32 PM   #1632 (permalink)
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Fremen's scared of moths...
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Old 07-06-2003, 04:41 PM   #1633 (permalink)
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Old 07-06-2003, 05:13 PM   #1634 (permalink)
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Conclamo Ludus enters his car through the window every morning a`la the Duke boys.
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Old 07-06-2003, 05:16 PM   #1635 (permalink)
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Fremen is afraid of moths...


...eating the crotch out of his collection of crotchless lingerie

and Uncle Phil- of course the money's fake- I bought it from you!
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Old 07-06-2003, 05:35 PM   #1636 (permalink)
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the rich man finds sexual arousement in dollar bills.
he rubs them all over his body, especially his dirty bits, and finds more pleasure than if it were another person.


oh, and Fremen is afraid of moths.
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Old 07-06-2003, 05:52 PM   #1637 (permalink)
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bundy works as a beggar at Redfern Station by day, and as a bouncer outside 'Mansions' nightclub by night
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Old 07-06-2003, 06:01 PM   #1638 (permalink)
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Conclamo Ludus smokes his neighbors' yard clippings.

(you can't touch my panties)
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Old 07-06-2003, 06:10 PM   #1639 (permalink)
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Fremen is afraid of moths, and butterflies, and especially dragonflies.


Conclamo - nice one...sounds liike you know heaps about Sydney´s dirty underbelly.
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Old 07-06-2003, 06:47 PM   #1640 (permalink)
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bundy made a killing overcharging Olympic boarders during the games, then he had the temerity to make advances to the husbands.
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