Ourcrazymodern?

Which begs a question I may not ask. Still I must ask.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

Charlatan

Quoth the Burger: "This is my body you eat"

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Giant Hamburger

My secret today is I have a romantic heart

and it is still beating in my hand.

Fly

you needed a dagger for that?


and i thought you'd be a bare hands kinda guy.......

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

ring

One sharp side-ways glance from his Eminence, was surely enough to eviscerate.

Giant Hamburger

Sometimes an obsidian blade is the only thing that will suffice.

Ourcrazymodern?

Well, surely, sometimes,
'til you're willing to pretend
you can otherwise.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

Charlatan

Obsidian blades? We don't need no stinking obsidian blades...

I've got your Valentine right here!!

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

roachboy

MINIONS!

Toying with Sacrifice is a Dangerous Game.



unleashed now in your room is the Giant Malignant Property
Cthulu relative to whatever is happening here
conjured through your Playing with Important Rituals
your "accidental" Repetition of Key Words
within an otherwise Trivial Heart Removal
performed
at the Wrong Time
on the Wrong Day.

the Giant Misidentified Insect
who turns the ball of dung that is the Earth
and by turning it makes time happen:
privy to multiple registers of Secret Information I am
all kinds of new shit

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a gramophone its corrugated trumpet silver handle
spinning dog. such faithfulness it hear

it make you sick.

-kamau brathwaite

jewels

Giant Malignant Property, ew ....

I ain't skeered o' nuttin' - 'cept dose. Eek. Crunch. Splat. Shudder.

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We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess.
Mark Twain

Giant Hamburger

ring

Carrying A Torch Just Might Be A Capital Offense..
Or A Capital Catharsis...

As Such..
Who
Can.......
..........
Or
Is Willing
To
Deliver
Punishment..

If All Flails...

uncle phil

"Oh! Whip me! Beat me!"

__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

ring

Beating a dead horse would involve reviving the 'dead thread' Maestro..

do we dare to tempt the fickle lady finger of Fatima?

Charlatan

I love the choice of pink for your font...

Makes me think warm thoughts.

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

ring

uh-oh...Gelatin...

Charlatan

Hey GH... what's eatin' at ya?

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Fly

no,no...........you gotta spell it wrong.


mystro............


see............that's phil.


..........nice brain you got there Charlie.

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

Charlatan

There's always room for brains...

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Charlatan

I believe that GH is getting ready to make a move... make a... change.



Be ready...

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Fly

"You.......yes you.........if you don't eat your rats,you can't have any pudding!"

"how can you have any pudding,if you don't eat your rats?"

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

Charlatan

There's something growing in his basement that he doesn't want to talk about....


Great atrocities will spill forth in the wake of his transformation...

__________________
"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Fly

that's one ugly fucking dog man..............

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

Charlatan

Escape while you can! The transformation is almost complete!

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

ring

Escape is impossible...I am prepared to except and relish my fate,as
a fried condiment.

Giant Hamburger

Charlatan

*shudder*

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Ourcrazymodern?

It has to be his sauce!

"*shudder*"!

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

Giant Hamburger

Hail Citizens!

I hope your shudders are in pleasure and not fear or revulsion.

I have come to rely on the constituents of this thread to bolster my spirits when they wane. Sure, we all realize that there is some small chance that I may consume one of you for energy from time to time with swift and efficient predatory strikes but only when necessary and never in anger or with malice.

As you pass through the canals and back-channels between one of my many digestive stations know that your are loved and that I am absorbing your essence only to fuel my most important bodily functions. Your individualistic qualities as well as your caloric value are important to me.

Please continue to frolic and prance through the gardens of this thread.
Your electronic gesticulations stimulate me in a myriad of delightful ways and I am supremely grateful.

Your friend,
-GH

Fly

lovely.....now i'm hungry.

__________________
BASTARD

SterlingStudios

uncle phil

...evil olive...

__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

ring

Now...I am ravenous...

I made enough to share...

Giant Hamburger

A bird pooped directly in my ear hole this morning on the walk to work.
I was in full stride and it was flying in a perpendicular direction.
It was an incredible shot.
The calculations involved reveal a malignant intelligence I have always suspected.
Only my earphones stopped it from going into my brain.
I suspect trace amounts of avian flu virus H5N1 is now gnawing its way through my delicate eardrum.
My days are possibly numbered.
Just in case, Good bye forever.

uncle phil

I prefer pi...

__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Charlatan

Take some of this and call me in the morning...

__________________
"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

ring

Remain calm.....the enemy has been identified....




Help is on its way..we are sending in the re-inforcements as I type this.
Do not be alarmed...they might be dressed as clowns.

Lock your doors, pull the shades..batten...stuff.

Keep pen and paper handy.

Charlatan

It's getting closer...

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Ourcrazymodern?

I feel the mercy
of the Giant Hamburger
and appreciate.

You need not succumb
to the perils of broadcast
unless you wish to.

(Now I'm going to my happy place to "pray" for you, sir.)

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

Giant Hamburger

Thank you.

My ghost will keep you warm at night.

Ourcrazymodern?

Your ghost has kept me warm, and I thank you.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT