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Nancy · 02-21-2005, 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giant Hamburger

I will cover you in the finest wasp-waisted, jewel-encrusted poodle dogs that money could buy. I'll show you things you won't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. We could watch C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. Sadly, all those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain.

I despise poodles, GH

Astrocloud · 02-21-2005, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nancy

I despise poodles, GH

No, they're cute.

Charlatan · 02-21-2005, 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nancy

I despise poodles, GH

Don't worry Nancy... GH was just being Batty...

that is funny on so many levels...

K-Wise · 02-21-2005, 05:03 PM

I see Nancy and I have something else in common.

Asta!!

Giant Hamburger · 02-22-2005, 09:38 AM

Hail Poodle Haters!

I would like to introduce you to Floof...

She hates you too.

Tophat665 · 02-22-2005, 08:28 PM

Looks like something Frank from <i>Donnie Darko</i> might date.

However, you have moved me with that image to song....<blockquote><I>Evelyn, a modified dog
viewed the quivering fringe of a special doiley
draped across the piano with some surprise.
In the darkened room with the chairs dismayed
and the horrible curtains muffled the rain
she could hardly believe her eyes.
A curious breeze, a garlic breathe
that sounded like a snore
somewhere near the Steinway or even from within
had caused the doiley's fringe to waft and tremble in the gloom.

Evelyn the dog having undergone further modification
Pondered the significance of short-person behavior
in pedal depressed, pan-chromatic resonance
and other highly ambient domains.

"Arf," she said.</i></blockquote>Poodles are ok. They soak up spilled beer like nothing else. (*mung puppy!*)

K-Wise · 02-22-2005, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giant Hamburger

Hail Poodle Haters!

I would like to introduce you to Floof...

She hates you too.

Floof had best keep it's distance from me or else

Asta!!

Astrocloud · 02-24-2005, 01:17 PM

Giant Hamburger · 02-24-2005, 02:32 PM

Hail Astrocloud!

You have given me many rare and beautiful gifts in this thread.
There is wisdom to be gleaned from those spoken words.
If only I can make this Herculean carcass produce a few more steaks!
Then maybe the ladies would notice me.

Look for your reward in the night sky,
It will come when you least expect it.
-GH

K-Wise · 02-24-2005, 02:58 PM

I just listened to that whole thing and I have no words.

Asta!!

Astrocloud · 02-24-2005, 03:34 PM

Let us not forget where Hamburger comes from:

Astrocloud · 02-24-2005, 03:41 PM

And GH our bastard love child has been spotted by Nasa Scientists:

http://www.hypography.com/article.cfm?id=32546

Quote:

Hubble Astronomers Feast on Interstellar Hamburger
Aug 2 2002 @ 09:15 by NASA/JPL

Hold the pickles; hold the lettuce. Space is serving up giant hamburgers.

NASA's Hubble Space Telescope has snapped a photograph of a strange object that bears an uncanny resemblance to a hamburger. The object, nicknamed Gomez's Hamburger, is a Sun-like star nearing the end of its life. It already has expelled large amounts of gas and dust and is on its way to becoming acolorful, glowing planetary nebula.

The ingredients for the giant celestial hamburger are dust and light. The hamburger buns are light reflecting off dust, and the patty is the dark band of dust in the middle. The Hubble Heritage image was taken Feb. 22, 2002, with the Wide Field and Planetary Camera 2, designed and built by NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory, Pasadena, Calif.

The image shows the structure of Gomez's Hamburger with high resolution, particularly the striking dark band of dust that cuts across the middle. The dark band is actually the shadow of a thick disk around the central star, which is seen edge-on from Earth. The star itself, with a surface temperature of approximately 10,000 degrees Celsius (18,000 degrees Fahrenheit), is hidden within this disk. However, light from the star does emerge in the directions perpendicular to the disk and illuminates dust above and below it.

The reason why the star is surrounded by a thick, dusty disk remains somewhat uncertain. It is possible that the central object is actually a pair of stars. If so, then the star that ejected the nebula may be rapidly rotating, expelling material mostly from its equatorial regions.

Stars with masses similar to our Sun's end their lives as planetary nebulae. The star evolves to become a bloated red giant, with a girth about 100 times greater than its original diameter. Then it ejects its outer layers into space, exposing the star's hot core. Ultraviolet radiation from the central core streams out into the surrounding ejected gas, causing it to glow. The glowing gas is called a planetary nebula. The Hubble Space Telescope has provided numerous spectacular images of planetary nebulae over the past several years.

Less well-known are "proto-planetary nebulae," objects like Gomez's Hamburger that are in a state of evolution immediately before the true planetary-nebula stage. Just after the red giant expels its outer layers, the remnant star in the center is still relatively cool. Consequently, it emits ordinary visible light, but not yet any ultraviolet radiation. Therefore the surrounding gas does not glow.

However, the ejected material also contains vast numbers of microscopic dust particles, which can reflect the starlight and make the material visible. This same effect of "light scattering" produces halos around streetlights on a foggy night.

The lifetime of a proto-planetary nebula is very brief. In less than a thousand years, astronomers expect that the central star will become hot enough to make the dust particles evaporate, thus exposing the star to view. At that time the surrounding gas will glow. Gomez's Hamburger will have become a beautiful, glowing planetary nebula.

Gomez's Hamburger was discovered on sky photographs obtained by Arturo Gomez, an astronomer at the Cerro Tololo Inter-American Observatory in Chile. The photos suggested that there was a dark band across the object, but its exact structure was difficult to determine because of the atmospheric turbulence that
hampers all images taken from the ground.

The Space Telescope Science Institute is operated by the Association of Universities for Research in Astronomy, Inc., for NASA, under contract with the Goddard Space Flight Center, Greenbelt, Md. The Hubble Space Telescope is a project of international cooperation between NASA and the European Space Agency. The California Institute of Technology, Pasadena manages JPL for NASA.

Image Credit: NASA and the Hubble Heritage Team (STScI/AURA)
Acknowledgment: A. Gomez (Cerro Tololo Inter-American Observatory)

uncle phil · 02-24-2005, 03:46 PM

christ...jesus is weeping...

K-Wise · 02-24-2005, 04:06 PM

That burger star is making me hungry

Asta!!

Giant Hamburger · 02-24-2005, 09:37 PM

I cant believe this thread still cheats death.
It reminds me of this one...
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=4396
I'm off to find my thread about sausages.

Troublebot · 02-25-2005, 10:41 AM

Speaking of cheating death...

I come to defend my loyal ally, GH!

Those who dare besmerch his name face a wrathful Troublebot.

I'm chock full of wrath people!

And I'm gone...

Charlatan · 02-25-2005, 10:54 AM

This thread is un-dead and so will never die... Unlike his latest victim:

Giant Hamburger · 02-25-2005, 01:40 PM

Even though it has blown the dust of my good friend Troublebot,
this thread has gone too far...
RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

Charlatan · 02-25-2005, 01:56 PM

The only way to slay the Kraken is to get my old pal Perseus into action...

Harry Hamlin was a sexier Perseus though...

Manuel Hong · 02-25-2005, 02:28 PM

Hmmm...I just caught up on this thread and the one linked above regarding GH's spaceflight. I can only speculate that the flight mission was a ruse to build an army of vampires! The Horror!

Charlatan · 02-25-2005, 02:46 PM

Manuel... only now do you see the true horror of he who is known as Giant Hamburger...

His reach is infinite... he can control powers beyond our reckoning... he must be stopped.

paddyjoe · 02-25-2005, 03:25 PM

pssst...hey GH

when you're ready for a break from fighting all these burger vampires and alien burgers, come on up....I got sumpin for ya:

Astrocloud · 03-02-2005, 02:11 AM

Charlatan · 03-02-2005, 06:06 AM

Into every generation one is chosen
to do battle with the evil
that is the Mighty Giant Hamberger...

He is Wimpy... the slayer.

Giant Hamburger · 03-02-2005, 08:57 AM

Little known facts about this moocher of burgers:

He originally was a referee for Popeye's professional fights.

He has at least 24 college degrees and a "lofty" IQ.

Wimpy is quite the ladies' man. It's his silver tongue, again. He can sweet-talk any woman on Earth (and will surely try it if he finds out she has access to hamburgers). He has wooed all sorts of females, human and otherwise. He has had more than one affair with the SeaHag, and their relationship to this day is questionable.

He's a poet and here's a sample:

J. WELLINGTON WIMPY'S
APOSTROPHE TO A DESERT DAISY

Oh, flower of death, so frail, so red,
Growing from a thing so dead -
Even as l will! be quite soon-
Merely bones 'neath sun and moon
Oh, life -oh, death-so close akin,
Though death can't lose- life can't win
For death is sure, but life-ah well,
'Tis not for me to break the spell
That binds all things in a mighty plan
That can't be changed by laws of man -
That can't be altered by human tricks,
Or e'en be tilted by politics-
Fate alone can pull the strings
That control all human and earthly things.
It is just so: and so 'twill be,
Till the very end of Eternity-
So I cast my lot along with my kind,
And there'll be nobody above to remind-
To remind the gatekeeper an' pass the tip
That J.W. Wimpy was only a gyp.
But-shall you Live? You-just a weed!
To scatter forth your worthless seed-
While I, creation's thing supreme,
Pass on to further nature's scheme?
Nay! Nay! Not so! I'll turn about-
I'm Fate today, you lowly sprout-
I'll pull you up, you little cuss-
Hah! Dust do dust the each of us!
Oh, desert daisy, so pure, so sweet,
You grew from soil that once was meat-
Aye, meat of my choice you chose for food-
Oh, why?-Why have I been so rude?
We both crave beef; we're unlike the others- We're kindred souls; we may be brothers-
But I've killed you. my flower so bright, Plucked you from your home so white.
Sorrow stills my desert madness,
Wild emotions turn to sadness-
But in my brain there is no lull.
ror I picked you from your desert skull-
A skull your throne, whereupon you sat-
And the skull of a cow at that, at that-
And the skull of a lovely cow at that-
And the skull of a lovely cow at that-

Fly · 03-02-2005, 11:34 AM

GH......in my travels.....i gathered these two skulls in the foothills of Alberta a few years back......they are mounted on a large stump in my backyard.

and seeing as how i now understand.........i would like for you to have them.

it is all about the skull isn't it?

*do you like the cigar smoke effect?*

Charlatan · 03-02-2005, 11:44 AM

Dear Giant Hamburger

Your nefarious days are coming to an end.

Love

Charlatan

Astrocloud · 03-02-2005, 01:50 PM

Wimpy owes me money, come tuesday.

Manuel Hong · 03-02-2005, 05:20 PM

This thread is even more surreal due to the man speaking of the mighty hamburger's tutonic herculean carcasses operating in the black and that music...
GH is starting to scare me, even if he does look so Wimpy.

Charlatan · 03-03-2005, 05:49 AM

Woman Sees Sad Face of Ronald McDonald in Hamburger Bun - Renews Loyalty to McDonalds

A woman who found herself confronted by the sorrowful visage of Ronald McDonald on the bun of a hamburger purchased from a local diner has vowed to never buy a non-McDonalds burger again.

Susan Haley, 42, initially couldn't believe what she saw when she lifted the bun of a hamburger she'd ordered from Daddio's Diner outside of San Antonio, Texas, but was soon convinced that, discernable within the toast mark outlines on the bread was the unmistakable image of the frowning face of the famous McDonalds icon, Ronald McDonald.

"I was devastated at what I saw. Seeing Ronald's heartbroken face on that bun really shook me," remarked a still visibly distraught Haley, who continued after taking a moment to regain her composure, "It made me feel so guilty, like I'd really let him down. And even though I know Ronald McDonald isn't the kind of clown to intend such a thing, I felt as though his eyes were condemning me for my betrayal. Oh God, I can still see them now. I'm so ashamed."

After absorbing the immediate shock and emotion of the incident, Haley says the experience has caused her to reflect on certain aspects of her life.

"First off, I don't know what I was doing in that place to start with. After all, I love McDonalds and its entire menu, not just the burgers which are so irresistibly delicious. I guess I just wanted to try something new, to see what else was out there. But now I see the error of my ways - after all, there is no virtue more virtuous than loyalty, and besides, that other place used whole leafs of lettuce instead of the shredded kind, and I wouldn't have seen Ronald in the first place if they didn't toast their buns, which is just bizarre. Yes, from now on I will never buy another burger from a restaurant besides McDonalds."

The appearance of Ronald McDonald on the bun of a hamburger adds to the recent spate of notable countenances manifesting in food, which has included the materialization of Paris Hilton on a grilled cheese sandwich, the discovery of a potato chip shaped like Ernest Hemingway, and the face of Stalin on a tortilla.

Astrocloud · 03-03-2005, 03:57 PM

Giant Hamburger · 03-04-2005, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manuel Hong

GH is starting to scare me, even if he does look so Wimpy.

Go forth, my giant ape, into yonder forum

and find me the one who calls me wimpy.

Charlatan · 03-05-2005, 11:47 AM

The monsters just keep coming...

Tis said that beauty truly killed the beast... so Fay Wray must be resurrected (she was way better than Jessica Lange)

The ape doesn't have a chance... but just in case...

LOOK! It's a giant banana!

Manuel Hong · 03-05-2005, 02:38 PM

Oh save me giant banana!! GH has sent the Hurculian ape for my tutonian carcass.

Tophat665 · 03-05-2005, 07:07 PM

Great Allah's Undergarments! A primate of unusual size. Only a matter of time now before this thread goes apeshit.

SaltPork · 03-07-2005, 07:52 PM

...and the beat goes on...

Charlatan · 03-08-2005, 05:42 AM

OH MY GOD!!!!!

Giant Hamburger has turned flyman into one of his minions!

YOU BASTARD!!!

(you can tell it's flyman because of the guitar and the half baked expression)

Manuel Hong · 03-08-2005, 10:22 AM

Is Flyman really Eddie Van Halen (Von Burgermeister-Meisterburger)?

Charlatan · 03-20-2005, 07:35 PM

Damn you Giant Hamburger!!!

Despite my best efforts it appears this thread may be dead... You cursed undead burger of the night!

/sobs

I will not yeild!

CLEAR!!!

beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
Hit him again!

CLEAR!!!!!

beep....beep.....beep....beep

Alive to fight another day... to spread the truth about your insideous ways...

Fremen · 03-20-2005, 08:35 PM

We be in trouble, boys and girls! GH can resurrect dead presidents for his army!

02-21-2005, 05:03 PM	#44 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	I see Nancy and I have something else in common. Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

02-22-2005, 08:28 PM	#46 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Looks like something Frank from <i>Donnie Darko</i> might date. However, you have moved me with that image to song....<blockquote><I>Evelyn, a modified dog viewed the quivering fringe of a special doiley draped across the piano with some surprise. In the darkened room with the chairs dismayed and the horrible curtains muffled the rain she could hardly believe her eyes. A curious breeze, a garlic breathe that sounded like a snore somewhere near the Steinway or even from within had caused the doiley's fringe to waft and tremble in the gloom. Evelyn the dog having undergone further modification Pondered the significance of short-person behavior in pedal depressed, pan-chromatic resonance and other highly ambient domains. "Arf," she said.</i></blockquote>Poodles are ok. They soak up spilled beer like nothing else. (mung puppy!) __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

02-24-2005, 02:58 PM	#50 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	I just listened to that whole thing and I have no words. Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

02-24-2005, 03:46 PM	#53 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	christ...jesus is weeping... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-24-2005, 04:06 PM	#54 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	That burger star is making me hungry Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

02-22-2005, 09:38 AM	#45 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Hail Poodle Haters! I would like to introduce you to Floof... She hates you too.

02-24-2005, 01:17 PM	#48 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	<embed src=" http://evolution-control.com/sounds/gunderphonic/10%20-%20The%20ECC%20-%20The%20Mighty%20Hamburger.mp3" autostart="TRUE" loop="TRUE" hide=”TRUE">

02-24-2005, 02:32 PM	#49 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Hail Astrocloud! You have given me many rare and beautiful gifts in this thread. There is wisdom to be gleaned from those spoken words. If only I can make this Herculean carcass produce a few more steaks! Then maybe the ladies would notice me. Look for your reward in the night sky, It will come when you least expect it. -GH

02-24-2005, 03:34 PM	#51 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Let us not forget where Hamburger comes from:

02-24-2005, 09:37 PM	#55 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	I cant believe this thread still cheats death. It reminds me of this one... http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=4396 I'm off to find my thread about sausages.

02-25-2005, 10:41 AM	#56 (permalink)
Troublebot Intently Rocking Location: Davey's	Speaking of cheating death... I come to defend my loyal ally, GH! Those who dare besmerch his name face a wrathful Troublebot. I'm chock full of wrath people! And I'm gone... __________________ Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend. Wind: [whistling] I hate you.

02-25-2005, 10:54 AM	#57 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	This thread is un-dead and so will never die... Unlike his latest victim: __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke Last edited by Charlatan; 02-25-2005 at 11:50 AM..

02-25-2005, 01:40 PM	#58 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Even though it has blown the dust of my good friend Troublebot, this thread has gone too far... RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

02-25-2005, 01:56 PM	#59 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	The only way to slay the Kraken is to get my old pal Perseus into action... Harry Hamlin was a sexier Perseus though... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke Last edited by Charlatan; 02-25-2005 at 02:43 PM..

02-25-2005, 02:28 PM	#60 (permalink)
Manuel Hong Addict Location: Land of the puny, wimpy states	Hmmm...I just caught up on this thread and the one linked above regarding GH's spaceflight. I can only speculate that the flight mission was a ruse to build an army of vampires! The Horror! __________________ Believe nothing, even if I tell it to you, unless it meets with your own good common sense and experience. - Siddhartha Gautama (The Buddha)

02-25-2005, 02:46 PM	#61 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Manuel... only now do you see the true horror of he who is known as Giant Hamburger... His reach is infinite... he can control powers beyond our reckoning... he must be stopped. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

02-25-2005, 03:25 PM	#62 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	pssst...hey GH when you're ready for a break from fighting all these burger vampires and alien burgers, come on up....I got sumpin for ya:

03-02-2005, 02:11 AM	#63 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd

03-02-2005, 06:06 AM	#64 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Into every generation one is chosen to do battle with the evil that is the Mighty Giant Hamberger... He is Wimpy... the slayer. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

03-02-2005, 08:57 AM	#65 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Little known facts about this moocher of burgers: He originally was a referee for Popeye's professional fights. He has at least 24 college degrees and a "lofty" IQ. Wimpy is quite the ladies' man. It's his silver tongue, again. He can sweet-talk any woman on Earth (and will surely try it if he finds out she has access to hamburgers). He has wooed all sorts of females, human and otherwise. He has had more than one affair with the SeaHag, and their relationship to this day is questionable. He's a poet and here's a sample: J. WELLINGTON WIMPY'S APOSTROPHE TO A DESERT DAISY Oh, flower of death, so frail, so red, Growing from a thing so dead - Even as l will! be quite soon- Merely bones 'neath sun and moon Oh, life -oh, death-so close akin, Though death can't lose- life can't win For death is sure, but life-ah well, 'Tis not for me to break the spell That binds all things in a mighty plan That can't be changed by laws of man - That can't be altered by human tricks, Or e'en be tilted by politics- Fate alone can pull the strings That control all human and earthly things. It is just so: and so 'twill be, Till the very end of Eternity- So I cast my lot along with my kind, And there'll be nobody above to remind- To remind the gatekeeper an' pass the tip That J.W. Wimpy was only a gyp. But-shall you Live? You-just a weed! To scatter forth your worthless seed- While I, creation's thing supreme, Pass on to further nature's scheme? Nay! Nay! Not so! I'll turn about- I'm Fate today, you lowly sprout- I'll pull you up, you little cuss- Hah! Dust do dust the each of us! Oh, desert daisy, so pure, so sweet, You grew from soil that once was meat- Aye, meat of my choice you chose for food- Oh, why?-Why have I been so rude? We both crave beef; we're unlike the others- We're kindred souls; we may be brothers- But I've killed you. my flower so bright, Plucked you from your home so white. Sorrow stills my desert madness, Wild emotions turn to sadness- But in my brain there is no lull. ror I picked you from your desert skull- A skull your throne, whereupon you sat- And the skull of a cow at that, at that- And the skull of a lovely cow at that- And the skull of a lovely cow at that-

03-02-2005, 11:34 AM	#66 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	GH......in my travels.....i gathered these two skulls in the foothills of Alberta a few years back......they are mounted on a large stump in my backyard. and seeing as how i now understand.........i would like for you to have them. it is all about the skull isn't it? do you like the cigar smoke effect? __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

03-02-2005, 11:44 AM	#67 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Dear Giant Hamburger Your nefarious days are coming to an end. Love Charlatan __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

03-02-2005, 01:50 PM	#68 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Wimpy owes me money, come tuesday.

03-02-2005, 05:20 PM	#69 (permalink)
Manuel Hong Addict Location: Land of the puny, wimpy states	This thread is even more surreal due to the man speaking of the mighty hamburger's tutonic herculean carcasses operating in the black and that music... GH is starting to scare me, even if he does look so Wimpy. __________________ Believe nothing, even if I tell it to you, unless it meets with your own good common sense and experience. - Siddhartha Gautama (The Buddha)

03-03-2005, 05:49 AM	#70 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Woman Sees Sad Face of Ronald McDonald in Hamburger Bun - Renews Loyalty to McDonalds A woman who found herself confronted by the sorrowful visage of Ronald McDonald on the bun of a hamburger purchased from a local diner has vowed to never buy a non-McDonalds burger again. Susan Haley, 42, initially couldn't believe what she saw when she lifted the bun of a hamburger she'd ordered from Daddio's Diner outside of San Antonio, Texas, but was soon convinced that, discernable within the toast mark outlines on the bread was the unmistakable image of the frowning face of the famous McDonalds icon, Ronald McDonald. "I was devastated at what I saw. Seeing Ronald's heartbroken face on that bun really shook me," remarked a still visibly distraught Haley, who continued after taking a moment to regain her composure, "It made me feel so guilty, like I'd really let him down. And even though I know Ronald McDonald isn't the kind of clown to intend such a thing, I felt as though his eyes were condemning me for my betrayal. Oh God, I can still see them now. I'm so ashamed." After absorbing the immediate shock and emotion of the incident, Haley says the experience has caused her to reflect on certain aspects of her life. "First off, I don't know what I was doing in that place to start with. After all, I love McDonalds and its entire menu, not just the burgers which are so irresistibly delicious. I guess I just wanted to try something new, to see what else was out there. But now I see the error of my ways - after all, there is no virtue more virtuous than loyalty, and besides, that other place used whole leafs of lettuce instead of the shredded kind, and I wouldn't have seen Ronald in the first place if they didn't toast their buns, which is just bizarre. Yes, from now on I will never buy another burger from a restaurant besides McDonalds." The appearance of Ronald McDonald on the bun of a hamburger adds to the recent spate of notable countenances manifesting in food, which has included the materialization of Paris Hilton on a grilled cheese sandwich, the discovery of a potato chip shaped like Ernest Hemingway, and the face of Stalin on a tortilla. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

03-03-2005, 03:57 PM	#71 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Last edited by Astrocloud; 03-03-2005 at 04:06 PM..

03-05-2005, 11:47 AM	#73 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	The monsters just keep coming... Tis said that beauty truly killed the beast... so Fay Wray must be resurrected (she was way better than Jessica Lange) The ape doesn't have a chance... but just in case... LOOK! It's a giant banana! __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

03-05-2005, 02:38 PM	#74 (permalink)
Manuel Hong Addict Location: Land of the puny, wimpy states	Oh save me giant banana!! GH has sent the Hurculian ape for my tutonian carcass. __________________ Believe nothing, even if I tell it to you, unless it meets with your own good common sense and experience. - Siddhartha Gautama (The Buddha)

03-05-2005, 07:07 PM	#75 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Great Allah's Undergarments! A primate of unusual size. Only a matter of time now before this thread goes apeshit. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

03-07-2005, 07:52 PM	#76 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	...and the beat goes on... __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

03-08-2005, 05:42 AM	#77 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	OH MY GOD!!!!! Giant Hamburger has turned flyman into one of his minions! YOU BASTARD!!! (you can tell it's flyman because of the guitar and the half baked expression) __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

03-08-2005, 10:22 AM	#78 (permalink)
Manuel Hong Addict Location: Land of the puny, wimpy states	Is Flyman really Eddie Van Halen (Von Burgermeister-Meisterburger)? __________________ Believe nothing, even if I tell it to you, unless it meets with your own good common sense and experience. - Siddhartha Gautama (The Buddha)

03-20-2005, 07:35 PM	#79 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Damn you Giant Hamburger!!! Despite my best efforts it appears this thread may be dead... You cursed undead burger of the night! /sobs I will not yeild! CLEAR!!! beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep Hit him again! CLEAR!!!!! beep....beep.....beep....beep Alive to fight another day... to spread the truth about your insideous ways... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

03-20-2005, 08:35 PM	#80 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	We be in trouble, boys and girls! GH can resurrect dead presidents for his army! __________________ Google