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mystmarimatt · 06-05-2003, 12:51 AM

BBtB secretly has a crush on Martha Stewart

Pyrate · 06-05-2003, 02:18 AM

mystmarimatt plays all four of the Tellytubbies...!

uncle phil · 06-05-2003, 03:10 AM

pyrate sleeps with a yellow rubber ducky...

Mr.Deflok · 06-05-2003, 03:12 AM

uncle phil is actually his own cousin.

Fly · 06-05-2003, 04:15 AM

Mr.D isn't chicken about sticking feathers up his butt.

he likes it....

paddyjoe · 06-05-2003, 04:56 AM

flyman secretly plucks the wings from live flies to brew them in his tea.

Fremen · 06-05-2003, 05:00 AM

paddyjoe likes the riding-crop a little bit more than the horses do.

vermin · 06-05-2003, 05:36 AM

Freman thinks he could be a desert dweller, if it wasn't for all that cactus rape.

THE MAC GOD · 06-05-2003, 07:49 AM

vermin actually has beady, rat-like eyes...

Ninja · 06-05-2003, 07:57 AM

THE MAC GOD has no macs

Stiltzkin · 06-05-2003, 08:05 AM

(censored)

THE MAC GOD · 06-05-2003, 08:29 AM

Stiltzkin actually has many rumples...

paddyjoe · 06-05-2003, 08:37 AM

THE MAC GOD actually took his name from Kraft macaroni and cheese.

Stiltzkin · 06-05-2003, 08:52 AM

(censored)

opentocomments · 06-05-2003, 08:55 AM

Stiltzkin Listens to emo music *cough* Pussy punk *cough*

Stiltzkin · 06-05-2003, 08:57 AM

opentocomments is actually very defensive and not-quite-so-open to comments.

Giant Hamburger · 06-05-2003, 11:42 AM

Stiltzkin is a moogle, plain and simple.
Say hello Stiltzkin...

uncle phil · 06-05-2003, 11:51 AM

burger dreams of being the fry chef at mickey dee's...

BBtB · 06-05-2003, 12:17 PM

Uncle phil once beat up president taft.

(And moogle. I liked that one)

rockzilla · 06-05-2003, 12:30 PM

BBtB can only achieve orgasm with the aid of a cardboard chewbacca standee, a platter of fried zucchini and at least 4 pairs of clown shoes.

Meridae'n · 06-05-2003, 04:02 PM

rockzilla is so bald he doesn't have a forehead, he has a fivehead...

Stiltzkin · 06-05-2003, 04:24 PM

(censored)

rockzilla · 06-05-2003, 04:42 PM

Stiltzkin's parents raised him as a girl until he was 16

BBtB · 06-05-2003, 04:44 PM

Rockzilla used to be an alcholic until Ted Kennedy organized an intervention. These days its nothing but heroin and blow.

Meridae'n · 06-05-2003, 04:49 PM

BBtB has two small calluses on his penis, one on the underside, one on the top, from where he grips it with his tweezers...

Fremen · 06-05-2003, 04:50 PM

BBtB organized the local YMCA fundraiser so he could upgrade his furniture budget.

Meridae'n · 06-05-2003, 04:52 PM

Fremen is a slow as i used to be...

Edit: Only kidding mate... I've done it a million times

BBtB · 06-05-2003, 04:53 PM

Ow... Can we get a ref in here? I do believe that one was below the belt (in more ways then one, EH eh?)

Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ...

"I would like about three fiddy"

Edit: BBtB is damn slow too. Two people posted since I wrote this and it still ended up right. That was ... er.. planned.. really.

rockzilla · 06-05-2003, 05:07 PM

BBtB used to wrestle in mexico under the name "El Molestador"

BBtB · 06-05-2003, 05:10 PM

rockzilla took sooo many drugs in the 80s that he was actully so high that he was sober.. and now he is finally comming down he is having fantasies about mexican wrestlers. Its best not to make eye contact.

Stiltzkin · 06-05-2003, 05:53 PM

(censored)

BBtB · 06-05-2003, 06:09 PM

Stiltzkin has an army of trained penguins in his back yard. Waiting, just back there waiting. Then right at the right moment... yea penguin burgers. They would never suspect...

Stiltzkin · 06-05-2003, 06:27 PM

(censored)

Fly · 06-05-2003, 07:11 PM

Stiltzkin is a freakin' neat freak.....

richeee · 06-05-2003, 07:18 PM

Flyman really does enjoy being abused on "The Three Word Story" thread!

Meridae'n · 06-05-2003, 07:36 PM

richee has a perchant for jealousy...

richeee · 06-05-2003, 07:49 PM

Meridae'n's Bling Gauge is broken, meaning Meridae'n's running on fumes and doesn't know it!

And what's a "perchant"? A unit for charging for wicca spells?

per chant?

Whatever it is, I definitely am green with envy about it!!!

Stiltzkin · 06-05-2003, 09:22 PM

(censored)

Meridae'n · 06-05-2003, 09:40 PM

Stiltzkin is so poor he freebase's soot

Stiltzkin · 06-05-2003, 09:43 PM

(censored)

06-05-2003, 12:51 AM	#841 (permalink)
mystmarimatt Omnipotent Ruler Of The Tiny Universe In My Mind Location: Oreegawn	BBtB secretly has a crush on Martha Stewart __________________ Words of Wisdom: If you could really get to know someone and know that they weren't lying to you, then you would know the world was real. Because you could agree on things, you could compare notes. That must be why people get married or make Art. So they'll be able to really know something and not go insane.

06-05-2003, 02:18 AM	#842 (permalink)
Pyrate Psycho Location: London, CorBlimeyLand	mystmarimatt plays all four of the Tellytubbies...! __________________ ?

06-05-2003, 03:10 AM	#843 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	pyrate sleeps with a yellow rubber ducky... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-05-2003, 04:15 AM	#845 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Mr.D isn't chicken about sticking feathers up his butt. he likes it.... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-05-2003, 05:00 AM	#847 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	paddyjoe likes the riding-crop a little bit more than the horses do. __________________ Google

06-05-2003, 03:12 AM	#844 (permalink)
Mr.Deflok Blood + Fire Location: New Zealand	uncle phil is actually his own cousin.

06-05-2003, 04:56 AM	#846 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	flyman secretly plucks the wings from live flies to brew them in his tea.

06-05-2003, 05:36 AM	#848 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Freman thinks he could be a desert dweller, if it wasn't for all that cactus rape. __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

06-05-2003, 07:49 AM	#849 (permalink)
THE MAC GOD Insane Location: In front of my keyboard.	vermin actually has beady, rat-like eyes... __________________ Why continue fighting? Is it for Love? Illusions. All as artificial as the Matrix itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as Love.

06-05-2003, 07:57 AM	#850 (permalink)
Ninja Fruit on the Bottom Hope on Top	THE MAC GOD has no macs

06-05-2003, 08:05 AM	#851 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	(censored) __________________ The most important thing in this world is love. Last edited by Stiltzkin; 06-07-2003 at 06:52 PM..

06-05-2003, 08:29 AM	#852 (permalink)
THE MAC GOD Insane Location: In front of my keyboard.	Stiltzkin actually has many rumples... __________________ Why continue fighting? Is it for Love? Illusions. All as artificial as the Matrix itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as Love.

06-05-2003, 08:37 AM	#853 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	THE MAC GOD actually took his name from Kraft macaroni and cheese.

06-05-2003, 08:52 AM	#854 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	(censored) __________________ The most important thing in this world is love. Last edited by Stiltzkin; 06-07-2003 at 06:53 PM..

06-05-2003, 08:55 AM	#855 (permalink)
opentocomments Psycho Location: St. Louis	Stiltzkin Listens to emo music cough Pussy punk cough __________________ How do we know that the sky is not green and we are all color-blind?

06-05-2003, 04:02 PM	#861 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	rockzilla is so bald he doesn't have a forehead, he has a fivehead... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-05-2003, 04:49 PM	#865 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	BBtB has two small calluses on his penis, one on the underside, one on the top, from where he grips it with his tweezers... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-05-2003, 04:52 PM	#867 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Fremen is a slow as i used to be... Edit: Only kidding mate... I've done it a million times __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up? Last edited by Meridae'n; 06-05-2003 at 04:56 PM..

06-05-2003, 08:57 AM	#856 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	opentocomments is actually very defensive and not-quite-so-open to comments. __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

06-05-2003, 11:42 AM	#857 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Stiltzkin is a moogle, plain and simple. Say hello Stiltzkin...

06-05-2003, 11:51 AM	#858 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	burger dreams of being the fry chef at mickey dee's... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-05-2003, 12:17 PM	#859 (permalink)
BBtB ClerkMan! Location: Tulsa, Ok.	Uncle phil once beat up president taft. (And moogle. I liked that one) __________________ Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ... "I would like about three fiddy"

06-05-2003, 12:30 PM	#860 (permalink)
rockzilla Junkie Location: The Kitchen	BBtB can only achieve orgasm with the aid of a cardboard chewbacca standee, a platter of fried zucchini and at least 4 pairs of clown shoes.

06-05-2003, 04:24 PM	#862 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	(censored) __________________ The most important thing in this world is love. Last edited by Stiltzkin; 06-07-2003 at 06:47 PM..

06-05-2003, 04:42 PM	#863 (permalink)
rockzilla Junkie Location: The Kitchen	Stiltzkin's parents raised him as a girl until he was 16

06-05-2003, 04:44 PM	#864 (permalink)
BBtB ClerkMan! Location: Tulsa, Ok.	Rockzilla used to be an alcholic until Ted Kennedy organized an intervention. These days its nothing but heroin and blow. __________________ Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ... "I would like about three fiddy"

06-05-2003, 04:50 PM	#866 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	BBtB organized the local YMCA fundraiser so he could upgrade his furniture budget. __________________ Google

06-05-2003, 04:53 PM	#868 (permalink)
BBtB ClerkMan! Location: Tulsa, Ok.	Ow... Can we get a ref in here? I do believe that one was below the belt (in more ways then one, EH eh?) Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ... "I would like about three fiddy" Edit: BBtB is damn slow too. Two people posted since I wrote this and it still ended up right. That was ... er.. planned.. really. __________________ Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ... "I would like about three fiddy"

06-05-2003, 05:07 PM	#869 (permalink)
rockzilla Junkie Location: The Kitchen	BBtB used to wrestle in mexico under the name "El Molestador"

06-05-2003, 05:10 PM	#870 (permalink)
BBtB ClerkMan! Location: Tulsa, Ok.	rockzilla took sooo many drugs in the 80s that he was actully so high that he was sober.. and now he is finally comming down he is having fantasies about mexican wrestlers. Its best not to make eye contact. __________________ Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ... "I would like about three fiddy"

06-05-2003, 05:53 PM	#871 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	(censored) __________________ The most important thing in this world is love. Last edited by Stiltzkin; 06-07-2003 at 06:48 PM..

06-05-2003, 06:09 PM	#872 (permalink)
BBtB ClerkMan! Location: Tulsa, Ok.	Stiltzkin has an army of trained penguins in his back yard. Waiting, just back there waiting. Then right at the right moment... yea penguin burgers. They would never suspect... __________________ Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ... "I would like about three fiddy"

06-05-2003, 06:27 PM	#873 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	(censored) __________________ The most important thing in this world is love. Last edited by Stiltzkin; 06-07-2003 at 06:49 PM..

06-05-2003, 07:11 PM	#874 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Stiltzkin is a freakin' neat freak..... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-05-2003, 07:18 PM	#875 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	Flyman really does enjoy being abused on "The Three Word Story" thread! __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

06-05-2003, 07:36 PM	#876 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	richee has a perchant for jealousy... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-05-2003, 07:49 PM	#877 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	Meridae'n's Bling Gauge is broken, meaning Meridae'n's running on fumes and doesn't know it! And what's a "perchant"? A unit for charging for wicca spells? per chant? Whatever it is, I definitely am green with envy about it!!! __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You? Last edited by richeee; 06-05-2003 at 07:56 PM..

06-05-2003, 09:22 PM	#878 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	(censored) __________________ The most important thing in this world is love. Last edited by Stiltzkin; 06-07-2003 at 06:49 PM..