01-27-2005, 10:01 AM | #5521 (permalink) |
Semi-Atomic
Location: Home.
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Charlatan likes it when it snows. He digs snow tunnels all over the neighborhood and then pops up naked yelling 'Happy Groundhog's day!! See my little goundhog's shadow?"
Unfortunately for him, no one ever has.......
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01-27-2005, 04:37 PM | #5523 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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bundy forgot to pack his sleeper jammies...
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01-27-2005, 05:17 PM | #5525 (permalink) |
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
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Charlatan paid uncle phil to send bundy a big box of sleeper jammies so bundy could distribute them to his new students.
What bundy doesn't know is that Charlatan put a picture of his "extra-large" Canadian phallus in each jammie package at phil's urging.
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01-27-2005, 05:35 PM | #5526 (permalink) |
Getting it.
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Location: Lion City
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Fremen still hasn't read Dune...
(but has watched the movie... well actually only the parts of it with Sting in leather undies...)
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01-28-2005, 08:05 AM | #5528 (permalink) |
Getting it.
Super Moderator
Location: Lion City
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flyman lives out his secret life on TFP... in real life he is an accountant with a small real estate firm in downtown Chicago... He lives by himself in a small apartment with his cat, Winky and his collection of antique tie clips. He doesn't drink or do drugs because of his allergies...
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01-28-2005, 01:14 PM | #5529 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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damn, charlie...you hit the nail right on the "head" (get it...head?)
even if that is your dream occupation...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
01-28-2005, 04:07 PM | #5530 (permalink) |
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
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Due to his ambushing escapades, uncle p pissed off so many Girl Scouts on last year's cookie drive, they have sworn out a 'contract' on any balding, sleeper jammie-wearing, Corvette-driving, cookie-hoarding men in the North-Eastern U.S.
uncle phil is thinking about moving to Texas.
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01-28-2005, 05:02 PM | #5531 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: Chicago
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Fremen, angry over the treatment received by a balding, sleeper jammie-wearing, corvette-driving, cookie-hoarding man in the northeastern U.S., has put out a contract on anyone fitting that description.
He's on the lookout for anyone fitting that description in Texas, and his medal-strewn sash has been replaced by an ammo belt.
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01-29-2005, 04:36 PM | #5533 (permalink) |
Apocalypse Nerd
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Charlatan buys Pillsbury chocolate/chocolate chip Cookiedough, removes it from it's packaging, sticks it between his butcheeks and gets a rise out of going to a public place with it there. Once there you will see him dipping deep into his pants (as if scratching himself) pulling out a fingerful of the chunky brown stuff -and eating it.
Meanwhile japanese tourists snap photos and take videos of the incident. Charlatan is really quite popular on Japanese "reality" television. |
01-30-2005, 08:04 AM | #5536 (permalink) |
Semi-Atomic
Location: Home.
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mojodragon is not really a dragon. He is, instead, a small, timid lizard that can be found living off of discarded chocolate/ chocolate chip cookie dough at the the bottom of people's closets.
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01-30-2005, 03:29 PM | #5542 (permalink) |
Chilled to Perfection
Location: Dallas, TX
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Aquafox watches Walker, Texas Ranger, and likes it.
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01-30-2005, 03:36 PM | #5543 (permalink) |
Drifting
Administrator
Location: Windy City
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ICER has a big pickup just like Walker Texas Ranger, but he's too afraid to let it out of the driveway, in case a rock drops from the sky.
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01-31-2005, 06:48 AM | #5545 (permalink) |
Getting it.
Super Moderator
Location: Lion City
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AquaFox attends goes to clubs on the weekend where everyone dresses up like characters from Walker Texas Ranger... Sadly AquaFox doesn't even like Walker Texas Ranger he just needs friends.
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01-31-2005, 07:41 AM | #5547 (permalink) |
Getting it.
Super Moderator
Location: Lion City
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...now that's just being mean...
flyman actually *can* fly... but sadly he is afraid of heights so he chooses not to.
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01-31-2005, 09:35 AM | #5548 (permalink) |
Chilled to Perfection
Location: Dallas, TX
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Charlatan is really a cartoon character in disguise. And lives in constant fear of the Dip.
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01-31-2005, 01:54 PM | #5553 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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jonsgirl still eats her peas with a knife when she thinks noone is looking...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
01-31-2005, 07:57 PM | #5557 (permalink) |
Illusionary
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Flyman had no idea Phil was right behind him as he shuffled................until it was too late
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02-01-2005, 06:32 AM | #5560 (permalink) |
Chilled to Perfection
Location: Dallas, TX
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AquaFox is denial of being a KODT fan.
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