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dylanmarsh · 09-08-2003, 07:38 PM

flyman secretly lusts after Richard Simmons and likes to refer to him as his "wingman"; Top Gun references should be obivous but also the fact that flyman gets excessively turned on by Richard dancing like a chicken in his video, "Sweating For the Flyman Vol. 5"

sorry, fly, but the truth will set you free

bundy · 09-08-2003, 07:40 PM

dylanmarsh found inspiration for his username, not from his own name, but from a combination of his favourite musician, and his favourite aussie cricketer.

dm, what a great man Rod ´swampy´ Marsh is...

Fly · 09-08-2003, 07:43 PM

bundy is sooooooo jelous of dylanmarsh' name that he's gonna change his name to marshdylan...

dylanmarsh · 09-08-2003, 07:46 PM

okay, flyman, I didn't want to have to devulge this but flyman evidentially prefers McDonald french fries to Burger King fries. I'm very sorry I had to make this public.

bundy · 09-08-2003, 07:48 PM

flyman is thinking of changing his username to BillGates4u, so that he may attracted some lovin.

and dm thinks that actually having a preference towards different fast food outlets is socially important.

Fremen · 09-08-2003, 08:41 PM

bundy sleeps in a pair of uncle phils' cast-off sleeper jammies.
He didn't wash them at first, just so he could sniff the fabric.
(the moths make me mean)

bundy · 09-08-2003, 09:31 PM

ah, well, theres nothing quite like old, used sleeper jammies.

Fremen is from Indiana, not Texas... he just thinks that pretending to be a Texan makes him big and tough....
(so that he can fight those moths)

Fly · 09-09-2003, 04:02 AM

bundy says that if you smell a girls armpit......that's what her crotch will smell like after boinkin' her.

paddyjoe · 09-09-2003, 04:19 AM

After a hard days work, flyman likes to wring out his own armpit hair into his Molson.........ahhhh, now THAT'S Canadian.......eh?

3leggedfrog · 09-09-2003, 09:49 AM

Paddyjoe is really a Leprechaun who despises Lucky from the Lucky Charms commercials for selling out and inforcing the sterotype that all the leprechauns really have is a pot of funny looking marshmellows instead of the traditional pot of gold. thus making everyone believe that all Leprechauns are so poor that they cannot even live in the ghetto but must instead live in "magical" places and peddle sugar on unsuspercting kids.

Averett · 09-09-2003, 12:33 PM

3leggedfrog ate his own leg. With BBQ sauce.

uncle phil · 09-09-2003, 12:39 PM

averett wants her own pair of sleeper jammies so she can be like one of you guys...

bundy · 09-09-2003, 05:17 PM

phil gets kicks out of not selling his sleeper jammies to people... he likes to see them beg... cruel, phil, cruel.

Meridae'n · 09-09-2003, 05:23 PM

Bundy thinks Danii is better than Kylie

bundy · 09-09-2003, 05:29 PM

i used to.
when dannii went and got those implants i did quite likey.
but these days meri, thats a blatant lie.

Meri is really that fat bloke from Australian Idol who got disqualified. and who cried on the phone to his father begging him to be proud of him.

Midlandmadman · 09-10-2003, 07:26 AM

bundy buys all his underwear at re-sale shops.

3leggedfrog · 09-10-2003, 10:41 AM

midlandmadman rummages through bundys trash to find underwear that even bundy will not wear.

Pheatius · 09-10-2003, 12:50 PM

3leggedfrog knows this only because he was beaten to the rubbish bin by midlandmadman.

That’s okay though because we should all recycle. You know, like most of the rookie posts in this thread.

(Ouch! Did I say that?)

uncle phil · 09-10-2003, 12:52 PM

the three-legged one can't wear sleeper jammies because they only come with two legs...

Beltruckus · 09-10-2003, 01:32 PM

Uncle phil moved to alaska so that he could beat the record of Most masturbatory sessions in the sun.

bundy · 09-10-2003, 02:01 PM

BLT holds the world record for most orgasms while competing in the world ski jump event...
his record is 3, over a 100m distance.

hot damn thats fast and furious.

IckUber · 09-10-2003, 02:05 PM

bundy likes to fart in his hand, then throw it in his freinds face.

Conclamo Ludus · 09-10-2003, 06:16 PM

lckUber licks the top of every salt and pepper shaker he uses. Wherever he is.

bundy · 09-10-2003, 07:42 PM

Con Clamo is in further trouble with the law regarding the Ludus Di$co.

this time, he was caught serving tequila to underage midgets.

looks like they may shut your beloved Day Disco down this time Con...

Jonsgirl · 09-10-2003, 07:59 PM

That's ok, Con Clamo is getting off easy because everyone knows that bundy is the devil in a pair of recycled underwear who got all the midgets hooked on crack in the first place.

Fremen · 09-10-2003, 09:57 PM

Jonsgirl swipes ashtrays from friends' houses and sells them on the blackmarket. (local fleamarket)

paddyjoe · 09-11-2003, 04:04 AM

Fremen subscribes to the braille edition of the Victoria's Secret catalouge.

C'mon, where are those hands going next, Fremen?

Pheatius · 09-11-2003, 11:35 AM

Paddyjoe posed for the braille Victoria's Secret Catalouge. (Plus Size edition)

uncle phil · 09-11-2003, 12:22 PM

phaetius wears most of the panties he sees on page 14 (after he orders them, of course...)

Fremen · 09-11-2003, 03:02 PM

unc. phil wears silk panties under his sleeper jammies while his poor wife wonders where her good undies went.

bundy · 09-11-2003, 05:01 PM

when Fremen goes shopping for new underwear and socks and stuff, he usually goes naked.

saves time.

paddyjoe · 09-11-2003, 05:38 PM

bundy always wears his new underdrawers on his head for the first week or so........if his nose gets comfy in there, he knows his package will be!

Fremen · 09-11-2003, 06:13 PM

*Ooooh, nice burn!!*

(good one, pj)

paddyjoe secretly envies the underwear salesman that gets to adjust bundys' package.

Pheatius · 09-12-2003, 09:33 AM

Fremen has a website that shows a hidden camera that has been sewn into Bundy's package wrapper. I hear they are good for about two or three washings before they short out. That is a long time though since we know the frequency of said washings is infrequent at best.

Conclamo Ludus · 09-12-2003, 12:06 PM

Pheatius was teabagged by Michael Jackson after losing a bet that he is really Janet Jackson in disguise.

uncle phil · 09-12-2003, 12:30 PM

cl auctioned off his sleeper jammies on e-bay last night...

paddyjoe · 09-12-2003, 12:53 PM

We all know the only reason uncle phil knows this is because he was the high bidder!

Jonsgirl · 09-12-2003, 03:12 PM

paddyjoe walks around his house asking "Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up the floppy disk?"

bernadette · 09-12-2003, 04:13 PM

Jonsgirl has a metal plate in her head which is fun for her because she can place cute fridge magnets on her forehead to fit her moods. Today she has a local pizza palor ad magnet on her forehead, cuz she's famished & hopes someone gets the hint to buy her a pizza.

Fly · 09-12-2003, 05:29 PM

bern wears boxer shorts to bed under her sleeper jammies.

......but topless......

atta' girl......

09-08-2003, 07:40 PM	#2682 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	dylanmarsh found inspiration for his username, not from his own name, but from a combination of his favourite musician, and his favourite aussie cricketer. dm, what a great man Rod ´swampy´ Marsh is... __________________ Ohayo!!!

09-08-2003, 07:43 PM	#2683 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	bundy is sooooooo jelous of dylanmarsh' name that he's gonna change his name to marshdylan... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

09-08-2003, 07:48 PM	#2685 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	flyman is thinking of changing his username to BillGates4u, so that he may attracted some lovin. and dm thinks that actually having a preference towards different fast food outlets is socially important. __________________ Ohayo!!! Last edited by bundy; 09-08-2003 at 08:18 PM..

09-08-2003, 08:41 PM	#2686 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	bundy sleeps in a pair of uncle phils' cast-off sleeper jammies. He didn't wash them at first, just so he could sniff the fabric. (the moths make me mean) __________________ Google

09-08-2003, 09:31 PM	#2687 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	ah, well, theres nothing quite like old, used sleeper jammies. Fremen is from Indiana, not Texas... he just thinks that pretending to be a Texan makes him big and tough.... (so that he can fight those moths) __________________ Ohayo!!!

09-08-2003, 07:38 PM	#2681 (permalink)
dylanmarsh Sleepy Head	flyman secretly lusts after Richard Simmons and likes to refer to him as his "wingman"; Top Gun references should be obivous but also the fact that flyman gets excessively turned on by Richard dancing like a chicken in his video, "Sweating For the Flyman Vol. 5" sorry, fly, but the truth will set you free

09-08-2003, 07:46 PM	#2684 (permalink)
dylanmarsh Sleepy Head	okay, flyman, I didn't want to have to devulge this but flyman evidentially prefers McDonald french fries to Burger King fries. I'm very sorry I had to make this public.

09-09-2003, 04:02 AM	#2688 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	bundy says that if you smell a girls armpit......that's what her crotch will smell like after boinkin' her. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

09-09-2003, 04:19 AM	#2689 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	After a hard days work, flyman likes to wring out his own armpit hair into his Molson.........ahhhh, now THAT'S Canadian.......eh?

09-09-2003, 09:49 AM	#2690 (permalink)
3leggedfrog Psycho Location: Hiding from the penguins they come to take my sanity away!	Paddyjoe is really a Leprechaun who despises Lucky from the Lucky Charms commercials for selling out and inforcing the sterotype that all the leprechauns really have is a pot of funny looking marshmellows instead of the traditional pot of gold. thus making everyone believe that all Leprechauns are so poor that they cannot even live in the ghetto but must instead live in "magical" places and peddle sugar on unsuspercting kids. __________________ "enjoy life to the brim but do not spill it" quoted off my tatoo "Iam myself every day." Last edited by 3leggedfrog; 09-09-2003 at 10:09 AM..

09-09-2003, 12:33 PM	#2691 (permalink)
Averett Is In Love Location: I'm workin' on it	3leggedfrog ate his own leg. With BBQ sauce. __________________ Absence is to love what wind is to fire. It extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great.

09-09-2003, 12:39 PM	#2692 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	averett wants her own pair of sleeper jammies so she can be like one of you guys... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-09-2003, 05:17 PM	#2693 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	phil gets kicks out of not selling his sleeper jammies to people... he likes to see them beg... cruel, phil, cruel. __________________ Ohayo!!!

09-09-2003, 05:23 PM	#2694 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Bundy thinks Danii is better than Kylie __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

09-09-2003, 05:29 PM	#2695 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	i used to. when dannii went and got those implants i did quite likey. but these days meri, thats a blatant lie. Meri is really that fat bloke from Australian Idol who got disqualified. and who cried on the phone to his father begging him to be proud of him. __________________ Ohayo!!!

09-10-2003, 06:16 PM	#2703 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	lckUber licks the top of every salt and pepper shaker he uses. Wherever he is. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

09-10-2003, 07:26 AM	#2696 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	bundy buys all his underwear at re-sale shops. __________________ Its good to be back.

09-10-2003, 10:41 AM	#2697 (permalink)
3leggedfrog Psycho Location: Hiding from the penguins they come to take my sanity away!	midlandmadman rummages through bundys trash to find underwear that even bundy will not wear. __________________ "enjoy life to the brim but do not spill it" quoted off my tatoo "Iam myself every day."

09-10-2003, 12:50 PM	#2698 (permalink)
Pheatius Insane Location: The South	3leggedfrog knows this only because he was beaten to the rubbish bin by midlandmadman. That’s okay though because we should all recycle. You know, like most of the rookie posts in this thread. (Ouch! Did I say that?)

09-10-2003, 12:52 PM	#2699 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	the three-legged one can't wear sleeper jammies because they only come with two legs... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-10-2003, 01:32 PM	#2700 (permalink)
Beltruckus Psycho Location: Salt Lake City	Uncle phil moved to alaska so that he could beat the record of Most masturbatory sessions in the sun. __________________ The most important things are the hardest things to say. They are the things you get ashamed of because words diminish your feelings. Words shrink things that seem timeless when they are in your head to no more than living size when they are brought out. -Stephen King

09-10-2003, 02:01 PM	#2701 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	BLT holds the world record for most orgasms while competing in the world ski jump event... his record is 3, over a 100m distance. hot damn thats fast and furious. __________________ Ohayo!!!

09-10-2003, 02:05 PM	#2702 (permalink)
IckUber Funran Location: Norman, OK	bundy likes to fart in his hand, then throw it in his freinds face. __________________ How much is y'all Piolkles?

09-10-2003, 07:42 PM	#2704 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Con Clamo is in further trouble with the law regarding the Ludus Di$co. this time, he was caught serving tequila to underage midgets. looks like they may shut your beloved Day Disco down this time Con... __________________ Ohayo!!!

09-10-2003, 07:59 PM	#2705 (permalink)
Jonsgirl Semi-Atomic Location: Home.	That's ok, Con Clamo is getting off easy because everyone knows that bundy is the devil in a pair of recycled underwear who got all the midgets hooked on crack in the first place. __________________ Someday, someone will best me. But it won't be today, and it won't be you.

09-10-2003, 09:57 PM	#2706 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Jonsgirl swipes ashtrays from friends' houses and sells them on the blackmarket. (local fleamarket) __________________ Google

09-11-2003, 04:04 AM	#2707 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Fremen subscribes to the braille edition of the Victoria's Secret catalouge. C'mon, where are those hands going next, Fremen?

09-11-2003, 11:35 AM	#2708 (permalink)
Pheatius Insane Location: The South	Paddyjoe posed for the braille Victoria's Secret Catalouge. (Plus Size edition)

09-11-2003, 12:22 PM	#2709 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	phaetius wears most of the panties he sees on page 14 (after he orders them, of course...) __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-11-2003, 03:02 PM	#2710 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	unc. phil wears silk panties under his sleeper jammies while his poor wife wonders where her good undies went. __________________ Google

09-11-2003, 05:01 PM	#2711 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	when Fremen goes shopping for new underwear and socks and stuff, he usually goes naked. saves time. __________________ Ohayo!!!

09-11-2003, 05:38 PM	#2712 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	bundy always wears his new underdrawers on his head for the first week or so........if his nose gets comfy in there, he knows his package will be!

09-11-2003, 06:13 PM	#2713 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Ooooh, nice burn!! (good one, pj) paddyjoe secretly envies the underwear salesman that gets to adjust bundys' package. __________________ Google

09-12-2003, 09:33 AM	#2714 (permalink)
Pheatius Insane Location: The South	Fremen has a website that shows a hidden camera that has been sewn into Bundy's package wrapper. I hear they are good for about two or three washings before they short out. That is a long time though since we know the frequency of said washings is infrequent at best.

09-12-2003, 12:06 PM	#2715 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	Pheatius was teabagged by Michael Jackson after losing a bet that he is really Janet Jackson in disguise. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

09-12-2003, 12:30 PM	#2716 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	cl auctioned off his sleeper jammies on e-bay last night... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.