phil has been harassing Luther Vandros for 6 years now.
every day, after wrestling with those piggies in is sleeper jammies (cos we all know what happens when you do it naked), before he cleans off, he sits down and writes dirty, suggestive letters to Luther regarding a possible relationship.
the more mud from the pigs, the dirtier the letters.
Luther is become accustomed to his daily fan mail from Phil, and is just starting to like the idea.
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Ohayo!!!
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