Skinny tits?

tits are fine. I meant her ass and legs.

skinny is as skinny is.

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2...nd83o1_500.jpg
Blondie

Blondie blows my skirt up.

What's Blondie's name, now, I wonder?

debbi harry...

I should probably have looked this up already, but if she's married, or has neighbors, I still wonder what she most often hears... "Hiya Debbi!" or "Blondie!! I used to love you back in the day!".

She should make a comeback.

I met my wife through my neighbor. I asked her is she knew anybody and next thing...POW!

she will be mine, she will be mine, all mine...

you only have to say that twice in this thread...in this thread

& here I thought you only had to post... Twice I can do.

twice is nice
twice as nice

twice the slice

Is that a golf reference?

FORE!!!!!



lips that is...........

I regard your business.

I just try to get past it.

I'd be hard-pressed to get past those.

twice as hard, even.

ohio vs michigan

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...6/69315139.jpg

toot toot

I've given up take 3, and now, it seems I shall be giving you up, two (how many more times can I win? It's starting to get embarrassing for you lot).

Alright: my last request?

Would someone please post at least three photographs of the recently-crowned Miss USA (I think I said it right). Thank you.

No. Embarrassment is relative. I win.

bunch of losers! I used to be one but not this time

Jet, I searched for pics of her, thus finding the one above, but not being fully satisfied, I decided to keep looking for the most photogenics ones.

That's alright. So long as you actually acknowledged it, I'm somewhat pleased by that fact alone.

Do you happen to know her name, at least?

I'm sure I could find it eight seconds or less if I applied myself (in case you haven't noticed, I've become a very adept "re-searcher"), but asking and having a conversation towards this aim seems much more fulfilling to me.

I do know her name. Or at least I did yesterday. Now I forgot. But your talent must be contagious since I, too, could find it out in a flash...if I wanted to.

Oh... I see. Such is the curse of age. Our accursed forgettfulness, as well as our unattentivesness, binds us silly into a puddle.

I guess it is up to me to find her (later). I also heard she did some sort of "pole dance" for a radio show promotion in either Philly or NYC. You heard of this revelation, too?

(I haven't even seen her face yet)

Is she Polish? I thought she was Arab-American. Or maybe she's a fireman ...errr fireperson

She's an Arab-American. I hear she's hot enough to start a fire.

I just saw one of those, photographed by Richard Kern.

I already forgot her name, which is sad. Oh, but I also finally saw the name of that new Miss USA of ours; but another 'sadly', is that I once again forgot to remember to learn her name for more than an hour.

It was short, though. Maybe less than six letters for each name (formal and informal names).

Rima Fakih, Jet. She's Rima Fakih.

I like exotic and her name sounds exotic. I wouldn't mind seeing a pic of her in the "little red short shorts and top" that she wore in that radio show promotion pole dance. Not sure of my motivations on that, but I refused to search for the pic. I imagine being a rebel since everyone else must be searching for it so I won't. Dumb rebel.

I don't know about you, but I'm sort of weak in the name remembering department. So lately I've been trying various mental exercises to help remember. Maybe I can associate her name with "RF" radio frequency, alluding to the radio show dance, and the rim of a basketball net. Jet, if you don't forget, remind me to think of her name in a few days and let's see if that worked in my brain.

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I'll remember it for you.

I'm a lucky guy. My wife has two tits like that, though not tanned.

You're lucky twice then.

Can we just agree that she wins?

One has to be alive to win.

ooo...can i play?

but of course, & you were just the winner.

phunny, but I keep expecting prizes.

Do I have to take 2 at the same time? Can't I have just one at a time? I'd like to save the other one for after lunch.

I can see, but I can't hear

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...eview_full.jpg

That's because my tongue's in your ears.

hey, were you checking the "where in the world" thread when I said Kissimmee ...in the ear, I like that? If you feel any wetness in there it might be from uncle phil.

Maybe a double entendre but in this thread I'll call it a take 2 meaning.

I love Florida. ELP!

electric light phil?

Good luck to all the good people of Jamaka and stay out of the line of fire!

Yeah, he'd have lived longer eating it.

I don't smoke these, I eat them:

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2 sentences: This proves it's better to not make rules. If you don't have rules, you can't break them.

Two words.

So the babies get fed.

makes me hungry, too. But don't tell my mom.

winner

Or you might only have one...

Watch out! I'm grillin' winners today.

Some Nathans dogs and some Dietz & Watson brats. Stop over and have some. Beer too, if you're so inclined to imbibe.

Twofers?

I forgot to mention corn. I grilled some and had two ears. Sounded great!

so any weiners today?

Mine & his.

I'd add mine, too, but this isn't the "3" thread. But I did just have two helpings of spaghetti!

It's the thought that counts.

with some parmigiano and olive oil, too

That's gotta be wrong - I can't even tell what it is.

doesn't do it for me, either.

I randomly saved this pic the other day, knowing it would come in handy eventually...if you scroll down you can see her two

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nice smiles

did you say simile?

what's a meta for?

now that is classic comeback! my man nick has not lost it!
:thumbsup:

take note, you wanna be hedgehogs,
nick is there, ready to pounce, and I for one, sleep more soundly for it.....

So did I, the times he landed on my head. I still reckoned I won.

Sometimes I come here to concede victory to one of you guys or gals, but then as I do I become the winner. Is there no justice?

cigarettes makes people stink twice as bad as usual

...though I do enjoy a good cigar now and then so if you don't like it, leave

We can share that cigar at my victory celebration. There is no justice.

(Those girls are lovely; I could overlook their smoking.)

I always do, too ...or in this case, 2.

My dear wife smokes, so what can I say? But never inside our house by her own judgement.

Judges?

She has a long black dress. A short one, too. You be the judge.

According to the MMPI, I'm ISTP. ...photo-finish?

click...

...I was hoping for a picture of Mrs. BadNick, or her dresses.

You'll have to use your imagination. She wouldn't like me doing that, so I'll do something else she likes.

double depilatory delight