i didn't just fall off the turnip truck, ya know...

(fall for a ridiculous request like that...sheesh...)

how about I'll give you 2 bucks if you don't post anymore in this thread...you can get almost 1/2 gallon of gas for that!

Pickled garlic and dulcet tones.

better than getting head-butted from a horned dorset...

.sssssssshhhhhhhhhhh

oh man...you done sprunged a leak.

i'll be back...

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The phoenix has risen.

ring,
you were probably a bad little girl who didn't listen to your elders, right?

nice try, nick...

nobody listens to you...

Getting kicked out of Brownie Scouts was just the beginning.

I've begun to hoard.

I'll take a box of Samoa's and a box of Thin Mints and eat them all with a tall glass of cold milk while I contemplate how to end this thread.

good thinkin'...

ehh, ill take a circle pit.


-sigh- boredom

BEER











oh sorry.......wrong thread

it's pronounced BE-AH.

hi, it's me again.

we know...

tenacious we all be...

ten aye shus ten aye shus ...I'm spraying a little as I say that and the evaporative cooling is soothing on my chest

edit == new trick I'm trying...if you check the date and time of this post edit, you'll see that I am ahead of uncle phil's post in post #4832...so obviously I'm winning so far but don't tell unc.

You sound a tad pixilated my dear...
can I have some?

I don't know, can you?

don't stand on your knees when you're pissing into a urinal...

okay then..."mother may I?"....happy now?

Men's bathrooms are not conducive for a relaxed evacuating moment;
twitchy business.

I may already be a wiener.

not while my buns are back in...

fear or love the spatula?

Don some Teflon.

hell if I know what that means...

It's a wrap.

teflon don...

a mafia type...

Oobatz.

patsy cline sang about that...

after midnight...

... a happy pappy

I talk in my sleep.
The voice activated tape recorder,

I set on the nightstand,
has captured many creative
garbled scrambled (secrets to the universe)...and stuff.

somebody...say it for him...

new tricks in process as we speak...

what the hell is a "Scromidazol"???

what came first, the wabberjocky or the looking glass?


Just checking in back here to see who posted last...Fly thinks he did but this one is after his. See ya later.

ottopilot said the above but then I posted this note...so guess who posted last.

Hey fellas! Don't be "dumb", get SMART! Try new ScroSmart® ...now with 4% more Scromidazol™

Wabberjocky.

through the ol' looking glass...

I see through me.

I like his voice.

there's also a most excellent acoustic version out there; i love the music and the lyrics...

Yes thanks,I agree...I'm listening to Tom Wait's latest.
It seems fitting for today.

Wow, it's been one full day since the last post.

It was a long haul folks, so I humbly accept the prize on everyone's behalf.

You may now close this thread.

in your dreams, otto...

humbly rhymes with mumbly...

a girl can dream

i kinda like humbly rhymes with mumbly...

crumbly and stumbly.....

rumbly in my tumbly

sitting numbly on my tumbly...

stung by a grumbly bumbly

brung the chumbly wumbly

...rung by a ....hungly...ummm..

nevermind.

tubthumping, anybody?

all fall down...

go away.............

lima beans or peru?

Barbados...

Debbiedoes...

big d little a double l a s...

Rah rah rah sis poom bah!

ree, ree, ree...

kick 'em in the knee...

rass, rass, rass...

kick 'em in the other knee...

ohhhhhhhhhhhh.........


the cow kicked Nelly in the belly in the barn..................

Fred crashed Ted's moped into the red shed. It was in-cred-ible.

dead, said fred...

fred is soooo wrong

ike likes mike...

in that special way...

and she continues to sell sea shells by the sea shore...

upon the slitted sheet she sits....

tearing toilet paper into tiny bits...

like pristine dingleberrys ...

originally?

well ... untouched by a word that rhymes with "sits" and tiny "bits"

The itsy bitsy spider...

went up the water spout...

(/me does that stupid thing with his fingers...)

down came the rain and washed the spider out

/now me was doing the funny finger thing for the rain drops

Out came the sun, and dried up all the rain

What about the alternative "Eensy Weensy Spider"?

He ain't eensy.

He ain't weensy.

spider pig?

he's itsy...

yes... he is!

what does a spider pig do?

climbs up a greased water spout...

..and then cleans out your eave-troughs...

He does what ever a spider-pig does.

Spiders and pigs go back a long way.

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Fern is a pretty name.

I had a great-aunt form Orangeburg named Fern.

orangeburg used to be pipe...

My great aunt Bessie used to smoke a pipe....never tobacco, though.

I used to smoke pipes, but fumes from the burning laquer, paint, and adhesives were intolerable.

now i smoke cigars...big, honkin' churchills...

I really enjoy a couple cigars a year...but since I never smoked cigarettes at any time in my short dear life, a couple cigars is all I need....I love smelling tobacco leaves, though.

A while ago one of my co-workers gave me some kind of special high end cigar from Cuba so I smoked it and it was very nice, but about 15 minutes into the smoke I noticed my whole body was sweating...then I got more and more lightheaded, eventually I had to lay down and just space out for a while until my body recovered. It was not drugged or spiked, just a stronger cigar than my constitution could bear.

Otherwise, I remember liking Royal Jamaica Park Lane cigars...big and smooth.