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Old 01-27-2005, 10:01 AM   #5521 (permalink)
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Charlatan likes it when it snows. He digs snow tunnels all over the neighborhood and then pops up naked yelling 'Happy Groundhog's day!! See my little goundhog's shadow?"

Unfortunately for him, no one ever has.......
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Old 01-27-2005, 03:36 PM   #5522 (permalink)
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jonsgirl likes to make it snow at Narita airport so that people formerly of tropical countries moving to Japan get a nice taste of the freezing cold. thanks babe.
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Old 01-27-2005, 04:37 PM   #5523 (permalink)
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bundy forgot to pack his sleeper jammies...
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Old 01-27-2005, 05:09 PM   #5524 (permalink)
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Uncle Phil is wearing Bundy's sleeper jammies...
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Old 01-27-2005, 05:17 PM   #5525 (permalink)
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Charlatan paid uncle phil to send bundy a big box of sleeper jammies so bundy could distribute them to his new students.
What bundy doesn't know is that Charlatan put a picture of his "extra-large" Canadian phallus in each jammie package at phil's urging.
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Old 01-27-2005, 05:35 PM   #5526 (permalink)
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Fremen still hasn't read Dune...

(but has watched the movie... well actually only the parts of it with Sting in leather undies...)
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Old 01-28-2005, 05:58 AM   #5527 (permalink)
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Charlie here......loves to "prance" around,watching Sting in Dune,wearing only leather panties and a garter belt.
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Old 01-28-2005, 08:05 AM   #5528 (permalink)
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flyman lives out his secret life on TFP... in real life he is an accountant with a small real estate firm in downtown Chicago... He lives by himself in a small apartment with his cat, Winky and his collection of antique tie clips. He doesn't drink or do drugs because of his allergies...
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Old 01-28-2005, 01:14 PM   #5529 (permalink)
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damn, charlie...you hit the nail right on the "head" (get it...head?)

even if that is your dream occupation...
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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Old 01-28-2005, 04:07 PM   #5530 (permalink)
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Due to his ambushing escapades, uncle p pissed off so many Girl Scouts on last year's cookie drive, they have sworn out a 'contract' on any balding, sleeper jammie-wearing, Corvette-driving, cookie-hoarding men in the North-Eastern U.S.
uncle phil is thinking about moving to Texas.



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Old 01-28-2005, 05:02 PM   #5531 (permalink)
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Fremen, angry over the treatment received by a balding, sleeper jammie-wearing, corvette-driving, cookie-hoarding man in the northeastern U.S., has put out a contract on anyone fitting that description.

He's on the lookout for anyone fitting that description in Texas, and his medal-strewn sash has been replaced by an ammo belt.
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Old 01-29-2005, 09:39 AM   #5532 (permalink)
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JumpinJesus wants to keep Christmas from coming... but how?
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Old 01-29-2005, 04:36 PM   #5533 (permalink)
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Charlatan buys Pillsbury chocolate/chocolate chip Cookiedough, removes it from it's packaging, sticks it between his butcheeks and gets a rise out of going to a public place with it there. Once there you will see him dipping deep into his pants (as if scratching himself) pulling out a fingerful of the chunky brown stuff -and eating it.

Meanwhile japanese tourists snap photos and take videos of the incident.

Charlatan is really quite popular on Japanese "reality" television.
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Old 01-29-2005, 10:13 PM   #5534 (permalink)
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Location: Right behind you...
Astrocloud is Charlatan
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Old 01-29-2005, 10:13 PM   #5535 (permalink)
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mojodragon is still a rookie
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Old 01-30-2005, 08:04 AM   #5536 (permalink)
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mojodragon is not really a dragon. He is, instead, a small, timid lizard that can be found living off of discarded chocolate/ chocolate chip cookie dough at the the bottom of people's closets.
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Old 01-30-2005, 02:08 PM   #5537 (permalink)
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Jonsgirl isn't addicted to pot or cigarettes, as her avatar suggests. She's addicted to discarded chocolate/ chocolate chip cookie dough at the the bottom of people's closets
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Old 01-30-2005, 02:26 PM   #5538 (permalink)
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mojodragon is attracted to john edwards hair-do and he secretly has a little mermaid collection



and he's a rookie!
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Old 01-30-2005, 02:37 PM   #5539 (permalink)
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Aquafox has a John Edwards hair-do, and got me started on my little mermaid collection by giving me my very first Arial blow-up doll <blush>
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Old 01-30-2005, 02:37 PM   #5540 (permalink)
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Mojodragon's not a rookie anymore!
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Old 01-30-2005, 02:49 PM   #5541 (permalink)
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mojodragon pretends he doesn't know there is a edit button to add more comments in cause he's post-whoring, lol



lol, mojodragon likes hanging upside down while on the computer
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Old 01-30-2005, 03:29 PM   #5542 (permalink)
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Aquafox watches Walker, Texas Ranger, and likes it.
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Old 01-30-2005, 03:36 PM   #5543 (permalink)
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ICER has a big pickup just like Walker Texas Ranger, but he's too afraid to let it out of the driveway, in case a rock drops from the sky.
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Old 01-30-2005, 03:46 PM   #5544 (permalink)
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amonkie is afraid of things falling from the sky



she once witnessed a tricycle being hit by a falling mooose when she was little

she also thinks walker texas ranger is cute
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Old 01-31-2005, 06:48 AM   #5545 (permalink)
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AquaFox attends goes to clubs on the weekend where everyone dresses up like characters from Walker Texas Ranger... Sadly AquaFox doesn't even like Walker Texas Ranger he just needs friends.
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Old 01-31-2005, 07:16 AM   #5546 (permalink)
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Charlie needs friends............he's so lonely!
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Old 01-31-2005, 07:41 AM   #5547 (permalink)
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...now that's just being mean...


flyman actually *can* fly... but sadly he is afraid of heights so he chooses not to.
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Old 01-31-2005, 09:35 AM   #5548 (permalink)
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Charlatan is really a cartoon character in disguise. And lives in constant fear of the Dip.
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Old 01-31-2005, 09:38 AM   #5549 (permalink)
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ICER makes fun of other cartoon charaters cause they're all much cooler than he is.
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Old 01-31-2005, 09:58 AM   #5550 (permalink)
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jonsgirl only has 33 days to cure her addiction for Iraqi men!
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Old 01-31-2005, 10:26 AM   #5551 (permalink)
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Charlie digs "reach arounds"...............if you ask him nice....he just might oblidge.
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Old 01-31-2005, 11:36 AM   #5552 (permalink)
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flyman gives classes on the perfect "reach around" technique.
For only 39.99 you, too, can learn to love the lovebone!!
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Old 01-31-2005, 01:54 PM   #5553 (permalink)
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jonsgirl still eats her peas with a knife when she thinks noone is looking...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 01-31-2005, 01:55 PM   #5554 (permalink)
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uncle phil still drinks pee when he thinks noone is looking...
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Old 01-31-2005, 03:28 PM   #5555 (permalink)
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Charlatan dances to Ricky Martin's "Livin' La Vida Loca" and when he is done he masturbates dreaming that Ricky will fuck him in the ass.
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Old 01-31-2005, 04:21 PM   #5556 (permalink)
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woah!!!!!..........drakers has an obsession with dudes getting it in the backside.

*turns,faces drakers....and slowly shuffles backwards*
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Old 01-31-2005, 07:57 PM   #5557 (permalink)
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Flyman had no idea Phil was right behind him as he shuffled................until it was too late
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Old 01-31-2005, 08:19 PM   #5558 (permalink)
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Which was too bad for tecoyah, because he wanted some of that sweet sweet fly ass, too. But not sloppy seconds.
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Old 01-31-2005, 08:50 PM   #5559 (permalink)
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when Fremen gets lonely on friday nights, he spends the entering random words into google with charlatan
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Old 02-01-2005, 06:32 AM   #5560 (permalink)
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AquaFox is denial of being a KODT fan.
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