way before that, cd..

Spanish American war?

I was born during the Great War of 1949

Kaiser Wilhelm?

close...I popped out in Austria

poppin' his fingers at 2/4 time...

or tapping my toes to the Allman Brothers' "Whipping Post" in 11/4 time

ooohh, whip me, beat me...

make you into an egg cream?

never had one, but i've heard of them...

yeah.....you'd like that eh you sicko.......:thumbsup:

i could...

coulda woulda shoulda

story of my life...

are you here to see if you're winning? me too

i'm also winning the other thread...

I bumped you off your winning pedestal.

/me whines and sniffles...

stop whining and wipe your nose

Best not to let a kangaroo wipe your nose, though.

http://img.visualizeus.com/thumbs/09...69215324_h.jpg

Especially if you try to shoot him first.

ah, that reminds me of my roo bars?

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...evilRooBar.jpg

What and how did you win?

well this is "wins take 2" so obviously I won those two pointy things she has...lethaly lovely. I can't tell you "how" or I'd have to kill you.

with those two pointy things right?

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where'd you get that, jet? he only shows that to "special" people...

I'm everywhere, don't you know; I'm like flying colonies of Lactobacillus acidophilus.

/me covers face...

PAYDAY..................

"Pay Way?"

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i. m. pei...

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"I Am Clay"

float like a butterfly,
sting like a bee...

...but she still calls me honey.

This thread was buried a bit deep and it took my extra special efforts to find it.

golf ball breath?

bang, bang; she shot me down...

hey Sonny,
do you prefer the Cher or the Nancy version?

sonny's dead; lee's dead; i'd almost kill for nancy...

I'd sure let her walk all over me with those cool high boots

damn...

just walk on by

let me go

please release me?

don't you love me anymore?

I hear you knocking, but you can’t come in!

we are fam - i - ly...

ahh..nice to meet you, sister phil.

can you say dysfunctional? I knew that you could...........

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unc-a-delic!

not the word I would have used.......:grumpy:

i kinda like my "ific" button from the old dick clark show...

where is that little sucker...

there it is...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...phil/ific1.jpg

I like this for some reason

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Jet,
that reminds me of the Bobby Vinton song "She Chewed Blue Jelly Beans" "...bluer than velvet were her teeth"...etc.



unc, does your button flash from ific to "fun gum chum"?

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...fungumchum.jpg

nope, just straight, green wrigleys spearmint...

unc, they are taking 2 and the 2 happen to be my son and I!

This Friday afternoon my buddy, his son, my son and I are driving down to the Chesapeake Bay just below Baltimore, hanging around Baltimore Friday night...I'm gonna talk them into checking out The Horse You Came In On Saloon Fri. night, then we're setting sail early Sat. for St. Michaels, staying there Sat. night and then sailing to Annapolis early Sunday. It will be fun.

fishing or just hangin' out..

i'm kinda jealous; don't know if i'll be able to get down that way but i'm definitely getting up to maine in mid-august for some lobstahs...probably dragging aunt phil along with me - she can caddy for me in the tournament...

1) just hangin'...though I'm sure there's a couple fishing rods around if we want to troll and happen not to have a beer in hand

2) love dem lobstahs! For some reason, a few restaurants around here in the last week or so have started offering great deals on lobsters...the under 1-1/2 lb mini lobs.

ps: please don't drag aunt phil lest she gets abrasions. I suggest she wear roller skates and then you can hang your bag on her shoulder and just pull her around.

ps2: unc, do you have a golf club like this?

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no, but i like that...

the time for...

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It's that time of the year when peeps should be served with every meal.

yummy!

fried pig meat and bird embryos, cooked dried-up leaves; and sugar, corn syrup, gelatin, potassium sorbate, artificial flavors, yellow No. 5 (Tartrazine), & carnauba wax shaped into little chicks!

no sprinkles?

i see a few red sprinkles on the embryo.

it's the age of...

ah, Blenda, it is your world about...

ah, yes...blenda...

Indeed. Blenda makes the heart go through...

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hannibal's food processor...

right on ..........it's finally come to an end.........



I WIN FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[/COLOR]not on my watch, bushy!

/me peeks around the corner...

hehe...it's still me...

No, the joke is still running, as is my tenure as the champeen.

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aint over yet, foam follower......

still readin' them signs along the road less travelled, huh?

I always read the signs;

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if not, they'd just as soon be lights I'd be trying to hiding from, like my dear friend 'Blenda' here does often.

I'll take the win as I started this fiasco.......

not yet...

far fro mit

I concur.....

here's 2

me, the champion!

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g292/nickjt/rocky.jpg


my black magic bitch higher up on the steps

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2.../SupraREVE.jpg

methinks rocky's jockstrap might be a little heavy for ya...

the better to cover my big balls

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ball_balls.jpg

maybe you see it, maybe it's a dream...
 

right, and i met the leprechaun guarding the pot of gold...

i got me a stack a benjamins

this guy had most of ours...

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/f...ion/Reagan.jpg

Ronnie RayGuns

that's what i called him, among other things...

What? He personally saved the world from those commie bastards.

and don't forget he also saved us from ...the sharks!

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...hoto_7_lrg.gif

he fooled some of the people all of the time...

fools and fauxgards

and some of the people only some of the time...

you can't fool me more than thrice, else the world breaks and ceases to exist... same as this thread, seeing as I'm the eternal winner.

didn't fool me, either...

saw right through the lame-o...

he was right square

didn't meld into the fabric of being the world had the time, man

I wonder if Nixon was ever a lifeguard?

i don't think so...

ask these four:

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/2631994-post1072.html