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Let the new girl win?
maybe ;)

sorry sweetie...........ain't gonna happen

you tell her, Fly! ...though a close up of that 'too on your right leg might make us reconsider maybe possibly probably not but give it a try.

Heard any good jokes lately?

two midgets walked into a bar...

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Originally Posted by Not Right Now (Post 2612644)

Heard any good jokes lately?

yup but..........

not right now...............:thumbsup:

are you knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door?

I'm in no hurry to be knockin' on heaven's door, unc.

You went away and left long time ago
Now your knocking on my door
I hear you knocking
But you can't come in
I hear you knocking
Go back where you been

don't knock it 'til you tried it

don't knock my block off...

I sort of miss Louisiana, especially that girl Annie, her mama was working on the chain-gang, her daddy was lazy and no count, all her brothers were fit for was stealin' watermelons, gators ate her granny...but that girl would make up some poke salad...hmmm, hmmmm, good...a fine woman, there.

better read a little more sun-tzu, little chairman...

boring.

i say fucking close this dead,dirty 'ol thread...........quit kickin' a dead horse already.

and i have horses too so...........kinda partial to that.

yeah

YouTube - becker farts

he's a finickey fucker that Becker is...........notice Legacy is all in submission.....

he don't wanna go for a run.Becker likes to mess around with the wife

like kids.........if they'd only listen....

i wouldn't beat yours, fly...alive or dead...

i know you wouldn't phil..........you'd rather be on the golf course eh..

doing power fades....

none today, thank you very much...

(there was that one little "push" though, on #3...)

tell it to the boys at the 9th hole,,,

19th hole is where it's at...........

19th hole around here is a strip joint...pretty funky one

isnt the 9th hole where the halfway bar is?

usually about the point I stop keeping score ...I'm in it to enjoy nature and the walk

after nine holes, i've made my par...

/me hunts around for that old "jack shit" joke...

you should look for the "pull the plug on this thread" button........

well..........if it's that fuckin' easy.........slam it down man.

why don't yous guys take a nice island vacation

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...n_alcatraz.jpg

Capone thought it was nice....

drywall needs some touch-up...

i'm diggin' the skylight myself.......

unc,
people pay big money to reproduce that stressed surface effect in Al's Room...being a car-guy, to me it's like the ratrod of jail cells. I'd take 2.

you'd better call me in the morning, then...

...better to call you in the morning than to roll over and see you laying there

at least i'm not coyote-ugly...

you don't have tits either.........

but i have cute nipples...

that thought just sent a tingle all around my epidermis...or was it a shudder?

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Originally Posted by BadNick (Post 2619674)

that thought just sent a tingle all around my epidermis...or was it a shudder?

better be a shudder...

he's not called bad nick for no reason.....

otherwise they would call him "so-so" nick

no middlin' here...BadNick or GoodNick, WorstNick or BestNick...at least I try

phh so you pet and feed it first?

if it wags its tail I do.....but i am considered a cheap date

today is my two's day

So when does this end?

When everyone else dies

i'll still be here...

I'm gonna haunt this thread until the internet ends

time to go back....everyone ABOUT FACE!!!!!!

Does that mean the internet is flat?

is there a society we should belong to?

we already belong, whether you like it or not. And "flat" is a relative term...I'd say the internet is a 36D

Where does a 36D end exactly?

i'll let you know when i find out...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...l1/e172scd.jpg

Einstein had a lot to say about the curvature of space-time so I'm sure his theories might explain the 36D Universe. About that ^ "too small" I sort of remember studying this in physics class and if it gets too massive, it turns into a black hole. Plus hey!....36D has to be better than just 3D

we also need to look at this from an engineer's perspective...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...easurments.jpg

unc, thank you for those words of wisdom.

truth: when I was in engineering school at Villanova (you might have noticed recently they lost a galant but futile attempt at beating NC for the National NCCA BBall title) one of our mechanical engineering projects was a stress analysis of the bra.

what a bunch of tits.....i mean really.

c'mon.

TFP reminds me of Marshall McLuhan

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...cialmedia1.jpg

you must have gotten the massage instead of the message...

i'd always take that option, unc ...but that reminds me:

my son's friend's father owns a couple spas around town so he offers me a sample massage at his main joint; as I enter I hear the mellowest ephemeral music playing softly in the background as scents of flowers and fruits and exotic teas tempt my nasal organ; as I'm welcomed by a couple of lovely female attendants they offer me large juicy strawberries and a cup of organic herbal tea while I await my masseuse; I'm taken back into a little room with a massage table where my buddy who's also a chiropractic doctor interviews me with various appropriate questions about my physical condition and then he suggests that I remove as much of my clothing as I'm comfortable with and await Christine, one of his finest massage therapists; so I'm laying face down on the table with my ass area covered by a folded sheet and I hear her enter and introduce herself; she right away starts with gentle touching and probing and then more and more into the massage therapy; I'm greatly enjoying the effects as I'm feeling it's the best massage I've ever had; for some reason I haven't even looked up during this whole process, but as she's finishing up and concluding with her explanation of what she did and what techniques she used, I look up and see a most gorgeous blonde woman and immediately regret not having looked at her before she started since that would have hightened my sensual pleasure from her massage. So the message I got from this massage is "always look before you...do anything"

yeah but..........what medium are we talking here........arts,music?????

I prefer being high to medium

whatever medium you want it to be, fly my man...

nice.........i like to have a choice.

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Originally Posted by Fly (Post 2621931)

...what medium are we talking here...

lately I'm into gouache

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...px-Gouache.jpg

should be able to grow something else in this...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...1/DSC05404.jpg

^ that looks like a scrambled eggs & bacon embryo

DIE THREAD DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

.........and you're right Nick........good 'ol pork fat baby.......^