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Giant Hamburger · 03-20-2005, 09:04 PM

How can this thing continue to live?

If this thread were a person it would look like this...

MacGuyver · 03-20-2005, 11:11 PM

Naturally, this thread must be a hairy man-ogre with a giant penis.

Astrocloud · 03-21-2005, 03:51 PM

Another sighting

Charlatan · 03-21-2005, 05:43 PM

Grampa!!! Where did you find this picture. I thought I had the only copy...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giant Hamburger

How can this thing continue to live?

If this thread were a person it would look like this...

Fly · 03-21-2005, 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Astrocloud

Another sighting

....and yet another sighting...........(sorry in advance to sillygirl

......but i just had to)

Giant Hamburger · 03-22-2005, 07:14 AM

Charlatan · 03-22-2005, 07:32 AM

We are all doomed.

This conspiracy goes to the highest level.

Giant Hamburger · 03-22-2005, 09:14 AM

I am all-pervasive

Charlatan · 03-22-2005, 09:34 AM

Evil must be stopped... take a lesson from my friend Illyria:

Giant Hamburger · 03-22-2005, 02:59 PM

Can you stop the power of the setting sun?

Manuel Hong · 03-22-2005, 03:05 PM

Oh the humanity! Will I forever be doomed to seeing a viking hat on ol' JC?

Fly · 03-22-2005, 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giant Hamburger

nicely done GH............nicely done.

Giant Hamburger · 03-23-2005, 07:41 AM

Hail Flyman!

You words are kind but the photoshopping was done by someone else.

The internet is a beautiful thing when a random Dane will take the time to superimpose your face onto the body of Jesus, unbidden.

Astrocloud · 03-23-2005, 07:54 AM

Here one of GH's minions attempts a mind-melt experiment

Charlatan · 03-23-2005, 08:23 AM

That dastardly RED 'X'!!!! What evil!

Edit: The Red 'X' has been replaced by evil brain sucking burger... Yikes!

Nancy · 03-23-2005, 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giant Hamburger

Hail Flyman!

You words are kind but the photoshopping was done by someone else.

The internet is a beautiful thing when a random Dane will take the time to superimpose your face onto the body of Jesus, unbidden.

And whom may this random Dane be oh mighty burger?

Nancy · 03-23-2005, 12:34 PM

I almost forgot about your present. I call it... the BurgerBike.

Giant Hamburger · 03-23-2005, 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nancy

And whom may this random Dane be oh mighty burger?

It was just a casual thing in this other forum. It meant nothing, really.
You are my favorite Dane and I thank you for the bike.

Would you like a tour of the underground laboratory?

Nancy · 03-23-2005, 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giant Hamburger

It was just a casual thing in this other forum. It meant nothing, really.
You are my favorite Dane and I thank you for the bike.

Would you like a tour of the underground laboratory?

If you're sure the other Dane meant nothing to you then yes, I'd love to take a stroll in your underground laboratory.

Charlatan · 03-24-2005, 05:01 AM

Careful Nancy... I think I see a re-animated Poodle in the dark corner on the left... There's no way you'd get me into that Lab...

...well maybe if I was dead.

Manuel Hong · 03-24-2005, 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlatan

Careful Nancy... I think I see a re-animated Poodle in the dark corner on the left... There's no way you'd get me into that Lab...

...well maybe if I was dead.

Well, one thing's for certain; you wouldn't stay dead for long.
Beware the poodle bites. (the poodle chews it)

Giant Hamburger · 03-24-2005, 12:49 PM

*sweeps up laboratory

Tophat665 · 03-24-2005, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manuel Hong

Well, one thing's for certain; you wouldn't stay dead for long.
Beware the poodle bites. (the poodle chews it)

The real problem with this thread is that it isn't holding my interest as well as it could.

You see, I'm only interested in two things...
Titties
<img src="http://www.urlsinternetcafe.com/coffeebar/elfarol/images1/cleavage.jpg">

and

Beer
<img src="http://www.bottledbeer.co.uk/photos/hoppocket.jpg">

Charlatan · 03-26-2005, 02:11 PM

While I was cleaning the house today I was straightening out some of my wife's papers when to my horror, I discovered this!

It may just look like an innocent pile of paper BUT!!!

I KNOW DIFFERENTLY!!!!

Giant Hamburger has been stalking my wife... He is sending her love letters scented with with beef drippings. Lavishing gifts of Sea Monkeys and little Monkeys with Cymbals.

Is conquering the planet not enough for your appetite?

liquidlight · 03-26-2005, 02:21 PM

So, uhh, if I join the Burger Legion, will I be allowed to snack on underlings for sustenance? And what's the policy on other food types in the legion?

Fly · 03-26-2005, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlatan

Giant Hamburger has been stalking my wife... He is sending her love letters scented with with beef drippings. Lavishing gifts of Sea Monkeys and little Monkies with Cymbals.

Is conquering the planet not enough for your appetite?

so that's where my damn monkey with the cymbals went....

Giant Hamburger · 03-26-2005, 06:19 PM

Hail Charlatan!

My appetite is insatiable.
Your wife has not yet accepted my advances.
It is as if I do not exist in her eyes.
Perhaps that will change in the near future.

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidlight

So, uhh, if I join the Burger Legion, will I be allowed to snack on underlings for sustenance? And what's the policy on other food types in the legion?

It is eat or be eaten in the world of the hamburger.
Join me and find out which you will be... bunny or burger!

bernadette · 03-29-2005, 03:25 PM

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/tfp/holy_hamburgers.jpg">
blessed are those who indulge in the hamburger?

liquidlight · 03-29-2005, 03:31 PM

Sounds like my kind of party. . . OPEN WIDE!!

And don't I get to eat the bunny too?

http://www.savetoby.com

Charlatan · 05-17-2005, 07:18 AM

It is what happens after business hours that has the authorities concerned... Concerned that is until they were turned to the dark side...

Astrocloud · 05-17-2005, 08:34 AM

Here is a picture of a man getting consumed by a burger.

Charlatan · 05-17-2005, 08:41 AM

Apparently it is in Kitchener, Ontario... who'd have guessed.

Giant Hamburger · 05-17-2005, 11:05 AM

When I die I am going to Ontario?

Charlatan · 05-17-2005, 11:13 AM

Apparently... many people do consider Kitchener/Waterloo to be their own slice of hell...

Troublebot · 05-17-2005, 01:22 PM

Hrmmm... now I'm hungry.

Charlatan · 06-07-2005, 12:02 PM

Fremen · 06-07-2005, 01:19 PM

Your wife collects rocks?

A woman after my own heart.

edit: Or is that a picture of rocks?

Charlatan · 06-07-2005, 06:43 PM

It's a centre piece with candles and rocks... The only rocks my wife has collected are the one's in my head.

My son collects rocks but I don't think he's your type.

Fremen · 06-07-2005, 09:51 PM

hahahahaha!

Thanks for the chuckle!

Astrocloud · 06-08-2005, 05:27 AM

It wants me.

03-20-2005, 11:11 PM	#82 (permalink)
MacGuyver You're going to have to trust me! Location: Massachusetts	Naturally, this thread must be a hairy man-ogre with a giant penis. __________________ We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then, is not an act, but a habit. ---Aristotle Deeds, not words, shall speak [for] me. ---John Fletcher

03-22-2005, 07:32 AM	#87 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	We are all doomed. This conspiracy goes to the highest level. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

03-22-2005, 09:34 AM	#89 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Evil must be stopped... take a lesson from my friend Illyria: __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

03-22-2005, 03:05 PM	#91 (permalink)
Manuel Hong Addict Location: Land of the puny, wimpy states	Oh the humanity! Will I forever be doomed to seeing a viking hat on ol' JC? __________________ Believe nothing, even if I tell it to you, unless it meets with your own good common sense and experience. - Siddhartha Gautama (The Buddha)

03-23-2005, 07:54 AM	#94 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Here one of GH's minions attempts a mind-melt experiment Last edited by Astrocloud; 03-23-2005 at 10:59 AM..

03-20-2005, 09:04 PM	#81 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	How can this thing continue to live? If this thread were a person it would look like this...

03-21-2005, 03:51 PM	#83 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Another sighting

03-22-2005, 07:14 AM	#86 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit

03-22-2005, 09:14 AM	#88 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	I am all-pervasive

03-22-2005, 02:59 PM	#90 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Can you stop the power of the setting sun?

03-23-2005, 07:41 AM	#93 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Hail Flyman! You words are kind but the photoshopping was done by someone else. The internet is a beautiful thing when a random Dane will take the time to superimpose your face onto the body of Jesus, unbidden.

03-23-2005, 08:23 AM	#95 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	That dastardly RED 'X'!!!! What evil! Edit: The Red 'X' has been replaced by evil brain sucking burger... Yikes! __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke Last edited by Charlatan; 03-23-2005 at 04:11 PM..

03-23-2005, 12:34 PM	#97 (permalink)
Nancy Femme Fatale Location: Elysium	I almost forgot about your present. I call it... the BurgerBike. __________________ I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

03-24-2005, 05:01 AM	#100 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Careful Nancy... I think I see a re-animated Poodle in the dark corner on the left... There's no way you'd get me into that Lab... ...well maybe if I was dead. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

03-24-2005, 12:49 PM	#102 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	*sweeps up laboratory

03-26-2005, 02:11 PM	#104 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	While I was cleaning the house today I was straightening out some of my wife's papers when to my horror, I discovered this! It may just look like an innocent pile of paper BUT!!! I KNOW DIFFERENTLY!!!! Giant Hamburger has been stalking my wife... He is sending her love letters scented with with beef drippings. Lavishing gifts of Sea Monkeys and little Monkeys with Cymbals. Is conquering the planet not enough for your appetite? __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke Last edited by Charlatan; 03-27-2005 at 03:59 AM..

03-26-2005, 02:21 PM	#105 (permalink)
liquidlight AHH! Custom Title!! Location: The twisted warpings of my brain.	So, uhh, if I join the Burger Legion, will I be allowed to snack on underlings for sustenance? And what's the policy on other food types in the legion? __________________ Halfway to hell and picking up speed.

03-29-2005, 03:25 PM	#108 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/tfp/holy_hamburgers.jpg"> blessed are those who indulge in the hamburger? __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

03-29-2005, 03:31 PM	#109 (permalink)
liquidlight AHH! Custom Title!! Location: The twisted warpings of my brain.	Sounds like my kind of party. . . OPEN WIDE!! And don't I get to eat the bunny too? http://www.savetoby.com __________________ Halfway to hell and picking up speed.

05-17-2005, 07:18 AM	#110 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	It is what happens after business hours that has the authorities concerned... Concerned that is until they were turned to the dark side... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

05-17-2005, 08:34 AM	#111 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Here is a picture of a man getting consumed by a burger.

05-17-2005, 08:41 AM	#112 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Apparently it is in Kitchener, Ontario... who'd have guessed. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

05-17-2005, 11:05 AM	#113 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	When I die I am going to Ontario?

05-17-2005, 11:13 AM	#114 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Apparently... many people do consider Kitchener/Waterloo to be their own slice of hell... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

05-17-2005, 01:22 PM	#115 (permalink)
Troublebot Intently Rocking Location: Davey's	Hrmmm... now I'm hungry. __________________ Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend. Wind: [whistling] I hate you.

06-07-2005, 12:02 PM	#116 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	__________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

06-07-2005, 01:19 PM	#117 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Your wife collects rocks? A woman after my own heart. edit: Or is that a picture of rocks? __________________ Google

06-07-2005, 06:43 PM	#118 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	It's a centre piece with candles and rocks... The only rocks my wife has collected are the one's in my head. My son collects rocks but I don't think he's your type. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

06-07-2005, 09:51 PM	#119 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	hahahahaha! Thanks for the chuckle! __________________ Google

06-08-2005, 05:27 AM	#120 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	It wants me.