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Old 09-08-2004, 05:19 PM   #4961 (permalink)
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Old 09-08-2004, 05:22 PM   #4962 (permalink)
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Fre used to work at a place near the old hospital on tenth street.

his job was too empty the old clothes hampers at the local Value Village.


he even put the price tags on the used items with a stapler.
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Old 09-08-2004, 07:43 PM   #4963 (permalink)
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Old 09-09-2004, 12:15 PM   #4964 (permalink)
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Old 09-09-2004, 03:44 PM   #4965 (permalink)
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Old 09-09-2004, 05:33 PM   #4966 (permalink)
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yes......... i said orgasmisms.
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Old 09-09-2004, 05:53 PM   #4967 (permalink)
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Old 09-10-2004, 12:37 PM   #4968 (permalink)
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Old 09-10-2004, 07:26 PM   #4969 (permalink)
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Old 09-13-2004, 01:51 AM   #4970 (permalink)
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Old 09-13-2004, 12:20 PM   #4971 (permalink)
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Old 09-13-2004, 11:49 PM   #4972 (permalink)
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but only becuase uncle phil beat me to the jar....
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Old 09-14-2004, 12:27 PM   #4973 (permalink)
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Old 09-14-2004, 03:31 PM   #4974 (permalink)
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Old 09-14-2004, 05:33 PM   #4975 (permalink)
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Amarth got the plunger from Phil and used it to "retrieve" his hampster
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Old 09-14-2004, 05:48 PM   #4976 (permalink)
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Old 09-14-2004, 06:16 PM   #4977 (permalink)
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Old 09-14-2004, 09:35 PM   #4978 (permalink)
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Flyman, instead of buying weed or playing his guitar, like we are all led to
believe, actually buys presents for the elderly, and then plays in a 20s-style
Swing band every Monday evening in front of Town Hall for all the WWII vets.
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Old 09-15-2004, 12:39 AM   #4979 (permalink)
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Old 09-15-2004, 01:00 PM   #4980 (permalink)
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fre sucked the toes and feet right off MM before he put her in her sleeper jammies and made an avatar for me...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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Old 09-16-2004, 06:06 AM   #4981 (permalink)
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phil here...........super mod and all.............still can't make avatars for himself.

he hires dudes like Fremen,to make them for him.......then he suckers him into sewing decals on his sleeper jammie collection.........for $.07 a stitch.


oh yeah.....and he's a cheap bastard too.........


.07 cents phil......wtf?
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Old 09-16-2004, 12:20 PM   #4982 (permalink)
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'ckin' cost of thread went up due to ivan...

fly wants me to put up the calendar avatar...
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Old 09-16-2004, 02:06 PM   #4983 (permalink)
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phil's obsession with marilyn gets more extreme everytime he channels her spirit.
What he doesn't know is he's been getting in touch with a deceased tranny named Harilyn/Harry.

Sorry to be the one to tell you, u.p.
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Old 09-17-2004, 12:38 PM   #4984 (permalink)
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speakin' of...fre is still obsessin' over deborah harry...
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- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 09-17-2004, 05:37 PM   #4985 (permalink)
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unclephil goes out 3 times a week or more and spends quality time with a man who shows him the proper way to position his balls......
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Old 09-17-2004, 06:53 PM   #4986 (permalink)
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ngdawg video tapes unclephils encounters with the man he meets
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Old 09-18-2004, 02:56 PM   #4987 (permalink)
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Old 09-18-2004, 03:06 PM   #4988 (permalink)
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Old 09-18-2004, 07:25 PM   #4989 (permalink)
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welshbyte is secretly planning the violent independence movement within wales! Down with the Queen!
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Old 09-19-2004, 03:46 AM   #4990 (permalink)
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Old 09-20-2004, 01:03 PM   #4991 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ngdawg
unclephil goes out 3 times a week or more and spends quality time with a man who shows him the proper way to position his balls......
yup, position them right in that 4 1/2" hole...


meanwhile, leviticus grows marigolds in a windowbox...
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We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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Old 09-20-2004, 06:07 PM   #4992 (permalink)
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Old 09-20-2004, 06:07 PM   #4993 (permalink)
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phil rather enjoys playin' with his marygolds.

and well whatta ya' know.......they just happen to be in a box.

good for you uncle mystro..........*and yes i fuckin' know mystro is spelled wrong.*




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damn....that bastard pigglet is way too fast...........so the ladies say!!!!!
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Old 09-20-2004, 07:38 PM   #4994 (permalink)
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uh, Flyman, gotta hit the 'refresh',eh?


Flyman......shit, i got nuthin.....carry on
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Old 09-20-2004, 08:11 PM   #4995 (permalink)
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n-dawg tutors fly on his deportment so he doesn't say 'eh' or beer too much.
You should've heard him before n-dawg joined, he was a walkin', talkin' Canadian beer commercial.

Thanks, n-dawg.
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Old 09-20-2004, 08:50 PM   #4996 (permalink)
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fremen is actually holding a gun to the head of a prostate nun, and it's a cap gun.
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Old 09-20-2004, 10:53 PM   #4997 (permalink)
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Old 09-21-2004, 06:02 AM   #4998 (permalink)
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shagg_manoa damn well knew that it was something forbidden
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Old 09-21-2004, 12:25 PM   #4999 (permalink)
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Old 09-21-2004, 12:39 PM   #5000 (permalink)
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