09-30-2008, 12:42 PM | #482 (permalink) |
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NEVER...clean or scrub your grill.
It takes years to build up that patina. The flavor it imparts, will keep them coming back for more. -----Added 30/9/2008 at 04 : 43 : 55----- Last edited by ring; 09-30-2008 at 12:43 PM.. Reason: Automerged Doublepost |
10-01-2008, 02:48 AM | #483 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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well...maybe a bite now and then...
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10-01-2008, 05:36 AM | #484 (permalink) |
loving the curves
Location: my Lady's manor
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Home Sweet Home - or at least a quiet retreat for the GH brood.
Taking the little ones for an outing. Enjoying the beautiful scenery . . . Maybe getting some grooming in at the local barber.
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10-03-2008, 03:49 AM | #486 (permalink) |
Getting it.
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Location: Lion City
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I sense some melancholy emoting from our sizable and meaty friend.
I know that the weight of the ages sits heavily upon your brow. I know that you long for the bloody hordes of yesteryear. Be not sad for maximum carnage is but a slender flame away...
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10-03-2008, 08:47 AM | #489 (permalink) |
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Location: low-velocity Earth orbit
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Kramus, I want to enter that rift in the space-time continuum and feel the bacon ooze between my toes and deeply breathe in the morning's porcine vapors.
Thank you Charlatan but fear not for my well being. Ring, I fished that image out the ocean of the internet where I drag my nets often. I can take no credit for it. Here is one of mine own as my ragged claws continue to scuttle across the floors of semi-silent seas. |
10-03-2008, 12:52 PM | #490 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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speaking of porcine vapors...
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10-03-2008, 01:42 PM | #491 (permalink) | |
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of bacon....if you don't want yours..DIBS! I wonder what these these teethy beasties use for floss? |
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10-06-2008, 12:55 PM | #492 (permalink) |
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Location: Central Central Florida
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... or how about on a donut, specifically a Krispy Kreme?
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10-06-2008, 06:25 PM | #493 (permalink) |
loving the curves
Location: my Lady's manor
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as for the morning's porcine vapours - well -
Methinks that floss for the GH brood would resemble this.
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10-07-2008, 02:50 AM | #494 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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these give me the porcine vapors...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
10-08-2008, 05:38 PM | #495 (permalink) |
Getting it.
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Location: Lion City
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GH! Beware of the Giant Women. They are coming for you!
The emasculation is truly complete...
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10-09-2008, 06:35 AM | #496 (permalink) |
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That looks similar to a Cozy Burger from Cozy Inn, Salina, Kansas,
'cept they don't mess around with that lettuce stuff. I will take Giant Hamburger there for his Birthday. http://aht.seriouseats.com/archives/...na_kansas.html Last edited by ring; 10-09-2008 at 06:38 AM.. |
10-09-2008, 03:47 PM | #498 (permalink) | |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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She's actual size but she seems much bigger to me.
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10-10-2008, 06:06 AM | #500 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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So when he's really excited, it's a burger joint AND a sausage stand.
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10-10-2008, 04:01 PM | #503 (permalink) |
let me be clear
Location: Waddy Peytona
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I recommend the Louisville Leopard Percussionists
Especially the music and video clips... HBO made a special for them in 2006.
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10-10-2008, 07:32 PM | #504 (permalink) | |
loving the curves
Location: my Lady's manor
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GH is tented, and note that birthday! Definitely not human. Perhaps due to his close approach?
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11-07-2008, 08:01 AM | #505 (permalink) |
The Reforms
Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition
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Indeed. I am lusting for big one. Vacation destination, sw'd I meant.
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01-29-2009, 09:18 AM | #507 (permalink) |
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Location: low-velocity Earth orbit
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Hail Ring!
You have summoned me. For you, I will fill my electronic tongue with blood and wag it. It is nice to be missed. There is little room in this modern world for giant hamburgers. I will fade into the shadows from time to time but when you need me just stand naked in front of a mirror and say "giant hamburger" five times. The result will be our secret. |
01-29-2009, 12:16 PM | #509 (permalink) |
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Location: low-velocity Earth orbit
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I am more hermetical than secretive.
Once you pierce the semi-permeable membrane of my crunchy exterior, you will find the recondite qualities of my life denuded for your pleasure. Then you will never be seen again. |
01-29-2009, 01:00 PM | #510 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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The Japanese have a word for GH's secret: Umami. Fortunately, he has obliterated them in a shower of scalding burger juice, and sent his meaty minions among them to adjust the survivors to a more pliant frame of mind.
Hail, GH. It is well that you are back.
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01-29-2009, 02:14 PM | #512 (permalink) | |
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The fun house mirrors that make me appear 30 pounds slimmer,
are on back order...so for now, I am having fun posing in front of the electric blue colored witches ball, on my neighbors lawn. It is five degrees below zero farenheit-with a 30 mph breeze. 99.9 percent of the small town inhabitants are very depressed republicans. If I take my gloves and hat off, it will probably make the front page of our 5 page gossip rag newspaper. I will send you a copy. Quote:
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03-31-2009, 05:37 PM | #515 (permalink) |
loving the curves
Location: my Lady's manor
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Spring is here.
GH is now gamboling in the warm ocean waters, exchanging joyful bites with his cartilaginous friends.
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04-01-2009, 07:45 AM | #517 (permalink) |
Riding the Ocean Spray
Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa
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A recent milestone in burgerdom?
Food News: West Michigan Whitecaps Giant Burger Promotion Welcome to GrubGrade ....it's a 4 pound sambo and 4800+ calories, though I understand the beef is only 1.67 lbs. What more could you ask for? |
07-16-2009, 04:19 PM | #519 (permalink) |
Getting it.
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Location: Lion City
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It is the summer season and across the land burgers are sizzling on grills... happiness and contentment are felt by many. Except for the Giant Hamburger...
It feels the pain of its many offspring. And so begins the annual summer rampage!!
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