is that all there is?

peggy lee?

now you're talkin

I once did a drag show wherein I was peggy lee doing "fever".......

I was planning to drag today but it rained. This was supposed to be a big drag meet at Englishtown aka Old Bridge Township Raceway Park. There was a lot of buzz about trannies holding up to the abuse.

need to mount those trannies properly...

top 'o the mornin' to ya, unc!

Here, have a piece of this buttery tender fresh smoked salmon

i'll pass, but aunt phil loves salmon...

I can email you some on a bagel with a little cream cheese...if auntie likes? I just got some fresh bagels at Delancey Bagels, which are pretty good.

loves me some fresh bagel...

it's in the mail

yes, in my mouth...

my bagels were delivered just an hour ago... how strange.

But I have no butter, no cheese, cream or otherwise, no jam, no dried fruits whatsoever.

what to do, what to do

Jet, you have any bacon? I would chop up the bacon into real fine pieces, fry it up nice and crispy, then let the bacon fat cool and harden in the frig with the little crispy bacon bits suspended in it. Then when it's nice and firm, spread it on the bagel, salt, black pepper, paprika...enjoy! I would munch a few olives with it, too.

man, that's like a sammich...

It's only a few minutes from work so maybe I'll have lunch today at Ben & Irv's Deli BenAndIrvs.com | Welcome to Ben & Irv's!

do loop?

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...t_20091028.jpg

oh man,i could sooooo go off on this comment phil........you should be lucky your name isn't paddyjoe my friend.:orly:

see, unc! You gotta watch what you say around here.

is that your new toy? It seems worn out and about ready to evaporate.

twilight zone?

what is that? a door, and a hologram?

It's the front door to my house with me sitting in my favorite comfy leather chair holding (you can see my hand) my LG 3G phone in front of the webcam of my wonderful new laptop HP Pavilion dv7t showing the photograph I had just taken moments before with my phone camera of the screen of my laptop that's logged on to the TFP page showing your image in post 6417. I'm just glad I didn't cause a black hole doing that.

Oh, I see the hand now. I thought there was some kind of gladware clear-plastic vortex that opened up, and you decided to share it with us all.

So, the picture I posted above is the exact same dimensions as your phone's screen? Or am I missing something? Your phone has a browser? (I'm still stuck with using cellphones from circa The Fifth Element's release)

whew!!! my head hurts...

manitoba

what does it mean? who lives there?
I bet it's cold, it gives off that vibe by the way it sounds.

My head probably hurts worse than unc's and on top of that I twisted the story above ass backwards :( modern life is so complicated. But to correct the record:

My phone does have a browser, so what I actually did was log onto TFP with my phone, go to the page with the picture Jet posted above, and then I took a picture of my phone, while it was showing Jet's picture, using my laptop's webcam, then posted it here.

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About Manitoba...my theory is based on this graphic

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...llery-2418.jpg

Fuck yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!


C..eh..n..eh..d..eh..

I have a good response to this, finally.

http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks...9tjmo1_500.jpg

I win, right?

not yet...

hey, it's Friday! Any suggestions for where I can go for lunch today? A nice beer selection is a plus and not more than ~15 minutes from work zip code 18974.

I'm guessing you've eaten already, despite lack of results.

Just got back 5 min. ago from Tony's Bar, again, had a grouper sandwich with three bottles of Gaffel Kölsch, a quite nice German beer. The grouper is lightly breaded and fried, nice and moist, a little spicy mayonnaise on top, and tomato and lettuce, with some Old Bay spiced french fries. I was also reminded how much I like Stefani without the e.

grouper is fishy, right?

yes. But don't forget Stephani :love:

thoughts from delgrosso:

Halloween is awesome. I think.

"Everyone in my neighborhood thought I dressed like a muttering, shuffling, bloodied zombie tonight. But in reality I’d fallen down the stairs and got a concussion and went house to house trying to get someone to call 911. Instead, everyone just gave me candy and closed the door.

I hate my fucking neighbors."

BOO!

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...s/agscary3.gif

rombie cake

http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kse...7x7zo1_500.jpg

how's this combination?

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...smokeskull.gifhttp://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...smokeskull.gifhttp://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...smokeskull.gif
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...smokeskull.gifhttp://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...cs/hotdamn.gifhttp://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...smokeskull.gif

come on, I'm basically on dial-up in this country Nick.

Now I have to wait two weeks before I can come back to this thread to say nothing that means anything again.

I can remove the unimportant 5 to help you out. Would that help?

The five unimportant are the easiest to load... I think I'll just disable pictures for the time being.

Also, do you happen to know the bubbling personality of whom you have portrayed?

If not, maybe this will give you an entertainng read: Reon Kadena

I think I recall seeing her in other such displays. She seems cute and sassy...as much as I can say that just looking at a couple little vids.

Now that you filled me in on her name, I did a google image search and saw a lot more of her. Nice breasts!

8 - 5;

2 - 1...

8 -5 = 3
2 - 1 = 1

31 days of Halloween?

thanks for the update, unc.

dem good ole phils ain't lookin so good right now. Tonight is critical.

unca phil be lookin' good...

if things don't go my way, at least I can be glad for that.

tru dat

wow...........that was sweet dutriqui..........



truly dead.........

7 - 4;

3 - 1...

6 4 5 5
Phillies are still alive

nay, nay, nay...

the bombers will have their say...

but not today, eh?

that was a good ballgame last night actually.......quite entertaining

it's all about revenue...

and winning at home...

The Phillies' Citizens Bank Park has better hot dogs than Yankee Stadium.

can't sell 'em if nobody's there...

Greg Luzinski himself serves up bbq at his Bull's BBQ! If nobody shows that's more left for me.

he was a bull, wasn't he?

anything happening in here today? Other than the Phils taking 2 in a row

tonight's the night...

but will you love me tomorrow?

7 - 3;

4 - 2...

Congratulations to the great NY Yankees!!! ...again

World Series titles (27)
2009 • 2000 • 1999 • 1998
1996 • 1978 • 1977 • 1962
1961 • 1958 • 1956 • 1953
1952 • 1951 • 1950 • 1949
1947 • 1943 • 1941 • 1939
1938 • 1937 • 1936 • 1932
1928 • 1927 • 1923

George Steinbrenner bought the Yankees for $10M in 1973.
Forbes magazine valued the club at $1.5 billion in April 2009.
Opening Day payrolls for 25-man roster (salaries plus pro-rated signing bonuses):
2009: $201,449,189

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...Retirednos.jpg

thanks, nick...

i saw a few of them play...

hell.............they're running out of numbers.........

can that pussy hit?

like shootin' ducks in a pond...

fish in a barrel

I win. Problem solved.

you lose problem reinstated

But I'm last. Problem solved.

which makes you first
problem reinstated

First to win this post. Problem solved.

last to win this THREAD
problem reinstated

I agree, that is a nice title. I shall take it now. Problem solved. Okthxbye.

you gotta earn it, miramar
this aint the flight deck
problem reinstated
:no:

http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/8...ificatescr.jpg

/thread

Problem solved. RTB, over out.

didnt you hear?
springfield has been discredited (something about a preschool prostitution ring)
please refile with the proper credentials
problem reinstated

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/4678/winnere.jpg

GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER.

Problem solved.

I believe the recall is in the works
problem reinstated
but your gumption is admirable

Recall? What recall? You can't recall the supreme creator of the Universe!

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Oh, P.S., problem solved.

you are talking about Obama right?
problem reinstated

Negative, reference was to myself.
I'll let that one slide for now.
It's late. In fact, I'm the first post of the new day.

I win.

Problem solved.

megalomaniacs are in fact, disqualified
(see contest rules for all limitations)
Allah told me so, and he heard it from vishnu.....
problem reinstated

you guys...

he he

in Phillyspeak we say "yous guys"

like "I seen yous guys"

philly rocks!

W.C. Fields supposedly once said "I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday" ...but come up and see me some time, anyway

gee, why wouldnt I? its always sunny ,rocky and cheesesteak sammichs, mmmmmm

tomorrow's gonna be sunny and 66F here :)

here's my car pretending to be rocky at top of the Art Museum steps

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...upraREVE-1.jpg

here's the Rocky statue which is now at the base of the steps

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ockyStatue.jpg

here's my kind of a good cheesesteak

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...c4d3ff6f_o.jpg

and the more traditional variety

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...food/12524.jpg

Is that the war machine?

didn't he also say, "i went to philadelphia once, but it was closed..."?

yes he did...I was there that day, too. Nice and quiet, the way I like it.

Jet,
if you mean my machine, it's not a war machine. More like the peace & love train....just a very fast one.