I was talking about alot of things that were nebulous, but the question first sparked from cd's new avatar.

Cat Stevens

I overuse the [wiki] tags because nobody else realizes how useful their function is. And, more often than not, I use them for myself to learn more about something i don't know anything about; in this case: Cat Stevens.

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you, know, I might own an album or two of his on tape, but I never knew his name, fame, or his face.

The First Cut is the Deepest (he should know)

talk about cut

...in the other thread I posted my new little pocket knife

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ershaw1600.jpg

you recommend it, I take it? Kershaw

as well as you are, which Cat Stevens record is the more complete one, would you say?

nah, jette, it a cyberman from Dr. Who.......

Pocket knifes are dangerous.

I wonder what 'uncle_phil's original username used to be?

The artist formerly known by his stage name Cat Stevens now has the name Yusuf Islam, although he was born Steven Demetre Georgiou.

You recently mentioned, and I agree, getting a reasonable quick perspective on a subject from the wikipedia page, so Cat Stevens - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

I think Tea For the Tillerman and Teaser and the Firecat are my favorite Cat Stevens albums.

Uncle phil reminds me of phil collins

was, and still is, "uncle phil..."

Oh, I thought it was a near-staple that the "in-crowd" at TFP need to change their username no less than 26 months after joining previously. 'Swat i'm witnessing everywhere with familiar writing tones, but unfamiliar names.

At least my name is still "Jet", in some form, or "Jetty" (Eddie) to produce another.

Too bad I chose a female familiar object name in French. I don't think too many people notice it.

I'm not really all that bad, usually, but due to my initial attraction to the titty board, my Catholic parochial childhood drew guilty memories out of those mammaries.

So, you're thinking of changing your name as well?

no, why would I do that? i am what i am and

I noticed it :thumbsup:

I love Peggy Lee.

And did you see that ping pong demo vid of Bruce Lee that ring posted? What a family!!!!

now i feel bad, I still have my original name.....

shouldn' na told us what it meant. Now no more mystery :( ...still luv ya, tho

yes but I didnt tell you I was actually a St. Bernard (dammit, let that slip)

you got one of those little kegs under your chin?

amateurs! 55 gallon drum

I forgot what it was, out of spite.

It was too many heres and theres and "Charles' Dobsons"...

your kinda hung up on this charles dobson person.....
something you wanna get off your chest, buddy?

we are here to listen......

I didn't change my name...
...More than once...yet.

Can't you guys see the title of this thread? Does it say anything about discussing personal matters, or things you like, or your favorite name? Go to the other threads to discuss such matters.

So stop all this chit chat and get out of this thread!

I think someone missed nappy time!

or his latest pill time...

ahh, a good night's rest can do wonders << hey, "cdwonders"! see how I did that?

did I call it or what? Kreskin lives!!!

(besides, dont the nurses regulates his meds, phil?)

watch what you say, my two sisters, who if they were not my sisters I would say are "hot", are both RN's....but I would love to have a couple of hot (non-sister) nurses feel my forehead to see if it's a little warm, give me some meds, tuck me in and kiss me "good night" ...so I'll take 2 please.

their not my sisters....send em over.
I feel this headache coming on........
they do sponge baths?

who's the spongee in this equation?

loofas are better

fdjhfadshj hfjdsfhdkjf fhdjshfjsafjhhjf


^Make a sentence out of those letters^

as long as you don't rub too hard in one place

I especially love the loofa on my hoofa ...i.e., on the souls of my hoofas. It's a fine dance between too much tickle, removal of dead skin, invigorating the feet, and pure eroticism. I have been called ticklish nicholash ...and my last name rhymes with that, too.

death by alphabetization...

You win!

unc wins...everybody can go elsewhere now

didnt work for miramar,

wont work for you..............

wow, I barely had time to poke my head into another thread and you're already back messing this one up!

Its my job, brother
phil told me so

only time you ever listened to me...

not true, I always listen.......

hi Chris. I'd say Chris be good but it just doesn't sound as good as "Johnnie be good"

that should tell you something

chrissy be good fits buts sounds somewhat gay.....

:no:

not that there's anything wrong with that.........

not to me...my first two loves were both Christine Chrissy's. My first love Christine started when I met her on the sliding board in kindergarden and that lasted until 6th grade. We were such a nice couple, always standing next to each other, playing footsies until I was orgasmic, though at the time I didn't know what the feeling was about, we were always partners in all the school plays, and we stood next to each other during spelling bees. I'm sure I coulda married her and lived happily ever after. Then she dumped me for an older guy about ready to move up to the big time...high school. So after being shattered for a while, I found my second Christine and fell in love with her for a while. She was real cute, but something about this relationship never quite compared to the first Christine. When we had our 25th reunion of our 8th grade graduation, the first Christine couldn't make it but all the girls called her on the phone and had me talking to her. I wonder where she is now?

you guys are busy tonight eh?

nothin' wrong with whichever way your door opens, buddy...

are you talking about doors or drawers?

me - doors;

you - drawers?

if it swings both ways you have twice the chance of a date on a sat. night

I am a drawer...the artist variety.

your real name maggie?

man, now you made me hungry for Maggie Moo ...they got some damn good ice cream. I like to lick it.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...MaggieMoos.jpg

Id like to lick them.

with or without ice cream dripping from them?

Maggie's Drawers
by James Stockton



A hundred Marines sat on the line,

Rapid fire, and all was fine.

The rifles cracked, Bull's Eyes, we know;

Down came the targets, now they'll show.


White spotters adorned targets left and right,

Looked like snow, a pretty sight.

But Wait!!!! What's that where I shot?

Not a single one! . . . not one white spot.


I look for black ones 'round the "bull,"

No luck there either, I feel a chill.

They start the disks, white for bulls,

None for mine . . . there they were still.


A single pole rose o'er the butts

Waved back and forth, like in a rut.

A red flag waving, a miss of course,

And that red flag is "Maggie's Drawers."


Suddenly a commotion is heard on line,

I thought, "My coach, and it's my time."

But a good-lookin' dame comes down the track:

"My name is Maggie — and I wants 'em back."

you amaze me phil.
I am not sure why
it scares me.........:eek:

ain't it wonderful?

yes she is...

is this the same Maggie who has a farm?

nope, but damn if that doesn't look like kris kristofferson...

way too many birds on wires here...........the bastards shit everywhere,then i have a whack of blackberry bushes i gotta deal with.........fuck off birds.

wasn't that a mel gibson/goldie hawn flick?

yup........do i win?

nope...

bastard.......

take 2 bastards ^^ ....no disrespect intended toward your parents, just you

mmmm-kay...

pink cadillac for dem mkay ladies

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...rykay_full.jpg

Brand New Cadillac ...you know the song


I love this series.

http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kp...v57eo1_400.jpg

is that what you do after the baby shower?

That's a good pun.

Here's the post I was referring to elsewhere; I don't know if uncle phil "hates" either of these teams, but I still thought it was a great two series of games.

This is the long kick off return, like 100 yards...I especially like that hamburger on the right

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...hinsvsJets.jpg

Did you resize the image, Mr Nick? Or did Photobucket do that automatically for you?

Responding to your "lack of sports knowledge", I was in the same boat up until a few years ago. In fact, I didn't even know who the Colts beat in the Super Bowl a few 'I's ago. I eventually found out it was the Bears.

I've dedicated a certain portion of time to learn all the positions, teams, standings, and nuances, and I've succeeded in less than a year, but am learning more and more each day.

Someday, I might yet learn the difference between "shotgun" and "play-action", whatever those mean. And, then, what separates a "4-3" from a ''3-4'' defense.

I have my PB pic size currently set for 1024 X 768 ...and the pic above seems smaller so I imagine they might have downsized it.

I waver in and out of being into sports...when I'm into it I follow all the details. For some reason during the last few years I've been only casually interested.

I know "shotgun" is when the QB stands back a few yards behind the center instead of that more intimate position with his hands up the center's crotch. The center then hikes the ball to the QB back there and it allows a bit more of a buffer from the attacking defenders, as well as a little variety to confuse and open other options.

What sports do you (have you) follow(ed)?

For me, I don't think I'll be able to appreciate baseball until I'm in my 60s. I like to live fast, and that's not a very engaging sport to me.

Since 2001-02, I've been following, just as you have, the NFL, very casually. Up until 2-3 years ago, I only tuned in to watch the Super Bowls. Yet, still, I missed quite a few of them (Bears v. Colts , Giants v. Patriots ... remember, that was the time I went missing all those months?)

I actually slept through most of the game, and when I awoke, it looked to have been in progress already for 3 hours (maybe only 8 min. left in the game). I decided what a waste, and not to watch any of it. (my TV was not turned on.) What a mistake. if anything, the only watchable portion of that game was the final 8 minutes. Out of the loop I am.


I also sparingly watch F1, the American Le Mans series, trying to get into hockey more (but with no TV, no dice).

Tennis is perhaps the only other sport in which I am truly engaged and at one with... it is kind of shocking that nobody here is talking about the Andre Agassi "drug addiction" story. I posted it only a day after it broke.

This is indeed
(it'll expire, so click fast)


So is this: Looking at Breasts is Healthy

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Jet, you probably noticed that the Phillies won the World Series last year, so they were the defending world champs. So I watched quite a few of their games this year, and of course all of the post season games. I hear a lot of people say baseball is not fast paced enough, but I enjoy it. I think if you get more into the subtle actions and reactions, the play to play strategies and counter-moves, many of which are not blatantly obvious unless you become aware of them or the commentators discuss the moves...to me baseball is like the ball game version of chess.

Ahh, you mention American LeMans series...sports car racing is what I enjoy watching the most since I'm somewhat of a motorhead and even participate in driving my own car on roadcources a few times a year. So that gives me even more appreciation for how well many of the pros drive.

I do like tennis, but I only watch the really big tournaments.

I've always enjoyed college basketball a lot.

Billiards and pool, too. I wish we saw more snooker in the U.S. When she comes on my wife usually leaves the room since I got the obvious hots for Allison Fisher ...besides appreciating her fantastic skills. Vivian Villareal is also very talented and sultry. Hmmmm, I can't forget the Black Widow herself...Jeanette Lee

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...anettelee3.jpg

As soon as we rearrange our house and move my one son up to our 3rd floor I'm getting a nice pool table since I like to play.

I've seen Miss Jeanette Lee on more than one occasion.

She's just about the only billiards pro I know by name.

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I just noticed... if you say her name really fast and/or combo it, it sounds alot like what's above "the bunnies fall"

and then...

fall down, unc...gently

I thought I told told you transients to stay out of my alley!!!
shoooo, go home now.:orly:

go to Michigan? Oops! Bruce Springsteen greets concert crowd with 'Hello Ohio!' ... but he was in Michigan

don't they run together?

that's what I heard, too

like a pack of fucking dogs........

were they yeller, as on "old yeller?"

one was yeller and one was black

I'm not prejudiced.

knock knock

Chargers jolt the Birds. Rivers engineers the drive. I need to move to the West Coast again and properly root for my (winning) teams.

Westbrook's coaches want to put him on IR after second concussion in a month. Shame.

I like Westbrook a lot, but with these multiple concussions, I think it's time for him to hang up the helmet.

Jet, other than that just remember what the Beach Boys said:

I wish they all could be California girls

The West coast has the sunshine
And the girls all get so tanned
I dig a french bikini on Hawaii island
Dolls by a palm tree in the sand

I been all around this great big world
And I seen all kinds of girls
Yeah, but I couldn't wait to get back in the states
Back to the cutest girls in the world

I wish they all could be California

Going to California - you know the song, sing along.

I hereby christen this page "Jimmy" ...and I'm naming my large jade plant "Robert"

smart, maxwell...

keep bangin' with that silver hammer...