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04-23-2008, 04:55 PM
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Getting it.
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Location: Lion City
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OK... is it just me, or is this really hot.
I have found Helen Mirren to be hot since I saw her in The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover... but wow. It's like she has unhinged her jaw to consume that burger. I bet she could put her fist in there... 
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04-27-2008, 01:46 AM
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Getting it.
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Location: Lion City
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Carrot man in on the hunt for the unhealthy. You *will* eat healthy food, dammit!!!"
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05-02-2008, 10:38 PM
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Getting it.
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Location: Lion City
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The size of his giganticness is increasing...
 Perhaps it is due to his growing need to help his old friend Giant Fries. He's been a bit down on his luck of late. Panhandling is just the least of his worries. 
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05-03-2008, 03:30 AM
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still, wondering.
Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge
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Um...that appears to be a man with his hand in his pocket.
Is that a clue? P.S. Can I automerge doublepost with you? P.S. Can I automerge doublepost with you?
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05-05-2008, 09:44 AM
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Devoted
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Location: New England
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Jack, jark, jink, jock, jook, jouk
...according to an online crossword cheat site. I'm thinking "Deluxe Jerk", however, since that mascot is smoking one of the fries like a giant doobie.
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05-13-2008, 05:53 AM
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Getting it.
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Location: Lion City
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Quote:
Quote:
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05-16-2008, 07:57 AM
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Location: low-velocity Earth orbit
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Fear not, my glands are devoid of pity.
I ceased wondering about sauces years ago. Charlatan created this thread in order to promote better Human-Hamburger relations. It is a communal mouthpiece that regurgitates many wonders. I find its affluence pleasing. |
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05-17-2008, 05:43 AM
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Getting it.
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Location: Lion City
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I created this thread to expose the evil that is the Giant Hamburger. Listen not to its ramblings. It will lull you into complacency and leave you, like Fremen, with a distended birth canal. It never tires. It never sleeps. It consumes all.
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05-20-2008, 08:34 AM
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still, wondering.
Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge
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Damn! I live in a world of only medium-sized hamburgers, and cannot yet approach an orbit.
Can I have onion rings instead of fries with that? And a chocolate shake? And new green sneakers?
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05-28-2008, 04:01 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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05-30-2008, 09:12 PM
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Getting it.
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Location: Lion City
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05-31-2008, 10:30 AM
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Location: reykjavík, iceland
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i was figuring the top of the bun does, in fact, look quite comfortable. i´d happily settle for the "one arse cheek each" rule
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06-10-2008, 08:53 AM
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Location: reykjavík, iceland
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 all the better to see you with.
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mother nature made the aeroplane, and the submarine sandwich, with the steady hands and dead eye of a remarkable sculptor. she shed her mountain turning training wheels, for the convenience of the moving sidewalk, that delivers the magnetic monkey children through the mouth of impossible calendar clock, into the devil's manhole cauldron. physics of a bicycle, isn't it remarkable? |
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