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blueberry who blunts are the best though.

If you're going to take 2, take them in this

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...igarholder.jpg

only takes one; the other is a "tube flask.."

oh man........to have a nice stoogie right now would be sweet

ugh I think I have a sinus infection.

NRN, sorry about your sinus infection...

...but it inspired me to research "the longest nose in the world" and my conclusion is that as of Oct. '05 it is Mehmet Ozyurek. I took the liberty of also posting this in "the longest" thread:

Who has the longest nose in the world?

At the annual longest nose competition in Turkey things are not done in a normal fashion. Noses are measured in anchovy bones, but we do not know how many anchovy bones make up 8.8 cm. or 3 1/2 inches.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...0Misc/nose.jpg

Mehmet Ozyurek of Turkey nosed out the competition with his 3 1/2 snout to be the proud owner of the world's longest nose.

Update: On October 13 2005 Mehmet Ozyurek has been confirmed as having the world's longest nose.

Congratulations on the winning snout.

i've seen that guy somewhere before...

is he jimmy durante's great-grandnephew?

Jimmy Durante "schnoz" quote:

“All of us have schnozzles . . . if not in our faces, then in our character, minds or habits. When we admit our schnozzles, instead of defending them, we begin to laugh, and the world laughs with us.”

I feel ya I got a big stupid nose to.

my nose knows...nuttin'...

if that other thread is "take 3" why are we fighting over just "take 2"? Come on now, wouldn't you all rather have that extra take?

I like two more. so just let me win. and you can have three Nick. I won't bother you.

or just put the lime in the coconut, drink it all up, and call me in the morning...

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...isc/grillz.jpg

ps: I'm posting some pics I have in multiple threads in order to improve my efficiency and reduce global warming

guess what for now I win

Punctuation can be a good thing.

gotta catch me first...

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Originally Posted by uncle phil (Post 2584125)

gotta catch me first...

I 'm fast and furious.

and don't forget to call me in the morning...

I'm immune to dying I've had too much exposure to butts and sex.

HiV negative. Always a positive.

I may already be a wiener.

A plump Schwetty Wiener.

you know, I love you guys.

sounds like a sausage party guys..........

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Originally Posted by BadNick (Post 2584998)

Fly me to the moon

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/h...t69694/ass.jpg

fly...

moon...

hehe...

I just realized how sweet doing Jessica Biel from behind must be.

can't be in philly right now...

much better...............

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Originally Posted by uncle phil (Post 2585172)

can't be in philly right now...

Born and raised. The playground is where I spent most of my days.

Philly cream cheese, spread all over Suzy? They cut my playground in half when they built I-95 through Philly. That was our vacation spot from hanging on the corner. It was still OK, though; gave easy access for a quick cruise.

I weaning these ting

elementary, my dear watson...

http://cdn.idontlikeyouinthatway.com...%202banner.jpg

Emma Watson, I'd hit it. :thumbsup:

Watson and Crick

...and their silly little article "Molecular Structure of Nucleic Acids: A Structure for Deoxyribose Nucleic Acid". Double helix FTW!

ps: Emma is cute.

not just M & Ms, BLUE M & Ms...

But if you dial M for murder... does that mean more than one murder happened?

only on a rotary phone...

I'm old school: smoke signals

is that how you burn the bodies?

a little bacon goes a long way

little piglets got long legs...

ham hocks are heavenly hog hunks

Last night me and my friend got drunk and went to Denny's. Worst idea ever.

The butter literally melted my pancake and i puked in the parking lot.

Don't go to Denny's drunk.

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Originally Posted by BadNick (Post 2590136)

croque monsieur ....hmmmmm yum

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...e_monsieur.jpg

damn, now that's some breakfast hangover food...

up in buffalo, we used to get fried bologna, cheese, and onion sandwiches...cured what ailed ya...

Ceviche is perfect for hang overs. The tobasco gets rid of your headache and the lime neutralizes your stomach acids.

damn...

I've got blisters on my fingers!!!

I dunno man. that shit looks rough. delicious, but rough.

rendered pork flesh....mmmmmmmmmm

Would be perfect for me with some good mashed potatoes

nah man. Sweet potato fries.

gonna try to make us some ribs tomorrow night...

slow cooked w/dry rub? ...save me a hunk, unc.

plan b...aunt phil wants to go to chili's...

chili today, hot tamale

I like my tamale's sans pork.

I like my pork sans tamale.

mmmmmmmm, pork