Originally Posted by Giant Hamburger

A bird pooped directly in my ear hole this morning on the walk to work.
I was in full stride and it was flying in a perpendicular direction.
It was an incredible shot.
The calculations involved reveal a malignant intelligence I have always suspected.
Only my earphones stopped it from going into my brain.
I suspect trace amounts of avian flu virus H5N1 is now gnawing its way through my delicate eardrum.
My days are possibly numbered.
Just in case, Good bye forever.