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Old 09-29-2008, 06:58 PM   #481 (permalink)
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Giant Hamburger... now available for weddings and bar mitzvahs.

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Old 09-30-2008, 12:42 PM   #482 (permalink)
 
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NEVER...clean or scrub your grill.
It takes years to build up that patina.
The flavor it imparts,
will keep them coming back for more.
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Old 10-01-2008, 02:48 AM   #483 (permalink)
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well...maybe a bite now and then...
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Old 10-01-2008, 05:36 AM   #484 (permalink)
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Home Sweet Home - or at least a quiet retreat for the GH brood.



Taking the little ones for an outing.



Enjoying the beautiful scenery . . .





Maybe getting some grooming in at the local barber.

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Old 10-01-2008, 11:28 AM   #485 (permalink)
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Today I am a heart-shaped shadow

cast off a bit of dust in the afternoon light.
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Old 10-03-2008, 03:49 AM   #486 (permalink)
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I sense some melancholy emoting from our sizable and meaty friend.

I know that the weight of the ages sits heavily upon your brow. I know that you long for the bloody hordes of yesteryear.

Be not sad for maximum carnage is but a slender flame away...



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Old 10-03-2008, 05:30 AM   #487 (permalink)
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i've always liked the meat on the outside myself........


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Old 10-03-2008, 07:40 AM   #488 (permalink)
 
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Reflective introspection can often be mistaken for meloncholia.
I am confident our friend with MANY secrets, is just fine.

Beautiful photo GH.
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Old 10-03-2008, 08:47 AM   #489 (permalink)
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Kramus, I want to enter that rift in the space-time continuum and feel the bacon ooze between my toes and deeply breathe in the morning's porcine vapors.

Thank you Charlatan but fear not for my well being.

Ring, I fished that image out the ocean of the internet where I drag my nets often.
I can take no credit for it.

Here is one of mine own as my ragged claws continue

to scuttle across the floors of semi-silent seas.
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Old 10-03-2008, 12:52 PM   #490 (permalink)
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speaking of porcine vapors...


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Old 10-03-2008, 01:42 PM   #491 (permalink)
 
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Kramus, I want to enter that rift in the space-time continuum and feel the bacon ooze between my toes and deeply breathe in the morning's porcine vapors.

Thank you Charlatan but fear not for my well being.

Ring, I fished that image out the ocean of the internet where I drag my nets often.
I can take no credit for it.

Here is one of mine own as my ragged claws continue

to scuttle across the floors of semi-silent seas.
I only consume the soft little fatty edges of each piece
of bacon....if you don't want yours..DIBS!


I wonder what these these teethy beasties use for floss?
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Old 10-06-2008, 12:55 PM   #492 (permalink)
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... or how about on a donut, specifically a Krispy Kreme?

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Old 10-06-2008, 06:25 PM   #493 (permalink)
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as for the morning's porcine vapours - well -



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I only consume the soft little fatty edges of each piece
of bacon....if you don't want yours..DIBS!


I wonder what these these teethy beasties use for floss?
Methinks that floss for the GH brood would resemble this.
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Old 10-07-2008, 02:50 AM   #494 (permalink)
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these give me the porcine vapors...


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Old 10-08-2008, 05:38 PM   #495 (permalink)
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GH! Beware of the Giant Women. They are coming for you!



The emasculation is truly complete...
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Old 10-09-2008, 06:35 AM   #496 (permalink)
 
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That looks similar to a Cozy Burger from Cozy Inn, Salina, Kansas,
'cept they don't mess around with that lettuce stuff.

I will take Giant Hamburger there for his Birthday.

http://aht.seriouseats.com/archives/...na_kansas.html

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Old 10-09-2008, 10:40 AM   #497 (permalink)
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I will look forward to your company and the onion-filled aroma that only a brace of Cozy Burgers can exude in my not-too-distant future.

Be warned, my appetites are voracious!
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Old 10-09-2008, 03:47 PM   #498 (permalink)
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GH! Beware of the Giant Women. They are coming for you!



The emasculation is truly complete...
Words fail.

She's actual size but she seems much bigger to me.
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Old 10-10-2008, 05:57 AM   #499 (permalink)
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I highly recommend a pair of these... they have served me well.

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Old 10-10-2008, 06:06 AM   #500 (permalink)
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So when he's really excited, it's a burger joint AND a sausage stand.
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Old 10-10-2008, 06:09 AM   #501 (permalink)
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ba-doom ...crash!
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Old 10-10-2008, 01:19 PM   #502 (permalink)
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Old 10-10-2008, 04:01 PM   #503 (permalink)
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I recommend the Louisville Leopard Percussionists

Especially the music and video clips... HBO made a special for them in 2006.
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Old 10-10-2008, 07:32 PM   #504 (permalink)
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So when he's really excited, it's a burger joint AND a sausage stand.


GH is tented, and note that birthday! Definitely not human.

Perhaps due to his close approach?
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Old 11-07-2008, 08:01 AM   #505 (permalink)
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Enjoying the beautiful scenery . . .
Indeed. I am lusting for big one. Vacation destination, sw'd I meant.

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Old 01-28-2009, 10:46 AM   #506 (permalink)
 
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My bereftness at his lack of prescence needs asuaging.
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Old 01-29-2009, 09:18 AM   #507 (permalink)
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Hail Ring!

You have summoned me.

For you, I will fill my electronic tongue with blood and wag it.

It is nice to be missed. There is little room in this modern world for giant hamburgers.
I will fade into the shadows from time to time but when you need me just stand naked in front of a mirror and say "giant hamburger" five times.

The result will be our secret.
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Old 01-29-2009, 11:40 AM   #508 (permalink)
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damn burger secrets..............
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Old 01-29-2009, 12:16 PM   #509 (permalink)
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I am more hermetical than secretive.
Once you pierce the semi-permeable membrane of my crunchy exterior,
you will find the recondite qualities of my life denuded for your pleasure.
Then you will never be seen again.
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Old 01-29-2009, 01:00 PM   #510 (permalink)
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The Japanese have a word for GH's secret: Umami. Fortunately, he has obliterated them in a shower of scalding burger juice, and sent his meaty minions among them to adjust the survivors to a more pliant frame of mind.

Hail, GH. It is well that you are back.
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Old 01-29-2009, 01:26 PM   #511 (permalink)
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Ahoy Brewmaster Tophat!

Your kind words warm my flesh.
I will insert your brain into my most powerful robot.
My enemies will tremble before you.
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Old 01-29-2009, 02:14 PM   #512 (permalink)
 
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The fun house mirrors that make me appear 30 pounds slimmer,
are on back order...so
for now, I am having fun posing in front of
the electric blue colored witches ball,
on my neighbors lawn.

It is five degrees below zero farenheit-with a 30 mph breeze.
99.9 percent of the small town inhabitants are very depressed republicans.

If I take my gloves and hat off,
it will probably make the front page of our 5 page gossip rag newspaper.

I will send you a copy.




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Hail Ring!

You have summoned me.

For you, I will fill my electronic tongue with blood and wag it.

It is nice to be missed. There is little room in this modern world for giant hamburgers.
I will fade into the shadows from time to time but when you need me just stand naked in front of a mirror and say "giant hamburger" five times.

The result will be our secret.
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Old 03-17-2009, 03:45 PM   #513 (permalink)
 
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So close.
Maddeningly close.





Visions of Porphyrins plague my slumber.




I fear for my hide.

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Old 03-18-2009, 11:52 AM   #514 (permalink)
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Let that hide fall about your ankles and prance beneath the sun's gloam in the freedom of vascularized skeletal nudity.
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Old 03-31-2009, 05:37 PM   #515 (permalink)
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Spring is here.

GH is now gamboling in the warm ocean waters, exchanging joyful bites with his cartilaginous friends.
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Old 04-01-2009, 06:51 AM   #516 (permalink)
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wow..........quite the chunk of sushi there kramus......


good luck with that GH.......although,shouldn't be a problem with your voracious appetite...
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Old 04-01-2009, 07:45 AM   #517 (permalink)
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A recent milestone in burgerdom?

Food News: West Michigan Whitecaps Giant Burger Promotion Welcome to GrubGrade

....it's a 4 pound sambo and 4800+ calories, though I understand the beef is only 1.67 lbs. What more could you ask for?



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Old 04-04-2009, 05:40 PM   #518 (permalink)
 
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Let that hide fall about your ankles and prance beneath the sun's gloam in the freedom of vascularized skeletal nudity.

I have been experiencing progress, with your last request.


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Old 07-16-2009, 04:19 PM   #519 (permalink)
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It is the summer season and across the land burgers are sizzling on grills... happiness and contentment are felt by many. Except for the Giant Hamburger...

It feels the pain of its many offspring. And so begins the annual summer rampage!!

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Old 07-17-2009, 06:55 AM   #520 (permalink)
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I thought this thread was gone for good.

My rampages continue at their seasonal pace
but sometimes the world smells of blood
because my nose is bleeding.
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