Hey, the topic translates over to here: take this domination of coincidence
 

New Page Master!


You must submit to my will for the entire length of this page.

"Do as I say!"

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yes, yes - do as he says - as long as i'm still winning...

nuh uh, can't you see I'm the unequivocal winner

/me waits for stevie wonder to point at jet...

I can see clearly now... that I'm winning

do I hear an echo in here?

/me waits for governor paterson to point at nick...

he'll find me OK...I'm loud

i've seen that tie before - yup, you're loud...

if it's too loud,you're too fuckin' old

hear that, nick?

Simon says:

show us your frizzy hair.

/me looks for his wig...

I've become convinced that I am a thread killer. Maybe I'll win this one.

not today...

Could be yours. Well, no I guess it couldn't.

mine now...

yoink... he who has the lolly last, licks

wait'll you get down to what you think is the tootsie roll in the middle...

hehe...

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3046/...666004f8_m.jpg

I love the center... what did you do to it? :hmm:

"smothered that girl in chocolate syrup..."

are you guys still playing this game?

we be here...

yeah, but he's gone now...

no, just missing an eye...........

that ass has a tail... and a misaligned hole

Jet, I was image hunting surf pics and found this familiar looking one

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...g/surfing5.jpg

Yeah, I've been meaning to ask you if you wanted more versions of that painting/picture, but I got sidetracked posting bunnyfish and snowmoners elsewhere.

Wikipedia has a very large (and I'm guessing original snapshot portrayal of the dimensions) multimedia picture.

Where would you like the influx of "Great Waves", here or the longest ever chain of Great Waves deviation thread?

Since I am now the last one to post in this thread, I propose that we post many "great waves" pics in the longest thread to assure its longestness.

So everybody can go home now, this thread is done.

/me packs up his tent...

(hehe...)

Captain Planet and the Planeteers! (I think this is right)

commander cody and the lost planet airmen?

Captain and Tennille!

TONY!!!

DAWN!!!!!

...of the dead?

more like orlando, methinks...

wayne newton wannabee...

I have eternal patience, usually.

He seems like a great entertainer...not sure why I have no patience for Wayne Newton.

what about Tony Orlando?

he makes me dawn

I don't believe I want to see another man dawn at such an hour, in such this life, as 'nother man, face to face, or mano y mano...

Don't forget what Bill Murray said: ¿Quien es Mas Macho

Ricardo Montoban o' Fernando Lamas?

can't find a better man...

a daunting challenge

http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ko...9qido1_500.jpg

oh jerry...

jerry's soo history...

mmmmmm...scheezburger!

I've got a burger for you, but just looking at it will require you to undergo a double bypass.

I'm up for that...let it rip

It will your rip heart out.

I still can't decide where to give it its due... in the 'Giant Hamburger' thread, or the 'Big Bacon' thread.

that the one from western pennsylvania?

What do you mean?


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Brush your teeth

Thanks to everyone for playing. I don't expect a fancy prize, the deep frienships we've forged along the way are reward enough. So I humbly accept the honor as the "last one to post" for all of us. Perhaps we can schedule a rotation to share my trophy during leap years... I'll need to run a background check and get a $500 non-refundable deposit from you prior to your scheduled trophy visitation session.

^ someone's on the wacky weed...

He's plastered off the walls

and on...

What do you expect? He's looking at the world through colored 3-D glasses.

It's how I maintain such blind optimism.

I thought that's how you make the internet more "real"...

"when you're a jet you're a jet all the way..."

I'm a shark and Maria is mine

gee, officer krupke...

home honey,i'm high

I would like to visit Beautiful BC again, it's so higher north

blank on the stone, nick; but a great tune anyways...

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Sharks have beards. True story. (that's what they all say)

thump-thump...

is it safe to go in yet?

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...500_AA280_.jpg

i'd hit it...

Just watched "Sharkland" on PBS.

Not sure what to tell you about it, but don't go into the warm waters of the South African tip... you'll be tossed around like a sack of rice.

It's undoubtedly safer in the water than on land. So no fear here: hippos and gators kill more people than sharks.

...not to mention one of the worst:

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...3/mosquito.jpg

I just saw a special on Hippos this morning...

now that I look at them, they truly are a weird crop of horse. An aqua horse, that gallops on the water bed.

I like hippos, too! See...we have another thing in common within this brotherhood of mankind...and sisterhood of womankind, also...add any additional kinds as you wish.

I don't really like hippos... they're not my brother

can hippos jump off the ground?

i bet on the moon they could...we should send a hippo to the moon to check

What's the only mammal that cannot jump?


I am willing to bet that you are looking for the Elephant. There are many sites on the web which have stated that the elephant is the only mammal which can not jump. This is NOT the truth.
Just on the Web alone there are several others listed including the okapi, guinea pig and raccoon who are also reported as not being able to jump. (see references).
In the same class as the elephant, both Hippopotamus and Rhinoceroses come closer to skipping than jumping. Like the elephant, their body mass is too great in relation to their mass.
In addition, all bats have weak legs and usually have trouble walking, let alone jumping.
It has been recorded that sloths move too slow to jump. Plus they seldom climb down out of their trees.
Giraffes are known to run, but apparently always have one “foot on the ground.” Due to their neck structure, it may not be possible for them to jump in the usual meaning of the word.
Due to their odd physical shapes and relatively slow speeds, echidna (spiny anteater),
duck-billed platypus and koala might also be listed among the non-jumpers.
Finally, there are the non-land mammals most of which can come at least part way out of the water, but none have legs and by definition, can not jump. These would include whales, porpoises, dolphins, manatees and maybe even sea lions.

Also this:
Urban Dictionary: Hippo Jump

I don't need to win anything,
but I'd like to play.

Hippocampus is where they are schooled?

hippocrates is one of the professors...

jehosaphat is the jumping coach and since i'm knowledgeable about physics, i'm coach hypotenuse.

...and with my able assistance, we plan to field a team of jumping hippos on the moon. Due to the reduced gravity, hippos have been observed to jump quite well on the moon, as well as a cow once jumped over the moon, but she's on a different team and her moon jumping record is currently under review due to gender identity questions, she's suspected of being a bull but I believe she just has androgen insensitivity and hope to prove that with a glass of milk...back to the hippos: we coach them to slightly crouch down and as they suddenly extend, the momentum of their weight is enough to exceed the gravity at the moon's surface, thus the entire hippo leaves the surface and is jumping.

You other folks can choose one of the other "non jumping" animals and coach a team of those guys. I am available as a Physics of Jumping consultant if needed.

i am forever enlightened...

(i'm also winning the other thread...)

don't count your enlightenments before your egg cracks

alas, poor humpty...

"There's a sign in the desert that lies to the west
Where you can't tell the night from the sunrise
And not all the king's horses and all the king's men
Have prevented the fall of the unwise..."

I coulda used some of their help myself

moi aussi...

top o' the mornin' to ya, unc

sun's over the yardarm now...

I think I lost Take 3... I'm tapping out on it.

was this the hippo thread?

how do hippos swim so well seeing as they're so damn fat? Human beings would sink like a rock!

not true, Xerxys. I have found that large (high body fat) people are more bouyant than some skinny, boney runt.

Otherwise, baby hippos are so cute...though now I'm thinking of that one they pulled out from inside a large snake after they killed the snake ...musta been a boa since anacondas are only in South America.

babalouie, babalouie, babalouie, babalouie, babalouie, babalouie, babalouie, babalouie, babalouie, babalouie...

om nom nom

ahhh ummmmm