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Fly · 10-23-2003, 05:23 AM

paddyjoe has been trying to buy the blue acid from Fremen using code words like ....fluffy....and moths.

eple · 10-23-2003, 07:06 AM

flyman eat his snot

petergriffin24 · 10-23-2003, 09:34 AM

eple soiled his underwear in fourth grade and blamed it on the fat kid next to him

numist · 10-23-2003, 12:01 PM

petergriffin had to clean said underwear...

uncle phil · 10-23-2003, 12:37 PM

numist wouldn't even need underwear if he had a pair of sleeper jammies...

skaterpunk · 10-23-2003, 05:25 PM

uncle phil likes to tape old episodes of roseanne and play them back in slo mo during the "action scenes" a'la the baywatch running effect.

thnx fremen.... not for the secret but for the spidey comment

Fremen · 10-23-2003, 07:10 PM

skaterpunk fantasized about Rosanne Barr during the posting of his above post.
He now has to change his soiled shorts.

(btw, skater, that's a kickass Spidey gif.)

numist · 10-23-2003, 07:39 PM

Fremen's not really a Fremen. Hes Harkonnen Sardukar

[edit: helps if I can spell Harkonnen without typos :P ]

Astrocloud · 10-23-2003, 08:54 PM

Numist has been known to consult Frank Herbert via the Ouiji board. He has on occasion found positive comparisons between the current Gulf War and the book "Children of Dune".

Chingal0 · 10-23-2003, 10:36 PM

Astrocloud has a oiuja board hidden in his rectum.

numist · 10-23-2003, 10:45 PM

Astrocloud... howd you know about Herbert and me?!

gimme my oiuja board back... Chingal told me she found it in your... posession... since when was Chingal a proctologist?

I wonder what else Chingal found up there that isnt being said...

bundy · 10-24-2003, 12:11 AM

numist is a well mannered, pleasant individual who enjoys lightening strangers loads and brightening friends days.

but somehow, he also likes torturing amphibians...

skaterpunk · 10-24-2003, 12:13 AM

bundy is in the european witness protection agency.... his real name is osama...

numist · 10-24-2003, 12:19 AM

skaterpunk actually wears the spidey costume, as seen in his avatar and fights crime in Tampa, but has problems keeping his web from shooting when he sees a pretty girl...

bundy · 10-24-2003, 12:24 AM

yes skater, my (new) real name is Al Osama Bundy.

how ever did you find me...

like i was saying earlier, numist is a fine, upstanding citizen who has a dark, nasty, evil secret.
along with the amphibian torture room that hes got in his basement, he has just progressed into the poodl kidnap and ransom business.

who would ever suspect Numist as a poodle-napper.

paddyjoe · 10-24-2003, 03:42 AM

bundy was once kidnapped and held for ransom, but alas, no one claimed him. His kidnappers finally tired of his incessant whining and turned him loose. One of his captors was quoted as saying "the damn sleeper jammies should have clued us in on this freak to begin with."

petergriffin24 · 10-24-2003, 04:21 AM

paddyjoe used to be named paddyshirley before the inner callings of man changed her life once and forever.

Fly · 10-24-2003, 05:00 AM

peter here......likes when his dates have BOTH sets of genitalia

Pheatius · 10-24-2003, 09:53 AM

Flyman has seventeen sets of genitalia in Star Wars collectable jelly jars in a nice shadow box in his bathroom. It is directly across from the toilet.

uncle phil · 10-24-2003, 12:09 PM

pheatius farts in elevators...

eple · 10-24-2003, 01:11 PM

uncle phil mastrubates to pictures from petting zoo's

Chingal0 · 10-25-2003, 01:19 AM

eple eats cans of pepsi, 2 at a time, poached at low heat for 45 minutes and then glazed in a light coating of toasted and ground waffle chunks.

Fly · 10-25-2003, 07:35 AM

Ching thinks he's Emerill..................BAM

splck · 10-25-2003, 07:55 AM

Flyman can stink up a room at thirtypaces. He then wallows in his stench.

Fremen · 10-25-2003, 11:55 AM

splck is so polite he helps a mugger put away his pickings in his pockets.

oberon · 10-25-2003, 08:48 PM

Fremen likes anal sex with horses.

sTghezzo · 10-26-2003, 12:15 AM

oberon is actually the real sasquatch

numist · 10-26-2003, 12:18 AM

sTghezzo lives outside his parents house in a teepee and attempts raindances daily (they dont really work, either, someone should tell him...)

paddyjoe · 10-26-2003, 05:28 AM

When asked back in sixth grade what he wanted to be when he grew up, numist wrote that it was his ambition to be a Twinkie filler.

Almost there, one more training session!

Fly · 10-26-2003, 06:19 AM

said the teacher of twinkie fillers.

is that a hands on class of yours PJ?

numist · 10-26-2003, 03:01 PM

flyman wont admit it, but his deformed hands are the result of him slacking off and hitching rides on the roofs, grills, and windshields of cars. He is very lucky to be alive...

sTghezzo · 10-26-2003, 04:17 PM

numist used to be a frog but became a princess

numist · 10-26-2003, 04:42 PM

which wasnt much of an improvement for me, let me tell you....

sTghezzo - come kiss me you confused transvestite you...

sailor · 10-26-2003, 08:31 PM

numist likes to kiss guys

sTghezzo · 10-26-2003, 10:51 PM

sailor420 used to be my lovetoy, but he recently told me in an emotional mono-e-mono that he has developed a intense sexual feeling for wild animals, he now lives in a jungle somewhere in tasmania

uncle phil · 10-27-2003, 12:54 PM

St. Ghezzo is searching his globe for tasmania because he misses sailor so much and wants to join him...

eple · 10-27-2003, 12:57 PM

uncle phil is staying home with a bad heartace because St.Ghezzo and Sailor went away.

paddyjoe · 10-27-2003, 12:58 PM

uncle phil just landed the Tasmanian sleeper jammie contract.

-oops edit-

eple invited uncle phil over real, real late last night to cry on his shoulder.......hmmm, hopefully that's all he did!

Fly · 10-27-2003, 06:16 PM

paddyjoe likes to make counterfeit money..............

*you know what i mean...........eh?*

splck · 10-27-2003, 06:28 PM

Flyman now tries to pass himself as the the Queen.

10-23-2003, 05:23 AM	#3041 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	paddyjoe has been trying to buy the blue acid from Fremen using code words like ....fluffy....and moths. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-23-2003, 12:37 PM	#3045 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	numist wouldn't even need underwear if he had a pair of sleeper jammies... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-23-2003, 05:25 PM	#3046 (permalink)
skaterpunk The Ultimate Badass Location: Tampa	uncle phil likes to tape old episodes of roseanne and play them back in slo mo during the "action scenes" a'la the baywatch running effect. thnx fremen.... not for the secret but for the spidey comment __________________ "The laws that keep us safe, these same laws condemn us to boredom. Without access to true chaos, we'll never have true peace. Unless everything can get worse, it won't get any better. This is all the stuff the Mommy used to tell him. She used to say, "The only frontier you have left is the world of intangibles. Everything else is sewn up too tight." Caged inside too many laws. By intangibles, she meant the Internet, movies, music, stories, art, rumors, computer programs, anything that isn't real. Virtual realities. Make-believe stuff. The culture. The unreal is more powerful than the real. Because nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it. Because it's only the intangible ideas, concepts, beliefs, fantasies that last. Stone crumbles. Wood rots. People, well, they die." Last edited by skaterpunk; 10-24-2003 at 12:12 AM..

10-23-2003, 07:10 PM	#3047 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	skaterpunk fantasized about Rosanne Barr during the posting of his above post. He now has to change his soiled shorts. (btw, skater, that's a kickass Spidey gif.) __________________ Google

10-23-2003, 10:36 PM	#3050 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	Astrocloud has a oiuja board hidden in his rectum. __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

10-23-2003, 07:06 AM	#3042 (permalink)
eple Banned Location: norway	flyman eat his snot

10-23-2003, 09:34 AM	#3043 (permalink)
petergriffin24 Insane	eple soiled his underwear in fourth grade and blamed it on the fat kid next to him

10-23-2003, 12:01 PM	#3044 (permalink)
numist Banned Location: UCSD, 510.49 miles from my love	petergriffin had to clean said underwear...

10-23-2003, 07:39 PM	#3048 (permalink)
numist Banned Location: UCSD, 510.49 miles from my love	Fremen's not really a Fremen. Hes Harkonnen Sardukar [edit: helps if I can spell Harkonnen without typos :P ]

10-23-2003, 08:54 PM	#3049 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Numist has been known to consult Frank Herbert via the Ouiji board. He has on occasion found positive comparisons between the current Gulf War and the book "Children of Dune".

10-23-2003, 10:45 PM	#3051 (permalink)
numist Banned Location: UCSD, 510.49 miles from my love	Astrocloud... howd you know about Herbert and me?! gimme my oiuja board back... Chingal told me she found it in your... posession... since when was Chingal a proctologist? I wonder what else Chingal found up there that isnt being said...

10-24-2003, 12:11 AM	#3052 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	numist is a well mannered, pleasant individual who enjoys lightening strangers loads and brightening friends days. but somehow, he also likes torturing amphibians... __________________ Ohayo!!!

10-24-2003, 12:13 AM	#3053 (permalink)
skaterpunk The Ultimate Badass Location: Tampa	bundy is in the european witness protection agency.... his real name is osama... __________________ "The laws that keep us safe, these same laws condemn us to boredom. Without access to true chaos, we'll never have true peace. Unless everything can get worse, it won't get any better. This is all the stuff the Mommy used to tell him. She used to say, "The only frontier you have left is the world of intangibles. Everything else is sewn up too tight." Caged inside too many laws. By intangibles, she meant the Internet, movies, music, stories, art, rumors, computer programs, anything that isn't real. Virtual realities. Make-believe stuff. The culture. The unreal is more powerful than the real. Because nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it. Because it's only the intangible ideas, concepts, beliefs, fantasies that last. Stone crumbles. Wood rots. People, well, they die."

10-24-2003, 12:19 AM	#3054 (permalink)
numist Banned Location: UCSD, 510.49 miles from my love	skaterpunk actually wears the spidey costume, as seen in his avatar and fights crime in Tampa, but has problems keeping his web from shooting when he sees a pretty girl...

10-24-2003, 12:24 AM	#3055 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	yes skater, my (new) real name is Al Osama Bundy. how ever did you find me... like i was saying earlier, numist is a fine, upstanding citizen who has a dark, nasty, evil secret. along with the amphibian torture room that hes got in his basement, he has just progressed into the poodl kidnap and ransom business. who would ever suspect Numist as a poodle-napper. __________________ Ohayo!!!

10-24-2003, 03:42 AM	#3056 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	bundy was once kidnapped and held for ransom, but alas, no one claimed him. His kidnappers finally tired of his incessant whining and turned him loose. One of his captors was quoted as saying "the damn sleeper jammies should have clued us in on this freak to begin with."

10-24-2003, 04:21 AM	#3057 (permalink)
petergriffin24 Insane	paddyjoe used to be named paddyshirley before the inner callings of man changed her life once and forever.

10-24-2003, 05:00 AM	#3058 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	peter here......likes when his dates have BOTH sets of genitalia __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-24-2003, 09:53 AM	#3059 (permalink)
Pheatius Insane Location: The South	Flyman has seventeen sets of genitalia in Star Wars collectable jelly jars in a nice shadow box in his bathroom. It is directly across from the toilet.

10-24-2003, 12:09 PM	#3060 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	pheatius farts in elevators... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-24-2003, 01:11 PM	#3061 (permalink)
eple Banned Location: norway	uncle phil mastrubates to pictures from petting zoo's

10-25-2003, 01:19 AM	#3062 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	eple eats cans of pepsi, 2 at a time, poached at low heat for 45 minutes and then glazed in a light coating of toasted and ground waffle chunks. __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

10-25-2003, 07:35 AM	#3063 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Ching thinks he's Emerill..................BAM __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-25-2003, 07:55 AM	#3064 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	Flyman can stink up a room at thirtypaces. He then wallows in his stench. __________________ nice line eh?

10-25-2003, 11:55 AM	#3065 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	splck is so polite he helps a mugger put away his pickings in his pockets. __________________ Google

10-25-2003, 08:48 PM	#3066 (permalink)
oberon Quadrature Amplitude Modulator Location: Denver	Fremen likes anal sex with horses. __________________ "There are finer fish in the sea than have ever been caught." -- Irish proverb

10-26-2003, 12:15 AM	#3067 (permalink)
sTghezzo Loser Location: hi	oberon is actually the real sasquatch

10-26-2003, 12:18 AM	#3068 (permalink)
numist Banned Location: UCSD, 510.49 miles from my love	sTghezzo lives outside his parents house in a teepee and attempts raindances daily (they dont really work, either, someone should tell him...)

10-26-2003, 05:28 AM	#3069 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	When asked back in sixth grade what he wanted to be when he grew up, numist wrote that it was his ambition to be a Twinkie filler. Almost there, one more training session!

10-26-2003, 06:19 AM	#3070 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	said the teacher of twinkie fillers. is that a hands on class of yours PJ? __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-26-2003, 03:01 PM	#3071 (permalink)
numist Banned Location: UCSD, 510.49 miles from my love	flyman wont admit it, but his deformed hands are the result of him slacking off and hitching rides on the roofs, grills, and windshields of cars. He is very lucky to be alive...

10-26-2003, 04:17 PM	#3072 (permalink)
sTghezzo Loser Location: hi	numist used to be a frog but became a princess

10-26-2003, 04:42 PM	#3073 (permalink)
numist Banned Location: UCSD, 510.49 miles from my love	which wasnt much of an improvement for me, let me tell you.... sTghezzo - come kiss me you confused transvestite you...

10-26-2003, 08:31 PM	#3074 (permalink)
sailor beauty in the breakdown Location: Chapel Hill, NC	numist likes to kiss guys __________________ "Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws." --Plato

10-26-2003, 10:51 PM	#3075 (permalink)
sTghezzo Loser Location: hi	sailor420 used to be my lovetoy, but he recently told me in an emotional mono-e-mono that he has developed a intense sexual feeling for wild animals, he now lives in a jungle somewhere in tasmania