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Getting it.
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loving the curves
Location: my Lady's manor
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That poor, poor man. I can see his fear. He thought he was ready - garbed in armour and supported by the water elements.
hubris incarnate
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Location: this ain't kansas, toto
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omigosh! i just ran across a pic of <b>Mrs. Giant Hamburger!</b>
gah, isn't she hot & delicious looking?? i mean check out those 2 patties. sexxxxxxxxxyyyyyy!!!! <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/tfp/hamburger.jpg"> //edit: sorry about the borken image. re-hosted. fixed! Last edited by bernadette; 06-15-2005 at 04:01 PM.. |
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do keep imagining, but i have this sudden desire to become a vegetarian. so, whatcha waiting for? introduce me to Mrs. Celery Stick! ![]() |
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With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
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Getting it.
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Imagine my continued surprise...
It's Father's Day and I retire to the front porch to some alone time with a fresh coffee and the Sunday paper... I flip the pages and suddenly the horror returns to the pit of my stomach... for he has reached out once more to touch me. ![]() A close up ![]() I tell you the beast is still alive and he is taunting us... and apparently he is hungry, always hungry.
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Location: low-velocity Earth orbit
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"...The statuette, idol, fetish, or whatever it was, had been captured some months before in the wooded swamps south of New Orleans during a raid on a supposed voodoo meeting; and so singular and hideous were the rites connected with it, that the police could not but realise that they had stumbled on a dark cult totally unknown to them, and infinitely more diabolic than even the blackest of the African voodoo circles. Of its origin, apart from the erratic and unbelievable tales extorted from the captured members, absolutely nothing was to be discovered; hence the anxiety of the police for any antiquarian lore which might help them to place the frightful symbol, and through it track down the cult to its fountain-head." |
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#145 (permalink) |
loving the curves
Location: my Lady's manor
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You must understand - it cannot die.
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#146 (permalink) |
loving the curves
Location: my Lady's manor
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Another thing I have learned at some cost - do not try to read the mind of the hamburger. We are not designed for such sophisticated imput.
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ACK!
WARNING: a google image search for "bloody hamburger" produces some uh... rather most bizarre results... (note: i am not linking any of those said results! yikes)
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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IA! IA! Hamburger Mna 'Fth'ngui Fgthan! I have seen his unspeakable juiciness, his obscene buns tastily alurk in the dark rescesses of the human soul. He is the balck Burger in the woods with a thousand chips (and a pickle, and maybe a coke on the side.) Is it not said, "It is not ground beef which shall eternal lie, and with strange condiments, burgers may fry?" Ph'nglui mghw'nafh Hamburger R'yleh wagh'nagl ghazhtzgn In sunken R'yleh, Giant hamburger waits, sizziling. Be afraid.
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loving the curves
Location: my Lady's manor
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As I read Tophat's post I could hear the chopping of onions, the thick sound of ketchup squeezing from a plastic bottle, the sharp *ding* of a frycooks bell . . . I had to quickly hit backspace before the eerie spell of his echoed words pulled me into some hell of condiments and crusty buns.
Please, Tophat - edit your post at least with a warning for those unwary perusers of this thread!
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Getting it.
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With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
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![]() Are you pink in the center or well done, mon hamburger géant? ![]()
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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But is it more dangerous to cry the coming of the Elder Edible ones? Even now, flying hither and thither I hear the sodden wingbeats of Mine-To-Go, the Fungi from Yummoth, porting disembodied stomachs to the Drive Through of Leng, where the Cashier in Yellow waits with the Open-All-Nightgaunts for the Orders for... The Giant Hamburger... Or is it more dangerous to keep mum, restrain this horrible knowledge, this medium rare gnosis of unspeakable savory flavor. No! I will not be silenced, though I am dragged through the greasetraps of Kadath where the Doles have all they can eat, and the wise Zoogs already know if you want fries with that. Nay! I will cry it aloud lest we all come to a very greasy End.
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Location: House Of Horrors
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some1 is goin for the record again...
its a hamburger designed for 20-25 people... equivalent to 100 quater pounders!!! i have trouble eating 1 quater pounder at times!!!
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