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Hail Citizens!
I hope your shudders are in pleasure and not fear or revulsion.
I have come to rely on the constituents of this thread to bolster my spirits when they wane. Sure, we all realize that there is some small chance that I may consume one of you for energy from time to time with swift and efficient predatory strikes but only when necessary and never in anger or with malice.
As you pass through the canals and back-channels between one of my many digestive stations know that your are loved and that I am absorbing your essence only to fuel my most important bodily functions. Your individualistic qualities as well as your caloric value are important to me.
Please continue to frolic and prance through the gardens of this thread.
Your electronic gesticulations stimulate me in a myriad of delightful ways and I am supremely grateful.
Your friend,
-GH
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