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Old 04-02-2004, 05:47 PM   #3681 (permalink)
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bernadette knows very well that noone can ever follow in the Flys glorious footsteps.

secretly she just wants to see my hawt ass in stretchy tight material.

sorry bd, its just not going to happen.


/edit - and fly is once again too quick.
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Old 04-02-2004, 06:22 PM   #3682 (permalink)
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bundy is here to disappoint...

come on... MORE HAWT ASS! <small>(pantyhose are optional)</small>
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Old 04-02-2004, 06:22 PM   #3683 (permalink)
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edit: BERNIEEEEEEE!!!


bernie saves her beer bottles to one day have enough money to buy a Learjet.
She'll do it by next year.
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Old 04-02-2004, 06:24 PM   #3684 (permalink)
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Fremen is the perfect example of my target audience for marketing said 'Hose Poser Hoser' film.
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Old 04-02-2004, 06:35 PM   #3685 (permalink)
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edit: BERNIEEEEEEE!!!

bernie saves her beer bottles to one day have enough money to buy a Learjet.
She'll do it by next year.
yeah baby. [hiccup] where do you live?


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Fremen is the perfect example of my target audience for marketing said 'Hose Poser Hoser' film.
bundy will never make this film as he is too busy talking about some dick.
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Old 04-02-2004, 06:39 PM   #3686 (permalink)
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bernie is right.
i do seem to have dick on the brain...
i can't believe i typed that.


Bernies deepest Darkest secret is that when she finally buys that Learjet... she's going to go and pick up Flyman, Fremen, PJ, Astro, C-Lu, sd, stiltzy, GH, me and the rest of teh nonsense freaks (you know who you are!!), and have us all over for a party.
but SSHHH its supposed to be a secret.


you do know its at least a 18hour one way flight to my place in a learjet don't you?
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Old 04-02-2004, 07:52 PM   #3687 (permalink)
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yeah baby. [hiccup] where do you live?

Right across from the bowling alley, baby!!



bundy keeps sucking on those pixie sticks like they were candy.




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Old 04-02-2004, 08:00 PM   #3688 (permalink)
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bernie is right.
i do seem to have dick on the brain...
wtf else needs to be said?


Fremen secretly wishes someone would pose him in hose.




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Old 04-02-2004, 09:28 PM   #3689 (permalink)
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Old 04-03-2004, 06:43 AM   #3690 (permalink)
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C Ludas is a roadie for joe and the hoes...........he's bitter cuz joe's got all the hoes,and he's always gettin yelled at
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Old 04-03-2004, 09:41 AM   #3691 (permalink)
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He doesn't have to be so condescending all the time. Its tough being a roadie and we have feelings too. Flyman sings backup vocals. He's one of Joe's Hose Hoes.
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Old 04-03-2004, 01:05 PM   #3692 (permalink)
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Old 04-03-2004, 03:12 PM   #3693 (permalink)
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feelgood actually stands for Freakin' Evil Elf Lovin' Gluttinous Odd Obssesive Dude. (Yeah I know there's an anagram thread.)
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Old 04-03-2004, 03:53 PM   #3694 (permalink)
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Old 04-03-2004, 06:02 PM   #3695 (permalink)
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Old 04-05-2004, 09:27 AM   #3696 (permalink)
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diddagirl thinks paddyjoe wishes he was "too far from him".
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Old 04-05-2004, 11:10 AM   #3697 (permalink)
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Old 04-05-2004, 11:56 AM   #3698 (permalink)
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Old 04-05-2004, 12:07 PM   #3699 (permalink)
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Old 04-05-2004, 12:14 PM   #3700 (permalink)
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Luckily, Conclamo has the assorted ray guns and death phasers to pull off such a job.
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Old 04-05-2004, 05:31 PM   #3701 (permalink)
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joe here.....likes to bombard his fellow tfper's w/ the likes of photoshop and degradation.(especially me.................bastard........)


and he gets off on it.........sad,sad scenario if you ask me.



.............bastard.............
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Old 04-05-2004, 06:07 PM   #3702 (permalink)
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flyman actually truly loved the silkiness & feel of wearing pantyhose after being dared to don a pair for the amusement of the nonsense forum.

sadly, he now wears pantyhose all the time & has to fend off his fellow roofers cuz they think he's so damn sexy in them.

<small>flyman, you're going to get me good one day... eh? </small>
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Old 04-05-2004, 06:49 PM   #3703 (permalink)
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<small>flyman, you're going to get me good one day... eh? </small>


yes...one day...






bern likes her men with hot asses and in pantyhose.
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Old 04-05-2004, 10:20 PM   #3704 (permalink)
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Flyman has a hot ass, but by that we well ab0ve the average,
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Old 04-06-2004, 03:27 AM   #3705 (permalink)
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Poor mml's keyboard burned out in response to flyman's 'hot ass'.

(just cover the next one man, it'll last longer)
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Old 04-06-2004, 03:46 AM   #3706 (permalink)
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joe actually doesn't know how to have just one more for the road............when he says that....he means one more case...
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Old 04-06-2004, 12:31 PM   #3707 (permalink)
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before flyman's guests come over, he usually pours water in his Coors Lite so they'll last longer......oh, what's that....that's how they taste normally? Oh sorry.
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Old 04-06-2004, 12:47 PM   #3708 (permalink)
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pj dreams of genny lite...
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Old 04-06-2004, 03:09 PM   #3709 (permalink)
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phil ol boy. Make that ride up I 81. C'mon, I'm buyin.





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Old 04-06-2004, 04:19 PM   #3710 (permalink)
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i'm really tough with those left-hand turns on I-90...and the "can of worms" wasn't as bad back when i lived in Greece...
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Old 04-06-2004, 05:46 PM   #3711 (permalink)
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The hell with the lefties.

Let's hit the Dinosaur in Syracuse. Hey, maybe some NY tfp'ers are interested.
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Old 04-06-2004, 07:56 PM   #3712 (permalink)
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paddyjoe 's right hand man's name is wristeena...........

she has a sister named palmela.......and a cousin named handula....


leave the lefties alone man...
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Old 04-07-2004, 04:04 AM   #3713 (permalink)
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flyman is a fucking post whore in nonsense......

and he's an idiot too.........


fucking double poster
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Old 04-07-2004, 04:10 AM   #3714 (permalink)
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Old 04-07-2004, 04:37 AM   #3715 (permalink)
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flyman is a fucking post whore in nonsense......

and he's an idiot too.........
Nah. Just a Canadian..................eh?



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Old 04-07-2004, 05:02 AM   #3716 (permalink)
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Old 04-07-2004, 12:32 PM   #3717 (permalink)
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deep down, bundy's only art is in the middle of a "p-art-y..."
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Old 04-07-2004, 06:18 PM   #3718 (permalink)
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Old 04-07-2004, 10:52 PM   #3719 (permalink)
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Date the Banana actually lusts after plantains.
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Old 04-08-2004, 01:40 AM   #3720 (permalink)
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