Jetée

I posted this for your anniversary, but some uncouth Taxman went away with it all, leaving behind only a cluttered chalk outline of your former present.
I thought you needed the reminding.

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

Ourcrazymodern?

Your holiness believes.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

ring

his holiness is bad

Jetée

the evolution of "bad"



"The Fuzz"




"DevilBurger"

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

ring

You be talkin' 'bout donut eaters now, right?

Jetée

I think I had a dream about donuts last night, and then it evolved into me either falling in love with a prepubescent girl, or having to protect her and her friend from house guests.

I fell asleep from exhaustion in my dream as well, so I'm a dullard in both in my scopes of reality, it seems.


The Lady's Brunch Burger - Side View



I went and did it. Paula Deen's Lady's Brunch Burger. Bacon, egg and a burger between a sliced glazed donut. I'm going to hell.

read about it here

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

Ourcrazymodern?

Jet!!

"I fell asleep from exhaustion in my dream as well, so I'm a dullard in both in my scopes of reality, it seems."?


Within all I have heard from you, I witnessed no lies before.

GH will not approve.

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Jetée

I feel so small now. And devoid of savour.

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

Charlatan

Not sure.

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Jetée

Who's child is that? I've never seen him before.

More anthropomorphic hush puppies:

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

Ourcrazymodern?

The Giant doesn't fail to appreciate his minions.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

Giant Hamburger

I approve of all foods that have a fried egg on top.

If I could fry an egg large enough to cover the world
humans would finally know peace on earth
BECAUSE I WOULD EAT IT.

Ourcrazymodern?

I love it when your nose gets tired.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

Charlatan

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

uncle phil

and sunny-side up, too...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Ourcrazymodern?

Let's think about dinosaur eggs for a moment:



but remember these were good meat, once upon a time.

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Tophat665

Giant Hamburgers are all fine and well and praiseworthy, but the Gusburger is truly the eternal icon of burgerdom:


And in case the meaty minions of the great one should be sent to eforce a change of opinion, please....


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Do you suppose that the soldiers of the GH conquest will be Minion Rings? Just a thought.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

ring

Jetée

As it is, and because of the combination of coincidence of my name's sake, chaos will soon reign.

Eggs shall have their feature (for at least one more page, and at least from me).

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

Ourcrazymodern?

Are you a little depressed?

GH wants you happy.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

Tophat665

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Jetée

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

Giant Hamburger

Although more expensive to raise, happy animals taste better.

ring

Here's a particularly cheerful morsel for you:

Charlatan

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Giant Hamburger

Fremen

The Bearded Lady is really the Burger King??!??
No wonder she likes to wear tights.


Does she hang out in the Leaning Tower of Burger?

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Google

Ourcrazymodern?

His tower reaches to the heavens.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

Redlemon

GH was recently discovered to be ravaging the lands of Halifax. Fortunately, the local government has put up posters identifying the monster and advising the populace on how to deal with the threat:



Just Fork It.

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I can't read your signature. Sorry.

Charlatan

OK, I'm sorry but that's really hot...



...and greasy.

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Fly

i'd eat that burger myself Charlie..........

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

Giant Hamburger

I like mudkips

Fly

from the front or the back?

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

Ourcrazymodern?

It doesn't matter, he loves me.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

Fremen

I think GH has been seeing someone else, too. Here is one result.

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Google

ring

Wow, a new Pez dispenser.

I hope capital gh, is pleased with his stocking stuffer.

uncle phil

is that a flowery eyeball growing out of his ass?

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Charlatan

Even the powerful bow at the feet of the mighty GH and take communion with his juicy flesh...

...just don't forget the spicy mustard.

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

ring

secret milkshake wink nod sneeze hiccup paroxysms

Charlatan

He touches us all...

It's good to be the king.

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke