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Giant Hamburger · 12-21-2006, 02:10 PM

*gives hot dog rear naked choke until submission

Charlatan · 12-22-2006, 04:17 AM

There was something very hot in the subtext of that last post...

and it wasn't the charbroiling kind of hot.

Ourcrazymodern? · 12-26-2006, 10:25 PM

HOT is in the mind of the beholder

HAMBURGER?

Giant Hamburger · 12-27-2006, 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?

HAMBURGER?

Do you question me?

Fly · 12-27-2006, 12:14 PM

you just can't question GH man...............

he's the freakin' Burgernaut.

uncle phil · 12-27-2006, 04:56 PM

i have seen the aftermath of the GH when he has been truly pissed...

you don't want me to even think about posting a pic...

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-02-2007, 07:43 AM

LMAO. & thanks for 236!
I wouldn't dare to actually question that which has the ability to shadow me.

Fly · 01-02-2007, 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giant Hamburger

*gives hot dog rear naked choke until submission

just curious GH...........does that manouver come with a reach around?

Giant Hamburger · 01-02-2007, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fly

just curious GH...........does that manouver come with a reach around?

When fighting a hot dog of any size, professionally or privately, every hold is effectively a "reach around."

Fremen · 01-02-2007, 04:12 PM

/me queues up for his reach-around

Fly · 01-02-2007, 09:09 PM

i kinda wish i was a hotdog right now.............

Nancy · 01-03-2007, 04:07 AM

A friend of yours, GH?

Giant Hamburger · 01-03-2007, 08:04 AM

Well hello there Nancy!

I have always been a little jealous of the FSM's internet popularity.

As an icon of divinity, I have always thought that a Supreme Hamburger could have a lot to offer as a religion but alas, I lack the ambition to realize my dream. It is difficult to compete with pasta and pirates when it comes to nouveau spiritually as they are the complete package. They combine delicious starchy goodness and early colonial romanticism in the proper portions to elicit faithful devotion. All I have are robots, a few zombies, some bugs, a couple of elephants and a score of undersea creatures that refuse to speak unless I am alone with them. My ninja experiment was a complete failure.

I am becoming more comfortable with my place in the world.
Now, if you excuse me I have a few overdue reach-arounds to take care of.

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-03-2007, 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giant Hamburger

As an icon of divinity, .

Sir, your shoes!

shalafi · 01-22-2007, 11:47 AM

Hail Flame Broiled Icon of Meaty Goodness (FBIMG for short).

I was just contemplating what to have for lunch....now I know.

Giant Hamburger · 01-22-2007, 12:51 PM

Dear Shalafi's Hunger,

I want you to eat my delicious babies.
Eat as many and as often as you can.
There are too many to care for.
Fear not, where I come from it is the natural order of things.
You have my blessing.
L,
-GH

bundy · 01-23-2007, 07:59 AM

Hail Hammy,
your tribe is becoming increasingly rare in these mysterious parts.
why is it whenever i announce my intention of eating one of your hilariously massive MEGAMAC children, a sweet pre-pubescent japanese human scuttles my plan by crossing her arms and reciting an apologetic creed?
what are they hiding from me?

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-23-2007, 06:52 PM

I saw them broiling and my mouth watered. Still, I question: Do you have a Twin Cities branch?

Charlatan · 01-27-2007, 05:50 AM

PREPARE THE ANAL PROBE! ...was the last thing he heard before passing out.

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-27-2007, 02:29 PM

...Heave-ho.

Giant Hamburger · 01-29-2007, 09:54 AM

That looks like a core sample that could date me back to some antediluvian epoch.
I long for those simpler times when all one needed was meat and cheese, meat and cheese, meat and cheese.

*blows the dust off the ye olde C.S.H.S.

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-29-2007, 08:01 PM

Gotta have a facing saw.

What dimensions, here?

Charlatan · 02-18-2007, 04:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giant Hamburger

That looks like a core sample that could date me back to some antediluvian epoch.

New research has been done and this photo shows early evolution of the burger species at work.

Fly · 02-18-2007, 09:45 AM

looks awfully like a reach around to me.

i knew GH had another secret.

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-19-2007, 08:57 AM

Bonobo's or infants.

Charlatan · 02-23-2007, 07:08 PM

I fear that GH has finally found a new way to breed. No longer does he need the limited (though vast) capacity of Fremen's birth canal for gestation.

COWER MORTALS!

KNOW FEAR!

Giant Hamburger has discovered automation!

kramus · 02-23-2007, 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlatan

I fear that GH has finally found a new way to breed. No longer does he need the limited (though vast) capacity of Fremen's birth canal for gestation.

I found the above post quite, quite distressing. Suffice it to say I am no longer enjoying the thought of stepping out for a quick burger

Fly · 02-23-2007, 08:28 PM

no doubt kramus........it's now.....more like a smash and grab kinda scenario..........

*glad he has family farmed beef in his freezer*

but wait..........THAT"S IT!!!!!!!!!

GH has a line in with the grocery stores........he is passing on his "loins" throught the means of public consumption.........the horror.

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-24-2007, 06:33 PM

The horror and the goodness! I eat them, and I enjoy them(in my mind at least)! May there not be more bountiful extrusions?

Giant Hamburger · 02-26-2007, 02:16 PM

I walked by a barefoot hobo today at lunch and he called me "werewolf eyes."

Fly · 02-26-2007, 02:18 PM

do you by chance live in London GH?

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-27-2007, 05:02 PM

...and his hair was perfect!

Fly · 02-28-2007, 07:10 AM

i hear the beef chow mein is rather tasty too.........

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-28-2007, 08:35 AM

on my knees, again.

IF the Giant Hamburger had a deep dark secret, it would remain dark and silent.

C'mon, shadow, echoing!

Charlatan · 03-04-2007, 02:17 AM

This just in!!!

Paris Hilton has a new boyfriend!

Ourcrazymodern? · 03-08-2007, 07:35 AM

Shouldn't that have been a bratwurst?

Giant Hamburger · 03-22-2007, 06:19 PM

She could not sustain the relationship.

I have voracious appetites

but perhaps you know that.

Fly · 03-22-2007, 09:01 PM

wow.

brains..........

i didn't know.

Ourcrazymodern? · 03-23-2007, 08:35 AM

I mighta but I thought it was just a bad dream.

Charlatan · 03-24-2007, 05:19 PM

Just when we thought we'd tamed the beast... his hunger once more awakens.

I tell you he is not to be trusted!

12-22-2006, 04:17 AM	#242 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	There was something very hot in the subtext of that last post... and it wasn't the charbroiling kind of hot. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

12-26-2006, 10:25 PM	#243 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	HOT is in the mind of the beholder HAMBURGER? __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

12-27-2006, 12:14 PM	#245 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	you just can't question GH man............... he's the freakin' Burgernaut. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

12-27-2006, 04:56 PM	#246 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	i have seen the aftermath of the GH when he has been truly pissed... you don't want me to even think about posting a pic... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

01-02-2007, 07:43 AM	#247 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	LMAO. & thanks for 236! I wouldn't dare to actually question that which has the ability to shadow me. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

12-21-2006, 02:10 PM	#241 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	*gives hot dog rear naked choke until submission

01-02-2007, 04:12 PM	#250 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	/me queues up for his reach-around __________________ Google

01-02-2007, 09:09 PM	#251 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	i kinda wish i was a hotdog right now............. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

01-03-2007, 04:07 AM	#252 (permalink)
Nancy Femme Fatale Location: Elysium	NoodleDoodle A friend of yours, GH? __________________ I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

01-03-2007, 08:04 AM	#253 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Well hello there Nancy! I have always been a little jealous of the FSM's internet popularity. As an icon of divinity, I have always thought that a Supreme Hamburger could have a lot to offer as a religion but alas, I lack the ambition to realize my dream. It is difficult to compete with pasta and pirates when it comes to nouveau spiritually as they are the complete package. They combine delicious starchy goodness and early colonial romanticism in the proper portions to elicit faithful devotion. All I have are robots, a few zombies, some bugs, a couple of elephants and a score of undersea creatures that refuse to speak unless I am alone with them. My ninja experiment was a complete failure. I am becoming more comfortable with my place in the world. Now, if you excuse me I have a few overdue reach-arounds to take care of.

01-22-2007, 11:47 AM	#255 (permalink)
shalafi ARRRRRRRRRR Location: Stuart, Florida	Hail Flame Broiled Icon of Meaty Goodness (FBIMG for short). I was just contemplating what to have for lunch....now I know.

01-22-2007, 12:51 PM	#256 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Dear Shalafi's Hunger, I want you to eat my delicious babies. Eat as many and as often as you can. There are too many to care for. Fear not, where I come from it is the natural order of things. You have my blessing. L, -GH

01-23-2007, 07:59 AM	#257 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Hail Hammy, your tribe is becoming increasingly rare in these mysterious parts. why is it whenever i announce my intention of eating one of your hilariously massive MEGAMAC children, a sweet pre-pubescent japanese human scuttles my plan by crossing her arms and reciting an apologetic creed? what are they hiding from me? __________________ Ohayo!!!

01-23-2007, 06:52 PM	#258 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	I saw them broiling and my mouth watered. Still, I question: Do you have a Twin Cities branch? __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-27-2007, 05:50 AM	#259 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	PREPARE THE ANAL PROBE! ...was the last thing he heard before passing out. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

01-27-2007, 02:29 PM	#260 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	...Heave-ho. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-29-2007, 09:54 AM	#261 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	That looks like a core sample that could date me back to some antediluvian epoch. I long for those simpler times when all one needed was meat and cheese, meat and cheese, meat and cheese. *blows the dust off the ye olde C.S.H.S.

01-29-2007, 08:01 PM	#262 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Gotta have a facing saw. What dimensions, here? __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

02-18-2007, 09:45 AM	#264 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	looks awfully like a reach around to me. i knew GH had another secret. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

02-19-2007, 08:57 AM	#265 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Bonobo's or infants. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

02-23-2007, 07:08 PM	#266 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	I fear that GH has finally found a new way to breed. No longer does he need the limited (though vast) capacity of Fremen's birth canal for gestation. COWER MORTALS! KNOW FEAR! Giant Hamburger has discovered automation! __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

02-23-2007, 08:28 PM	#268 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	no doubt kramus........it's now.....more like a smash and grab kinda scenario.......... glad he has family farmed beef in his freezer but wait..........THAT"S IT!!!!!!!!! GH has a line in with the grocery stores........he is passing on his "loins" throught the means of public consumption.........the horror. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

02-24-2007, 06:33 PM	#269 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	The horror and the goodness! I eat them, and I enjoy them(in my mind at least)! May there not be more bountiful extrusions? __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

02-26-2007, 02:16 PM	#270 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	I walked by a barefoot hobo today at lunch and he called me "werewolf eyes."

02-26-2007, 02:18 PM	#271 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	do you by chance live in London GH? __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

02-27-2007, 05:02 PM	#272 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	...and his hair was perfect! __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

02-28-2007, 07:10 AM	#273 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	i hear the beef chow mein is rather tasty too......... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

02-28-2007, 08:35 AM	#274 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	on my knees, again. IF the Giant Hamburger had a deep dark secret, it would remain dark and silent. C'mon, shadow, echoing! __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

03-08-2007, 07:35 AM	#276 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Shouldn't that have been a bratwurst? __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

03-22-2007, 06:19 PM	#277 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	She could not sustain the relationship. I have voracious appetites but perhaps you know that.

03-22-2007, 09:01 PM	#278 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	wow. brains.......... i didn't know. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

03-23-2007, 08:35 AM	#279 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	I mighta but I thought it was just a bad dream. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

03-24-2007, 05:19 PM	#280 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Just when we thought we'd tamed the beast... his hunger once more awakens. I tell you he is not to be trusted! __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke