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Old 10-03-2006, 04:18 PM   #7281 (permalink)
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Old 10-04-2006, 12:58 PM   #7282 (permalink)
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LS dusts those unicycle seats for pan every few days...(sick, sick, sick...)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
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Old 10-04-2006, 02:01 PM   #7283 (permalink)
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uncle phil used to ride a unicycle to work everyday; when he decided to retire the unicycle he donated his seat to pan.
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Old 10-05-2006, 05:24 AM   #7284 (permalink)
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* counting my unicycle seats*

Ah yes hi there.... come for Medusa's big secret did ya?

She has men trapped in her basement and makes them...... it's just a very horrible thing she makes them do....... she makes them watch nonstop 24 hour reruns of Hee Haw....

The humanity......... ahhhhhhhh
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Old 10-05-2006, 11:31 AM   #7285 (permalink)
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pan's been wearing the same set of sleeper-jammies for over a week now...and he hasn't even turned them inside-out yet...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 10-05-2006, 03:51 PM   #7286 (permalink)
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uncle phil's greatest ambition in life is to do the voice of Sidekick #3 in a hastily thrown together, made for DVD children's cartoon.
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Old 10-05-2006, 03:58 PM   #7287 (permalink)
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Old 10-05-2006, 08:17 PM   #7288 (permalink)
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Old 10-05-2006, 08:21 PM   #7289 (permalink)
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Old 10-05-2006, 08:54 PM   #7290 (permalink)
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Old 10-05-2006, 11:36 PM   #7291 (permalink)
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Sir Lance is one trapped in Medusa's basement, but he enjoys the 24/7 airings of Hee Haw.....

He likes to sing with the Buck, Roy and the guys "Gloom despair and agony on me"

But the scariest part of it all...... he laughs at the jokes and Minnie Pearl gives him a woodie.
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Old 10-06-2006, 05:12 AM   #7292 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pan6467
Sir Lance is one trapped in Medusa's basement, but he enjoys the 24/7 airings of Hee Haw.....

He likes to sing with the Buck, Roy and the guys "Gloom despair and agony on me"

But the scariest part of it all...... he laughs at the jokes and Minnie Pearl gives him a woodie.

I'm so evil....

pan often volunteers to "help" at bake sales, and "accidentally" substitutes salt for sugar in the cookies that he brings.
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Old 10-06-2006, 06:09 AM   #7293 (permalink)
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You think thats bad you should see what he puts in macorini!!!

Medusa used to take botany classes until getting a little too involved with genetic manipulation..... and a plant tried to eat him/her.
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Old 10-06-2006, 01:04 PM   #7294 (permalink)
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LS is gene splicing to make human-cat hybrids for her army of evil minions and they all worship crazy cat lady from the Simpsons.
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Old 10-06-2006, 01:37 PM   #7295 (permalink)
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Zeraph wears velcro bedroom slippers...to church...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 10-06-2006, 08:07 PM   #7296 (permalink)
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UP knows because he is the priest....
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Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open
.
It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper
Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.
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Old 10-06-2006, 09:37 PM   #7297 (permalink)
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Old 10-06-2006, 11:10 PM   #7298 (permalink)
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Bernadette was on Howie Mandel's "Fits Like a Glove" comedy album...... she was a shoestore manager.

In fact the highlight of Bernadette's life is when she plays Howie yelling "Fuck it Bernadette" (She has it on tape loop and plays it 24/7).
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I just love people who use the excuse "I use/do this because I LOVE the feeling/joy/happiness it brings me" and expect you to be ok with that as you watch them destroy their life blindly following. My response is, "I like to put forks in an eletrical socket, just LOVE that feeling, can't ever get enough of it, so will you let me put this copper fork in that electric socket?"
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Old 10-07-2006, 05:06 AM   #7299 (permalink)
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pan recently purchased Cincinnati Bengals' quarterback Carson Palmers game day sweat socks on eBay. To protect them from Lady Sage, he stores them confidently away....one in each cheek.
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Old 10-07-2006, 08:28 AM   #7300 (permalink)
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Ugh, football.

Pan purchased said sweat socks from the ebay ID paddyjoe.... coincidense?
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It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper
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Old 10-07-2006, 12:35 PM   #7301 (permalink)
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LS has a worm farm, and to keep top quality she gives each and every worm a kiss before bedtime.
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Old 10-08-2006, 12:08 AM   #7302 (permalink)
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Zeraph learn this by stocking Lady Sage
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Old 10-08-2006, 12:39 AM   #7303 (permalink)
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Old 10-08-2006, 12:54 PM   #7304 (permalink)
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Fremen thought he'd make his own spice. Unfortunetly he made it out of sand and cinnamon which caused him to have diarrhea.
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Old 10-08-2006, 07:45 PM   #7305 (permalink)
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Zeraph's giraffe had a calf that laughed at his staff.
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Old 10-08-2006, 08:43 PM   #7306 (permalink)
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Location: Canton, Ohio
I once went to UP's house to steal a pair of his sleeper jammies to hold for auction but I found SL sniffing a pair and ran away.
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If only closed minds came with closed mouths.
Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open
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It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper
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Old 10-08-2006, 11:17 PM   #7307 (permalink)
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Lady Sage has been accused on numerous accounts of having violated the space of others in order to smell their ears.
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Old 10-09-2006, 10:18 AM   #7308 (permalink)
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What can I say? Earwax turns me on... *barf*

Chi was once a nude model for college classes on drawing the human form.
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If only closed minds came with closed mouths.
Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open
.
It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper
Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.
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Old 10-09-2006, 03:55 PM   #7309 (permalink)
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Which LS knows because she takes those classes just to see . . . other artists.
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Old 10-09-2006, 04:28 PM   #7310 (permalink)
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Z cannot walk backwards and chew gum at the same time...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 10-09-2006, 06:00 PM   #7311 (permalink)
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Uncle Phil used to be my Aunt Philomena.
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Old 10-10-2006, 12:55 PM   #7312 (permalink)
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the mixed one once threw caution to the winds...ask her about it sometime...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 10-10-2006, 01:53 PM   #7313 (permalink)
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UP's recent angelic revelation from the angel Sleepy has caused him to write "The Book Of Jammies" and found a new religion called "The Church of the Holy Doctor Dentons"
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Old 10-10-2006, 02:18 PM   #7314 (permalink)
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SirLance has an obsession with jammies.
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Old 10-10-2006, 04:26 PM   #7315 (permalink)
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Ch'i has an obsession with jam. Strawberry/rhubarb is his favorite.
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Old 10-10-2006, 04:36 PM   #7316 (permalink)
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Elphaba used to dance and sing along to her Donna Summer's Bad Girls album and pretend she was the Disco Queen.....uhhhhh, or was that me?
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Old 10-10-2006, 06:25 PM   #7317 (permalink)
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No, no, you sang I will survive while wearing the afro wig, fishnets, leather corset and spike heels.
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Old 10-10-2006, 06:37 PM   #7318 (permalink)
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Lady Sage is inconstitutional.
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Old 10-10-2006, 09:10 PM   #7319 (permalink)
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Quote:
Elphaba used to dance and sing along to her Donna Summer's Bad Girls album and pretend she was the Disco Queen.....uhhhhh, or was that me?
Quote:
No, no, you sang I will survive while wearing the afro wig, fishnets, leather corset and spike heels.
"People" you are really starting to annoy me...please get your facts straight for once...

Disco Queen

There are *way* too many hot babes here that remember 'disco'. You know who you are.

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Old 10-11-2006, 02:40 AM   #7320 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Elphaba


That is adorable....but the ending is so sad.
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