Giant Hamburger

Have that woman hamburger bathed and sent to my tent.
She will warm my sausages this winter's night!

Jetée

For some reason, I thought that (by which I mean the above post, of course) rhymed.


(I know I posted a video in here somewhere about burgers rhyming or another, I think. . . and trail)

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

Jetée

I've had my way with you.

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

Giant Hamburger

Are you going to eat those pickles?

Jetée

No, you can go ahead and eat my soggy pickles.

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

Charlatan

New shoes for the burger man...

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Jetée

I knew it. He has two right feet (page 14).

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

ring

His shoe is leaking gellin'.

We can track him.

Giant Hamburger

You can track me, if but for a moment, here:
Giant Hamburger (GiantHamburger) on Twitter

I joined this morning on a dare and I don't know how long I will tolerate it.

ring

You can never be too twitterpated.

Jetée

Pickles and feet... I've appealed to the Giant Hamburger's two greatest weaknesses! It's only a matter of time now.

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

Fremen

Ok, I joined Twitter to follow the ramblings of the Giant Hamburger.
I'm going to hamburger hell.

I'm FremenStilgar on there, since some other Fremen is using our name.

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Google

Redlemon

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I can't read your signature. Sorry.

Jetée

too much of a bad thing can only end up worse.

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

Jetée

Ah, I'v finally been able to capture his meatiness' essence:



Referenced in: gizmag

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

Jetée

an imposter: The Portobello Burger



now readily available in Central Singapore

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

Charlatan

I have eaten at the Hand Burger... and it's better than bad, it's good!

It is quite possibly the best burger in town.

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

uncle phil

this one time in sex camp...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Jetée

His spawn are among us!



Sure, they have an innocuous, mild-mannered facade, cute, even,
but if you should ever let your guard down amongst their presence,
they will eat you alive (not all too dissimilar to Gremlins, or Popplers).


-- by Heidi Kenney, who has lots of affordable plush creatures on sale here.

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

Redlemon

GH makes his appearance at about 0:20.

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I can't read your signature. Sorry.

Jetée

David Schwen’s “Burgervetica” has finally been greenlit, and is now available for random inquiries towards availablity (ie, you can buy this)


-- By the by, I'm not encouraging any type of spending either way; I just post 'em as I see them, and that sometimes means giving the original artist credit for his/her work.

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

Charlatan

I like that... so much better than Comicsansburger.

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Jetée

Be mine, hovering-mass of evil conjecture above cloud nine



Non-fattening breakfast+lunch+dinner at the always insanely good Lunchbox Laboratory (clockwise beginning with the burger):

• The Happy Valentine's Day Jack Zduriencik burger: Two quarter pound Super Beef (grassfed Prime Rib/Sirloin/Rib Eye) patties, 7 pieces of Maple Bacon, White and Yellow American Cheese, Ketchup, a housemade Green Tabasco Mayo and a Spicy Tomato Relish (habanero, jalapeno and tomato) on an organic Essential Baking Company kaiser roll.
  
• Hand-spun Strawberry Milkshake
  
• Mexican Coca Cola (made with Pure Cane Sugar instead of Corn Syrup)
  
• Sweet Potato Fries with Rosemary Sea Salt with a side of housemade Polynesian Pineapple Relish
  
• Super antioxidant Organic Mandarin Orange & Cinnamon Rooibos caffeine-free tea

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

Jetée

hm, your sloughed skin, combined with a special mixture of powdery substances, now has been marketed to the world at large.



the shocking conclusion: once you eat a certain amount, it will then fully form into a tiny hamburger inside one's intestines, and then a giant army of these tiny delinquents will consume us all. It's true: Hamburger really does eat you.

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

Jetée

an illustrated visual of the scenario above (as portrayed by Grimace, a mindless puppet of the GHian)


look at all those nuggets... they are just biding their time, getting nice and firm.
and then... a Cloverfield-esque chest explosion, exposing a new tiny army.

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

Ourcrazymodern?

I see the sauce is in his feet. Coincidence? I don't think so.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

Giant Hamburger

My secrets inhabit a world of rainbows and cigarettes but there's flying fish that feed on face flesh, too.
Go carefully when you travel in my personal space.

Ourcrazymodern?

I hereby scrute you. Would you like your feet massaged?

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

Poppinjay

The famous 5 Guys burger

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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

Charlatan

That burger looks good but those fries look soggy.

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Jetée

I was facing this same problem a few weeks ago as well.

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

ring

The secret perhaps entails cacti & succulents.

I say:
Succulent is a word that rolls around in the mouth
daring and demanding proper enunciation.

Cacti, is most plural.

You guys do the Math.

GH's gymnastic offspringings shall rule this planet.

(Phew....Just in time....We are eternally grateful.)

Jetée

from inside HIS mind, you will never escape


zuttoworld

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

Jetée

His message spreads to all, so much so that, nowadays, there is rarely a day that goes by that I don't see him; whether it be in spirit, or in unconscious mind.

It's eerie.

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

Ourcrazymodern?

Eerie, yes, but tell me: Can you still see yourself in a mirror?

Giant Hamburger might be reflecting you.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

Giant Hamburger

Your recent posts refill me with power.
Soon I will have enough to break free from gravity and float above the countryside.

Look for me in the night sky!

I still have not been able to make someone from the internet find me and purchase me a hamburger. That person will have a place of honor in my next regime.

Charlatan

I like to look in the mirror and say:

Giant Hamburger
Giant Hamburger
Giant Hamburger
Giant Hamburger
Giant Hamburger

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Redlemon

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I can't read your signature. Sorry.

Ourcrazymodern?

Is there a difference between sauce & fucking sauce? I still think it's his sauce, but it could be the other.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

uncle phil

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.