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Jetée 03-09-2010 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick (Post 2765617)
No. 2

2x2. equates to four.


http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz...tc0to1_500.jpg
French ticklers

uncle phil 03-10-2010 03:59 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...meandmommy.jpg

Fly 03-10-2010 04:18 AM

http://www.round2corp.com/images/header.jpg

uncle phil 03-11-2010 03:39 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1.../JoeGraeme.jpg

Ourcrazymodern? 03-11-2010 11:08 AM

My tutu's too tight.

Fly 03-11-2010 06:19 PM

you need a hand with that OCM?

Jetée 03-11-2010 06:36 PM

Tea. . .
 
. . . for Two


http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz...7x7zo1_500.jpg
Yvonne Lee Schultz

BadNick 03-11-2010 07:54 PM

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...lephantGun.jpg

uncle phil 03-12-2010 04:30 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...s/IMG_1923.jpg

Jetée 03-16-2010 04:39 AM

no lie: the smell of my feet at this juncture, while wholly unpleasant, perhaps would most likely resemble the seeming smell of the happenstance of this snapshot:

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx...5a8co1_500.jpg
(I should probably take off these stinkin' stockings)

cdwonderful 03-16-2010 07:53 AM

ok that is scary

BadNick 03-16-2010 08:02 AM

hey cd, how's Ohio treating you?

cdwonderful 03-16-2010 10:03 AM

nick, my friend!
ohio is like a leaky sump pump
it sucks, but not very well.........

BadNick 03-16-2010 07:28 PM

In spite of your discouraging word, MidOhio is still high on my list of things to do.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...rtsCarCour.png

uncle phil 03-17-2010 03:17 AM


cdwonderful 03-17-2010 08:32 AM

yea, high on my list too
just below bubonic plauge
and indian attack....:shakehead:

BadNick 03-17-2010 09:34 AM

you mean asian indians or american indians?

cdwonderful 03-17-2010 05:45 PM

american, squanto......

BadNick 03-17-2010 06:06 PM

they call me the lone stranger

Jetée 03-17-2010 06:22 PM

a tale of two heads
 
What would you call an Asian Indian? A 'hindian'? (I know that's disrespectful to the original land and people in which our country was supposed to be, and that dolt Columbus made a colossal mistake and founded 'New India - later to be renamed and recognized as North & South America', but a majority of "Native-Americans" prefer to be recognized as simply, 'Indian' (or American Indian, if you will).


http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz...8ifto1_500.jpg

Fossil skulls of La Ferrassie Neanderthal, left, and Cro-Magnon, that are on a
three-month loan from the Musee de l’Homme in France, are seen in the David
H. Koch Hall of the Human Origins exhibit at the Smithsonian’s National Museum
of Natural History in Washington, on Wednesday, March 17, 2010.

-- (AP Photo/Jacquelyn Martin)

uncle phil 03-18-2010 02:40 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...%20pics/CD.jpg

Ourcrazymodern? 03-18-2010 04:24 PM

Minneapolis-St. Paul

BadNick 03-18-2010 04:32 PM

El Greco painted the twins, Sts. Peter and Paul.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...panish_art.jpg

Later after some further evolution, The Peter Paul Company started making Mounds and Almond Joy and then here we are today.

Ourcrazymodern? 03-18-2010 04:42 PM

Sometimes they could feel their nuts, two.

uncle phil 03-19-2010 02:43 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...lmond-joy1.gif

BadNick 03-19-2010 05:32 AM

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...500_AA280_.jpg

Ourcrazymodern? 03-19-2010 02:17 PM

Give that man a blue ribbon.

BadNick 03-19-2010 07:50 PM

thank you

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...5/pabst-_1.gif

uncle phil 03-20-2010 03:25 AM

remember these?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...s/DSCN1982.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...apLIFE1959.jpg

BadNick 03-21-2010 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil (Post 2769851)
remember these?...

I thought I drank to forget!

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...5/drinking.jpg

silent_jay 03-21-2010 09:54 PM

http://www.manbottle.com/pictures/maddgirl.jpg

uncle phil 03-22-2010 02:22 AM

twice as nice...

Jetée 03-22-2010 03:16 PM

this is my ideal place to wind... and reminisce.

http://9gag.com/photo/10762_540.jpg

BadNick 03-22-2010 06:57 PM

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...s_sxc_nr_1.jpg

uncle phil 03-23-2010 02:33 AM


BadNick 03-23-2010 08:33 AM

as far as I'm concerned, a mod can just close this thread right after I post...two good reasons are to save bandwidth, reduce maintenance headaches.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...two-hearts.jpg

uncle phil 03-23-2010 12:42 PM

i could do that...

Jetée 03-23-2010 03:12 PM

did I say this was my retro-futuristic thread? I forgot.

anyway, for you widget-heads:

http://i47.tinypic.com/9a0o60.jpg

Fly 03-23-2010 03:12 PM

but you won't.


but you won't.

Jetée 03-23-2010 03:15 PM

but I did?

I need to see if this works:

It didn't; I'm so inept.

http://i48.tinypic.com/29igt5.jpg

BadNick 03-23-2010 05:43 PM

Halton Arp is one of my favorite astrophysicists...look over the cool book he wrote called "Quasars, Redshifts, and Controversies"

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ypairarp87.jpg

Jetée 03-23-2010 06:02 PM

continuing the retro-futuristic theme: the first tv image of Earth from space
 
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz...yhb5o1_500.gif

The TIROS-1 was the first weather satellite, launched into a polar orbit on April 1, 1960. Equipped with two TV cameras, TIROS 1 was operational for only 78 days but demonstrated the feasibility of monitoring planet Earth’s cloud cover and weather patterns from space. TIROS satellites eventually began continuous coverage in 1962 and enabled accurate worldwide weather forecasts and alerts. Above is the first TIROS TV image, taken from an altitude of about 700 kilometers. Crude by contemporary standards, it represents the beginning of what is still one of the most important continuing applications of space technology.
Source: APOD

uncle phil 03-24-2010 03:32 AM

twice is nice...

BadNick 03-24-2010 07:53 AM

I'll take two nice ones.

Jetée 03-24-2010 02:27 PM

alright:
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil (Post 2771188)
twice is nice...

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick (Post 2771226)
I'll take two nice ones.

two fine ladies about to settle from along day's grind with a nice, hot bath.

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz...l13xo1_400.jpg
1920’s bath time

BadNick 03-25-2010 01:33 PM

butt has 2 t's

coincidentally, so does tits

Jetée 03-25-2010 03:07 PM

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz...5vu7o1_500.jpg
replacing the '3' with a '2', but in your mind

Ourcrazymodern? 03-25-2010 03:12 PM

Recounting the inventory.

Yeah, it's two again.

BadNick 03-25-2010 05:28 PM

69 49, two numbers I like

Jetée 03-25-2010 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick (Post 2771830)
69 49, two numbers I like

subtract 1 from each of those No.'s above, and I'll like them all the more. /I'm an outside numerologist; I just like certain numbers over others.

BadNick 03-25-2010 05:55 PM

same here...that's why 30 is my favorite number in the whole universe. at least as far as I've counted. if I keep counting I might find one I like even more.

Jetée 03-25-2010 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick (Post 2771840)
same here...that's why 30 is my favorite number in the whole universe. at least as far as I've counted. if I keep counting I might find one I like even more.

I have at least 2 dozen "favorite" numbers, but what i like to call the triumvirate of lucky / supreme / make-me-feel-good-to-see are the numbers 27, 28, and 29.

twenty-eight and twenty-nine, near-equally, I like above twenty-seven, but i also like the latter almost as much both formers.

BadNick 03-26-2010 05:24 AM

30 and 6 are my favorite favorites. 57 is also pretty nice for me. I also have a strange attraction to some non-integers, like π aka pi. I also like pies. Are we having fun yet?

Fly 03-26-2010 06:38 AM

http://www.stainlesssteelletters.co....es/metal13.jpg

BadNick 03-26-2010 12:24 PM

I'm OK with 13 pies. Do they all have to be the same or can I mix em up?

Fly 03-26-2010 12:51 PM

don't matter.........as long as your fingers are in each and every one Nick.........

Jetée 03-26-2010 01:05 PM

demented:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/183/4...4188af4681.jpg
"I literally have my fingers in a lot of pies" by Finlay Stewart


sweet:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2359/...f913531aaf.jpg
Finger Lakes Grape Pie

uncle phil 03-27-2010 01:55 AM

oh dear, i'm having X-rated visions of sugar plums...

BadNick 03-27-2010 11:31 AM

I'm putting two setups like this on my car this week...aka inline 6 = 2 banks of 3. But we're cutting off the T25 and wastegate flanges and welding on all V-band connections ...this will make me twice as cool as I was previously. 2 X 0 = 0

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...STwins0042.jpg

Jetée 03-27-2010 02:31 PM

I'm not sure if I can show this properly, but this goes along (mildly) with you last statement there, uncle phil:

p7.jpg (image)

click here to see if the image, indeed, shows properly:   click to show 

uncle phil 03-28-2010 02:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jetée (Post 2772424)
I'm not sure if I can show this properly, but this goes along (mildly) with you last statement there, uncle phil:

p7.jpg (image)

click here to see if the image, indeed, shows properly:   click to show 

sans frock...

BadNick 03-29-2010 12:56 PM

I could use a double shot of my baby's pies.

uncle phil 03-30-2010 02:35 AM

"best hangover that i ever had..."

BadNick 03-30-2010 06:48 AM

I came up with this as a high school freshman: SPRING = should pies reflect internal negative good

In case my classmate friend sees this.... Hi Ed!!! where the hell are ya?

Jetée 03-31-2010 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil (Post 2772526)
sans frock...

ah, I remember.

this is for you phil; not a frock, but when I saw it, it was a perfect composition image of "clothing - sans clothing". Hope you enjoy.

sans frock   click to show 

uncle phil 03-31-2010 12:08 PM

all that's missing is the "smoke..." :)

BadNick 03-31-2010 07:35 PM

she has two...in fact she has two of a couple of things. That's one great thing about women. There's probaby a second great thing, too, but I don't remember what it is right now.

uncle phil 04-01-2010 02:28 AM

did you love her two times, then go away?

Fly 04-01-2010 06:03 AM

http://www.gearfuse.com/wp-content/u...gerie-cans.jpg

Jetée 04-01-2010 09:43 AM

remember her?

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz...n7vso1_500.jpg

BadNick 04-01-2010 09:57 AM

Jetman, that looks spooky close to a previous love-interest of mine ...hi Barb! ...although my beloved would need a breast augmentation to come up to that standard ...not that they were too small, I liked those two cute little things.

Jetée 04-02-2010 11:17 AM

I think I'm going to win this thread by sheer great content... (and maybe try to turn this into "Hottest Women of Show Business, Pt.2)

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0...j8qlo1_500.jpg
Ava Gardner

Ourcrazymodern? 04-02-2010 02:00 PM

Yeah, probably, but I'm winning right now.

BadNick 04-02-2010 02:02 PM

excuse my interuption

Jet, let's see a couple more of those.

Jetée 04-02-2010 02:11 PM

retro-, or,-futuristic? (that was my theme in this thread, right?)


let's see:
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0...98p9o1_500.jpg
Giovanna (Gievanna?) Lizza

BadNick 04-02-2010 02:44 PM

fortunately for this thread, many women have 2 gorgeous breasts

uncle phil 04-03-2010 01:55 AM

1 Attachment(s)
Attachment 22008

BadNick 04-03-2010 07:24 AM

unc, those 2 appear not to be real. Though I'd like to fondle them to make sure.

uncle phil 04-04-2010 02:04 AM

1 Attachment(s)
Attachment 22012

BadNick 04-06-2010 10:33 AM

tempt me once, shame on you.
tempt me twice, I'm going for it.

Jetée 04-06-2010 02:58 PM

I know this picture isn't retro-futuristic, nor does it feature "two" of anything, but I found it quaint, and with no other place I could think to portray it, I'll leave it here.

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0...r53co1_500.png
(click to make slightly larger)

Ourcrazymodern? 04-06-2010 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jetée (Post 2775336)
nor does it feature "two" of anything

Indeed. Even while attempting otherwise, you truth. I win. :thumbsup:

uncle phil 04-07-2010 02:55 AM

my x-ray vision spies two butt-cheeks...

Fly 04-07-2010 05:52 AM

yup........two butt cheeks right there.

Jetée 04-07-2010 08:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil (Post 2775472)
my x-ray vision spies two butt-cheeks...

do you? I spy something else entirely from my vantage (but it's a new day, so, hey!).

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kw...u5tto1_500.jpg

Ourcrazymodern? 04-07-2010 12:40 PM

Comic porn
with hands in pockets!
Still, I win.

Jetée 04-07-2010 01:27 PM

how can you win, with your hand in pockets? it's impossible, ergo: you lose.

I've decreed it as such. "Believe"

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2628/...1360a56f_m.jpg

Ourcrazymodern? 04-07-2010 01:38 PM

Oh, I believe you. Nice skirt. I win.

Jetée 04-07-2010 01:42 PM

Win nothing.

I ... contribute this:

http://www.picnik.com/

Ourcrazymodern? 04-08-2010 09:35 AM

"Nothing?" I "contribute" this:
as words can a thousand pictures make
by the rules I win again.

Fly 04-08-2010 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jetée (Post 2775580)
ergo: you lose.




i like this response just enough to steal it,and use it.:paranoid:

Ourcrazymodern? 04-08-2010 10:25 AM

You reappoint me. Now, put that away.

Jetée 04-08-2010 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fly (Post 2775767)
i like this response just enough to steal it,and use it.:paranoid:

now that I read it again, it needs more Wonka.

Ourcrazymodern? 04-08-2010 04:01 PM

An Everlasting Gobstopper should do the trick.

uncle phil 04-09-2010 03:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fly (Post 2775767)
i like this response just enough to steal it,and use it.:paranoid:

nonononono...

ergo, i WIN!!!

Ourcrazymodern? 04-09-2010 09:07 AM

6996

Fly 04-09-2010 09:49 AM

oh yeah.......

6997

Jetée 04-09-2010 03:58 PM

don't question my methods of winning... I have a gun, and an accent.

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kr...8z4xo1_500.jpg
Marcello Mastroianni

Those two traits combined, in addition to interest compounded over the decades of cinema, equals: your lose. (I also have flowers for you, so don't feel so bad)

Fly 04-09-2010 04:57 PM

fuck it.


i'll take the flowers.

Jetée 04-09-2010 05:10 PM

I could post a song about flowers, but it's mostly an instrumental, and it's about flowers.

I'll post something else instead: (I have no idea what it means... good day at the track?)
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0...n3qto1_500.jpg


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