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Old 06-10-2008, 01:51 PM   #441 (permalink)
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Old 06-10-2008, 04:15 PM   #442 (permalink)
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Old 06-11-2008, 08:15 AM   #443 (permalink)
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mother nature made the aeroplane, and the submarine sandwich, with the steady hands and dead eye of a remarkable sculptor.
she shed her mountain turning training wheels, for the convenience of the moving sidewalk, that delivers the magnetic monkey children through the mouth of impossible calendar clock, into the devil's manhole cauldron.
physics of a bicycle, isn't it remarkable?
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Old 06-11-2008, 05:47 PM   #444 (permalink)
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I think lava's cool.

...I still think it's his sauce.
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Old 06-17-2008, 04:01 PM   #445 (permalink)
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Old 06-18-2008, 04:25 PM   #446 (permalink)
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A day in the life of GH...

Upon waking, he must shower:


He puts on his favourite hat:


Well... the one his wife let's him wear in public:


She dons hers... she prefers something understated, with a brim:


They put on their shoes:



and hit the road:



He takes his wife shopping for new clothes:



And stop for a little snack... he is evil, you know (or haven't you been paying attention).


He then heads for home and takes a load off in his favourite chair:
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Old 06-18-2008, 04:30 PM   #447 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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one sick puppy, you are...
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Old 06-19-2008, 07:24 AM   #448 (permalink)
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I shower in the evenings
and I want to eat that baby.
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Old 06-19-2008, 12:29 PM   #449 (permalink)
 
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Tartare!
Tartare!
Tartare!

The wee one needs naught but a tad of garlic, salt and pepper.
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Old 06-20-2008, 04:49 PM   #450 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Giant Hamburger
I shower in the evenings...
Oh but the shower in the evening is much different from the shower in the morning...

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Old 06-20-2008, 04:59 PM   #451 (permalink)
 
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Old 06-23-2008, 07:12 AM   #452 (permalink)
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Old 06-23-2008, 04:30 PM   #453 (permalink)
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that green is stunning.


and a bidet to boot..........nicccccccccccccccccceeeeeeeeeee.
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Old 06-24-2008, 09:09 AM   #454 (permalink)
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Old 06-24-2008, 07:29 PM   #455 (permalink)
 
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"a goyles best fiend"

I think we need a thread dedicated to the bidet.
It was fun to watch my younger siblings arrange the Barbies and GI Joes
around the fountain.

My mom let us wash our feet in it too./ end digression.

Mayhem time?
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Old 06-25-2008, 04:17 PM   #456 (permalink)
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The undead and bidets go together like a hamburger and bun.

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Old 06-25-2008, 08:56 PM   #457 (permalink)
 
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okiest doky then..

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Old 06-26-2008, 12:43 PM   #458 (permalink)
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The imagery in this thread is pleasing to me
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Old 06-26-2008, 04:33 PM   #459 (permalink)
 
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This image has restored my faith in creative courage.

Tasty.
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Old 06-27-2008, 07:16 AM   #460 (permalink)
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Old 06-27-2008, 04:09 PM   #461 (permalink)
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shouldn't there be a beer can sticking out of it's ass?



beer can chicken on the bbq is killer..........
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Old 06-28-2008, 03:27 AM   #462 (permalink)
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wait a minute...GH posting a picture of a chicken?

is it oxymoronic?

will the sky fall?

/me runs for the nearest KFC...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 06-28-2008, 06:26 AM   #463 (permalink)
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It's a giant evil chicken so all is right with the world.
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Old 06-28-2008, 07:56 AM   #464 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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I might pollute your thread;
without photo-bucketed nasties.
Pretend they are there.

I remain, wishing.
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Old 06-28-2008, 09:21 AM   #465 (permalink)
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i still say.....it needs a freakin' beer can to add to the flavour........no?
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Old 06-29-2008, 01:03 AM   #466 (permalink)
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From the earth rose a new power...

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Old 06-29-2008, 07:03 PM   #467 (permalink)
 
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GH's priorities will ensure that only the strongest shall prevail.


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Old 06-30-2008, 02:48 AM   #468 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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boo on weakness...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 06-30-2008, 05:57 AM   #469 (permalink)
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Sorry to back up the thread a moment, but Mrs. GH might be interested in the following when GH is unavailable:


Tentacle Silicone Dildo
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Old 07-02-2008, 03:27 PM   #470 (permalink)
 
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ummm...that's just.

One ringy-dingbatringy...anyone home?

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Old 07-03-2008, 08:10 PM   #471 (permalink)
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Eat one and gain a life...

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Old 07-07-2008, 09:15 AM   #472 (permalink)
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I believe that Mrs. GH also requires some bling:

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Old 07-07-2008, 10:47 AM   #473 (permalink)
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I would wear that with pride as I strolled down the boulevard.
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Old 07-15-2008, 01:26 PM   #474 (permalink)
 
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Is it time to freshen your toes?

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Old 07-15-2008, 07:49 PM   #475 (permalink)
let me be clear
 
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Or you could weather-seal your aggregate while barefooted. It lasts for months!
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Old 07-24-2008, 06:23 AM   #476 (permalink)
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It's his fucking sauce, I tell you!
Beam me up, GH, so I can tell you to your, um, face???
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Old 09-27-2008, 05:34 AM   #477 (permalink)
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Giant Hamburger... now available for weddings and bar mitzvahs.

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Old 09-27-2008, 07:57 AM   #478 (permalink)
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but, butt, I did this already.
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Old 09-27-2008, 08:15 AM   #479 (permalink)
 
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Raw meat digests easier.
I wouldn't have it any other way.

( Come back!, sir Giant H!, mother loves you, I know she does!)
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Old 09-29-2008, 01:31 PM   #480 (permalink)
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