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bundy · 10-16-2003, 09:59 PM

ChingChing runs a Sausage Party Company. he affectionately calls it the Sausage Party Death Squad.

his clientel are usually just sad college geeks with more dollars than sense.

he just arrives on the morning of the party, decorates the party room with a few sad, soggy streamers, and a handfull of balloons.

he then arranges for his posse of sausage party security gentlemen (usually fremen, phaetius, pj and phil) to come round to the party to make sure no women wander into the party by mistake.

oh yeah, and for a special extra fee, ChingChing can arrange for the punch to get spiked with petrol; just to give the party a bit of an added kick.

10-16-2003, 09:59 PM	#2990 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	ChingChing runs a Sausage Party Company. he affectionately calls it the Sausage Party Death Squad. his clientel are usually just sad college geeks with more dollars than sense. he just arrives on the morning of the party, decorates the party room with a few sad, soggy streamers, and a handfull of balloons. he then arranges for his posse of sausage party security gentlemen (usually fremen, phaetius, pj and phil) to come round to the party to make sure no women wander into the party by mistake. oh yeah, and for a special extra fee, ChingChing can arrange for the punch to get spiked with petrol; just to give the party a bit of an added kick. __________________ Ohayo!!! Last edited by bundy; 10-16-2003 at 10:01 PM..