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Fly · 08-26-2004, 07:55 PM

the reason GH is able to levitate like that,is because he was a major player in the "Canada Arm".........he's out there as we speak....

can you hear it?

bernadette · 08-26-2004, 09:23 PM

flyman really hates maryjane.
he can't stand that bitch.
yet he bakes her some brownies every morning...

...go figure.

bundy · 08-27-2004, 01:05 AM

bernadettie spaghetti had a brief, but passionate affair with Elton John back in the late eighties.
she broke his little sequined heart when she left him for Burt Bacharach.

he went on to pen the classic song, I guess thats why they call it the blues...

bernie once told me that it was his darling little sequin yankee baseball outfit that made her go forth and seduce him... but she swears she wasn't to blame for bringing him out of the closet.

Fly · 08-27-2004, 04:26 AM

bundy got sir elton to come outta the closet......see elton and bundy would usually hang with paddyjoe, the closet gnome'.....over at phil's house,they'd all wait to see the newest line of sleeper jammies that phil would prance around his bedroom in.

(tell me that ain't a freakin' TRiple Whammy baby......go ahead...tell me)

paddyjoe · 08-27-2004, 04:32 AM

flyman's anti-hallucination treatment program down at the clinic has thus far proven unsuccesful.

uncle phil · 08-27-2004, 12:27 PM

only because pj keeps smuggling in those mushroom-laced GCAs...

Fremen · 08-27-2004, 01:50 PM

Which phil smuggles in from his across-the-sea sweatshops that are staffed and run by overly enthusiastic pygmies that like to play hide the salami with their vienna sausages.

paddyjoe · 08-27-2004, 02:20 PM

Yes, those same Vienna sausages that were finally canned and shipped to Fremens favorite Piggly-Wiggly.

Snack time was never quite so delicious, was it Fre?

Fremen · 08-27-2004, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe

Snack time was never quite so delicious, was it Fre?

Hmm-mmmm, boy howdy!

pj likes to make a broth with his weiner and sell it at the Y.

Fly · 08-29-2004, 05:57 AM

Fremen likes to collect different types of wiener broths.

he makes really good soups for his buddies,and snickers the whole time they eat it.

he especially likes it when they blow on it.........to cool it down.

paddyjoe · 08-29-2004, 08:39 AM

Why does flyman always think photos like this:

gain him cool points.

Maybe Fremen can explain............................eh?

Fly · 08-29-2004, 08:41 AM

joe likes my ass so much.....that he posts it often just to see it...........

freak

uncle phil · 08-30-2004, 12:32 PM

in actuality, fly has two butt-cracks, but pj would never post that pic...

ngdawg · 08-30-2004, 05:25 PM

When Flyman posted a pic of himself with large zucchini, Unclephil had flashbacks to his days as a child on the farm. Seems his particular chore was to measure the circumference of each zucchini harvested-by dropping his trousers and....oh my, must I go on?

Fly · 08-30-2004, 07:21 PM

ng likes to stalk poor 'ol phil and fly here..........i'm thinkin' she's actually the chick that sits at the petro canada gas station every morning at 5 am,and tries to bum a smoke or a ride offa me......

the gall eh!!!

ngdawg · 08-30-2004, 08:04 PM

Fly stops at 5am every morning at the petro canada station to flash his double-crack bum and yells, "Wanna ride this, Baby? I'm smokin!!!" Unfortunately, after nights of weed and rock'n'roll, he thinks that 75 year-old man in the rocking chair is me...

Fly · 08-30-2004, 08:16 PM

damn..........you even got the freakin' rockin' chair right...........pretty freaky!!!!

ng,unfortunately is quite delusional.........she figures we (as in phil and I)...don't see the game that has been put forth.........we (as in phil and I).....know that she is either here(my place) or there (phil's place) with videocams,digicams,audio,....and full blow recording of our whole lives.........

*damn dear,...........can i see the tapes too?*

Fremen · 08-30-2004, 09:50 PM

fly anticipates ng's taping sessions by greasing himself all over with cooking spray and then rolling in chocolate sprinkles.
You all know where he gets the whipped 'cream' from to put on top, right?

uncle phil · 08-31-2004, 12:14 PM

and fre supplies the "cherry...", if ya know what i mean...

ngdawg · 08-31-2004, 12:35 PM

Phil supplies the spoon....if ya know what I mean.....

uncle phil · 09-01-2004, 01:28 PM

ng has been known to sleep in her "cruiser," if ya know what i mean...

Fly · 09-01-2004, 06:16 PM

phil's main obbsession is sewing (by hand) sleeper jammies in the passenger side of his corvette.

with three dog night on the radio...........a.m. radio too i might add.

SpoilSport · 09-02-2004, 06:53 AM

flyman is actually addicted to smoking Chinese Cabbage then watching taped episodes of the Jackie Chan cartoons and screaming sexual innuendoes at the television in an exceedingly poor Chinese accent...

paddyjoe · 09-02-2004, 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpoilSport

flyman is actually addicted to smoking Chinese Cabbage then watching taped episodes of the Jackie Chan cartoons and screaming sexual innuendoes at the television in an exceedingly poor Chinese accent...

Jeez...that's no secret

Really though, the only thing SpoilSport has spoiled lately, were his new suede panties.

Spoiled or soiled, take your pick.

narf! · 09-02-2004, 11:01 AM

Paddyjoe: Enjoys writing erotic StarWars fiction.

Fremen · 09-02-2004, 11:25 AM

Which narf! likes to act out the parts of while wearing Spoil's soiled suede panties that flyman just finished using for a seed sorter.

Triple play! *bam!*

uncle phil · 09-02-2004, 12:21 PM

fre really did model the sleeper jammies in my avatar before he dressed marilyn with them...

Fremen · 09-02-2004, 04:15 PM

What unc. p. doesn't know is, Marilyn slipped inside with me in those extremely stretchy pair of jammies.
Good manufacturing job, phil.

bundy · 09-02-2004, 07:28 PM

PJ told me that Fremen is also a card carrying member of Uncle Phil's Good Gay Club. not only that, but he's the Clubs secretary.
interestingly, and once again from PJ, it was Fremen's veto vote that blocked Flyman, Bernie, Munky and ngdawg from joining the club earlier this year.

Crack · 09-05-2004, 05:53 AM

Bundy once spilt a cold beer.
Then cried for three solid hours.

Fremen · 09-05-2004, 01:49 PM

crack once did the splits for three solid hours while crying in his beer...

bparker805 · 09-05-2004, 02:03 PM

Femen spills the water of his enemies with his crisknife upon the the Arakeen sand.

uncle phil · 09-07-2004, 02:05 PM

bp watches fre spill that water...

ngdawg · 09-08-2004, 08:32 AM

Unclephil spilled the wine
He did not, however, take that pearl....

maleficent · 09-08-2004, 08:40 AM

ngdawg is my evil, yet much more attractive twin

(spend some time with us in chat - you'll see)

Giant Hamburger · 09-08-2004, 08:56 AM

Maleficent has a fifth chamber in her oversized heart that pumps a rare, colorless, odorless, tasteless, unreactive Xenon based gas. At this date, I am still unsure why. It requires further study.

maleficent · 09-08-2004, 08:59 AM

many would doubt that I had a heart to begin with...

Jonsgirl · 09-08-2004, 10:02 AM

Come on! They said reveal a secret. Everyone knows you have don't have a heart:P

uncle phil · 09-08-2004, 12:53 PM

Jg wears her heart on her sleeve...

fillips · 09-08-2004, 04:35 PM

uncle phil wears teletubbies underwear

08-26-2004, 07:55 PM	#4921 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	the reason GH is able to levitate like that,is because he was a major player in the "Canada Arm".........he's out there as we speak.... can you hear it? __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-26-2004, 09:23 PM	#4922 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	flyman really hates maryjane. he can't stand that bitch. yet he bakes her some brownies every morning... ...go figure. __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

08-27-2004, 01:05 AM	#4923 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	bernadettie spaghetti had a brief, but passionate affair with Elton John back in the late eighties. she broke his little sequined heart when she left him for Burt Bacharach. he went on to pen the classic song, I guess thats why they call it the blues... bernie once told me that it was his darling little sequin yankee baseball outfit that made her go forth and seduce him... but she swears she wasn't to blame for bringing him out of the closet. __________________ Ohayo!!!

08-27-2004, 04:26 AM	#4924 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	bundy got sir elton to come outta the closet......see elton and bundy would usually hang with paddyjoe, the closet gnome'.....over at phil's house,they'd all wait to see the newest line of sleeper jammies that phil would prance around his bedroom in. (tell me that ain't a freakin' TRiple Whammy baby......go ahead...tell me) __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-27-2004, 12:27 PM	#4926 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	only because pj keeps smuggling in those mushroom-laced GCAs... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-27-2004, 04:32 AM	#4925 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	flyman's anti-hallucination treatment program down at the clinic has thus far proven unsuccesful.

08-27-2004, 01:50 PM	#4927 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Which phil smuggles in from his across-the-sea sweatshops that are staffed and run by overly enthusiastic pygmies that like to play hide the salami with their vienna sausages. __________________ Google

08-27-2004, 02:20 PM	#4928 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Yes, those same Vienna sausages that were finally canned and shipped to Fremens favorite Piggly-Wiggly. Snack time was never quite so delicious, was it Fre?

08-29-2004, 05:57 AM	#4930 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Fremen likes to collect different types of wiener broths. he makes really good soups for his buddies,and snickers the whole time they eat it. he especially likes it when they blow on it.........to cool it down. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-29-2004, 08:39 AM	#4931 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Why does flyman always think photos like this: gain him cool points. Maybe Fremen can explain............................eh?

08-29-2004, 08:41 AM	#4932 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	joe likes my ass so much.....that he posts it often just to see it........... freak __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-30-2004, 12:32 PM	#4933 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	in actuality, fly has two butt-cracks, but pj would never post that pic... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-30-2004, 05:25 PM	#4934 (permalink)
ngdawg peekaboo Location: on the back, bitch	When Flyman posted a pic of himself with large zucchini, Unclephil had flashbacks to his days as a child on the farm. Seems his particular chore was to measure the circumference of each zucchini harvested-by dropping his trousers and....oh my, must I go on?

08-30-2004, 07:21 PM	#4935 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	ng likes to stalk poor 'ol phil and fly here..........i'm thinkin' she's actually the chick that sits at the petro canada gas station every morning at 5 am,and tries to bum a smoke or a ride offa me...... the gall eh!!! __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-30-2004, 08:04 PM	#4936 (permalink)
ngdawg peekaboo Location: on the back, bitch	Fly stops at 5am every morning at the petro canada station to flash his double-crack bum and yells, "Wanna ride this, Baby? I'm smokin!!!" Unfortunately, after nights of weed and rock'n'roll, he thinks that 75 year-old man in the rocking chair is me...

08-30-2004, 08:16 PM	#4937 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	damn..........you even got the freakin' rockin' chair right...........pretty freaky!!!! ng,unfortunately is quite delusional.........she figures we (as in phil and I)...don't see the game that has been put forth.........we (as in phil and I).....know that she is either here(my place) or there (phil's place) with videocams,digicams,audio,....and full blow recording of our whole lives......... damn dear,...........can i see the tapes too? __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-30-2004, 09:50 PM	#4938 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	fly anticipates ng's taping sessions by greasing himself all over with cooking spray and then rolling in chocolate sprinkles. You all know where he gets the whipped 'cream' from to put on top, right? __________________ Google

08-31-2004, 12:14 PM	#4939 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	and fre supplies the "cherry...", if ya know what i mean... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-31-2004, 12:35 PM	#4940 (permalink)
ngdawg peekaboo Location: on the back, bitch	Phil supplies the spoon....if ya know what I mean.....

09-01-2004, 01:28 PM	#4941 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	ng has been known to sleep in her "cruiser," if ya know what i mean... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-01-2004, 06:16 PM	#4942 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	phil's main obbsession is sewing (by hand) sleeper jammies in the passenger side of his corvette. with three dog night on the radio...........a.m. radio too i might add. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

09-02-2004, 06:53 AM	#4943 (permalink)
SpoilSport Tilted Location: US, East Coast. Blah.	flyman is actually addicted to smoking Chinese Cabbage then watching taped episodes of the Jackie Chan cartoons and screaming sexual innuendoes at the television in an exceedingly poor Chinese accent...

09-02-2004, 11:01 AM	#4945 (permalink)
narf! Upright	Paddyjoe: Enjoys writing erotic StarWars fiction.

09-02-2004, 11:25 AM	#4946 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Which narf! likes to act out the parts of while wearing Spoil's soiled suede panties that flyman just finished using for a seed sorter. Triple play! bam! __________________ Google

09-02-2004, 12:21 PM	#4947 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fre really did model the sleeper jammies in my avatar before he dressed marilyn with them... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-02-2004, 04:15 PM	#4948 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	What unc. p. doesn't know is, Marilyn slipped inside with me in those extremely stretchy pair of jammies. Good manufacturing job, phil. __________________ Google

09-02-2004, 07:28 PM	#4949 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	PJ told me that Fremen is also a card carrying member of Uncle Phil's Good Gay Club. not only that, but he's the Clubs secretary. interestingly, and once again from PJ, it was Fremen's veto vote that blocked Flyman, Bernie, Munky and ngdawg from joining the club earlier this year. __________________ Ohayo!!!

09-05-2004, 05:53 AM	#4950 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	Bundy once spilt a cold beer. Then cried for three solid hours. __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

09-05-2004, 01:49 PM	#4951 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	crack once did the splits for three solid hours while crying in his beer... __________________ Google

09-05-2004, 02:03 PM	#4952 (permalink)
bparker805 is KING! Location: On the path to Valhalla.	Femen spills the water of his enemies with his crisknife upon the the Arakeen sand.

09-07-2004, 02:05 PM	#4953 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	bp watches fre spill that water... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-08-2004, 08:32 AM	#4954 (permalink)
ngdawg peekaboo Location: on the back, bitch	Unclephil spilled the wine He did not, however, take that pearl.... Last edited by ngdawg; 09-08-2004 at 08:39 AM..

09-08-2004, 08:40 AM	#4955 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	ngdawg is my evil, yet much more attractive twin (spend some time with us in chat - you'll see) __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

09-08-2004, 08:56 AM	#4956 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Maleficent has a fifth chamber in her oversized heart that pumps a rare, colorless, odorless, tasteless, unreactive Xenon based gas. At this date, I am still unsure why. It requires further study. Last edited by Giant Hamburger; 09-08-2004 at 09:10 AM..

09-08-2004, 08:59 AM	#4957 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	many would doubt that I had a heart to begin with... __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.