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Old 12-21-2006, 02:10 PM   #241 (permalink)
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*gives hot dog rear naked choke until submission
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Old 12-22-2006, 04:17 AM   #242 (permalink)
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There was something very hot in the subtext of that last post...

and it wasn't the charbroiling kind of hot.
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Old 12-26-2006, 10:25 PM   #243 (permalink)
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HOT is in the mind of the beholder

HAMBURGER?
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Old 12-27-2006, 11:45 AM   #244 (permalink)
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HAMBURGER?
Do you question me?
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Old 12-27-2006, 12:14 PM   #245 (permalink)
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you just can't question GH man...............

he's the freakin' Burgernaut.
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Old 12-27-2006, 04:56 PM   #246 (permalink)
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i have seen the aftermath of the GH when he has been truly pissed...

you don't want me to even think about posting a pic...
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Old 01-02-2007, 07:43 AM   #247 (permalink)
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LMAO. & thanks for 236!
I wouldn't dare to actually question that which has the ability to shadow me.
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Old 01-02-2007, 08:17 AM   #248 (permalink)
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*gives hot dog rear naked choke until submission


just curious GH...........does that manouver come with a reach around?
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Old 01-02-2007, 02:36 PM   #249 (permalink)
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just curious GH...........does that manouver come with a reach around?
When fighting a hot dog of any size, professionally or privately, every hold is effectively a "reach around."
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Old 01-02-2007, 04:12 PM   #250 (permalink)
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/me queues up for his reach-around
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Old 01-02-2007, 09:09 PM   #251 (permalink)
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i kinda wish i was a hotdog right now.............
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Old 01-03-2007, 04:07 AM   #252 (permalink)
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A friend of yours, GH?

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Old 01-03-2007, 08:04 AM   #253 (permalink)
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Well hello there Nancy!

I have always been a little jealous of the FSM's internet popularity.

As an icon of divinity, I have always thought that a Supreme Hamburger could have a lot to offer as a religion but alas, I lack the ambition to realize my dream. It is difficult to compete with pasta and pirates when it comes to nouveau spiritually as they are the complete package. They combine delicious starchy goodness and early colonial romanticism in the proper portions to elicit faithful devotion. All I have are robots, a few zombies, some bugs, a couple of elephants and a score of undersea creatures that refuse to speak unless I am alone with them. My ninja experiment was a complete failure.

I am becoming more comfortable with my place in the world.
Now, if you excuse me I have a few overdue reach-arounds to take care of.
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Old 01-03-2007, 05:50 PM   #254 (permalink)
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Sir, your shoes!

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As an icon of divinity, .
Sir, your shoes!
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Old 01-22-2007, 11:47 AM   #255 (permalink)
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Hail Flame Broiled Icon of Meaty Goodness (FBIMG for short).

I was just contemplating what to have for lunch....now I know.
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Old 01-22-2007, 12:51 PM   #256 (permalink)
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Dear Shalafi's Hunger,

I want you to eat my delicious babies.
Eat as many and as often as you can.
There are too many to care for.
Fear not, where I come from it is the natural order of things.
You have my blessing.
L,
-GH
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Old 01-23-2007, 07:59 AM   #257 (permalink)
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Hail Hammy,
your tribe is becoming increasingly rare in these mysterious parts.
why is it whenever i announce my intention of eating one of your hilariously massive MEGAMAC children, a sweet pre-pubescent japanese human scuttles my plan by crossing her arms and reciting an apologetic creed?
what are they hiding from me?
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Old 01-23-2007, 06:52 PM   #258 (permalink)
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I saw them broiling and my mouth watered. Still, I question: Do you have a Twin Cities branch?
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Old 01-27-2007, 05:50 AM   #259 (permalink)
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PREPARE THE ANAL PROBE! ...was the last thing he heard before passing out.

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Old 01-27-2007, 02:29 PM   #260 (permalink)
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...Heave-ho.
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Old 01-29-2007, 09:54 AM   #261 (permalink)
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That looks like a core sample that could date me back to some antediluvian epoch.
I long for those simpler times when all one needed was meat and cheese, meat and cheese, meat and cheese.

*blows the dust off the ye olde C.S.H.S.
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Old 01-29-2007, 08:01 PM   #262 (permalink)
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Gotta have a facing saw.

What dimensions, here?
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Old 02-18-2007, 04:28 AM   #263 (permalink)
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That looks like a core sample that could date me back to some antediluvian epoch.
New research has been done and this photo shows early evolution of the burger species at work.

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Old 02-18-2007, 09:45 AM   #264 (permalink)
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looks awfully like a reach around to me.

i knew GH had another secret.
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Old 02-19-2007, 08:57 AM   #265 (permalink)
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Bonobo's or infants.
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Old 02-23-2007, 07:08 PM   #266 (permalink)
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I fear that GH has finally found a new way to breed. No longer does he need the limited (though vast) capacity of Fremen's birth canal for gestation.

COWER MORTALS!

KNOW FEAR!


Giant Hamburger has discovered automation!


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Old 02-23-2007, 07:23 PM   #267 (permalink)
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I fear that GH has finally found a new way to breed. No longer does he need the limited (though vast) capacity of Fremen's birth canal for gestation.
I found the above post quite, quite distressing. Suffice it to say I am no longer enjoying the thought of stepping out for a quick burger
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Old 02-23-2007, 08:28 PM   #268 (permalink)
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no doubt kramus........it's now.....more like a smash and grab kinda scenario..........

*glad he has family farmed beef in his freezer*

but wait..........THAT"S IT!!!!!!!!!

GH has a line in with the grocery stores........he is passing on his "loins" throught the means of public consumption.........the horror.
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Old 02-24-2007, 06:33 PM   #269 (permalink)
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The horror and the goodness! I eat them, and I enjoy them(in my mind at least)! May there not be more bountiful extrusions?
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Old 02-26-2007, 02:16 PM   #270 (permalink)
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I walked by a barefoot hobo today at lunch and he called me "werewolf eyes."
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Old 02-26-2007, 02:18 PM   #271 (permalink)
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do you by chance live in London GH?
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Old 02-27-2007, 05:02 PM   #272 (permalink)
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...and his hair was perfect!
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Old 02-28-2007, 07:10 AM   #273 (permalink)
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i hear the beef chow mein is rather tasty too.........
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Old 02-28-2007, 08:35 AM   #274 (permalink)
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on my knees, again.

IF the Giant Hamburger had a deep dark secret, it would remain dark and silent.

C'mon, shadow, echoing!
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Old 03-04-2007, 02:17 AM   #275 (permalink)
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This just in!!!

Paris Hilton has a new boyfriend!
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Old 03-08-2007, 07:35 AM   #276 (permalink)
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Shouldn't that have been a bratwurst?
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Old 03-22-2007, 06:19 PM   #277 (permalink)
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She could not sustain the relationship.

I have voracious appetites

but perhaps you know that.
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Old 03-22-2007, 09:01 PM   #278 (permalink)
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wow.



brains..........












i didn't know.
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Old 03-23-2007, 08:35 AM   #279 (permalink)
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I mighta but I thought it was just a bad dream.
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Old 03-24-2007, 05:19 PM   #280 (permalink)
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Just when we thought we'd tamed the beast... his hunger once more awakens.

I tell you he is not to be trusted!
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