nick, you're not supposed to inhale them...

So if you don't inhale cigars, what is generally recommend to do with a cigar?

1. lick
2. suck
3. sniff
4. caress
5. insert
6. other
7. all of the above

1, 2, 3, 4, and 6...as well as puff...

eureka! puff...that's it!

will try again


My inhaling is usually sort of casual level inhaling, not gulping lungfuls of smoke. But I puff, I roll the smoke in my mouth, out my nose, oops I had to breath a bit so inhale a little.

I did work with a guy once who didn't bother lighting the cigars, he just ate them....and I am not joking, he literally chewed pieces of his stogies and eventually ate them. He operated one of the hardest, dirtiest machines I've ever been near...talk about dirty jobs. This was a very large lathe type machine that cut the old rubber tread off of off road/construction equipment like earthmovers. He would mill the old rubber off, then we'd attack the tire carcass with handfuls of uncured rubber and little hand rollers to fill up all the crevices and cracks...which were first rasped out smooth. Dirty job that could make you eat cigars...I suppose. One good thing came of it for me, I ended up with a huge inner tube from one of the tires; standing on end this inner tube is about 8 feet high with about 4 ft inner diameter. We take it into the ocean and bay, roll it down dunes and hills where you can hold yourself in the inside diameter as it's going down...fun toy, thanks Goodyear.

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otto, so wordy.

I am last yet?

not any more...

I win again!


Oh, wait...this is my first time....

this is the end, my friend

A post, FTW!

[ADMINS: LOCK IT! LOCK IT! LOCK IT!!!1]

lol, wut?

Hi GM. Got any good recipes for General Mao's Chicken?

The General rocks!

Yo lo gano! (I won it!)

when did this get renamed?

don't bother posting in this thread again since the official, real "the last person to post in this thread wins take 2" thread is now "The Longest Thread"...so go there. Thank you for your cooperation.


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right after me...

where do I pick up my prize?

hurray for me!

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...are you all gone yet?

still blips out here on your radar screen...

blip

blip

blip

blip

sonar kicks in...

beep boo

boo

boo

beep boo

boo

boo

beep boo

oh.....he was sooo close.

I'm closer.

I am the CLOSER

Oh yeah? While you're closing the door, don't let it hit you on the way out.

I'll be here collecting my fabulous prize!

nothin' gets by me...

you're cookin', unc

I'd like a whopper with cheese, hold the cheese please.

If I do win the take 2, what the hell is it anyway?

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I don't know, but I'll take my prize while I'm waiting.

Thank you.

a giant hamburger?

was he the one fighting the rats in the attic? wonder how he made out with that

A local pub has been serving bison burgers lately, in additon to the regular angus ones. Actually they are very tastey and juicy when not overdone and I feel almost patriotic eating one.

yup...

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right, and the check's in the mail...

don't get personal on me, unc.

Ding! gee... time's up already?

I humbly accept the prize.

not yet, kentucky...

now?

hehe...

be careful what you wish for...

When you wish upon a star
Makes no difference who you are
Anything your heart desires
Will come to you

If your heart is in your dreams
No request is to extreme
When you wish upon a star
As dreamers do


...don't wake me up, I'm dreaming that I'm the last poster in the thread...ZZZZZzzzzzzz

it's a nightmare...

go rays...

Phillies FTMFW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cheese steak

smile when you say that! ....errr, you are smiling.

Well then just hold on to your glasses

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...t/IMG_2639.jpg

I hate when that happens!

it'll happen again...

go rays...

oops :(

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...unglasses2.jpg

Twelvedaystwelvedaystwelvedaytwelvedays,
and we won't have to keep fiddling with the loose tooth
that has been hanging by a thread for what seems like
FOREVER!

ring,
does your dentist only have office hours during the first week of November? ...otherwise, why not just yank that sucker out!

Plus, my two words of wealth & wisdom: "tooth fairy"


funny-to-me-story:
My two boys now 12 & 13yo were talking with one of their buddys about when they did or did no longer believe in Santa Claus, and they were pretty unanimous that their belief in the tooth fairy was more enduring....go figure.

I'm waiting for armageddon. When that happens, expect this thread to become VERY popular.

wait until the RAPTURE...

eleven

Hey! eleven was my number! MOMMY!!!! Ring took my number!!!

10

("take your protein pills")

I see how it is. You may have won this round, just wait until next time. NEXT TIME I TELL YOU!

mommy? :paranoid:

My mommy went shopping and I'm home all alone with my pet African Grey parrot who talks too much and curses.

9

(can we induce labor now please?)

heave...or is it "push?"

go rays...

heave...or push if you prefer...the rays into Tampa Bay where they belong.


just go home while you still have some honor.

8

it might be great...

7

how is heaven?

6...

did they make it that far last night?

go rays...

5...

we're stuck in game 5


Go Phillies!!!!!!!!!!!!

looking forward to game 6...

go rays...

Let's just finish this one and go home with the title.

6

The suit goes to back to the cleaners.

30

30 is one of my luckiest numbers.

i had a "12" once...

i had a 12 too..........


12 freakin' wobbly pops in a box baby.

13 seems like it could be lucky, too

speaking of...

2
to
too
two
also

(the contractions are real this time.)

I love a good cigar.

tu ralu ralura...

thanks....for the memories.

a walk in the park...

a kiss in the dark...

parking in the dark...kissing etc.

what up?

what up?

I still want to know, take 2 what?

looooong ago..........there was a thread.......


"the last person to post in this thread wins"

had it's moments............got closed...........Take 2 is where we are now but..........it's a moot thread cuz.....



well there's take 3 goin' down now too.........

hmmm, I did not know that. I shall have to look for that. Thank you for the advice, my insectually nominated forum friend.

here ya' go bro........:thumbsup:


http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/tilted-...-take-3-a.html

hey, i been there...

hey, i just went there....

we goin' back?

you can't go home again...sometimes.

May I be Miss Parallel Universe?

poof -- you are our newest MPU....well, at least now you're one of an infinite number of other equally qualified MPU's.

I would like to be Mr. Angle Parking Universe...it's just easier if you have room for it.

ain't touchin' that...

touch this then.............

We are all tetched.

Isn't it fun?

I have an itch about half way between my ears and I'm trying to reach up my nose to scratch it...not much luck so far.