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Conclamo Ludus · 10-14-2003, 05:48 AM

Bundy can't remember the last time he didn't wake up on the kitchen floor with a bottle of Nyquil in one hand and his underwear in the other, while flyman was cooking him breakfast in his sleeper jammies.

uncle phil · 10-14-2003, 12:43 PM

CL continues to spread the word...(keeping the "sleeper jammie" thing alive, of course...)

bundy · 10-14-2003, 06:06 PM

when Phil originally used the term ´sleeper jammies´, he didn´t mean pyjamas.

its his little code for herpes.

sadly, the joke was on all of us, since we´ve all been selling his particular brand of sleeping herpes for ages now.

stop this evil trade ladies and gentlemen.

it cannot go on.

Fremen · 10-14-2003, 07:13 PM

Alas, poor bundy was the first to accept the sleeper herper.
He now holds his crotch together with duct tape.
(that's some useful shit!)

wry1 · 10-15-2003, 02:15 AM

Fremen secretly has cornered the market on duct tape, and plans on jacking the price up to unheard-of heights before this nastly little herpes outbreak of Uncle Phil's.....

paddyjoe · 10-15-2003, 03:37 AM

I heard the wry1 just took out a bank loan, and named a warehouse full of duct tape as his ONLY collateral.

sorry pal, you're busted!

Conclamo Ludus · 10-15-2003, 06:41 AM

Its no coincidence that paddyjoe makes the adhesive used in duct tape. You don't want to know how he makes it sticky...

Midlandmadman · 10-15-2003, 10:15 AM

Conclamo Ludus has posted 112 times to this thread...... every time he did he prayed that the next person wouldn't reveal this secret. Well, his luck has run out.

Conclamo Ludus is half man/ half dog..... he sweats through his nose, can only fornicate doggy style and only likes it "ruff".

Conclamo Ludus · 10-15-2003, 10:19 AM

"woof woof woofy woof Midlandmadman got woofy woofed by paddyjoe. Woof!"

uncle phil · 10-15-2003, 12:06 PM

CL realizes that he is half man, half dog, but can't figure out which end is which...

Astrocloud · 10-15-2003, 12:12 PM

Uncle Phil is sniffing and tasting each end of Conclamo Ludus to try and figure out which end is which.

Pheatius · 10-15-2003, 01:50 PM

Astrocloud loves the Red Sox. I don't mean the sports team, I mean he really really loves red sox...(wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more say no more)...

Conclamo Ludus · 10-15-2003, 02:01 PM

Pheatius can't tell time unless he has a digital watch.

bundy · 10-15-2003, 04:59 PM

Con sold Phaetius a dodgy fake Rolex that has had its hands glued to one spot.
he´s only accusing Phaetius of not being able to read the time to cover up for his own dishonesty.

and Ludu$ has herpes as well.

Fly · 10-15-2003, 05:32 PM

bundy likes the silver ones that vibrate.........

(they get ride of the herpes)

bonbonbox · 10-15-2003, 10:10 PM

Flyman hides Snickers around the house....just in case.

paddyjoe · 10-16-2003, 03:46 AM

bonbonbox enjoys putting baby ruth bars in the toilet, just so he can pluck them out and eat them in front of his in-laws.

Conclamo Ludus · 10-16-2003, 05:08 AM

paddyjoe is formerly of the band eurythmics. He played the maracas.

bundy · 10-16-2003, 06:18 AM

Con Clamo is formerly of the band Ace of Base. He played the electronic keyboard.

wry1 · 10-16-2003, 06:23 AM

Bundy.....shoe salesman....

'Nuff said.

Conclamo Ludus · 10-16-2003, 08:06 AM

wry1 got his start in the hairstyling business by braiding Milli's hair. Vanilli wouldn't let him touch his hair unless he wore gloves though.

bonbonbox · 10-16-2003, 08:57 AM

Conclamo Ludus won a blue ribbon at the company picnic for chewing 150 peices of double bubble at the same time.

krazixs · 10-16-2003, 09:09 AM

bonbonbox, was once known as the "untouchable" in the 5th grade, for outstanding dodgeball skills. He now is known as the "Touchable" for his incredibly smooth skin

Midlandmadman · 10-16-2003, 10:05 AM

krazixs lists his location as courtin in the kitchen..... well, thats cause he sticks his dick in the mayonayse jar.........

Conclamo Ludus · 10-16-2003, 02:44 PM

Midlandmadman thinks tires have wings.

wry1 · 10-16-2003, 02:49 PM

Conclamo Ludus ragged on my hair-weaving abilities....Vanilli did that, and now he's dead.

.....Conclamo did it! Conclamo did it!

Chingal0 · 10-16-2003, 08:24 PM

wry1 weaved me a 'do so tight i coulda swore i saw him at a paul mitchell road show. not that i was there or anything.

Fly · 10-16-2003, 08:27 PM

Ching hangs out with Paul Mitchell at sausage parties.

"Is there a party in here?"

Chingal0 · 10-16-2003, 09:54 PM

flyman wishes he were invited, i see him begging to be let in at the door. Not that i was there or anything....

bundy · 10-16-2003, 09:59 PM

ChingChing runs a Sausage Party Company. he affectionately calls it the Sausage Party Death Squad.

his clientel are usually just sad college geeks with more dollars than sense.

he just arrives on the morning of the party, decorates the party room with a few sad, soggy streamers, and a handfull of balloons.

he then arranges for his posse of sausage party security gentlemen (usually fremen, phaetius, pj and phil) to come round to the party to make sure no women wander into the party by mistake.

oh yeah, and for a special extra fee, ChingChing can arrange for the punch to get spiked with petrol; just to give the party a bit of an added kick.

Chingal0 · 10-16-2003, 10:07 PM

Bundy never complains when i throw my sausage fiestas.

i just called.... to say.... I LOVE YOU!!! .. and i mean that from the bottom of my hearrrttt!...

Uh, sorry.

Conclamo Ludus · 10-17-2003, 07:07 AM

Chingal0 never understood the song "Can't Buy Me Love". Its always worked for him.

Midlandmadman · 10-17-2003, 10:11 AM

where as Conclamo Ludus never understod the song "It takes two"..... I shouldn't have to explain it any further.

wry1 · 10-17-2003, 12:05 PM

Midlandmadman thought he got the concept of the song It Takes Two.....

....but sheep don't count.

water_boy1999 · 10-17-2003, 12:22 PM

Feeling quite sheepish himself, wry1 uses the anonyminity of the internet to divulge his cross breed fantasies of beastiality and necrophelia. Mild mannered Michigan Businessman by day, lover of dead animals by night.....

Conclamo Ludus · 10-17-2003, 12:57 PM

water_boy1999 is really Adam Sandler. Hi Adam! Sorry I blew your cover.

Happyland · 10-17-2003, 02:35 PM

Conclamo doesn't really know how to play that guitar

bundy · 10-17-2003, 07:08 PM

Happyland has just put $US3000 on Romania to beat Australia this arvo in the Rugby.

Fremen · 10-17-2003, 09:05 PM

bundy was all set to watch the big game with his friends when his mom told them to get out of her basement and get some Goddamn sunshine!

bundy · 10-18-2003, 07:26 AM

hey Happyland, that 90-8 scoreline sure makes for an impressive loss of $3000.

Fremen isn´t allowed to go into the sun.
being the love-child of the Wicked Witch of the West, and Frankenfurter, Fremen will melt if natural light touches his skin.
but it won´t be an impressive melting... it´ll be a nasty, smelly melting that´ll stink to high heaven.

10-14-2003, 05:48 AM	#2961 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	Bundy can't remember the last time he didn't wake up on the kitchen floor with a bottle of Nyquil in one hand and his underwear in the other, while flyman was cooking him breakfast in his sleeper jammies. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

10-14-2003, 12:43 PM	#2962 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	CL continues to spread the word...(keeping the "sleeper jammie" thing alive, of course...) __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-14-2003, 06:06 PM	#2963 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	when Phil originally used the term ´sleeper jammies´, he didn´t mean pyjamas. its his little code for herpes. sadly, the joke was on all of us, since we´ve all been selling his particular brand of sleeping herpes for ages now. stop this evil trade ladies and gentlemen. it cannot go on. __________________ Ohayo!!!

10-14-2003, 07:13 PM	#2964 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Alas, poor bundy was the first to accept the sleeper herper. He now holds his crotch together with duct tape. (that's some useful shit!) __________________ Google

10-15-2003, 06:41 AM	#2967 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	Its no coincidence that paddyjoe makes the adhesive used in duct tape. You don't want to know how he makes it sticky... __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

10-15-2003, 02:15 AM	#2965 (permalink)
wry1 Loser Location: Far too far from my Angel....	Fremen secretly has cornered the market on duct tape, and plans on jacking the price up to unheard-of heights before this nastly little herpes outbreak of Uncle Phil's.....

10-15-2003, 03:37 AM	#2966 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	I heard the wry1 just took out a bank loan, and named a warehouse full of duct tape as his ONLY collateral. sorry pal, you're busted!

10-15-2003, 10:15 AM	#2968 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	Conclamo Ludus has posted 112 times to this thread...... every time he did he prayed that the next person wouldn't reveal this secret. Well, his luck has run out. Conclamo Ludus is half man/ half dog..... he sweats through his nose, can only fornicate doggy style and only likes it "ruff". __________________ Its good to be back.

10-15-2003, 10:19 AM	#2969 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	"woof woof woofy woof Midlandmadman got woofy woofed by paddyjoe. Woof!" __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

10-15-2003, 12:06 PM	#2970 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	CL realizes that he is half man, half dog, but can't figure out which end is which... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-15-2003, 12:12 PM	#2971 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Uncle Phil is sniffing and tasting each end of Conclamo Ludus to try and figure out which end is which.

10-15-2003, 01:50 PM	#2972 (permalink)
Pheatius Insane Location: The South	Astrocloud loves the Red Sox. I don't mean the sports team, I mean he really really loves red sox...(wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more say no more)...

10-15-2003, 02:01 PM	#2973 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	Pheatius can't tell time unless he has a digital watch. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

10-15-2003, 04:59 PM	#2974 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Con sold Phaetius a dodgy fake Rolex that has had its hands glued to one spot. he´s only accusing Phaetius of not being able to read the time to cover up for his own dishonesty. and Ludu$ has herpes as well. __________________ Ohayo!!!

10-15-2003, 05:32 PM	#2975 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	bundy likes the silver ones that vibrate......... (they get ride of the herpes) __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-15-2003, 10:10 PM	#2976 (permalink)
bonbonbox Banned	Flyman hides Snickers around the house....just in case.

10-16-2003, 03:46 AM	#2977 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	bonbonbox enjoys putting baby ruth bars in the toilet, just so he can pluck them out and eat them in front of his in-laws.

10-16-2003, 05:08 AM	#2978 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	paddyjoe is formerly of the band eurythmics. He played the maracas. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

10-16-2003, 06:18 AM	#2979 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Con Clamo is formerly of the band Ace of Base. He played the electronic keyboard. __________________ Ohayo!!!

10-16-2003, 06:23 AM	#2980 (permalink)
wry1 Loser Location: Far too far from my Angel....	Bundy.....shoe salesman.... 'Nuff said. Last edited by wry1; 10-16-2003 at 06:25 AM..

10-16-2003, 08:06 AM	#2981 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	wry1 got his start in the hairstyling business by braiding Milli's hair. Vanilli wouldn't let him touch his hair unless he wore gloves though. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

10-16-2003, 08:57 AM	#2982 (permalink)
bonbonbox Banned	Conclamo Ludus won a blue ribbon at the company picnic for chewing 150 peices of double bubble at the same time.

10-16-2003, 09:09 AM	#2983 (permalink)
krazixs Psycho Location: courtin in the kitchen	bonbonbox, was once known as the "untouchable" in the 5th grade, for outstanding dodgeball skills. He now is known as the "Touchable" for his incredibly smooth skin __________________ The Kender in your party has just screamed in fear. Please roll a d20 to see how many of your body parts are still identifiable.

10-16-2003, 10:05 AM	#2984 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	krazixs lists his location as courtin in the kitchen..... well, thats cause he sticks his dick in the mayonayse jar......... __________________ Its good to be back.

10-16-2003, 02:44 PM	#2985 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	Midlandmadman thinks tires have wings. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

10-16-2003, 02:49 PM	#2986 (permalink)
wry1 Loser Location: Far too far from my Angel....	Conclamo Ludus ragged on my hair-weaving abilities....Vanilli did that, and now he's dead. .....Conclamo did it! Conclamo did it!

10-16-2003, 08:24 PM	#2987 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	wry1 weaved me a 'do so tight i coulda swore i saw him at a paul mitchell road show. not that i was there or anything. __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

10-16-2003, 08:27 PM	#2988 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Ching hangs out with Paul Mitchell at sausage parties. "Is there a party in here?" __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-16-2003, 09:54 PM	#2989 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	flyman wishes he were invited, i see him begging to be let in at the door. Not that i was there or anything.... __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

10-16-2003, 09:59 PM	#2990 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	ChingChing runs a Sausage Party Company. he affectionately calls it the Sausage Party Death Squad. his clientel are usually just sad college geeks with more dollars than sense. he just arrives on the morning of the party, decorates the party room with a few sad, soggy streamers, and a handfull of balloons. he then arranges for his posse of sausage party security gentlemen (usually fremen, phaetius, pj and phil) to come round to the party to make sure no women wander into the party by mistake. oh yeah, and for a special extra fee, ChingChing can arrange for the punch to get spiked with petrol; just to give the party a bit of an added kick. __________________ Ohayo!!! Last edited by bundy; 10-16-2003 at 10:01 PM..

10-16-2003, 10:07 PM	#2991 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	Bundy never complains when i throw my sausage fiestas. i just called.... to say.... I LOVE YOU!!! .. and i mean that from the bottom of my hearrrttt!... Uh, sorry. __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

10-17-2003, 07:07 AM	#2992 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	Chingal0 never understood the song "Can't Buy Me Love". Its always worked for him. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

10-17-2003, 10:11 AM	#2993 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	where as Conclamo Ludus never understod the song "It takes two"..... I shouldn't have to explain it any further. __________________ Its good to be back.

10-17-2003, 12:05 PM	#2994 (permalink)
wry1 Loser Location: Far too far from my Angel....	Midlandmadman thought he got the concept of the song It Takes Two..... ....but sheep don't count.

10-17-2003, 12:22 PM	#2995 (permalink)
water_boy1999 Fly em straight! Location: Above and Beyond	Feeling quite sheepish himself, wry1 uses the anonyminity of the internet to divulge his cross breed fantasies of beastiality and necrophelia. Mild mannered Michigan Businessman by day, lover of dead animals by night..... __________________ Doh!!!! -Homer Simpson