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uncle phil · 10-05-2004, 03:45 PM

feelgood watches the plants grow clad only in a raincoat...with two buttons...

Baldrick · 10-05-2004, 03:51 PM

uncle phil silently peers through those plants, hoping at least one of the buttons pop open...

Ofirethorn · 10-05-2004, 10:10 PM

Baldrick is hoping to ceatch that Button in his mouth and add it to his Uncle Phil memobilia collection

Fly · 10-06-2004, 04:47 AM

Ofirethorn has a problem with spelling..........this is cuz he didn't pay attention in school.

bit of a slacker eh....

Ofirethorn · 10-06-2004, 06:50 AM

Flyman, Can't find any bud this week, so he is trying to finda new High, Gay Midget Porno.

goodhabits · 10-06-2004, 06:55 AM

flyman is in luck because Ofirethorn happens to direct Gay Midget Porno

Paradise Lost · 10-06-2004, 01:18 PM

goodhabits was in Ofirethorn's last three Gay Midget Porno films

CityOfAngels · 10-06-2004, 01:27 PM

Paradise Lost is Ofirethorn's #1 customer.

uncle phil · 10-06-2004, 01:29 PM

CoA is the rest of Ofirethorn's customers...

Fly · 10-06-2004, 08:34 PM

phil likes to listen to Ozzy Osbourne on the weekends.

that's when he puts on the leather sleeper jammies.

and you all thought he was normal..........

Ofirethorn · 10-06-2004, 10:06 PM

Sexy cat is Hoping to get new rats for sexycats B'day

Fremen · 10-06-2004, 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ofirethorn

Sexy cat is Hoping to get new rats for sexycats B'day

Ofirethorn often gets confused when writing about flyman and starts calling him, Sexy Cat.
(I think fly's ass is in too many posts, eh uncle p. and pj?)

paddyjoe · 10-07-2004, 03:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fremen

(I think fly's ass is in too many posts, eh uncle p. and pj?)

(Yeah Fremen, he should just keep it under his hat

)

Fremen searches the internet far and wide looking for 'cute' butts.

invalidiuser · 10-07-2004, 04:04 AM

paddyjoe thinks Fremen is cute from the back

Ofirethorn · 10-07-2004, 06:17 AM

Invaliduser is happy Paddyjoe thinks freeman is cute from behind.

Jonsgirl · 10-07-2004, 11:44 AM

Ofirethorn is just wishing someone thought he was cute from behind

feelgood · 10-07-2004, 11:51 AM

Jonsgirl is really Alexsgirl

uncle phil · 10-07-2004, 12:54 PM

feelgood has no sense of touch...

Paradise Lost · 10-07-2004, 12:57 PM

there's nothing super about uncle phil's moderating abilities... (I got nothin)

uncle phil · 10-08-2004, 12:53 PM

c'mon, PL, it's in there somewhere...

feelgood · 10-08-2004, 02:14 PM

Uncle phil is really paradise lost's long lost baby with a overgrown adult head

Bobaphat · 10-08-2004, 03:11 PM

feelgood is a charter member of the Oprah book club.

Ofirethorn · 10-08-2004, 07:41 PM

Bobaphat is acctually Oprah's love slave.

screamincheetah · 10-08-2004, 10:10 PM

Ofirethorn isn't actually Irish at all. He just puts the O' in front of his clearly Hobbit orgin name as a way to throw the Orcs off his trail.... I'm on to you.

feelgood · 10-08-2004, 10:59 PM

screamincheetah came up with his nickname through well, hearing cheetah screaming while he pours warm honey all over them while being naked and dancing in front of them while the honey gets dried up and sticky...

Ofirethorn · 10-09-2004, 08:32 AM

Feelgood only feels good on 10 pills a day

Fremen · 10-09-2004, 08:43 AM

Ofirethorn keeps his first dog soaking in formaldehyde and takes him out on weekends to play a rowsing game of 'fetch' with his current dog.

amonkie · 10-09-2004, 08:53 AM

Fremen has plans of turning ARTelevision into Frankenstein and taking all his memory away

Ofirethorn · 10-09-2004, 10:44 AM

Amonkie is always dirtty that why Amonkie's location is in the rain

ShaniFaye · 10-09-2004, 12:13 PM

ofirethorn used to stalk me when he went to the shooting range....he'd stand in the funeral home parking lot with his camera and telephoto lens and watch me sunbathe naked on my deck

Ofirethorn · 10-09-2004, 12:20 PM

Shani knows the serial number of the cammera I used to use, she owns it.

ShaniFaye · 10-09-2004, 12:24 PM

ok ok he didnt stalk me...he was really my photographer when I ran my free porn site.....when I shut it down all the whiny teenagers got so mad about not having free porn that I had to give them ofirethorns phone number and he ended up having to leave the state

Ofirethorn · 10-09-2004, 12:52 PM

And I sent all the men to Shani , Kept all the girls as per our agreement

ShaniFaye · 10-09-2004, 01:11 PM

except the bi girls....we share those.....

Paradise Lost · 10-09-2004, 01:37 PM

ShaniFaye is actually a Masochist by day, and a Sadist by nite.

AntoineMartinez · 10-09-2004, 04:43 PM

Paradise Lost was Micheal Jackson's first target

CityOfAngels · 10-09-2004, 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AntoineMartinez

Paradise Lost was Micheal Jackson's first target

And AntoineMartinez knows this because he IS Mr. Wacko Jacko in disguise!

Ofirethorn · 10-10-2004, 08:52 AM

City of angels has an unatural lust for the dogs in his avatar

dobster · 10-10-2004, 04:00 PM

Ofirethorn has an earmuff fetish. Thinks this is very common and that the word 'muff' is just an abbreviation. Is permanently dissapointed that his google searches result in pictures of naked women - "...but their ears must be SO cold!". He can't wait for winter...etc...etc...

JumpinJesus · 10-10-2004, 04:27 PM

Dobster was the driver of the Dave Matthews Band tourbus that dumbed many gallons of sewage onto tourists on the Chicago River, and is now the driver of the Janet Jackson tour bus. We await more sewage malfunctions.

10-05-2004, 03:45 PM	#5081 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	feelgood watches the plants grow clad only in a raincoat...with two buttons... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-05-2004, 03:51 PM	#5082 (permalink)
Baldrick We are everywhere... Location: Barrie, Ontario	uncle phil silently peers through those plants, hoping at least one of the buttons pop open... __________________ You can be young only once, but you can be immature for the rest of your life...

10-06-2004, 04:47 AM	#5084 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Ofirethorn has a problem with spelling..........this is cuz he didn't pay attention in school. bit of a slacker eh.... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-06-2004, 01:18 PM	#5087 (permalink)
Paradise Lost "Afternoon everybody." "NORM!" Location: Poland, Ohio // Clarion University of PA.	goodhabits was in Ofirethorn's last three Gay Midget Porno films __________________ "Marino could do it."

10-06-2004, 01:29 PM	#5089 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	CoA is the rest of Ofirethorn's customers... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-05-2004, 10:10 PM	#5083 (permalink)
Ofirethorn Upright Location: South Carolina	Baldrick is hoping to ceatch that Button in his mouth and add it to his Uncle Phil memobilia collection

10-06-2004, 06:50 AM	#5085 (permalink)
Ofirethorn Upright Location: South Carolina	Flyman, Can't find any bud this week, so he is trying to finda new High, Gay Midget Porno.

10-06-2004, 06:55 AM	#5086 (permalink)
goodhabits Upright	flyman is in luck because Ofirethorn happens to direct Gay Midget Porno

10-06-2004, 08:34 PM	#5090 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	phil likes to listen to Ozzy Osbourne on the weekends. that's when he puts on the leather sleeper jammies. and you all thought he was normal.......... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-06-2004, 10:06 PM	#5091 (permalink)
Ofirethorn Upright Location: South Carolina	Sexy cat is Hoping to get new rats for sexycats B'day

10-07-2004, 04:04 AM	#5094 (permalink)
invalidiuser Upright	paddyjoe thinks Fremen is cute from the back

10-07-2004, 06:17 AM	#5095 (permalink)
Ofirethorn Upright Location: South Carolina	Invaliduser is happy Paddyjoe thinks freeman is cute from behind.

10-07-2004, 11:44 AM	#5096 (permalink)
Jonsgirl Semi-Atomic Location: Home.	Ofirethorn is just wishing someone thought he was cute from behind __________________ Someday, someone will best me. But it won't be today, and it won't be you.

10-07-2004, 11:51 AM	#5097 (permalink)
feelgood Free Mars! Location: I dunno, there's white people around me saying "eh" all the time	Jonsgirl is really Alexsgirl __________________ Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war

10-07-2004, 12:54 PM	#5098 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	feelgood has no sense of touch... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-07-2004, 12:57 PM	#5099 (permalink)
Paradise Lost "Afternoon everybody." "NORM!" Location: Poland, Ohio // Clarion University of PA.	there's nothing super about uncle phil's moderating abilities... (I got nothin) __________________ "Marino could do it."

10-08-2004, 12:53 PM	#5100 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	c'mon, PL, it's in there somewhere... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-08-2004, 02:14 PM	#5101 (permalink)
feelgood Free Mars! Location: I dunno, there's white people around me saying "eh" all the time	Uncle phil is really paradise lost's long lost baby with a overgrown adult head __________________ Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war Last edited by feelgood; 10-08-2004 at 02:15 PM.. Reason: grammer

10-08-2004, 03:11 PM	#5102 (permalink)
Bobaphat whoopity doo Location: Seattle	feelgood is a charter member of the Oprah book club. __________________ --size matters not-- yoda

10-08-2004, 07:41 PM	#5103 (permalink)
Ofirethorn Upright Location: South Carolina	Bobaphat is acctually Oprah's love slave.

10-08-2004, 10:10 PM	#5104 (permalink)
screamincheetah Insane Location: Kansas City	Ofirethorn isn't actually Irish at all. He just puts the O' in front of his clearly Hobbit orgin name as a way to throw the Orcs off his trail.... I'm on to you.

10-08-2004, 10:59 PM	#5105 (permalink)
feelgood Free Mars! Location: I dunno, there's white people around me saying "eh" all the time	screamincheetah came up with his nickname through well, hearing cheetah screaming while he pours warm honey all over them while being naked and dancing in front of them while the honey gets dried up and sticky... __________________ Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war

10-09-2004, 08:32 AM	#5106 (permalink)
Ofirethorn Upright Location: South Carolina	Feelgood only feels good on 10 pills a day

10-09-2004, 08:43 AM	#5107 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Ofirethorn keeps his first dog soaking in formaldehyde and takes him out on weekends to play a rowsing game of 'fetch' with his current dog. __________________ Google

10-09-2004, 08:53 AM	#5108 (permalink)
amonkie Drifting Administrator Location: Windy City	Fremen has plans of turning ARTelevision into Frankenstein and taking all his memory away __________________ Calling from deep in the heart, from where the eyes can't see and the ears can't hear, from where the mountain trails end and only love can go... ~~~ Three Rivers Hare Krishna

10-09-2004, 10:44 AM	#5109 (permalink)
Ofirethorn Upright Location: South Carolina	Amonkie is always dirtty that why Amonkie's location is in the rain

10-09-2004, 12:13 PM	#5110 (permalink)
ShaniFaye Submit to me, you know you want to Location: Lilburn, Ga	ofirethorn used to stalk me when he went to the shooting range....he'd stand in the funeral home parking lot with his camera and telephoto lens and watch me sunbathe naked on my deck __________________ *I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!*

10-09-2004, 12:20 PM	#5111 (permalink)
Ofirethorn Upright Location: South Carolina	Shani knows the serial number of the cammera I used to use, she owns it.

10-09-2004, 12:24 PM	#5112 (permalink)
ShaniFaye Submit to me, you know you want to Location: Lilburn, Ga	ok ok he didnt stalk me...he was really my photographer when I ran my free porn site.....when I shut it down all the whiny teenagers got so mad about not having free porn that I had to give them ofirethorns phone number and he ended up having to leave the state __________________ *I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!*

10-09-2004, 12:52 PM	#5113 (permalink)
Ofirethorn Upright Location: South Carolina	And I sent all the men to Shani , Kept all the girls as per our agreement

10-09-2004, 01:11 PM	#5114 (permalink)
ShaniFaye Submit to me, you know you want to Location: Lilburn, Ga	except the bi girls....we share those..... __________________ *I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!*

10-09-2004, 01:37 PM	#5115 (permalink)
Paradise Lost "Afternoon everybody." "NORM!" Location: Poland, Ohio // Clarion University of PA.	ShaniFaye is actually a Masochist by day, and a Sadist by nite. __________________ "Marino could do it."

10-09-2004, 04:43 PM	#5116 (permalink)
AntoineMartinez Upright	Paradise Lost was Micheal Jackson's first target

10-10-2004, 08:52 AM	#5118 (permalink)
Ofirethorn Upright Location: South Carolina	City of angels has an unatural lust for the dogs in his avatar

10-10-2004, 04:00 PM	#5119 (permalink)
dobster Insane Location: South London, UK	Ofirethorn has an earmuff fetish. Thinks this is very common and that the word 'muff' is just an abbreviation. Is permanently dissapointed that his google searches result in pictures of naked women - "...but their ears must be SO cold!". He can't wait for winter...etc...etc... Last edited by dobster; 10-16-2004 at 04:35 AM..