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Old 04-22-2008, 10:48 AM   #401 (permalink)
 
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Ghosts don't keep you awake, wheezing and snorfling all night,

if you have stockpiled enough slippers to throw at them.

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Old 04-22-2008, 08:08 PM   #402 (permalink)
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I freakin' love your toes man...............


.........no really.



i do.
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Old 04-23-2008, 04:55 PM   #403 (permalink)
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OK... is it just me, or is this really hot.

I have found Helen Mirren to be hot since I saw her in The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover... but wow. It's like she has unhinged her jaw to consume that burger. I bet she could put her fist in there...


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Old 04-26-2008, 01:27 AM   #404 (permalink)
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I love the ring.
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Old 04-27-2008, 01:46 AM   #405 (permalink)
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Carrot man in on the hunt for the unhealthy. You *will* eat healthy food, dammit!!!"

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Old 04-30-2008, 05:12 AM   #406 (permalink)
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I will pretend I have something resembling his magnificence's secret in my pocket.
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Old 05-02-2008, 10:38 PM   #407 (permalink)
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The size of his giganticness is increasing...



Perhaps it is due to his growing need to help his old friend Giant Fries. He's been a bit down on his luck of late. Panhandling is just the least of his worries.

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Old 05-03-2008, 03:30 AM   #408 (permalink)
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Um...that appears to be a man with his hand in his pocket.

Is that a clue?

P.S. Can I automerge doublepost with you?

P.S. Can I automerge doublepost with you?
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Old 05-03-2008, 05:56 AM   #409 (permalink)
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I must know what the second word is on the sign behind Giant Fries.

"Deluxe Junk"
"Deluxe Jerk"

What else could it be?
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Old 05-05-2008, 09:44 AM   #410 (permalink)
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Jack, jark, jink, jock, jook, jouk

...according to an online crossword cheat site.

I'm thinking "Deluxe Jerk", however, since that mascot is smoking one of the fries like a giant doobie.
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Old 05-05-2008, 10:45 AM   #411 (permalink)
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"Deluxe Jank!"
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Old 05-05-2008, 11:16 AM   #412 (permalink)
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The size of his giganticness is increasing...


She simply cannot fit Giant Hamburger into her mouth all at once!
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Old 05-13-2008, 05:53 AM   #413 (permalink)
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I must know what the second word is on the sign behind Giant Fries.

"Deluxe Junk"
"Deluxe Jerk"

What else could it be?
Deluxe Junk for the win...
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Of course, this being a hip community, even their antique shops offer items you won't find anywhere else. Here, the beans hang out with a giant French fry man in front of a "Deluxe Junk" shop. Black-bean-chili-cheese fries, anyone?
http://www.beans-around-the-world.com/fremont.html
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Old 05-15-2008, 10:15 AM   #414 (permalink)
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"Two all-beef patties, special SAUCE, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun."
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Old 05-15-2008, 11:16 AM   #415 (permalink)
 
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It could be be a reincornation event of massive proportions.

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Old 05-15-2008, 01:04 PM   #416 (permalink)
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That picture makes my swollen mammary glands secrete a viscous milky fluid
through turgid ducts hidden in the huge flaps of puffy white skin and sagging,
fatty bulges of my tumid thorax.
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Old 05-15-2008, 01:13 PM   #417 (permalink)
 
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Middle age is spreading.....
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Old 05-16-2008, 06:58 AM   #418 (permalink)
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Yeah. Leave the self-pity behind and embrace yourself. My only question is: why do you wonder about your sauce, sir?
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Old 05-16-2008, 07:57 AM   #419 (permalink)
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Fear not, my glands are devoid of pity.
I ceased wondering about sauces years ago.
Charlatan created this thread in order to promote better Human-Hamburger relations.
It is a communal mouthpiece that regurgitates many wonders.
I find its affluence pleasing.
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Old 05-17-2008, 05:43 AM   #420 (permalink)
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Charlatan created this thread in order to promote better Human-Hamburger relations.
It is a communal mouthpiece that regurgitates many wonders.
I find its affluence pleasing.
LIES!

I created this thread to expose the evil that is the Giant Hamburger.

Listen not to its ramblings. It will lull you into complacency and leave you, like Fremen, with a distended birth canal.

It never tires.
It never sleeps.
It consumes all.
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Old 05-20-2008, 07:49 AM   #421 (permalink)
 
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It never sleeps would be moi.

I do believe you are trying to arouse the sleeping embers,
of our most benevolent master.

Has he been crested yet?

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Old 05-20-2008, 08:34 AM   #422 (permalink)
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Damn! I live in a world of only medium-sized hamburgers, and cannot yet approach an orbit.

Can I have onion rings instead of fries with that?

And a chocolate shake?

And new green sneakers?
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Old 05-20-2008, 09:54 PM   #423 (permalink)
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I know not where I've been.
I only see the madness and the burger.
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Old 05-21-2008, 06:29 AM   #424 (permalink)
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I see the nefarious Astrocloud escaped his galactic encystment.
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Old 05-23-2008, 05:33 PM   #425 (permalink)
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I see a great slathering.

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Old 05-28-2008, 07:00 AM   #426 (permalink)
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Old 05-28-2008, 04:01 PM   #427 (permalink)
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tastes like chicken...
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Old 05-28-2008, 04:48 PM   #428 (permalink)
 
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Her mouth does not look inviting.
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Old 05-28-2008, 09:39 PM   #429 (permalink)
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Old 05-29-2008, 11:18 AM   #430 (permalink)
 
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Fe fi fo fum..I smell the ...

criminies, what is that smell?

Render unto...
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Old 05-30-2008, 09:12 PM   #431 (permalink)
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I think I just lost my condiments... that is the hotness.
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Old 05-31-2008, 09:45 AM   #432 (permalink)
 
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Kinda gives a new meaning to the old Bean Bag ,concept.
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Old 05-31-2008, 10:30 AM   #433 (permalink)
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i was figuring the top of the bun does, in fact, look quite comfortable. iŽd happily settle for the "one arse cheek each" rule
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physics of a bicycle, isn't it remarkable?
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Old 06-01-2008, 04:57 AM   #434 (permalink)
 
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Old 06-01-2008, 01:37 PM   #435 (permalink)
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Old 06-09-2008, 06:55 PM   #436 (permalink)
 
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It's an eye thing.
kinda like ya know the horus and their ilk.

He is the master of intent and I bet it would be awesome fun
to gaze into those intent eyes.

I'm sure happy glad he procreated.

anyways...here's lookin' at you kid.

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Old 06-10-2008, 08:44 AM   #437 (permalink)
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I have eyes for you, Ring!

I think you will find them delicious.
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Old 06-10-2008, 08:53 AM   #438 (permalink)
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all the better to see you with.
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mother nature made the aeroplane, and the submarine sandwich, with the steady hands and dead eye of a remarkable sculptor.
she shed her mountain turning training wheels, for the convenience of the moving sidewalk, that delivers the magnetic monkey children through the mouth of impossible calendar clock, into the devil's manhole cauldron.
physics of a bicycle, isn't it remarkable?
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Old 06-10-2008, 08:56 AM   #439 (permalink)
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Now we are getting somewhere!
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Old 06-10-2008, 10:05 AM   #440 (permalink)
 
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I know you like the back of my hand.
I think you like the front too.

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