Fremen

bundy has a lot of experience from whence he speaks.

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unoaman

But when bundy finally does change them, Fremen happily washes them out with Dove, and neatly hangs them to dry, over the shower rod...

Bentley Little

Unoaman really only knows women... unoawoman....

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ShaniFaye

Bentley is one broke guy....he keeps giving away his fortune 2 cents at a time

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I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!

uncle phil

ShaniFaye still keeps her cash in a cigar box...under the bed...inside a small trunk...with a rattlesnake inside the trunk...

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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

ShaniFaye

Uncle Phil has been in my bedroom, tied up under the bed but NOT in the trunk

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I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!

unoaman

Shanifaye doesn't realize that Uncle Phil told me how hard he tried to untie himself, but he didn't mention getting into a trunk, funny.......

uncle phil

couldn't, because uno was already in there..."charming" his snake...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Sue

Uncle Phil never told uno he was watching him

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unoaman

Sue doesn't know that Uno kinda wishes Uncle Phil had told him...sometimes thats hot...cides, U.P. might have learned something!

Fly

uno is just plain ol' bent and twisted.


like a pretzel.......yeah,that's it.

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uncle phil

fly only eats those little bent and twisted pretzels with wobbly pops...same as me...

(oops...whammied myself...)

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

unoaman

Just like you like em flyman?...a little salty like a pretzel, and bent just a little (ie:which way do you dress...tilted Nonsense)

Fly

yes you did......




uncle phil is really dr. phil.....but he needed an internet name so that people wouldn't know he was givin' advice on the sleeper jammies.

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Fremen

fly, fly, he's our man, nobody tokes a quirly like our buzzed buddy can...

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paddyjoe

Fremen petitioned the U. S. Olympic Committee to send him to Athens as the official salami sandwich maker.

unoaman

But they refused, fearing he would grind it up, and make his meat loaf.




Left that door wide open for somebody!

uncle phil

/me sneaks through, then closes it before uno can escape his favorite asylum...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

bernadette

uncle phil likes locking up the loonies & throwing away the key.

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unoaman

Uncle Phil should hang on to that key...it may also unlock the trunk full of money that Shanifaye keeps under her bed...

ShaniFaye

unoaman really means Uncle Phil should hang on to the key for dear life because the snake in that trunk is hiding compromising pictures of him and unoaman

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Giant Hamburger

ShaniFaye can swallow things larger than her head.

bernadette

strange but true. Giant Hamburger is a vegetarian.
if you look closely, you'll notice a distinct orangishness about his meatiness.
yeah. too far many carrots' lives have been lost due GH's never ending quest for carotene.

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Fly

bern eats meat.........she once had a rabbitt,that one day wasn't with us anymore..........hello....stew anyone?



(damn bern,.....sorry but it's all i had right now?)

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Fremen

fly likes to grill his meat.
His wife is tired of the grill-marks.

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unoaman

You say flyman likes to grill HIS meat? Whats he like to do with yours? Oh, and his wife is also tired of trying to wash out the skid marks...

Fly

uno.........see.........works at the local stop'n'wash........you know...the laundry mat.


my li'l woman takes my ginch there on thursdays at noon.

guess who has to wash them?

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unoaman

hahaha...gotta admit FM...you're hard to beat, but something tells me that I'm just the boy to try it...

I didn't realize you knew I worked at the local "stop'n'wash. And as part of my job, I have to wash whatever comes in , regardless of how disgusting. But do you know how long it takes to do a load, even of YOUR stuff? And have you ever figured out how long your "woman" is at the laundry? Put a pencil to it, and then see who's grinning!

Fly

good one..........



uno used to be the lead singer for supertramp......


his fav song to sing was "Dreamer"




and pencils are for people who aren't sure...........i use a pen!!!!

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unoaman

Thanks Fly, comming from you , thats a hell of a compliment.

Gonna drop the wife / girlfriend / woman part now, knowing us It could get out of hand, and this is too much fun to ruin.

Didn't know you were a Supertramp fan, glad you like our music. In case you're ever lookin for a job, my head carpenter Martin Hodgson joined the Foreigh Legion, and we will be hiring a new one. Only thing is that when you are marking boards to cut, we insist that you use a pencil, not a pen...

uncle phil

uno hums all the tunes he finds in the "flyman" thread...usually when he can't find any cartoons to read in the john...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

unoaman

Nobody loves a "hummer" more than Uno, and on the rare occassion that he can't find any cartoons, he intently gazes at the 8 X10 glossy of Uncle Phil on the opposite wall...only for inspiration for the job at hand you understand.

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good one U.P.

Fly

........you meant to say......"for the job at hands" right.....?

cuz i'm damn sure it was you that told me.....if you sit on your left hand for a while,....it will go numb.

then.......when you whack your johnson...it's like someone else doin' it for ya.



(oh yeah.........whilst lookin' at 8X10 glossies of phil.......)




..........*that'd be a double i'd say*..........

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unoaman

It's a double for sure...keep that up, and you might get to third base someday...

Flyman...it doesn't go entirely numb, but close enough that with a little imagination it makes it feel so good... just like when you are doing it for me.

By the way, that isn't an 8 X 10 glossy...it's a one way mirror, cause U.P. likes to watch you in action too...

*****sports fans, there are two doubles in a row!*****

uncle phil

uno really wants to get into my brain...to see where i come up with the marketing genius for sleeper jammies...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

paddyjoe

uncle phil still dresses his G.I.Joe collection in sleeper jammies.

unoaman

Paddyjoe doesn't really care about the sleeper jammies, he's just jealous of Uncle Phil's extensive collection...

uncle phil

uno thinks i make them for G. I. Joe dolls...(hehe, boy is he wrong...)

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

unoaman

Wow, unless I totally missed Uncle Phil's point...he has some really little people wearing his crotchless Jammies...(note to self, probably not worth reporting, but keep an eye on little Sarah when Uncle Phil is around)

Sue

Uno plays Uno...

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