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so was Johnny Cash... literally
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Johnny Cash, Johnny Paycheck
too many damn Johnnies...... http://froogle.google.com/base_image...UHINZRWw4F.jpg |
Well you know what is wrong with every little Johnny....
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no TD, what is wrong with every little johnny?
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My Johnny is the best.
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They're all crude, rude, owe some one something, and get in constant trouble, such a bad name to have....
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Yes it does because he is going to rub up on your leg when you're on top of the stairs and try to get you to fall.
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but his brother is a doctor.......
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Yeah but he will then just temperarlly fix the problem tell you that you need this and that and get you for every penny he can get. They're working together can't you see.
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his other brother is a club owner.........
http://www.jonnycat.com/images/bClubJonny2.jpg |
well he as well is getting you for ever penny he can, thats why drink prices are ridiculous.
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Lady, you are hard to convince.....
how bout his cousin the tech support guy.... http://www.jonnycat.com/images/old/index_02.jpg |
Impossible to convince.
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Well He is in India so his real name isn't Johnny so he is in the clear.
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nothing wrong with robots
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not from winners like me...
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Robots are interesting but freak me out a little. But alien robots are best, Transformers more then meets the eye!!
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Since I'm a motorhead, Robosaurus is my favorite, and sadly I missed the chance to buy him when they recently auctioned him off at the Barrett-Jackson auction.
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...saurus_Car.jpg |
we need jet packs, robot fuck dolls, and self drivig cars. Is that too much to ask for?
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robot cougar barbie?
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exactly phil.
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ed zachary, unc.
Not Right Now, I'll drive my own car, thank you. Otherwise, you're right on now. Say hello to my little friend...the silicone sex doll I call Kiki http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...c%202/kiki.jpg |
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damn, what a coincidence!...now that takes 2
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it might even take 3
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not right now right here it doesn't...this is take 2, not take 3.
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ah , dont go breaking my heart......
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don't go takin' my heart...
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you aztec , you
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worth a shot.
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a double shot of my baby's love....that's a take 2
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just dropped in, to see what condition my condition was in...
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Yay!
Nutz VVV |
I want oreos!
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I was born under a bad sign
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i was born in the backseat of a greyhound bus,
rollin' down highway 41... |
I was born free...
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as free as the wind blows?
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Wow, just wow. Today is a good day, I'm happy that I was born.
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mother...father...i want to KILL you...
shades of morrison... |
happiness is a warm gun, mamma
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I am a big man
and I have a big gun got me a big old Dick and I I like to have fun |
I can show you what it's liiikkkkeee
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mama, stick out your can, here come the garbage man
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mother take these guns from me?
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Welfare mothers make better lovers
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ruby, don't take your love to town...
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you're so vain you probably think this post is about you
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don't you, don't you.....
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Don't, don't you want me babe...
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Don't ever speak my name again.
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not right now...
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Yeah, me!
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Dear Mr. Fantasy play us a tune
Something to make us all happy |
melancholy baby?
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all day, and all of the night...
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it's been a hard day's night...but now I'm up and off to work, hi ho hi ho
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la, la, la, lola....
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who's the winningest of them all?
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me.
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I beg to differ, but it is in fact......
me |
me me me me meeeee ....just clearing my operatic voice
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CD, you don't have to take the rap for me. I win, now I have to deal with the consequences.
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I am far too good a person to let you take that kinda hit.......
waiter! Check, please...... |
I'll take the hit ....cdw, what are you doint to your poor keyboard now?
l'addition, s'il vous plaît << which about sums up my French and might explain why I didn't know the tip was already included so I tipped on top of the tip and they seemed a bit overly grateful until I found out later that I was a stupid American....this was back in the 1970's at Maxim's in Paris so the tab was already a bit steep! |
teaching the damn thing some respect!!!
you are too kind nick |
Kill the enemy with kindness. Always the best way to go.
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beans?
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Would you respect her (or him) if she (or he) did it on the first date?
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Depends...does it stink?
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it smells like dead people
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Oh I'm use to the smell of dead people, since I usually have about 2 to 3 in the trunk of my car at all times. You have to let them ferment for a bit before you stew them up.
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cool cars and dead people in the trunk are a killer combination
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I hate when dead hookers stink up my ride.
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That's why I don't keep the hookers.
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do those stink?
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unc,
that looks like some beautiful Inuit jewelry....I wonder if they smoked the hemp part? Hey, talk about jewelry, anybody know why jewels disappeared, or is she hiding in the no nonsense world? |
Who knows, but haven't seen a post lately.
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uhhh hang over.
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