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Old 08-29-2009, 02:18 PM   #601 (permalink)
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It's good to be the devil, too.

Since the last time the mirror showed, I haven't seen him.
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Old 08-30-2009, 05:43 PM   #602 (permalink)
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Now with more crunch:

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Old 08-30-2009, 08:14 PM   #603 (permalink)
 
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Old 08-30-2009, 09:16 PM   #604 (permalink)
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I, well, what to say...shucks, 2001 was a hell of a year.

Hope it comes back.
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Old 09-01-2009, 02:12 PM   #605 (permalink)
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Beware, I live!
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Old 09-01-2009, 04:24 PM   #606 (permalink)
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the fuck is that GH?.........i see no burger resemblance........
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Old 09-02-2009, 05:43 AM   #607 (permalink)
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He hungers!
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Old 09-02-2009, 07:04 AM   #608 (permalink)
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Fly, that is Sinistar. Beware, he lives and hungers.

Tophat, just this Sunday on the baketball court I thought of you.
I was discussing the impending game matchups with a team mate and I quickly gave him my opinion before we started, "Basketballs have no arms so they can't wear vests."
He had no response.

We went on to win three games in a row.
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Old 09-02-2009, 11:17 AM   #609 (permalink)
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You know what I think of you?

Your sauce is special.
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Old 09-02-2009, 12:02 PM   #610 (permalink)
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Thank you OCM,

When I bottle it

you will get some.

Please do not operate heavy machinery after consuming it.
A list of other side effects may include one or more of the following:
mood changes, anxiety, panic attacks, trouble sleeping, irritability, agitation, aggressiveness, severe restlessness, mania, itching, vertigo, dizziness, tingling in extremities, loss of balance or coordination, a gigantic orange head, profuse sweating, slurred speech, temporary blindness, heart palpitations, swelling of your tongue or other tongues in close proximity, throat singing , shortness of breath and shortness.

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Old 09-02-2009, 03:30 PM   #611 (permalink)
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I want it in bulk.
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Old 09-07-2009, 04:28 PM   #612 (permalink)
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His evilness has invaded the White House...



I fear this will be the result...



Everyone will have permed hair.
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Old 09-07-2009, 07:42 PM   #613 (permalink)
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Are you saying that GH is secretly Halal?

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Fly, that is Sinistar. Beware, he lives and hungers.

Tophat, just this Sunday on the baketball court I thought of you.
I was discussing the impending game matchups with a team mate and I quickly gave him my opinion before we started, "Basketballs have no arms so they can't wear vests."
He had no response.

We went on to win three games in a row.
I am delighted to have been of service!
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Old 10-06-2009, 12:44 PM   #614 (permalink)
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one of his secrets, anyway

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Old 10-06-2009, 04:23 PM   #615 (permalink)
 
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I most assuredly recall one of his proclamations:

"Do not attempt to scrute me."

ahhhh....foiled again.

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Old 10-07-2009, 06:59 PM   #616 (permalink)
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Beware!

I'm the flower that lures you in with the stench of carrion
then paralyzes you with my titanic amorphophallus
and finally regurgitates a flesh-eating digestive fluid
so you may be slowly slurped in by my nutritive siphon.

It is nothing personal.
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Old 10-07-2009, 07:14 PM   #617 (permalink)
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I still haven't found or even hinted at the sight of my once slaughtered bell-cow with a bloodstained gentleman holding the remaining carcass. (I have no idea how to even go about relocating it again, so until it just 'pops up', I'm left wondering oh where, oh where could it be)

When I do, though, be prepared and 100% sure I will be sharing the insights of the photograph in detail.
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Old 10-10-2009, 09:05 PM   #618 (permalink)
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Hail! And Undulent Praise Songs of Ritual Sacrifice Abound!

My Beefy and Fulfilling Friend, I have found what at long last I had lost sometime in-between then and the ethos in which I perpetuate, and to admit, was not really looking for arduously, but I found it nonetheless! (by happenstance of having an affinity towards Russian fotogs, would you have guessed)


Lucky for me I mentioned it to myself. And I didn't fall asleep.


by Pieter Hugo
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Old 10-10-2009, 11:46 PM   #619 (permalink)
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You have delivered, as promised, a powerful image.
That guy looks kind of like Stephon Marbury.
He should use that picture for his resume.
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Old 10-11-2009, 09:19 AM   #620 (permalink)
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Nollywood

Here's some facts of the matter I was unaware of...

Nollywood is the name for the film industry in Nigeria, it is said to be the third largest film industry in the world (presumably after the US Hollywood and Indian Bollywood).
Photographer Pieter Hugo visited Nollywood and made these surreal photos.


via: Nollywood - today and tomorrow

(can I hotlink this?)
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Old 10-12-2009, 02:59 PM   #621 (permalink)
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Since I can't morally disembowel my fellows, may I offer you this, even as you internalize it?:

His magic makes me quiver, though I wander to be still , while I wish to please my masters, I don't acknowledge any.

Giant Hamburger's power resides within.
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Old 10-12-2009, 03:10 PM   #622 (permalink)
 
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He will fry your Brioche in copious amounts of butter,
and he'll let you eat it, too.

His ministrations are clarified.
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Old 10-12-2009, 08:21 PM   #623 (permalink)
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I don't want to put a damper on this thread, but shouldn't there be a NSFW in the title now?
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Old 10-12-2009, 09:19 PM   #624 (permalink)
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Giant Hamburger likes being damp, & he's waySFW.
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Old 10-31-2009, 06:55 AM   #625 (permalink)
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It Has Spawned!!!!
(Or Maybe I am just late to the party with the news.)
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Old 10-31-2009, 02:12 PM   #626 (permalink)
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it needs to be supplied heat, and sauce, in order to live!

Frankenfurterstein!
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Old 10-31-2009, 03:54 PM   #627 (permalink)
 
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The Starbucks might be the animation potion.

Happy Halloween Giant Hamburger.

Haunt us well, please.
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Old 11-27-2009, 02:01 PM   #628 (permalink)
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October 14, 1994

Pulp Fiction


Jules: You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?
Brett: No.
Jules: Tell ‘em, Vincent.
Vincent: A Royale with cheese.
Jules: A Royale with cheese! You know why they call it that?
Brett: Because of the metric system?
Jules: Check out the big brain on Brett! You’re a smart motherfucker. That’s right. The metric system.
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Old 12-06-2009, 09:13 PM   #629 (permalink)
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My secret nodes are attached beneath me by cement glands on long muscular stalks.
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Old 12-07-2009, 09:15 AM   #630 (permalink)
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Old 12-10-2009, 01:37 PM   #631 (permalink)
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Wisconsin Cheese & Burger Society (click it)

Wanna drool over burgers for the next hour?

Bonus narration by Patrick Warburton.
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Old 12-10-2009, 08:21 PM   #632 (permalink)
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Hail Esteemed Burgerphage!

I have been intimate with that site for a while.
The hamburger you have selected is a magnificent specimen.
I want to take it deep inside me.
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Old 12-14-2009, 07:50 PM   #633 (permalink)
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Baron von Funburger's

I, too, seek, to get more familiar with the flavors of the food, and more intimately entrance myself with the voice of Sir (Baron) Warburton.


And, all too true to self, my procrastination and off-timedness coincidentality has allowed me to uncover this new joint, perhaps now 64 days too late:

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Old 12-14-2009, 08:02 PM   #634 (permalink)
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It is never too late.
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Old 12-14-2009, 08:18 PM   #635 (permalink)
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Old 12-16-2009, 02:19 PM   #636 (permalink)
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Giant Hamburger's offspring belong to him alone.
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Old 12-16-2009, 03:46 PM   #637 (permalink)
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"Life take Determination"

2006022821093286_1.jpg

-- Mostly, life takes weird sandwiches
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Old 12-21-2009, 01:18 PM   #638 (permalink)
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Ground beef didn't make this man.
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Old 12-28-2009, 09:20 PM   #639 (permalink)
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I haven't taken a bath in forever. Perhaps the Esteemed One will join me in the tub?

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Old 12-29-2009, 02:58 AM   #640 (permalink)
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