uncle phil

fre keeps a blow-up doll of mindy in his closet...for those special monday night retrospectives on nickelodean...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

paddyjoe

uncle phil should certainly know about closets.......been in one how many years now?

JumpinJesus

paddyjoe keeps buried deep in <i>his</i> closet a video tape of him performing Milli Vanilli's "Blame it on the Rain" at the local Moose Lodge on Karaoke night. The real secret is that the video tape is well worn as he watches it every time it rains.

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"I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

nukeu666

JJ is too afraid to take off those spects and look at the world through his own eyes

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Why did the Comp. Engineer get X-mas and Halloween mixed up?
Because Oct(31) == Dec(25)

uncle phil

the nuke wishes he could look at the world, period, 'cause his only eye is that third blind one...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

tecoyah

Phils third eye only opens for the Titty Forum.

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Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

feelgood

tecoyah's avatar is really something located on his body where the light don't shine

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Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war

Fremen

feelgood is trying to see up a girl's skirt, unfortunately for him, he just realized it's a shim.

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JumpinJesus

Fremen has a secret compartment in one of his closets. The contents? Well, let's just say that Fremen has never seen a chewed up wad of gum he didn't pick up and over the years has sculpted a striking likeness of Dick Van Patten.

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"I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

feelgood

Jumping jesus came before the jesus christ. Only that the "incrediable" jumping jesus religious didn't take off, so the jews had to go back to the drawing board...

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Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war

uncle phil

feelgood has a fixation with "me..." (the jury's still out...)

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

combatmedicjen

uncle phil is really aunt phyllis. Well, once he has the money to pay for it...

Baldrick

combatmedicjen has a secret crush on both Snake Eyes AND Destro... Scandalous...

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You can be young only once, but you can be immature for the rest of your life...

feelgood

baldrick is really the 3rd blues brother but their manager deemed that alien blue brothers wasn't really gonna be a good fad

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Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war

shaggs_manoa

feelgood is wondering if a 350 lbs woman was really a good choice for his first experiment in 'facesitting'

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paddyjoe

Ahhh, shaggs is just pissed that feelgood didn't pick him for the 'facesitting' experiment.

nukeu666

paddy's avatar was his breakfast today

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Why did the Comp. Engineer get X-mas and Halloween mixed up?
Because Oct(31) == Dec(25)

feelgood

nukeu666 was an experimental military prototype of new solider that is suppose to be like duke nukem. But turned out to be a mix breed of linux and quake 3 gone bad...

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Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war

uncle phil

duke nukem, gi joe, feelgood's got 'em all...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

JumpinJesus

uncle phil makes the dresses for feelgood's action figures. They then have a fancy tea party where everyone sticks out their pinkies whilst holding their little plastic tea cups - filled with pepsi, of course.

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"I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

uncle phil

of course, jj prefers holy water in his little plastic cup...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fremen

uncle phil is very familiar with little plastic cups, as he's continuously adjusting his.

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Fly

Fre knows this cuz he just can't seem to take his eyes off of phil's member........

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SterlingStudios

paddyjoe

Actually, flyman is the founding member of the member of the month club. Phil's member may be the newest member. Fremen needed to celebrate!

JumpinJesus

paddyjoe sends out bulk rate flyers every month that are very good replicas of the "member of the month" club flyer. He is in a dire competition with flyman to steal members from his member of the month club. After being snubbed by flyman at the pilot meeting, paddyjoe has vowed revenge by mailing out erroneous information to members. Recent paddyjoe flyers have indicated that all members must bring with them one jar of salted nuts while another chastised all members who don't wear boxers. Some members of the member of the month club took offense to these flyers. Not on the grounds of what was said, but that the flyers did not arrive wrapped in latex envelopes. Flyman is incensed.

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paddyjoe

Ohh poor J.J. He just never heeded their advice to not take the brown acid.

tsk, tsk.

chromanin

Paddyjoe likes to watch Oprah and have a good cry.

Homey_V

chromanin is seceretly dating a tomato against the wishes of his very conservative parents. However, while dating said tomato, he is also cheating on it with a cucumber from next door..
Oh for shame!

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You did what with a duck?

Fremen

Homey_V likes to torture plants.
He especially likes to force watermelons to grow into squares.
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/Fremen/_abunchofsquarewatermelons.jpg">

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Homey_V

Fremen is a Marxist and likes to eat kittens...

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You did what with a duck?

chromanin

Homey V shot the Sheriff.

AntoineMartinez

chromanin taped the r kelly sex tape

Paradise Lost

AntoineMartinez taped Chromanin taping the R. Kelly sex tape.

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"Marino could do it."

uncle phil

PL once taped himself to a chair...in chorus...while the little chunky kid was singing..."ave maria..."

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

amonkie

Uncle Phil plans to go as Marilyn Monroe for Halloween

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Calling from deep in the heart, from where the eyes can't see and the ears can't hear, from where the mountain trails end and only love can go... ~~~ Three Rivers Hare Krishna

Fremen

Meanwhile, amonkie plans on ambushing phil/Marilyn dressed as JFK, to see what he would do for his country.

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paddyjoe

Fremen often dreams of dressing as a woman, and seeing how many unsuspecting men will vie for his attention.

amonkie

the bird in Paddyjoe's avatar is really paddy joe from a past life

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Calling from deep in the heart, from where the eyes can't see and the ears can't hear, from where the mountain trails end and only love can go... ~~~ Three Rivers Hare Krishna

Ofirethorn

Amonkie dresses like a Wookie for Fury sex day at the mormon convention in Pain, Iowa.

feelgood

Ofirethorn likes to take the pitcher plant seed and plant it in the ground before the new elementary school is build and watch the plant eat children after 6 months

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Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war