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Old 08-18-2004, 09:27 PM   #4881 (permalink)
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Old 08-19-2004, 12:01 PM   #4882 (permalink)
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Old 08-19-2004, 12:08 PM   #4883 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by uncle phil
fre wants a pair of free sleeper jammies...
Free is the best way...


unc. p. wants to truck his sleeper jammie line over to Hawaii.
He can't figure out why he can't...tsk-tsk...
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Old 08-19-2004, 10:40 PM   #4884 (permalink)
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Old 08-20-2004, 01:01 PM   #4885 (permalink)
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the mac man's insecurities have evolved into paranoid delusions...but he'll never tell anyone, will he?
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 08-20-2004, 01:03 PM   #4886 (permalink)
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Old 08-20-2004, 02:20 PM   #4887 (permalink)
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While tauntingly chanting "neener neener neerer!", Sue frequently dangles her "My Little Pony" named Sherbert in front of sleeper jammie clad Uncle Phil & she relishes the sad whimperings of Uncle Phil when he cannot reach the pony of his desire.

what a wicked & sad world....
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Old 08-20-2004, 03:48 PM   #4888 (permalink)
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bern likes to flirt with plumbers,carpet layers,tilers and electricians.

she figures the pricks will do a good job then.


*sorry bern.....hope the reno is comin' along*
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Old 08-20-2004, 06:12 PM   #4889 (permalink)
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flyman likes to take long walks on the beach at sunrise,play golf,....and even have a good 'ol time around the campfire with an acoustic guitar.

call him at 1-800-SLUTBAG.


he's easy.....and if you ask nice....he might even put on the pantyhose for ya'.
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Old 08-20-2004, 06:27 PM   #4890 (permalink)
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Old 08-20-2004, 06:55 PM   #4891 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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pj once took pictures of fly in his 'hose to put on the internet, but couldn't bear to share them with the World.
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:43 PM   #4892 (permalink)
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said the guy who copied and pasted them onto his desktop pic............



weirdo....
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:49 PM   #4893 (permalink)
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flyman wants to come over to my house and turn my aquarium into a giant gravity bong... hurry up dude!
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:58 PM   #4894 (permalink)
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shit!!!!


you really did get my deep,dark secret...........


bp takes certain "pills" that make him able too read peoples thoughts.


*careful what you think folks....bp could turn on you at any given moment*



*...........he is in the know...........*
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Old 08-21-2004, 02:05 PM   #4895 (permalink)
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when Fly took the kids to the latest Pokemon Movie, Pokemon 5: Pokemon Heroes, he was expecting to see a good, wholesome, gay stick-flick (after all, he mistook the name for Poke-Men 5: Poke-Men Heroes)...

but, when he saw it, in all its glory, he got so scared by Pikachu's 'Lightening Attack', that he wizzed in his pants...

he then grabbed the kids and made them move to the back of the theatre so he could weep... away from the rest of the crowd.
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Old 08-21-2004, 04:23 PM   #4896 (permalink)
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I want him back.
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Old 08-21-2004, 06:57 PM   #4897 (permalink)
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GH has been fibbing all these years. He's part soy!! *gasp*
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Old 08-21-2004, 07:08 PM   #4898 (permalink)
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Old 08-21-2004, 07:20 PM   #4899 (permalink)
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Fremen is a member of the famed secret society of Skin and Teeth. During initiation he was forced to spend 72 straight hours watching the Love Boat. Fremen has never been the same mentally since, and anyone caught singing the Love Boat theme is very painfully removed from Fremen's sight.

But the darkest, sickest, most hideous secret to all this..... Fremen still has a Fred Grandy (Gopher) fetish.
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Old 08-21-2004, 07:26 PM   #4900 (permalink)
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Oh sure Tecoyah, popped his in before me.... I see how it is. I need to be a faster typist.

Tecoyah has been known to go to bars and pick up women.... Nothing wrong or dark about that, right?

Wrong, he picks up these women not for sex but to clean the dust bunnies under his bed.... then he treats them to Denny's and gives them those little bible cartoon books.
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Old 08-21-2004, 07:31 PM   #4901 (permalink)
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Old 08-21-2004, 08:02 PM   #4902 (permalink)
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The secret Dawson doesn't want released on here is..... Dawson is a closet nudist...

That's right Dawson likes to hide in the closet nude.
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Old 08-23-2004, 12:29 PM   #4903 (permalink)
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pan is still in the closet...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
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Old 08-23-2004, 04:23 PM   #4904 (permalink)
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uncle phil would be in the closet as well, but it's stuffed so full of sleeper jammies he can't fit.
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Old 08-23-2004, 04:33 PM   #4905 (permalink)
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joe is actually a closet gnome....


he skulks in the shadows of other peoples closet......and when they enter to get their sleeper jammies (phil).....he grabs his willie and screams "BANZAIIIIIIIIII"............



....scares the hell outta the freaks that hang out in their closets.......




you're messed up joe!!!!!!
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Old 08-23-2004, 04:43 PM   #4906 (permalink)
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For all his other weird-ass problems, flyman actually does at times speak the truth.
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Old 08-23-2004, 07:52 PM   #4907 (permalink)
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It makes me feel all warm when that closet gnome grabs my willie...... shows someone will....

ooo sorry these aren't self confessions....

When Paddy grows up for some reason he dreams of being in a 3some with Patty and Selma, Marge Simpson's sisters. Everyone tells him they are just cartoons. To which Paddy just drools and says," Mmmmmmmm cartoon sex.... mmmmmm"
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Old 08-24-2004, 04:45 PM   #4908 (permalink)
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pan drools on his pillow...with no prompting...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 08-24-2004, 09:12 PM   #4909 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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uncle phil likes drooling men to dream of him in his Summer-weight sleeper jammies.
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Old 08-25-2004, 03:34 AM   #4910 (permalink)
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Fremen happiest moments were spent drooling on the pillow next to uncle phil. How romantic!




Oooo, doubleheader baby!
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Old 08-25-2004, 03:41 AM   #4911 (permalink)
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paddyjoe seems to be rather interested in double header....dildos i guess.........


too bad for that.......don't worry joe....we still love ya'....



(keep that fuckin double header away from me though)



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Old 08-25-2004, 04:30 AM   #4912 (permalink)
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flyman loves paddyjoe....but obviously wants the "real" thing....no fake dildo's for him!
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Old 08-25-2004, 08:51 AM   #4913 (permalink)
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Old 08-25-2004, 09:27 AM   #4914 (permalink)
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Old 08-25-2004, 10:43 AM   #4915 (permalink)
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So does Averett, only she orders hers by the gross...

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Old 08-25-2004, 04:44 PM   #4916 (permalink)
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(jeebus, that's a gross...)

uno loves that kind of stuff...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 08-25-2004, 05:15 PM   #4917 (permalink)
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uncle phil got caught singing love songs outside flyman's window last week.

Damn lucky he left the numchucks home.
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Old 08-26-2004, 04:24 PM   #4918 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 08-26-2004, 05:23 PM   #4919 (permalink)
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uncle phil is really a gangsta-rapper from Bedford-Stuyvesant called uncle p-funk.
Watch it, or he'll throw down on ya!
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Old 08-26-2004, 07:31 PM   #4920 (permalink)
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