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uncle phil 02-03-2009 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick (Post 2590958)
chili today, hot tamale

/me groans...

BadNick 02-03-2009 07:08 PM

carnitas!!!

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...d/carnitas.jpg

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...f4dbd0b030.jpg

ottopilot 02-03-2009 07:38 PM

weasel... the other gray meat.

BadNick 02-03-2009 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopilot (Post 2591334)
weasel... the other gray meat.

We see where you're coming from with that, ottopilot.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2.../3DGlasses.jpg

Not Right Now 02-03-2009 10:36 PM

I like my coffee black, just like my metal

uncle phil 02-04-2009 03:10 AM

i like stayin' out in front of the pack...

cdwonderful 02-04-2009 08:37 AM

I pack mine firm
http://thekevlar.com/images/uploads/hcc-large.jpg

BadNick 02-04-2009 09:07 AM

Almost always you should read the fine print.

uncle phil 02-05-2009 03:21 AM

and smile...

Not Right Now 02-05-2009 07:30 AM

but don't forget to cross the Ts and dot the... lower case Js

uncle phil 02-06-2009 03:28 AM

don't forget the eye...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...il/eyeball.jpg

BadNick 02-06-2009 04:41 AM

oh, you!!!

A.E.I.O.U. - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...Sonnenuhr1.jpg

uncle phil 02-06-2009 01:39 PM

do they make a "constant consonant" tea?

BadNick 02-06-2009 02:03 PM

when my daughter was quite young, she always made "E" with several extra horizontal extensions from the verticle upright and when asked about it, she called them expert E's

murp0434 02-07-2009 10:28 AM

excellent

Not Right Now 02-07-2009 03:55 PM

spell IHOP and say ness

BadNick 02-07-2009 05:05 PM

while pointing your forefinger to the tip of your nose, say "stupid" :)





...j/k, no insults intended.

cdwonderful 02-07-2009 05:48 PM

STOOPID, there ya go

BadNick 02-07-2009 08:34 PM

sniff...sniff...you guys smell like animals The Original 48 Animal Essences

uncle phil 02-08-2009 05:08 AM

katie bar the door...

Tiny Dancer 02-08-2009 10:50 AM

HA HA now the new kid is winning, came out of no where.

BadNick 02-08-2009 10:54 AM

must be very tiny, I don't even notice you

Tiny Dancer 02-08-2009 12:29 PM

That's how I get away with everything. But I'm new around here so that's probably why.

cdwonderful 02-08-2009 12:38 PM

no, I think its the avatar....

BadNick 02-08-2009 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cdwonderful (Post 2593126)
no, I think its the avatar....


...looks like an unusually beautiful cyclops. What are you hiding behind that arm? Maybe the third eye?

cdwonderful 02-08-2009 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick (Post 2593134)
...looks like an unusually beautiful cyclops. What are you hiding behind that arm? Maybe the third eye?

now nick, its not nice to make fun of peoples charkras........

Tiny Dancer 02-08-2009 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick (Post 2593134)
...looks like an unusually beautiful cyclops. What are you hiding behind that arm? Maybe the third eye?

Maybe what's behind that arm is just way too much for you to handle so that's why you don't get to see it.

cdwonderful 02-08-2009 01:17 PM

I dunno, I get the feeling there is very little he couldn't handle.......

Tiny Dancer 02-08-2009 01:32 PM

Well, then I may just have to change the avatar to something not so appealing to look at, since he obviously is intimidated with my stunning looks.

cdwonderful 02-08-2009 01:37 PM

fine line between fascination, intimidation and replication.....

uncle phil 02-08-2009 01:55 PM

hold me closer, tiny...

Tiny Dancer 02-08-2009 02:04 PM

Only if World's King can watch....

BadNick 02-08-2009 02:09 PM

TD, based on what I see, you have my utmost admiration and appreciation. Please don't consider changing your avatar on account of anything I said, and I'm sure WK likes watching it, too....or take 2.

cdwonderful 02-08-2009 02:23 PM

my sentiments as well......

Tiny Dancer 02-08-2009 06:57 PM

So, then over all you likie, good, it's one of my most fav. photos of myself....

BadNick 02-08-2009 07:17 PM

intrigue, sexy, modesty, mysterious, curious, delicate, strong, beauty....all evident in Tiny Dancer's avatar. I didn't make the rules in this thread, but I think you can only take 2

cdwonderful 02-08-2009 07:19 PM

if you can have only two words:
DAMN HOT

uncle phil 02-09-2009 02:58 AM

i've got blisters on my fingers...

Not Right Now 02-09-2009 11:30 AM

so who saw the grammys last night?

BadNick 02-09-2009 11:44 AM

I heard some of it...the family had it playing in the other room while I was enjoying the solitude of being a bit alone away from the commercial hype.

I do really like the Robert Plant & Alison Krauss album and M.I.A...I heard she's very pregnant, congrats and good luck to her and keep up the good work.

Esoteric 02-09-2009 11:47 AM

I fly like paper, get high like planes.


SWOOOOOOOOOOOOSH.

BadNick 02-09-2009 12:53 PM

Besides Paper Planes, I heard one of MIA's other tunes, I think from that movie that's out now...that other tune was also excellent. I'll go listen to some of their stuff to see if I can get the name.

Not Right Now 02-09-2009 02:03 PM

yeah Nick, it was actually her due date yesterday and she performed, because she's a G.

uncle phil 02-09-2009 03:18 PM

ayup...

BadNick 02-09-2009 08:48 PM

I'm a B so I love G's.

cdwonderful 02-09-2009 09:14 PM

i am a c, so i like g s too

Not Right Now 02-09-2009 10:22 PM

I'm a J but I'm not to fond of Gs, I love Es though.

BadNick 02-10-2009 04:44 AM

I love expert E's, especially when they have at least five arms.

uncle phil 02-10-2009 06:58 AM

spatula...

Tiny Dancer 02-10-2009 07:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cdwonderful (Post 2593320)
if you can have only two words:
DAMN HOT

Well thankyou boys.

BadNick 02-10-2009 07:49 AM

famous last words:

Not Right Now 02-10-2009 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick (Post 2593914)
famous last words:


The 11 Most Badass Last Words Ever Uttered

uncle phil 02-10-2009 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick (Post 2593914)
famous last words:

hey guys, watch this...

Not Right Now 02-10-2009 04:36 PM

oh shit.

BadNick 02-10-2009 05:23 PM

not here, hold it in

Not Right Now 02-10-2009 05:38 PM

What if I can't? What if I fail?

cdwonderful 02-10-2009 06:22 PM

then you lose

Not Right Now 02-10-2009 06:29 PM

ohh but I've already win.

BadNick 02-10-2009 07:48 PM

gotta go now...good bye


cdwonderful 02-10-2009 07:57 PM

but I'm already gone..............

Tiny Dancer 02-10-2009 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick (Post 2593795)
I'm a B so I love G's.

i have you boys beat 'cause im a G and oh so love G's but have a better chance then you guys do at landing one.

BadNick 02-11-2009 04:50 AM

at least can I watch

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...Portuguese.jpg


...though I would challenge your suggested statistics, I am quite sure I have better odds betcha betcha

uncle phil 02-11-2009 05:54 AM

i can tell time...

BadNick 02-11-2009 09:04 AM

time is on my side, unc, yes it is ...though the times they are a changin' ...if we coulda just kept time in a bottle, we wouldn't be so...out of time

cdwonderful 02-11-2009 01:05 PM

remember one of the g"s is GBH. so be careful.......

uncle phil 02-11-2009 01:27 PM

time won't let me...

BadNick 02-11-2009 08:15 PM

time


Not Right Now 02-11-2009 09:58 PM

Bliss - Time Time Time

uncle phil 02-12-2009 02:54 AM

and it keeps on ticking...

cdwonderful 02-12-2009 12:34 PM

after the licking.....

BadNick 02-12-2009 01:05 PM

for the time being

uncle phil 02-12-2009 01:10 PM

what it was, what it is, and what it will be...

BadNick 02-12-2009 01:16 PM

...but it shall never remain the same.

cdwonderful 02-12-2009 02:16 PM

till next time

Not Right Now 02-12-2009 03:31 PM

Did you guys know Mario Wopez wants to be Oprah, but male?

BadNick 02-12-2009 06:19 PM

they should let him be her

uncle phil 02-14-2009 02:25 PM

they should let anybody be her...

can't stand that woman...

cdwonderful 02-14-2009 02:27 PM

gee, and she always says such nice things about you phil.......

BadNick 02-14-2009 08:37 PM

unc, keep your hands to yourself

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ics/olivia.gif

uncle phil 02-17-2009 03:23 AM

ok...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...gglingbeer.gif

BadNick 02-17-2009 04:28 AM

those sure takes 2!

Tiny Dancer 02-17-2009 07:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick (Post 2594268)
at least can I watch

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...Portuguese.jpg


...though I would challenge your suggested statistics, I am quite sure I have better odds betcha betcha

Who ever said anything about you watching, that's so not in the deal. I don't think that you have a better chance then I do, I have the upper hand I'm around beautiful women all the time.

BadNick 02-17-2009 08:13 AM

No watching...I don't even wear a watch...and one at a time is just perfect for me.

Not Right Now 02-17-2009 10:37 AM

expletive.

uncle phil 02-17-2009 12:26 PM

perpetual oysters...

BadNick 02-17-2009 01:16 PM

raw or rockefeller, both are yummy

cdwonderful 02-17-2009 03:31 PM

prairie oysters cure hangovers

Not Right Now 02-17-2009 05:49 PM

The world is my oyster.

BadNick 02-17-2009 05:58 PM

Rocky Mountain Oysters, Prairie Oysters, Mountain Tendergroins, Cowboy Caviar, Swinging Beef, Calf Fries...take 2


Just reading this might make many males cringe:

With a very sharp knife, split the skin-like muscle that surrounds each testicle.

Remove the skin and slice each testicle into approximately 1/4- to 1/2-inch-thick ovals.

Place slices in a large pan with enough beer to cover them; cover and let sit 2 hours.

In a shallow bowl, combine eggs, flour, cornmeal, salt, and pepper.

Remove testicles from beer; drain and dredge thoroughly in the flour mixture.

In a large, deep pot, heat oil to 375 degrees F. Deep fry prepared testicles 3 minutes or until golden brown (will rise to the surface when done).

Drain on paper towels.

Serve warm with your favorite hot pepper sauce.

Not Right Now 02-17-2009 10:56 PM

awwww shucks.

Tiny Dancer 02-17-2009 10:58 PM

Oh but they just taste oh so sooo good. I haven't had any in such a long time, now i want some.

http://www.dublinhostels.org/files/u1/bull-matador.jpg

Not Right Now 02-17-2009 11:46 PM

http://www.trewaudio.com/i/rentals/us_bullhorn.jpg

uncle phil 02-18-2009 03:15 AM

yes, shout it out...

cdwonderful 02-18-2009 09:11 AM

really loud

BadNick 02-18-2009 10:00 AM

...in a very high pitched voice, I presume

Tiny Dancer 02-18-2009 12:02 PM

http://divaliglassjewelry.com/blog/w...8/kindness.jpg

cdwonderful 02-18-2009 12:25 PM

I practice, but they always seem to end up as trite gestures, signifying nothing........

boo hoo

Tiny Dancer 02-18-2009 12:34 PM

It's is probably because you're not being random your are thinking too much about your practicing, just let it flow little grasshopper.

cdwonderful 02-18-2009 01:02 PM

so it's not just because I am shallow and empty headed?
Whew! Watta relief..............

uncle phil 02-18-2009 01:21 PM

my cold, dead fingers hurt...


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