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uncle phil is in reality a norwegian midget named Schroeder. He had surgery as an infant to extend his hight , but, alas his parents ran out of money after just one leg. He has been labeled a womanizer in guatemala because of an incident involving a Nun named Gartemella, and only flavors his food with Lowrys seasoning Salt.
phils Sisters best friend once ate a hard boiled egg....with a spoon, on a boat in some guy named Pedro's back yard.
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Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha
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